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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hey guys!!! :) S is here!!!! :D (I wont give you my first name, because I'm too paranoid, but you can call me Katie, from my admin names!)

I want to thank Burdge for my beautiful avatar! :)

My basic enough info is here, in my profile!! :D All you need to know is that I'm a cailìn!! :D (WE IRISH ROCK!!!)

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fan-fiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use , ;, or >:( in a fan-fiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shall tryeth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use cliches when thou (a) art writing a parody or (b) find a new and interesting twist to make such cliches bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FAN-FICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fiction. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

FANDOMS (in no particular order):

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

The Heroes of Olympus

Maximum Ride

Harry Potter



The Mortal Instruments

The Infernal Devices

The Hunger Games

The Kane Chronicles

Alex Rider

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Danny, the Champion of the World

Skulduggery Pleasant


The Simpsons

The Avengers

Forrest Gump

Dr. Who


Edward Scissorhands

Iron Man


Captain America



Finding Nemo

Monsters Inc.


Despicable Me

Ice Age

Rise of the Guardians

How to train your Dragon



Pirates of the Caribbean

Perks of Being a Wallflower

Silver Linings Playbook

The Hangover





Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons


Top 35 OTP's, Ships & Cannons (in no particular order):

Percabeth= Percy and Annabeth

Fax= Fang and Max

Tratie= Travis and Katie

Coranda= Connor and Miranda

Fourtris= Tobias and Tris

Marlynn= Marlene and Lynn

Mariah= Marlene and Uriah

Jasper= Jason and Piper

Charlena= Beckendorf and Silena

Lazel= Leo and Hazel

Leu Elleo= Leo and Lou Ellen

Frazel= Frank and Hazel

Sizzy= Simon and Isabel

Clace= Clary and Jace

Eggy= Ella and Iggy

Ronmione= Ron and Hermione

Hinny= Harry and Ginny

Tella= Tyson and Ella

Till= Tessa and Will

Jessa= Jem and Tessa

Malec= Magnus and Alec

Frangelina= Fred and Angelina

Georgelica= George and Alica

Thane= Thor and Jane

Jily= James and Lily

Fletchyrie= Fletcher and Valkyrie

Thalico= Thalia and Nico

Gronuper= Grover and Juniper

Kale= Katniss and Gale

Annick= Annie and Finnick

Voldetrix= Voldemort and Bellatrix

Tepper= Tony and Pepper

Blackeye= The Black Widow and Hawk-eye

Salex= Sabina and Alex

Finchel= Finn and Rachel

Samtanny= Sam and Britanny

Okay, I just have five thing I want to say before you read my stories:

1. I don't read books just for the romance

Yes, Romance is a plus when reading books, especially when they're cute couples like Percabeth or Fax, but that doesn't I read that specific book because it has romance in it.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, when I'm writing fanfiction, I don't write based on romance. I write an adventure with a dash of romance on the side. I do write small one-shot's where there's romantic or non-romantic bonding, but I would never write a 30 chapter fanfic on "Trying to get Perseus Jackson into bed." or stuff like that. No. Not me. So if you want romance, you can look at my short stories (which I will be posting later) on the couples I find cute.

2. I don't write shows/movie/comic fanfics. Just books, or short fanfics. Mostly Percy Jackson, Harry Potter and maybe some Maximum Ride

Yes I do take some requests, but only for the 1 chap fanfics. PM me if you have an idea you want me to write. I'd be more than happy to, as long as it is book related

3. Don't threaten me when I don't have time to update often. I have a life of my own, that doesn't revolve around my stories, so if you can't patiently wait for my story to come out and think that you can threaten it out of me, your wrong. I'll just delete my story, if many people think they can threaten me to update faster. So don't try. I won't be giving out any very personal details on this site, except for the first initial of my name, and my admin name.

4. Constructive criticism is welcome by all means, but I'm not bothered with flames. If you have a problem with my story, PM me instead of reviewing. I would to prefer to take your skinny ass down in private than you being humiliated. ;) J.k, but I will do that if you annoy me, because I have a short temper and very sarcastic

5. My stories may contain bad language, drug abuse, abuse, alcohol, and adult themes. If you don't approve of any of those things, please don't read my stories and tell me to take out certain things that offend you.

Thanks guys!


Annabeth's dress in Chap 2 of THP:

Narwhals - Weebl's Stuff.

Narwhals, Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
'Cause they are so awesome

Narwhals, Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white
They beat a polar bear in a fight

Like an underwater unicorn
They've got a kick-ass facial horn
They're the Jedi of the sea
They stop Cthulhu eating ye

They are Narwhals
Just don't let 'em touch your balls
They are Narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab

Narwhals, Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
'Cause they are so awesome

Narwhals, Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white
They beat a polar bear in a fight

Like an underwater unicorn
They've got a kick-ass facial horn
They're the Jedi of the sea
They stop Cthulhu eating ye

They are Narwhals
Just don't let 'em touch your balls
They are Narwhals
Inventors of the shish-kebab

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven

If you believe in the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, Paste this into your profile

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

So there was this missionary in Africa and he finds two guys fighting. So he breaks up the fight and one guy needs to go to the doctor so the missionary pays for it.
So the other guy is mad at the missionary for breaking up the fight so he gets a group together to attack him at night, but they leave without hurting him. Later on they tell him that they were going to attack him but he had twenty six shining guards with him. But he objects saying he was alone that night.

When he goes back home a few months later the people at his church tell him that they got the urge to pray for him so they got a group together and prayed. He asked the men who were there to stand up and they did. There were twenty six. The same amount of guards the man said he had.

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
good people get helped. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God? Please repost this as Pray For God

If you belive in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Percy Jackson & The Olympians Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I meet someone who loves to fight

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others

I promise to remember Zoe

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought in the Titans War

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians

wherever I may go.

Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something.

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents.

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away.

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone.

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up.

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision.

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different then expected to be.

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a fair and just leader.

I promise to remember Octavian

when I see a ripped stuffed teddy.

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money.

I promise to remember HoO

wherever I may go.

