Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland, Hunger Games, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Wallo. This is my profile and that is not a typo. How are you even supposed to spell typo? Tipo. Typoe. Tipoe. Hehe. Toes. Don't judge me!
...*clears throat embarrassedly* sorry for that. I've had a lot of caffeine (which I am addicted to) and sugar (which is am also addicted to). If you do not love either of these things then I'm sorry, I can't love you. *sniffle sniffle* Marshmallows.
I'm writing this page to fill my profile with random crap because it looked so lonely and blank and sad. My favorite food is goulash and my favorite dessert is strawberry Jello with bananas...Which is weird because I hate bananas. Like, with an undying passion. But Jello can apparently make even the most abhorrently disgusting foods bearable and, dare I say it, enjoyable.
I love to work with my hands. Origami and woodshop are some of my favorite pastimes, after writing of course. I just found this person who has a downloadable "wizard's castle" (only because of stupid copyright thingies) that you can print and build. It's awesome and extremely challenging.
Writing is my passion. I have been called crazy by my peers for how passionate I am about the power and meaningfulness behind each and every words that slips off your tongue. You can build people's egos, lift peoples spirits, and even pull them apart at the seams. Be careful what comes out of your mouth, you can't take it back. After all, sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can tear me to pieces.
I have a friend with an account so check out Live4fiction.
Favorite fandoms: Harry Potter, Twilight, PJO and HoO, Mortal Instruments, Hunger Games, Doctor Who, and Alice in Wonderland.
Favorite color: Black
Harry X Tempest
Cato X OC
Mad Hatter X Alice
The Doctor (Matt Smith) X Myself ;)
Favorite Character Of All The Space Time Continuum: Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland 2010
Favorite quotes: "We're all mad here." "You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.
Percy Jackson Pledge
I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car
Yes, I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile
16 things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
PS...INSPIRATIONAL BUNNIES FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!
- Mourning Waters
Now here's bunch of other random crap that might make you laugh...teehee
You know you're a writer..
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you're an insomniac
-If everyone "mysteriously" knows you're an insomniac
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.
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QUOTES ON STUPIDITY
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Some people are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright.
Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs.
Don't be so humble. You’re not that great.
And your cry-baby whiny-butt opinion would be?
Somewhere, we're depriving a village of it's idiot.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Everyone has a photographic memory, Some people just don't have film.
I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just implying it.
Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
If aliens are looking for INTELLIGENT life why are you worried?
I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes...You will learn a lot today.
Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking.
QUOTES ON MY INSANITY
People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.
Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”!
Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.
Of course I’m out of my mind! It’s dark and scary in there!
If I’m out of my right mind, my left one is gonna be pretty crowded.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.*
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever .
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
At least 5 inanimate objects hate me .
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.
Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.
Normal people make good pets.
Yeah! I love wearing straight jackets, too! I get to hug myself!
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. No offence guys.
I am in my own little world but it's okay. They know me here.
A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some real problems.
Don't aggravate me, I'm running out of places to put the body's.
I am getting sick and tired of slitting the throats of the people who say I'm a violent psychopath!
The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy.
QUOTES ABOUT ME
You're intoxicated by my very presence.
Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
For the millionth time! I can't go to Hell, they have a restraining order against me!
If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
It doesn't matter if I'm right or wrong, I'm still the one with the gun.
I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
You think I’m a loser. But I’m the most awesome loser you’ve ever met!
I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.
I am who I am. I do not seek your approval.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.
I like you. When I rule the world, you death shall be quick and painless.
It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.
That which does not kill me…should run. FAST.
I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I’ve never tried.
I don’t lie. I create fiction with my mouth.
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
I believe no problem is so large or difficult that it can’t be blamed on someone else.
Everyone has a wild side; I just prefer to make mine public.
I have Sarcasm, what's your superpower?
I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself.
Who cares about hugs? I’m going to tackle you when I see you!
Life is like a corndog. I just haven’t figured out why yet.
I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on!
My best friend say that I'm the type of person who'll spend hours trying to drown a fish, but they love me to death anyway.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!
When it rains on my parade, I bust out my slip n’ slide.
You say I run like a girl, and if you run a little faster, you can too!
Everyone needs to believe! I believe I'll go watch some more anime .
