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Joined 11-03-03, id: 480984
Author has written 5 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Moulin Rouge, and Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
My name is Emma, hola!

The first story I wrote here was Parody of the Caribbean, but now there are a few more!

I live in England and love films, chocolate (naturally), Johnny Depp (naturally), Eastenders, Friends, Halloween, and lots of other random stuff.

Favourite actor: Johnny Depp
Favourite actress: Nicole Kidman
Favourite films: Moulin Rouge, Donnie Darko, Trainspotting and Edward Scissorhands
Favourite song: Keep on Lovin You by Reo Speedwagon,
Favourite TV programs: Friends, Sex and the City, EastEnders

I hate cauliflower, and that's all! *Smiles and looks at sunflowers*

Enjoy my fics!

~bye!~

Sorry about this, but a few of my stories have been removed because apparently they violated new guidelines. I'm sure quite a lot of people have experienced the same thing, so such is life. Grr.*

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Dead End Angels by Mamushi reviews
SLASH (JW). Reincarnation fic-everyone's alive and well in the present-ish and all that fun crap. Set in a high school setting.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,246 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 11/13/2003
In the Beginning there was Boredom by Crystal-One reviews
But there wasn’t any light yet, for God had forgotten to flip the switch. And God flipped the switch and there was light! And God look upon the light and saw that it was harmful to the eyes…
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004
Ovashing by Pillian Wirehair reviews
My name is Ovashing. I am daughter of Jack Sparrow. My sole goal in life is to avenge myself and my mother, a goal to which my father cannot survive. He did us wrong; and he WILL pay. DONE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 16,736 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003
That Umbrella in the Water by Trojan Snail reviews
What if, instead of rescuing the boy in the water, Elizabeth saved the umbrella? Bloody parody. -Chap. 3 up-
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003
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The Water is Wide reviews
When Jack Sparrow and Mary O'Connor are held captive by a common enemy, will their dislike of each other turn to friendship, or maybe love? (Note- not Mary Sue) Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 8/26/2004
Christian's Second Love reviews
The story about how Christian met his wife ten years after the film was set. Part 6 now up!
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,916 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 2/29/2004
The Therapist's Couch reviews
Agent Sands is this therapist's problem patient. Chap 4 up- the party begins
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 6/3/2004
The Memoirs of Captain Jack Sparrow reviews
Will receives bad news about Jack, and receives a request for him to record his life story. Part 5 up now- Will and Elizabeth chat to Jack's past loves.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004
A Guaranteed Problem reviews
It's three weeks before Will and Elizabeth marry, and Elizabeth has discovered something life changing. She's pregnant, and Will Turner is not the father. What's a girl to do? Last chapter now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,875 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 5/28/2004 - Published: 12/12/2003