The Twelve Olympians Pledge

I promise to remember Zeus

When I see lightning in the sky

I promise to remember Athena

When an owl's flying high

I promise to remember Poseidon

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Ares

When someone's mean to me

I promise to remember Hades

When I think of someone passed away

I promise to remember Aphrodite

When it's Valentine's Day

I promise to remember Artemis\

When I see an arrow and a bow

I promise to remember Hestia

When a fire brightly glows

I promise to remember Dionysus

When I see someone drinking wine

I promise to remember Demeter

When the plants are growing fine

I promise to remember Apollo

When I see the gleaming sun

I promise to remember Hermes

When I see someone on the run

I promise to remember Hera

When I hear of a queen

I promise to remember Hephaestus

When I see an invention that's extreme

Wherever I may go, Whatever I may see

I shall remember the deities of ancient Greece

The Kane Chronicles Pledge

I promise to remember Carter

When a true leader comes

I promise to remember Sadie

When I hear someone pop their gum

I promise to to remember Zia

When a fire brightly glows

I promise to remember Khufu

When I watch a Lakers show

I promise to remember Walt

When I put on jewelry

I promise to remember Alyssa

When I see pottery

I promise to remember Jaz

When I see a sacrifice

I promise to remember Felix

When some penguins are on ice

I promise to remember Julius

When a lecturer does drone

I promise to remember Amos

When I see a saxophone

Whatever I may see, wherever I shall go

I promise to always remember the characters of The Kane Chronicles

I promise to remember Rick Riorden

for making these awesome characters!

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile

Percy Jackson:

  • You know you're obsessed with PJO when:
  • During a thunderstorm, you scream, "CALM DOWN ZEUS!"
  • Everytime you use the internet you thank Hermes.
  • Everytime you see an owl, you say, "Hi Athena!"
  • You've googled Camp Half-Blood's address.
  • You always carry a ball point pen in your pocket
  • Everytime you pick up a pen, you hope it turns into a sword.
  • When you clap your hands, you hope the dead will appear to do your bidding.
  • You become obessessed with Adidas shoes because they have the symbol of Hermes.
  • If someone says, "Percy," you scream, "JACKSON!"
  • You go on a cruise and hope it's not the Princess Andromeda.
  • Everytime you see an orange shirt, you look to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood one.
  • Everytime you see a NY Yankees cap you say, "Annabeth!"
  • You burn food to see if it smells good.
  • You see an emo and say to them, "Hi Nico."
  • Recite random lines from the books
  • When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it
  • You sometimes try to control water.
  • You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months
  • You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
  • You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
  • You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO and use it in conversations.
  • You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
  • You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
  • You just have to research more about Greek mythology.
  • You copy and paste this onto your profile.
  • You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.
  • You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.
  • You've made a Camp Half-Blood shirt.
  • You annoy your friends and family by talking about Percy Jackson all the time.
  • You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
  • You have dreams - or dream - about PJO characters/events.
  • In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
  • You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
  • -Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. Also, she's a hunter. Her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
  • -Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
  • -Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
  • -Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
  • -Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!
  • You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
  • You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.
  • When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters
  • You go to the Empire State Building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod
  • You watch the movie and read the book every chance you get
  • You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.
  • You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.
  • You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.
  • You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy
  • Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon.
  • You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
  • You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.(Haven't found him yet, but hopefully soon!)
  • When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
  • You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
  • Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
  • You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
  • Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
  • You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
  • You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks
  • When someone gets married, you say, "I hope you shall not anger Hera."
  • You cried when you finished TLO.
  • You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.
  • Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.
  • You're in love with a fictional character.
  • You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.
  • You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
  • You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
  • You know which pages the good parts are on.
  • You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear
  • You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
  • You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
  • You start doing pro/con lists in your head during Math when you’re supposed to be taking notes.
  • Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
  • The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, "Have you read PJO?"
  • On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
  • You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
  • You know PJO better then most sane people.
  • You have links to every great PJO site.
  • You add things to the list every day.
  • You know what you would do if you were Percy.
  • You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.
  • At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.
  • You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.
  • You are trying to learn Greek.
  • You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

  • In loving memory of...

    ...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

    ...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

    ...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

    ...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

    ...Silena Beauregard, who died of the greatest heroes

    ...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

    ...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

    ...Everyone else who died in the Titan War or saving someone else because they knew it was right.

    May they rest in Elysium or The Isle of Blest

    I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101 MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919 xXxDaughterofAthenaxXx, daughterofhades5565,darkangelxx22xx,Thalia101,Aguilita Cruz,EmilyJackson-Hero, Goddess of Myths, Hunter Of Artemis 101, One With The Fandoms

    Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan:

    Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

    Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones

    The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

    Children of rival gods can fall in love.

    No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

    Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

    Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

    Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

    The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

    Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

    Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

    Math teachers really are evil.

    Set's secret name is Evil Day.

    It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

    Elvis was a magician. No, really.

    Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

    Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

    A god of toilet paper can actually be really cool.

    Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

    If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an super-powerful god living inside you.

    Vegetarians are Satyrs in disguise.

    With great power comes a great need to take a nap.

    Paradises are places that can get you killed.

    Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.

    Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust.

    Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.

    Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.

    You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.

    Say hello to pink poodles.

    Even heroes drool in their sleep.

    Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.

    It's possible for god to be named Fred.

    Something I've been forced to notice...

    The Lightning Thief: Happy Ending

    The Sea of Monsters: Confusing, Though Happy Ending

    The Titans Curse: Happy Ending

    The Battle of the Labyrinth: Somewhat Happy Ending

    The Last Olympian: Extremely Happy Ending

    The Red Pyramid: Happy Ending

    The Throne of Fire: Suspenseful Yet Happy Ending

    The Serpents Shadow: Horridly Opened Yet Still Happy Ending

    The Lost Hero: Happy Yet Heartbreaking Ending

    The Son of Neptune: So Suspenseful Yet Still Happy Ending

    The Mark of Athena: Brilliant, yet Terrifying Ending. I'm still getting over it.

    Conclusion; The Mark of Athena is the only book with a nerve racking, shake causing, tear inducing, chock hazardous ending of any book Uncle Rick wrote

    Percabeth Rules Forever...

    Contrary to polular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

    -There are no sterioids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

    - A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth a billion words.

    - When taking the SAT, write 'Percabeth' for every single answer. You will score over 8000.

    - Rick Riordan once worked for the San Diego evening news. Everynight he would make the same forecast: "Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth."

    - He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

    - To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

    - All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

    - President Roosevelt said: "WE have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth.

    - In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

    - There's an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth... Just kidding. Percabeth is first.

    - There are two types of people in the world: people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

    - Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that the quote continues, "... a Percabeth shipper."

    - He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth... dies.

    - People have often asked the U.S, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" They simply reply... Percabeth.

    - The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

    - Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those 'some people' are now dead.