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda!
We’re best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge… I pick out the funereal arrangements.
I want a man that when I come running up to him with tears streaming down my face, the first thing he says is, "Baby, whose butt do I have to kick?"
I give you this rose and hope that you, unlike this rose, will not be cut down in your prime and your corpse displayed as a sign of affection.
Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon!
I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous .
Love me or hate me. Personally, I could care less.
I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm afraid of the ninja's that hide in the dark.
Can't stand me? Then sit down.
You're a good friend, but if the zombies come, I'm tripping you.
"I called your boyfriend gay and then he hit me with his purse."
You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, turd.
Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff.*
My thermometer is sick! Get the thermometer…oh wait…
I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't :P
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
My personal motto, 'If you can't beat them, join them; if you can't join them, kill them; if you can't kill them, blow them all to kingdom come!"
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable .
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. *sizzles*
I’m bored…run for your sanity.
QUOTES OF ADVICE
Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the cops or paramedics.
Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful .
Only you can change your life, no one else can do it for you .
You cant expect people to see eye to eye with you if you are looking down at them.*
People don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care.
Best friends are the sisters God forgot to give you .
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much .
Where negotiation and diplomacy fail, high explosives substitute nicely.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit!
You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
If your going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. (for those of you who get this...Mr.Tran)
Beware the flying donkey, falling from the sky.
You can choose the way you live my friend but not the way you die!
There is no shame in not knowing. The shame lies in not finding out.
Promises mean everything, but once they're broken, "I'm sorry" means nothing.
You have to take the good with the bad, smile when you're sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change, and things go wrong, but just remember: life goes on.*
There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate!
Chocolate is better than boys. Why? Because chocolate can't get you pregnant.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
When all else fails bring out the duct tape.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart. But true friends only poke each other with bendy straws.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.
Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach ‘em how to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks!
If two wrongs do not make a right, try three.*
Color outside the lines, it really pisses people off.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee.*
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!
Never argue with an idiot. They’ll just drag you down and beat you with experience.
Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that.*
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need vodka and snow (Hetalia)
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Hard work never killed anyone - but why take that risk?
Early to bed, Early to rise makes people suspicious...
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Junk is something you throw away three days before you need it.*
When in doubt, Mumble.
If at first you don't succeed, failure might be your thing. If at first you DO succeed, try not to be too astonished.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.*
If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving isn’t for you.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...
There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.
It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse
I’m not so good with advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?*
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"I'm pure at heart. It repels dirt," - Isabelle, City Of Ashes
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for" - Jace, City Of Bones
"I always thought that it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave.' No wonder I've been so confused all my life." - Simon, City Of Glass
"So technically,’ even though Jace isn't actually related to you, you have kissed your brother." - Simon, City Of Glass
"Not really. My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like, 'Are these snakes poisonous?' and 'But you're much too young to be a police officer." - Jace, City Of Glass
"No, I'm a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens, I make rude gestures at nuns," - Jace, City Of Ashes
"It says, ' Shadowhunters; looking better in black than the widows of out enemies since 1234," - Jace, City Of Bones
"You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do," - Jace, City Of Glass
"Well, you can go ahead and hang your head out the car window if you like it," - Clary, City Of Bones
"Boom? Was something suppose to happen?" - Jace, City Of Ashes
"Enormous? Did you just call me fat?"
"It was an analogy,"
"I am not fat," - Jace and the Inquisitor, City Of Ashes
"Good idea. I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.” - Jace, City Of Bones
“I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?"
"A regrettable choice of words," - Jace and Magnus, City Of Ashes
"We're all mad here...You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself." -Cheshire Cat
Well there are more quotes I like but there are too much.
Life is like a book. The plot is awesome, the sarcasm is better, and the author enjoys abusing the characters –My best friend Kristi
There is an end in friend,an us in trust, an over in lover, a lie in believe, an if in life, and an ex in next
Never regret something that once made you smile, because at one time it was exactly what you wanted
Everything happens for a reason
Only memories stay the same
I see absolutely no reason why I can't follow my dreams
Live as though there is no tomorrow, and yesterday never happened
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
Bitter screaming, winter's bite,
You shall lose your soul tonight.