    PJO Fans compared to Normal People:

    NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
    PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain


    NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
    PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

    NORMAL PEOPLE: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
    PJO FANS: Say "Shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!"

    NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
    PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

    NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
    PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

    NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
    PJO FANS: Try to get Zeus to calm down

    NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
    PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

    NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile
    PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

    Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey

    1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why?

    The Last Olympian. I just love how it revolved around the war. Rick did a pretty good job on it, considering what James Patterson did for Max Ride's ending. I do love Max Ride, it's just that the ending didn't answer some questions like: How in Hades is Fang immortal? and What happened to the rest of the flock? Are they dead?Though, I kinda didn't like how it ended with 'For once, I didn't look back.' but only because the series ended so abruptly Like for instance, in Harry Potter, it showed that Harry and Ginny etc. had kids, and who was married and all that. I was expecting that, but only because I didn't know there was going to be another series starring Percy and Annabeth. If it had ended as: Percy and Annabeth smiled as their beautiful daughter Silena waved them goodbye before rushing off to join her friends in Camp Halfblood we would have known that Percabeth made it out of Tartarus, and where is the thrill in that?

    2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite?

    Poseidon, he's pretty awesome! I also like Dionysus. He's annoying and a brat, but he's pretty funny! I don't like Hera, or Athena. Athena's a bit too snobbish of her wisedom. She is very wise, but she thinks she know everything. She also needs to chillax. Hera is Hera. I don't need to explain what I don't like about her

    3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?

    In the PJO series? Percy and Annabeth, and Sally are my favorite half-bloods and mortal. I like all the characters, but my least favorite mortal would be Matt Sloan or Nancy Bobofit, and my least favorite demigod would probably be Chris, but I do like him! :)

    4. Which do you prefer: Lukabeth or Percabeth?

    Percabeth, but Lukabeth is one of my top BroTP's

    5. Annabeth or Rachel?

    Annabeth, but I do like Rachel now she's toned down a bit, and not a threat considering she has to stay a virgin for the rest of her life...Sorry, I get jealous when someone makes a move on Percy.

    6. Thalia or Luke?

    Toughie. Thalia gets on my nerves for some reason. I don't know why, and I think she's cool, but she gets on my nerves. I didn't like Luke until the TLO when he started fighting Kronos for consciousness. I honestly can't answer that

    7. Riptide or Backbiter?

    Did you even have to ask? Riptide all the way! :)

    8. Wisdom or the Sea?

    Probably wisdom. I rather not being stupid and being able to row a boat than being smart and scared of the water. If that makes any sense. Yeah, I'm not very smart, which is another reason I would probably pick wisdom!

    True or False (opinion based)

    1. Percabeth?

    True! :) They're definitely my favorite couple, with Tratie falling in 2nd and Charlena 3rd.

    2. Perachel?

    False! Though I did like Rachel, I didn't like the fact she knew Annabeth liked Percy, but then kissed him anyways. It was a bit mean, but then when she realized that Percy cared for Annabeth more, she pulled it off as "Sorry Percy, I'm dumping you. I thought I liked you, but I realized I didn't. I only like the world you live in. Sorry about that, but now I've after making confused about your feelings and doubts, how about you go over and ask Annabeth out? " and then Percy was like "I didn't know we were together, but okay, I'll go ask Annabeth out...?" She was a true bitch about it, and it made me dislike her immensely But I like her now she's the oracle and her and Annabeth had made nice!

    3. I have read one of the books in less than 4 hours.

    Oh thank the gods I'm not the only one! True

    4. I wish that when Annabeth first kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back.

    False, because it wouldn't have been as entertaining. We knew Annabeth was jealous of Percy, but we didn't know if she truly like-liked Percy, ya know? It would be typical of her to refuse her feelings until the last second, and then did it because she finally accepted them. It wouldn't have been good to have Percabeth dating in the book before the last one. No, it's nice to have a ending where everything falls into place.

    5. I have written fan-fiction for this series.

    True :) And whoever is reading this at the moment should totally check it out ;)

    Call Me Maybe - Heroes of Olympus Style.

    I made a ship just to sail

    Piper: I hate my mom can't you tell?

    Percy: I was judo-flipped by my girl

    Annabeth: I missed you Seaweed Brain

    Frank: My life depends on a stick

    Hazel: Lived twice, you big piles of schist

    Jason: I keep getting hit by some bricks

    Coach Hedge: But you guys are still cupcakes

    Leo: The horse was running

    Gel back, Nymphs were coming

    Scrawny yeah, baby you know it

    Where'd you think you're going Echo?

    Piper: Hey, I just met you, and this sounds crazy,

    but my boyfriend has amnesia, so help us maybe

    Percy: It's hard to be on the run, from two weird lady's

    They try to bite me, why am I invincible lately?

    Annabeth: Hey I can't find my, boyfriend Percy

    These things always happen, they make me berserky

    Frank: After my mom's death, how could this be worse?

    Oh, found out my dad was the Roman god Mars

    Hazel: Yeah I came back from the dead

    Jason: Why do I keep hitting my head?

    Coach Hedge: Gotta wind nymph girlfriend

    Leo: Shit, Buford's gonna blow

    Piper: Got this really cool knife

    Percy: What is so wrong with my life?

    Annabeth: Oh please, you can make me your wife...

    Frank: You could get married in Tartarus!

    Hazel: I was born in the 1930's

    Died in Alaska when I was thirteen

    Found out I dated my friends granddad

    Can my life get any worse?!

    50 Pick Up Lines Travis Stoll Really Shouldn't Have Used on Katie Gardner

    1) "Pardon me, but I seem to have lost my phone number. Do you think I could borrow yours?"

    2) "You know how scientists say the skin is the largest organ on the human body?" "Yeah." "Well, not in my case."

    3) "Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell from heaven."

    4) "Are you running out of breath?" "I'm sorry?" "From running through my head all night."

    5) "Did the sun just come up or did you smile at me?"

    6) "Your lips just look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

    7) "Katie, do you work at Subway?" "No . . ." "Really? Cuz you just gave me a five dollar foot long."

    8) "My name's Doug. That's 'god' spelled backward with a little bit of you wrapped up in it." "Your name's Travis." "Sigh. You totally just ruined that."

    9) "Do you have your tickets yet?" "To what?" *Flexes arm muscle* "The gun show!"

    10) "Um, Katie, I'm doing a poll around camp to see how many females have pierced nipples."

    11) "If your right leg's Thanksgiving and your left leg's Christmas, I wanna visit you in between holidays."

    12) "Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you've got fine written all over you."

    13) "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

    14) "Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you."

    15) "I know what you should be for Halloween." "What?" "A light switch. Every time I see you, you turn me on."

    16) "Is that cannon fire? Oh wait! It's just my heart pounding!"

    17) "Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place."

    18)"Eros called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back."

    19) "Do you know how aardvarks make love?" "No . . ." "Yeah, neither do I. But I know how humans make love. I think we need a demonstration."

    20) "Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too."

    21) "If Princess Peach looked like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago."

    22) "Is your name Gillette? Cuz you're the best a man can get." "My name's Katie. You've known me for, like, five years now, Travis." "I know. It's just . . . sigh. Never mind."

    23) "If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever."

    24) "Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber." "Excuse me?" "Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?" "What!" "Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!" "Since when the Hades did you become a pirate?" "Sigh. Conner said chicks dig pirates." "I'm more of a ninja kind of girl."

    25) "The name's Stoll. Travis Stoll. And I like my milkshake shaken," *flips hair* "not stirred."

    26) "My love for you is like a level 68 blood elf hunter, with season 6 gladiator helmet."

    27) "Do you come here often?"

    28) "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."

    29) "I have only three months to live."

    30) "Did you know, Katie, that 90% of all rape begins with the touch of a shoulder?" *Touches Katie's shoulder*

    31) "If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry. Not only because of my masculinity, but in fear of losing you." (She blushed at this one! Score!)

    32) "Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?"

    33) "Your eyes are like the cube off Transformers that turns all the Transformers to life, cuz when I look in your eyes, they make me feel alive."

    34) "Did you just fart?" "It was that spider over there, I swear!" "Cuz you blow- What!"

    35) "Hey, the Lucky Charms dude was right! There was a treasure at the end of the rainbow!"

    36) "I have an owie on my lip." "I'm sorry." "Wanna kiss it and make it better?"

    37) "Are you a magic mushroom because you're making me grow?"

    38) *Places hand on Katie's thigh* "Are you nervous?"

    39) "May I?" "May you what?" "Take a picture. I need Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."

    40) "Well here I am! What were your other two wishes?"

    41) "I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long."

    42) "If I was a stampeding wildebeest running through the Savannah, you would be my watering hole."

    43) *Holds out hand out to Katie* "I'd like my breath back from when you took it away."

    44) "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

    45) "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No . . ." "Do you want one?" "I don't know. Maybe." "Well, when you want a manfriend, come and give me a call."

    46) "That's a nice set of legs you've got there, Katie." "Um . . . thanks?" "No prob. When do they open?"

    47) "I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day."

    48) "Kiss me if I'm wrong but is your name . . . Sarah?" Slap! "That wasn't a kiss, Katie!"

    49) "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts." "I'm sorry?" "You've been looking for love in Alderaan places!" "What?" "You've never seen Star Wars, have you?" "No . . ." "Oh, Katie. What are we going to do with you?"

    50) "Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved, and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death. So for my health and yours, just say yes."

    An Ode to Katie Gardner

    "Ahem," Travis cleared his throat.

    "Katie, my love, you're so very pretty.

    My heart longs to be with you forever.

    And although you are not very witty,

    Your knock-knock jokes can sometimes be clever.

    Your pretty eyes are brown like mud and dirt

    Your glorious boobies are amply sized

    The punches you'll give me will surely hurt

    But your reaction, rest assured, is prized

    Katie, I am madly in love with you

    My feelings for you cannot be pretend

    Can you find it in you to love me too?

    For my life will most certainly end

    Katie Gardner: my love, my dove, my doll

    I'm hot for you babe; let's go to the mall!"

    Big Harry Potter Survey

    Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

    Pretty much

    Could you prove that statement in court?


    Do you know any of the characters' middle names?

    Yea, a good few.

    What's Hermione's?


    What's Ron's?


    What's Harry's?


    What's Ginny's?


    Have you seen all the movies?

    Yeah, I own the box set

    Read all the books?

    I got them for Christmas in 4th class, and I read them all in one month because I was hooked from the first chapter on the first book

    What do you think of J.K. Rowling?

    Brilliant writer! Amazingly detailed, and keeps the plot fresh.



    Hard question. Probably the twins, Charley, Ginny, Ron and Bill. So basically, all the kids 'cept Percy. He pisses me off. A DISGRACE TO THE NAME PERCY!!

    Character, Overall?

    Hagrid or Sirius. I started blubbering like a baby when Sirius died.

    Female Character?

    Tonks! and probably Bellatrix! She's such a badass!

    Male Character?

    Hagrid or Sirius

    Group Of Characters?

    The twins. Dumbledores Army. The Order.


    Tonks, Bellatrix, Hagrid or Sirius.


    Remus, Hagrid, McGonagall, Snape, Moody, Sprout, Flitwick


    Frangelina, Ronmione or Georgelica




    Bertie Botts Every Flavour Bean


    Hogsmede, or Hogwarts

    Weasley Twin?

    That's tough. Don't expect me to choose! That's like picking a Stoll!!




    Weasley Wizard Wheezes

    Least Favorites


    Percy. When I read something like "Percy has a girlfriend!" I think ANNABETH!!!!! Then I'm like DAMN YOU PERCY WEASLEY! YOU'RE NOT AS AWESOME AS PERSEUS! So... yeah

    Character, Overall?

    The Carros, Umbridge and Greyback


    Lavender or Umbridge




    emmm Greyback or Umbride!


    Zacharias Smith, he's a bullshitter so he is!!


    Expelliaramus. Sorry, but it really pissed me off when Harry kept using it!


    The second.


    Dramione, Ronny,

    Death Eater?

    The Carros


    Borgin & Burkes.


    Knockturn Alley. The dungeons. Snapes office



    Couples--What do you think?


    One of my favourite ship!


    No!!! The first book I was kinda like, I wouldn't mind it, but over time i was definitely a ronmione fangirl. Especially in the 6th book/movie when Harry and Hermione were comforting eachother. That was really cute, but more like BFF cute, like Liper. They're my top BroTP


    Alright. Not my favourite ship, but they are cute together!!


    No, they don't fit. And Harry thinks Luna is nice, but rather odd, and I don't like that he thinks that, even though I probably would.


    Nooooo, Nuh-uh. But it would be kinda cute is pansy had a crush on Harry


    No. Lavender pisses me off. She's so annoying!!


    No, Ron doesn't really like Luna very well. Even though he considers her a friend, and will protect her against bullying, i don't think he would consider her as a good friend.