Twisted be thy blackened soul,
Twisted from the lives you stole.
So drink deep of life's last breath,
And welcome the cold embrace of Death.
-From 'Dementors Lullaby'
Knowledge is power; Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil and excel at it.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.
I'm the kind of person who's friends with someone who walks into a chalkboard and yells at it.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
"Quick! Look seductive!" *Poses with hand on face* -Sam5 and Tori6
Regret Nothing, Deny everything -wishIwereanime
'Keep your face to the Sunshine and you cannot see the Shadows'-Helen Keller
"who's really the bad guy the one holding the gun or the one who's pointing it?-HoodiLuv
A good girl is just a bad girl whose never been caught-Unknown
Don't leave me in this harsh place we call reality-HoodiLuv
"Who said I'm unstable? I'm just unpredictable." -Naruto in the fic. 'Damaged'
"Hey someone is waving at you… Oh look, it's your modesty flying out of the window!-Harry to Marvolo in 'Visitor'
'Holy mother of sheep! What in the name of chickens are you doing? Cheese and crackers woman! Stop killing the brain cells that I have managed to preserve!"-Harry 'The Feel of Feelings'
"If life's a rainbow, it must suck to be color blind'-HoodilLuv
'A child is a child and they should never be hurt. For a child's love is the purest of innocence, and their hate is the deadliest of sin."-Iruka fic. 'Damaged'
'Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you don't remember' - Spirited Away.
The Awkward moment when...YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW AWKWARD MOMENTS! MY LIFE IS A AWKWARD MOMENT!! ->:O Tori6
'Screw Kansas, we skipped Munchkin Land and the yellow brick road and landed all the way in Emerald City."-Harry 'The Feel of Feelings'
When Life hands you lemons, thank life and read them in private-Sam5
"Your just as sane as I am"-Luna Lovegood
A library is a place where you can lose your innocence, without losing your virginity"- Germaine Greer
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." --Douglas Adams (The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)
"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits." — Albert Einstein
"Well-behaved women rarely make history." — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
"Reality continues to ruin my life." — Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you." — Rita Mae Brown
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." — Mark Twain
"If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all." — Oscar Wilde
"Everything you can imagine is real." — Pablo Picasso
"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." — Marlene Dietrich
"I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much." — Mother Teresa
"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one." — John Lennon
"Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company." — Mark Twain
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." — Winston S. Churchill
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." — Dr. Seuss
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." — Albert Einstein
"A room without books is like a body without a soul." — Marcus Tullius Cicero
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." — Eleanor Roosevelt
"So many books, so little time." — Frank Zappa
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." — C.S. Lewis
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." — Oscar Wilde
"Women are like teabags; you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water." — Eleanor Roosevelt
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you." — Elbert Hubbard
"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." — Apple Inc.
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." — William Shakespeare (As You Like It)
"Without music, life would be a mistake." — Friedrich Nietzsche
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." — Mark Twain
"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid." — Jane Austen (Northanger Abbey)
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." — Jim Henson*
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." — Douglas Adams
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." — Dr. Seuss*
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." — Thomas A. Edison
"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." — Eleanor Roosevelt
"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." — Marilyn Monroe (Marilyn: Her Life in Her Own Words)*
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." — Robert A. Heinlein
"There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment." — Sarah Dessen (The Truth about Forever)
"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand." — Charles M. Schulz
"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman." — Virginia Woolf
"I have always imagined that Paradise will be some kind of library." — Jorge Luis Borges
"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain." — Bob Marley
"There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you." — Maya Angelou
"Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." — G.K. Chesterton
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life." — Confucius
“Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.”- Fang in STWAOES
"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs."- Gazzy in STWAOES
"ZOMG." -Nudge in MAX. (Has anyone else wondered what the Z stood for? because I have.)
"Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up." -Katniss in Catching Fire
"Hey, Finnick, come on in! We figured out how to make you pretty again!" -Katniss in Catching Fire
When life hands you lemons...
throw something harder back.
make apple juice and let the world wonder how in the holy name of existensial chickens you did it.*
throw them back and demand oranges
throw them back and tell life to make his own frickin lemonade
squirt lemon juice in life’s eye and see how much life likes lemons then.