    Ew no! She makes fun of Hermione! :(


    No!! Fleur and Bill are made for eachother


    I think they were cute, but Krums accent was annoying.



    Hermione/Weasley twin?

    No!! They wouldn't be good for Hermione!! They'd be a bad infulence on her!




    I think Lily wouldn't be good for Snape. they would end in divorce or something horrible.


    Sorry, but another BroTP of mine


    No!! Tupin 4 liofffeeee


    What did I just say bout Tupin? yeah, ITS 4 LIOFFEEE


    Okay, i admit, I shipped them, but then Pansy got really annoying :/ Her laugh is like Janice's from friends, and Draco is like Joey. So, i was happy when Draco found Astoria. :D


    Yes!!! :D They're one of my top ships! Though I did think it was sad that Angelina moved on, i was glad that it was with George, who is identical to Fred down to the last freckle. Fred's death was so sad!


    N'awwhh, i thought it was brilliant how they ended up together!! :)


    Cho turned out to be a bitch at the end, so no.

    This or That?

    Harry or Ron?


    Hermione or Ginny?


    Neville or Seamus?

    Hard. Seamus is Irish, so consider me biased, but I love Neville. So NEVILLE, with Seamus as a close second

    Snape or Slughorn?

    Snape!! Slughorn got on my nerves

    Fred or George?

    Shut up!!! That's like choosing between a stoll! D:

    Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

    Harry/Hermione. As a broship.

    Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?


    Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

    Emm Harry/Hermione as a broship. Harry/Luna wouldn't work as a broship

    Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

    Do you need to ask?

    Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?


    Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione?


    Butterbeer or Firewhiskey?

    Butterbeer biatch!

    Zonko's or Weasley's Wizard Wheezes?


    Hog's Head or The Three Broomsticks?

    The Three Broomsticks, but I like how Dumbledores bro was the bartender at the Hogs Head

    James/Lily or Snape/Lily?


    Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

    Hogsmeade probably

    Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley?

    Hogsmeade. Diagon Alley is too depressing now :'(

    Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

    Malfoy Manor.

    Bertie Bott's or Fizzing Whizbees?

    Bertie Bott's.

    Witch Weekly or the Daily Prophet?

    Witch Weekly. The Daily Prophet is too biased. But my favourite is the Quibbler

    Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

    Barty Crouch. It was kinda sad when he was turned into a dog bone :(

    Gryffindor or Ravenclaw?

    Gryffindore!! :D It's be so much craic!

    Gryffindor or Hufflepuff?


    Gryffindor or Slytherin?

    Do I need to spell it out for you? G.R.Y.F.F.I.N.D.O.R.

    Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff?


    Ravenclaw or Slytherin?


    Slytherin or Hufflepuff?



    Have you ever been to a release party?

    No :/ There are none in ireland

    Ever cried while reading one of the books?

    When Dobby died, when Snape died, when Dumbledore died, when Sirius died. When they were counting the bodies. I wasn't crying when Harry died.

    Ever cried while watching one of the movies?

    Yeah, the last one. In Snape's memory, I was bawling. I couldn't stop crying when they were counting the bodies in the great hall.

    Books or Movies?

    Books all the way

    Had a dream about Harry Potter?

    Yeah. I went to hogwarts, and Seamus wanted to marry me, but I was like "Heck no, I'm dating Leo Valdez." Then Seamus tried to fight Leo, but Leo turned on fire!:D Leo forgot that he was on fire though, and went to hug me. Then Percy came and saved me!!

    Been to a fansite?

    I have

    Been to J.K. Rowling's site?


    Have you ever roleplayed?

    Hell yeah!

    If so...who were you?


    Did you use to have an absurd theory?


    What was it?

    That Dobby never died. It was just a holoagraph sent by Voldemort to dishearten Harry. Then they buried him.

    Do you hide your obsession?

    When I meet new people, yeah kinda. But on facebook, tumblr, deviantart, instagram and twitter? no

    Does it work?

    Not really

    Ever dressed up as a character?

    Yep!! Bellatrix!! I could post a picture up of me as her, but I'm too lazy :P

    Ever noticed you can't spell Hermione without Ron?

    Oh yeah!! You can't!

    Did you just try to prove that wrong?

    I checked. I didn't try to prove it wrong

    Notice that if Harry and Hermione got married they'd have the same initials?


    Did you just try to prove that wrong?

    No, I didn't

    Have you noticed Lily Evans and Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?


    Do you find it weird that Harry and his dad fell in love with girls so alike?

    No... You're starting to annoy me

    Do you know what fanfiction is?

    Fanfiction? What on earth is that?? Oh gods, I'm just gonna have to look it up, aren't I?

    Ever been to a fanfiction site?

    I'm on one right now moron. for feck's sake your annoying

    Do you read fanfiction?

    What do you think? -_-

    If so, do you like it?

    Why would I read it if I don't like it

    Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

    No wayyy, that's why I'm typing this up on my profile on

    What site?

    You are too stupid to insult

    Do you write fanfiction?

    What's fanfiction? :o

    Do you like to write fanfiction?

    If didn't, then why would I write it

    Ever had Harry Potter candy?

    No :(

    Do you own a lot of Harry Potter stuff?

    Yes I do, I have all the movies, books, some posters, albums, Tales of Beedle The Bard, Fantastic Beasts and where to find them, and quidditch through the ages

    Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?


    Do you have a Harry Potter shirt?

    No, but I have a CHB tshirt

    What character are you most compared too?

    Voldemort. But only because if we're RP, I'd be voldemort.

    Do you agree with this?

    Yes!! Voldy's awesom

    Do you have any Harry Potter nicknames?


    What are they?

    Pure-blood. Marauder, Death Eater

    Do you object to being called them?


    Are your friends supportive of your obsession?

    Yeah!!! We all have a plan to go and visit Harry Potter world in Orlando when we're older!! :D

    Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?


    What's one (no need to explain)?

    I'm so fly, Viktor Krum can't touch me

    Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

    Well, some. I'm more of a PJO girl in all honesty, so I would relate more to that!

    Do you love being obsessed with Harry Potter?

    I'm naturally strange, so yes

    Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

    Who doesn't?

    Have you reread the books?

    Yeahhh, like, 10 times each!

    Have you ever had a Harry Potter-themed party?

    No but I should.

    Have you ever had an RP party?

    No, but my friends and I have done harry Potter plays and such

    Do you want to?

    No, but it would be cool

    Have you ever read a Harry Potter musical?

    I've seen a Very Potter Musical

    Have you ever written one?

    Nope! :)

    Do you want to?

    Nahhh, I'll leave the professionals to do that.

    Have you ever entered a contest to win something Harry Potter?

    Yeah, once. I didn't win. :(

    If you wrote a Hogwarts musical would you let people read it?

    Well, that depends. If I wanted it to be an actual production, then of course people would read it

    Are you going to write one?


    Is the musical thing annoying you?

    Not really...

    Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

    Nope! Your good. she's pretty annoying, and this is a survey, so I should let you off.

    Percy Jackson (bold ones that are you!)


    You like being in charge.
    You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
    You were voted Class President.
    You do what’s best for everyone
    You think you have what it takes to run for President.
    You think every problem has a solution.
    You love showing off.
    You like plane rides
    You are hydrophobiac
    You hate air pollution



    You feel at home in the water.
    Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
    You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
    You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
    You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
    You swim professionally.
    You hate seafood.
    You never get seasick.
    You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
    You are acrophobiac



    You’re not that much of a people person.
    You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
    You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
    You like listening to loud, angry music.
    You spend most of your time alone.
    You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying
    You like to keep to yourself.
    All your closets are padlocked.
    You write in diary/journal.
    You feel most active at night.(Only when I'm hyper or at a party)



    You own a garden.
    You like the great outdoors.
    You have a green thumb.
    You’re an environmentalist.
    You have a special connection with animals.
    You’re a vegetarian.
    You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
    You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
    You love going to flower shops
    You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.



    You often start fights.
    You’re a very aggressive type of person.
    You like watching wrestling.
    You’re competitive.
    You like reading about war.
    You don’t take rumors and stuff like that from anybody.
    You have anger management.
    You never back away from a fight.
    Everyone does what you say.
    You don’t always think before you do something.



    You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
    You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
    Half of your Christmas presents last year were books
    You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
    You’re the valedictorian in your class.
    You have never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
    You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
    You think it would be better if you were the President.
    You have a huge shelf of books at home.
    You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.



    You’re very creative and artistic.
    You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
    You always feel sunny and optimistic.
    You are talented at drawing.
    You like writing poetry.
    You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
    You like going to art museums.
    You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
    You have straight As in Art on your report card.
    Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.



    You dislike boys in general.
    A deer is one of your favorite animals
    You can shoot targets
    You like silver.
    You like the moon better than the sun
    Zoe Nightshade is awesome
    You love wild animals
    You spend most of your time outdoors.
    You love to move around the place
    Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters. (as long as it's for food. If it's for game, then it is cruel



    You have a way with tools.
    You build awesome things during your free time
    You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
    Metalworking is your forte
    You have your own toolbox.
    You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
    You’re a techie.
    You often have carpentry projects.
    You dream of being a carpenter.
    You aren’t afraid of fire



    Every guy/girl swoons for you.
    You like putting on makeup
    You naturally smell good. (It's weird, but I do, like I didn't take a shower in a day, and someone thought I had perfume on. I was really creeped out)
    You never experience a bad hair day.
    Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping
    You’re always at the front of every trend.
    You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. (not the popular girl, but I'm in the popular girls group.)
    You’re often invited to parties.
    Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
    You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.



    You like pick-pocketing your friends.
    You’re a prankster.
    You’re a speed demon
    You consider yourself restless.
    You’re the best speaker in the class.
    You like thinking on your feet and using your wits
    You’re inventive and resourceful.
    You often start arguments.
    You’ve never lost a debate.
    You like making witty and sarcastic statements.



    You’re the life of the party.
    You like wine.
    You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there
    You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
    You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
    You’re a foodie.
    You like going to social events and mingling with people.
    You like trying out new food.
    You feel that you’re abundant in life.
    You think that too much of anything is bad.



    Being called 'crazy' is a compliment
    You like magic
    You like Harry Potter
    You're bold
    You hate when people think you're the bad guy
    You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy
    You couldn't care less about fashion
    Teddy bears are lethal in your hands
    You like being different from everybody else
    You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous


    I'm a daughter of Apollo and Hunter of Artemis! Who would've thought? :)

    List 10 Percy Jackson characters in a random order:

    1. Reyna

    2. Piper

    3. Percy

    4. Annabeth

    5. Jason

    6. Nico

    7. Rachel

    8. Leo

    9. Hazel

    10. Frank

    Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?

    No, I never read a fanfiction bout Jason/Frank. Do people ship them? :o I bet they're called Fason or Jank

    Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

    Percy? Percy's hot. Soooooo hot. Like, you could cook Ambrosia on those abs... I hope Annabeth won't gut me for this.

    What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

    Nico got Annabeth preggers? Oh gods, ithat would be awkward. Okay, t would be a week after the exchange, after the meeting that Jason said Percy was at the roman camp. Annabeth was drunk. She had taken too much alcohol in attempts of drowning out sad feelings of Percy. Nico comforts her, and it leads to...stuff. When Annabeth finds out, her immediate response is abortion. Nico tries to talk her out of it, because even though he is the son of Hades, he knows abortion is wrong. Annabeth blows up in his face saying it's his fault, then says she doesn't want to have a child with anyone but Percy. Nico says they can pull it off as Percy's, but Annabet feels guilty, and goes ahead with the abortion. Neither person tells a soul.

    Do you recall any good fics about 9?

    Any good fics about Hazel? I think there's one HecateA' did and it was good. Called thirteen years or something! :P

    Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

    Would Rachel and Piper make a good couple? I say they would. But, sadly, Rachel is not allowed to date, so Piper would probably be in the friend-zone until the spirit of Delphi finds a new host, and that can be a long time.

    4/8 or 4/9?

    Reyna/Hazel or Reyna/Frank. I say Reyna/Hazel, since those two get along better than Frank and Reyna. And Reyna does seem to be awful femminist.

    What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 were having a secret relationship?

    What would happen if Rachel discovered Percy and Leo were having a secret relationship? I say Rachel would be supportive. She loves Percy (a.a.f.) and is always there for him through thick and thin. She also found it a bit suspicious when Leo had no one for 8 months, so she couldn't be surprised. Rachel would probably keep their secret, but also try and coach Percy into telling Annabeth, and their friends.

    Make a summary of at least 20 words of a 2/6 fan fic.

    Summary of Piper/Nico fanfic? Piper's scared. Percy and Annabeth have just fallen into Tartarus. She needs reassurance, but her best friend and her boyfriend both find themselves to blame. She just needs to talk to someone who understands. When she stumbles across Nico in the stables one day, she gets the comfort she needs, and maybe, a little more...? (If anyone reading that summary thinks it's a good idea, go ahead! It's all yours)

    Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

    Annabeth/Jason comfort fic? Okay, how about "I wish there never was an exchange"

    What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?

    Reyna tries to seduce Annabeth? Well this could be fun. How about: Reyna knew this was the only way to get that field report off Annabeth's desk in the Athena Cabin. She was the only one in the legion who had the balls enough to do it after seeing the blonds fighting skill. Reyna gulped down her pride, and entered Cabin 6#, not expecting her ex-praetor and her target to be...occupied. (If you want to use this idea, go ahead! I'm not stopping you!)

    Does anyone on your friends list read 7/9?

    Any of my friends read Rachel/Hazel? Emm, not that I know of...

    2 and 5 are in a secret relationship, how would 4 feel?

    So, Piper and Jason are in a secret relationship, how would Reyna feel? Emm, my guess is Reyna would feel depressed and hurt, but she would keep her head help up high, and do what's right, like she always does.

    9 and 6 are for some reason best friends, until 6 falls for 8 and after getting his/her heart broken has a one night stand with 7, how would 1 feel?

    Hazel and Nico are best friends, until Nico falls for Leo and after getting his heart broken, has a one night stand with Rachel. How would Annabeth feel? I think Annabeth would feel kinda shocked that Nico turned out to be bisexual, but get over it quickly. Annabeth would probably be thinking how desperate Nico must have been to fall for Leo of all people (just staying in character, I LOVE YOU LEO!!). She's also probably pretty pissed that Rachel would break her vow of maidenhood so soon, and how it was with a 14 year old son of Hades.

    8 and 7 are lovers, until 4 sleeps with 8, causing 6's heart to break and have a one night stand with 3, how does 2 feel?

    Hazel and Leo are lovers, until Annabeth sleeps with Hazel, causing Nico's heart to break and have a one night stand with Percy, how does Piper feel? Piper isn't surprised that Leo and Hazel are lovers, but she is kinda shocked that Annabeth would sleep with Hazel. She's also a bit surprised that it's Nico's heart who breaks, and not Percy's. Piper feels excluded, because she didn't know half her friends were gay, and that Nico likes Annabeth, and that Percy and Annabeth don't love each other anymore.

    1 and 10 are friends, until 1 kisses 8. 5 and 8 fall in love, leaving 1 to find comfort in 2. 1 helps 2 find true love in 4 as a favor. How does 3 feel?

    Reyna and Frank are friends, until Reyna kisses Leo. Jason and Leo fall in love, leaving Reyna to find comfort in Piper. Reyna helps Piper find true love in Annabeth as a favour. How does Percy feel. Percy is happy that Frank and Reyna are friends. He's also happy, that Reyna gets a break, and her and Leo like each other, as they both are the odd one out. But Percy's angry with Leo for breaking Reyna's heart and causing Pipers boyfriend to fall in love with him. Percy feels sorry for both Reyna and Piper, and is glad that Piper comforts Reyna. He's also glad that Reyna helps Piper find true love, but he's not-so-happy that it's with his girlfriend.

    2 asked you to go out with him/her. Where is it, and will you go?

    Piper asked me to go out with her? Awwwww, thanks Pipes! I'm not lesbian, but that doesn't mean we can't have a girls night out!! We'll go to the cinema to see Despicable Me 2, since I really want to see it, then we'll head over to McDonalds! We can have a sleepover in her house, because she lives in a mansion!! :) Luv you Piper! BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!!!

    1) Favorite guy character?

    Leo!!! :D or Percy, but he's taken so LEO!

    2) Favorite girl character?

    Annabeth or Reyna!! They're both so awesome :3

    3) Favorite god?

    Apollo, Poseidon and Hermes! :D

    4) Favorite goddess?

    Artemis is cool

    5) Favorite minor god/goddess?

    Hestia is lovely! :)

    6) Favorite minor characters?

    The Stolls, Katie and Sally

    7) Favorite monsters?

    Mrs. O Leary!!!! :D She's adorable

    8)Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

    Leo. Everyone would be so jealous of me, and he's just awesome. I ship us. Seo!

    9)Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

    I'd like Lou Ellen, Katie, Piper, Percy, Annabeth, The Stolls, Leo, Will all them to be my best friends. :)

    10)Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? I like them all. Drew pisses me off I suppose, so her. But I do like her. :)

    11)You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Percy or Jason or Leo or Frank. We could swim back if I was stranded with Percy, and I would get to know where I am exactly. I could fly back with Jason. He could give me a piggy back ride! :) Leo would be hilarious, we would spend out time lighting things on fire, telling jokes and messing around. Leo could also build another Festus, or a 'Steel Boy; suit. :) Frank would be my pet. If I wanted to hug a lion, I could!! :D He could also turn into dragon or dolphin. :) I could ride him then!! ...that sounded so wrong...

    12)Favorite PJO Pairing?

    Percabeth. :) Tratie!! :D

    13) Favorite PJO Quote?

    Loads!! My favourites are probably

    "How did you die?"
    "We er...drowned in a bathtub."
    "All three of you?"
    "It was a big bathtub."


    "It's cool. No sword. See? No sword. Calm thoughts. Sea grass. Mama cows. Vegetarianism."

    14 )Favorite HOO Quote?

    All of Leo quotes are funny, but my favourite would probably be

    “Leo drummed his fingers. “Great. I should have installed a smoke screen that makes the ship smell like a giant chicken nugget. Remind me to invent that, next time.”
    Hazel frowned. “What is a chicken nugget?”
    “Oh, man…” Leo shook his head in amazement. “That's right. You’ve missed the last, like, seventy years. Well, my apprentice, a chicken nugget—”
    “Doesn’t matter,” Annabeth interrupted.”


    "No wonder they made you praetor!"
    "Which means we now have three praetors. The rules clearly state we can only have two."
    "On the bright side, both Jason and I outrank you Octavian, so we can both tell you to shut up!"

    15) Favorite Percy Moment?

    “Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
    "But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure."
    He stood next to the arm-less statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down.
    "You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?"
    "Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid.”

    16) Favorite Annabeth Moment

    "Look, I'm sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you out or anything.
    "Nah. They asked me lots of questions about you. I played dumb."
    "Was it hard?" Annabeth asked.

    17) Favorite god or goddess Moment?

    “Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!”
    "Uh, it's a video game."

    18) Favorite Grover Moment?

    “Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green rasta-style cap, because when it rained his curly hair flattened and you could just see the tips of his horns. His bright orange backpack was full of scrap metal and apples to snack on. In his pocket was a set of reed pipes his daddy goat had carved for him, even though he only knew two songs: Mozart's Piano Concerto no. 12 and Hilary Duff's "So Yesterday," both of which sounded pretty bad on reed pipes.”

    19) Favorite Random Moment?

    “But how did you know where we were?" Annabeth asked.
    "Advanced planning, my dear. I figured you would wash up near Miami if you made it out of the Sea of Monsters alive. Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.”

    20) Favorite Blackjack Moment?

    “Hey, why do pegasi gallop as they fly, anyway?"
    Blackjack whinnied. Why do humans swing their arms as they walk? I dunno, boss. It just feels right.

    21) Favorite Leo Moment?

    “Once the others were below, Hazel and Leo faced each other awkwardly. They were alone except for Coach Hedge, who was back on the quarterdeck singing the Pokémon theme song. The coach had changed the words to: Gotta Kill ’Em All, and Leo really didn’t want to know why.”

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    I Didn't Need To Hear That by dnapolymerase314 reviews
    An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,232 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
    Percy Jackson & The Avengers by praetorlupa reviews
    After saving Tony Stark from a monster on a killing spree, Percy Jackson had reached the sightings of SHIELD. Confused of a boys actions they try getting Jackson to join their team. But would he dare show the world that Olympians exist? Would Percy, once again, make another sacrafice to save his loved ones? Some of the Avengers aren't making any of it easier for him to choose.
    Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,480 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 10/28/2012
    The Way They're Not by day dreaming dreamer reviews
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,271 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
    My Fake Boyfriend and His Obnoxious Mother by bean-fiend reviews
    She didn't mean to be his girlfriend, even if it was fake. That is, until Fang's obnoxious mother gets a hold of a picture of the two kissing, when he was trying to get Lissa off his back. Until she decides to come visit. How long will they have to hold up the act? What if it's no longer fake? And what happens when his mom finds out?
    Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,938 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Max, Fang
    The Gods Visit Camp by Me The Awesome reviews
    The gods decide to visit Camp Half-Blood for a month. Involves jokes, pranks, contests, games, parties, revenge, shows, and more! Takes place after the Titan War, I guess. Rated Teen in case. Nominated for the Veritas Awards! No OCs, all canon characters
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,077 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hermes
    Darkness Awaits by Hattie1997 reviews
    Hermione and Luke met on a park bench when she was eleven and he twelve. They didn't see each other again until she was sixteen, and he seventeen. But he has made some choices. Choices that may have dire consequences. Can she set him right again, or will it be too late? But an enemy is trying to destroy what little hope they have. What if he succeeds? Read and review. - Complete.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,310 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Hermione G., Luke C. - Complete
    Skinny Love by day dreaming dreamer reviews
    Being anorexic is hard, Piper discovers. Especially when there's a blue eyed boy trying desperately to save you from something you don't want to be saved from. "Come on Skinny Love, just last the year..." Rated T for suicide and depression. Jasper/Jeyna. (COMPLETE)
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,045 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
    Percy's Fathers by Liana Legaspi reviews
    A three-shot focusing on each of Percy's fathers. Chapter 1: A bunch of Percy's friends find Gabe in a Soho gallery. Chapter 2: Paul finds Percy unconscious outside of Goode. Chapter 3: Poseidon never knew what to think.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,694 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon, Paul B., Gabe U. - Complete
    PTSD and Cousins by Liana Legaspi reviews
    We've tried to help you, but you keep pushing us away, saying that you're fine. Everyone knows that's a lie. I get that Tartarus is bad but you guys act like you don't even feel anything anymore. Jason's thoughts on Percy after they close the Doors of Death.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,101 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 178 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Jason G., Percy J., Calypso - Complete
    Youtube, Metube, and Percytube by bordeaux cookies reviews
    It all started with Thalia posting a video of Annabeth on youtube singing one of Percy Jackson's songs - a teen celeb who's out to match that voice to a face. By chance, 'Peter' and Annabeth meet at 230-Fifth. But what'll happen from there? Percabeth
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,391 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
    Of Chocolate Bunny Crushes by I-am-a-lucid-enigma reviews
    A one-shot of my version of the Chocolate Bunny prank. T for a reason. Adult themes.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians by csarcher3 reviews
    Percy is aiming high. He wants to be the best, an Olympian. From the Olympic Trials all the way to New York, where the Olympics take place, Percy is faced with trials, friendships, and too many twists to count. My first story...Hope you enjoy! Rated K :)
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
    Me and You Forever by Ashton Knight reviews
    Percy visits the love of his life for the first time in decades as she takes her last breath. SLIGHT Dumbledore, Weasley, Granger bashing. Percy/Annabeth, also Harry/Daphne. Oneshot. Complete. Second chapter is Author's Note.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Minerva M., Percy J. - Complete
    Counting Petals Instead of Thorns by TheoforeNott4 reviews
    Hermione expected to spend her summer sightseeing Greece. She never thought that she'd find love.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Hermione G., Leo V. - Complete
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    Incurable reviews
    My entry for Thaluke week. Contains strong language, and mild Percabeth. OOCness!
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Luke C., Thalia G.
    Leo Valdez: Mission Impossible reviews
    Leo is sent on one of the hardest tasks by the other campers: To retrieve the camp's Nutella and get out alive. This really is Mission Impossible for the Greeks. Can Leo save the day? One-shot
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Leo V. - Complete
    The Hidden Protectors reviews
    When Harry Potter is in danger of a hidden spy, it is up for the Head Counselors of CHB to ensure his safety. But they can't tell anyone that they're guarding the Chosen One, not even Harry himself, or risk the life of one of the most important teen's since Percy Jackson. (includes Percy and other counselors, and all the students in Hogwarts). Feat. Percabeth Hinny Tratie Ronmione
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
    I Spend Quality Time With a Fox reviews
    Set two weeks after Percy & Annabeth's one month anniversary trip to Paris. Annabeth has decided it was by time Percy should have met her dad and her step-mom. But can the monsters leave them alone for one night? Pure Percabeth fluff! One-Shot
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Frederick C. - Complete
    Desperation reviews
    Annabeth and the others arrive at Camp Jupiter. But will Percy remember her, or is Annabeth just another stolen memory? One-shot. Percabeth
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete