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Joined 06-26-13, id: 4816055, Profile Updated: 08-05-18
Author has written 10 stories for Minecraft, Pendragon, Warriors, Supernatural, and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

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Quick note: So, I've decided to put more things on here, like writing ideas/challenges, very short stories, and info on my current stories. Uh, before you go any further, keep in mind I swear sometimes. So, yeah, here goes:

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Quick note (from now two years ago): It is now obviously 2016. I haven't been on this since 2013. For too many reasons to count I haven't been able to write on this, but moral of the story: I'm back, and still kicking. Life's good. I like cheese.

Hi. I doubt you care about my opinions, and so I realize I'm wasting my time with this. But if you do care or are simply bored as shit, here is me:

Name: FuturisticVampire, but you can call me FuturisticVamp ;)

You can check out my Tumblr at futuristicvampire798, but I'm not sure what you think you'll find.

Age: ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD

(Sorry if that god awful song is now stuck in your head)

Languages: English and somewhat fluent in French.

Current Thoughts of My Future: Music career or military, not sure which yet.

If you have any questions about any of my stories, or anything on here, feel free to PM and ask. Or even if you just wanna talk, I know that feeling, so yeah. I accept ideas for stories (mostly), and am always looking for more motivation!


(continued info about me. I want it to end, too... Jk; I'm a self-conceited little shit)

My Favorite Book: The Great Gatsby (F. Scott Fitzgerald)

Favorite Movie: Inglourious Basterds (Quentin Tarentino)

Some of my Favorite Bands in no particular order:

Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, Iron Maiden, Powerwolf, Sabaton, Nightwish (with Tarja), Dragonforce, Pyramaze, The Raven Age, Ghost BC, Fleshgod Apocalypse, and System of a Down.

Fav. Bands in Order Up To 5:

I.) Avenged Sevenfold

II.) Powerwolf

III.) Iron Maiden

IV.) Sabaton

V.) System of a Down

Bands I hate XD:

Slipknot, Jinjer, Rage Against the machine, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse and so on.

Some of my many fav. songs (bolded are the most badass):

Cirice-Ghost

The Unforgiven III-Metallica

Dreaming-SOAD

Blessed and Possessed-Powerwolf

Stossgebet-Powerwolf

The Holy Mountains-SOAD

Chop Suey-SOAD

Monster-Disturbed

A Welcome Burden-Disturbed

To Hell and Back-Sabaton

Resist and Bite-Sabaton

For The Greater Good Of God-Iron Maiden

Nothing Else Matters-Metallica

A Little Piece of Heaven-A7x

Die, Die, My Darling-Metallica/The Misfits

One-Metallica

Natural Born Killer-Avenged Sevenfold

Save Me-A7x

Simulation-A7x

Necromance Theatre-Pinkly Smooth

Nocturnal Me-Ghost

There's a lot of others but I don't wanna overstock this...

Priority Fandoms:

Supernatural
Sherlock
Warriors (meh)
Overwatch (double meh)

Fav. TV Shows:

Supernatural, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Rick and Morty

Fav. Video Games:

Warframe

Black ops I and II, and MW

Overwatch

Doom

Minecraft (no regrets)

Bloodborne

Dark Souls 3


Some little things I wrote that aren't necessarily about me:

"Fall in love," said my heart. "Trust me, it'll be fine."

"Don't do it," countered my mind. "You'll only wind up hurt."

"But look at his smile," my heart breathed. "His eyes... He feels the same way, I can tell."

My mind sighed. "You know that even if he does, he won't forever. You'll only wind up hurt."

But my heart persisted, "What could go wrong? He's always there when you call. He always answers your texts, he tells you you matter. Why would he do that, if he doesn't care? If he doesn't love you back?"

"But love only lasts for a moment," my mind said. "Wait too long, and the moment's gone."

"Which is why you need to act quickly," my heart said. "Tell him how you feel."

For a moment that seemed to last forever, it seemed like my heart was right. And then, the moment was gone, and he no longer felt the way I did.

"I told you so," my mind said.

"I can't believe this is true... Oh my God, it hurts," my broken heart cried.

"But at least," said my soul, "there's something we can learn from this."

"And what's that?" my mind and heart cried in unison.

"Well, that depends on you," it said.

You Can Be in the Kingdom, But Not the Throne.

Something my little brother once said while kicking his least favorite cat off his bed. You can be in the kingdom, but not the throne. I think that applies to me now. I can be friends with Christopher. I can be really, really good friends with him. But we can't be together. He and I cannot be together, because she loves him and he loves her. They will never stop being together, because look at them. Just look them. So happy, and together.

So what am I supposed to do? Move on? Find someone new? I mean, a person doesn't need a romantic partner as a reason to exist. I could have "just friends" until the day I die. I'd even considered moving away from him, but, even if I was in France and he was still in Georgia, I would still feel close to him. I would still need him. But he's gone to me and there's nothing I can do about it.


Fun Copy and Pastings:

"Dear God, forgive me for my Unholy Confessions, Crimson Day is upon us, and Planets will collide. I'm Not Ready To Die, but I'll Carry On. Fiction is in my mind as the Nightmare goes on. I'm Feeling Betrayed as the Forgotten Faces consume me, and Remenissions are all I have. I grasp a Second Heartbeat as the Demons attempt to take over me and the Girl I Know. I'm at the Crossroads of the Afterlife and Eternal Rest. It's Almost Easy to forget I've Lost it All, but at 4 a.m. Tonight the World Dies anyway. Save me, Shepherd of Fire, but I know you are Shattered by Broken Dreams, so I'll Turn the other Way from the Heretic and Seize the Day while the Strength of the World is still with me. I feel like I'm Blinded in Chains as the Tension rolls over me and unfortunately, St. James, I Won't See You Tonight for there is a Radiant Eclipse And All Things Will End. The Fight commences as the Dancing Dead are Buried Alive and now So Far Away. They will be Coming Home, not Lost but understanding that they were Doing their Time and experiencing a Little Piece of Heaven. Sidewinder swipes in The Wicked End and currently I'm M.I.A., feeling like a Victim. Acid Rain begins to pour down while I'm standing on the Danger Line, so of course This Means War as I Scream 'cause there is a Gunslinger on the Streets in front of me, Darkness Surrounding as he shouts Hail to the King! Almost like a Clairvoyant Disease, it's an Epic of Time Wasted. I am now seeing the light as the Unbound Wild Ride Continues. After all this, I am absolutely Trashed and Scattered."

--Taken from a comment on YouTube and fixed to have better grammar. Kudos to Nightmare L, and copy and paste this if you're an A7x fan!!!

Stereotypes (I tried my best to get rid of all the repeated ones because it takes up enough space as it is):

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stupid slut.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one."

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I am a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction (not anymore, my friend).

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.

I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up.

I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish.

I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.

I have a FACEBOOK , so I MUST think I'm GROWN.

I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.

I chose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude (oof).

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (heh).

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic nut.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I sometimes can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.

I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone (I will, tho).

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR (I think we all know that's not true).

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I am an HONORS STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I can't help but BLUSH when I'm around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut.

I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with.

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social (in certain circles).

I can play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.

I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.

I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.

I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.

I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY (what an odd sentence).

I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.

I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.

I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no SYMPATHY.

I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.

I play POKER, so I MUST be one of those CRAZY GAMBLERS WHEN I GET OLDER.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I WRITE/READ ABOUT VAMPIRES, so I MUST be a Twilight fan (god no).

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm a GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a TEENAGE POET, so I MUST be depressed.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm a YOUNG ARTIST, so I MUST think the world hates me

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth (Well, I kinda am).

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I LOOK ASIAN, so I MUST be Chinese.

I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL so I MUST be gay (Um is this something people think?).

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian.

I'm a GOTH, so I MUST think I'm a vampire (OMG, did you guys see that South Park episode? XD).

I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.

I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.

I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.

I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.

I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.

I HAVE NO MYSPACE so I MUST have no friends (Is MySpace even a thing anymore?).

I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST think I'm "all that."

I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser.

I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star." (not me, I can't fucking sing XD)

I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I TRY so I MUST be an overachiever.

I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so I must be a party girl.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a geek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled (I wish).

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government sometimes, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

The Stupid Test:

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (joke's on you; I never had any stair rails)

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (I don't like to talk about it...)

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (Why in hell would I ever eat a tomato)

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (How about deciding kicking a steel ball was a good idea?)

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (Damn, living a dangerous life, are we?)

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to take/make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (in all fairness, Empire of the Clouds is a long song)

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Gotten up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

59. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (literally the story of my life)

60. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

61. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

62. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

63. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

64. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

65. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

66. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

67. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

68. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

69. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

70. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

71. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

72. Ran into a door jam

73. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

74. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

75. Have purposely licked playground sand

76. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

77. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk/high when you weren't

78. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

79. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

80. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

81. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

82. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

83. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

84. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

85. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

86. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (?)

87. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

88. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

89. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

90. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

91. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

92. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

93. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

94. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

95. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

96. You have spelled your own name wrong before

97. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling (I don't think that's something dumb to do...)

98. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class (usually just use it to shout deus vult at people via text)

99. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

100. You realized that it as easier to count the sections that were not in bold to calculate your final score on this test

Final Score: 67/100...Oh.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats (Like hell).
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport (Don't do it myself, but).
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry (if it's cool).
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars (the most recent ones suck).
You were in gymnastics/dance (Yeah, in 2007, does that count?).
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid (I used to have them go on gory-ass adventures...).
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 8
RESULT: More boy than girl.

QUESTIONNAIRE

1) Are you in a relationship with someone?

Yeah.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

I am a spiteful soul.

3) How many houses have you lived in?

5, if you count my dad's houses and if these houses include apartments. If not, then just the two.

4) Favorite candy bar?

Those 86% cocoa chocolate bars (don't hate).

5) Favorite shoes?

My sneaks.

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

7) Least favorite school subject?

9th grade health.

8) Favorite school subject?

Global or Music.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

Da fuq?

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

HAHAHAHAyes.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

Music.

12) Favorite genre of music?

UUUuuuhh heavy or power metal I suppose.

13) How many pets do you own?

Five, unless you include the stray cats I feed outside that my mother doesn't let inside.

14) What time were you born?

Like 8:30 am, I think.

15) Do you like beer?

Wine's better from the little I've sampled.

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Maybe.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

Night Visions - Imagine Dragons

18) Are you sarcastic?

Whattt?? Noooo, not meee... XD

19) Is anyone in your family famous?

Me, soon enough.

20) How many watches do you own?

Zero.

21) Summer or winter?

Winter, except for Christmas. Christmas sucks.

23) Favorite color to wear?

Black, grey, or dark green.

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Pepsi.

25) What color is your cell phone?

Black.

26) Where is your second home?

My friend's house.

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

\_(ツ)_/

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

Yea.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

One.

30) How many video games do you own?

Only about 15 :l

31) What was your first pet?

This badass cat named Princess that jumped out the window, ran off, and was never seen again.

32) Ever had braces?

God no.

33) Do looks matter?

Not usually, no. Probably will once I get out of high school, though. After all, fist impressions are everything and I'd like people to treat me professionally.

34) Do you use chapstick?

Nope.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Mr. Ward, Mrs. Lakie, and that vice principal I hate.

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?

American Eagle.

37) Are you too forgiving?

I forgive, but I never forget.

38) How many children do you want?

Dunno, probably none. Except for when I need someone to carry on the bloodline.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic.

Yea, so what?

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

Nothing or bagel.

41) Do you own a gun?

Not at the moment.

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Well, perhaps.

43) When was the last time you cried?

Pfft. I never cry...

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

Cry and not self harm, so progress whoopityfuckingdoo.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

Only heard of Olive Garden.

46) Have you ever called your teacher Mom/Dad?

No.

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

My room is my castle.

48) Nicknames?

"Bitch."

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

Nope. She sounds like a bitch, though.

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

Nope.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

Wth are you high

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Myself.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

God, no.

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

Nah.

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Mmmm.

57) Do you dye your hair?

No.

58) Does anyone like you?

Probably.

59) What year were you born?

1915. The war was nigh.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

Stewing in my black pit of nonexistence.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

Why would you even ask?

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

Good old McD's!

63) Do you like yourself?

Pfft.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

Mother, I suppose.

65) Favorite physical feature of the opposite gender?

Um your face, you have nice faces????

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

If you'd seen what I've seen you would be, too o.0

67) Enough of these questions!

If you say so.

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Bold the ones that are you:

PREP:

X You own a cell phone.

X You own something from Abercrombie.

X You own something from Pacsun.

X You own something from Hollister.

X You own something from American eagle.

X You love/like going to the mall.

X You own an iPod/MP3 player.

X You love Starbucks.

X You have been called a brat.

X You hate buying things that are on sale.

X You have more than one house (well, my dad's and my mother's but I don't think that's how it means).

Total: 3

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favorite colors.

X You have thought about death.

X You wear chains.

X You like heavy metal.

X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.

X You have worn black lipstick.

X Your hair was/is dark.

X You dislike preps.

X You’re an atheist/Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 6

PUNK

X You can skateboard.

X You’ve worn plaid.

X You like Converse.

X You hate MTV.

X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. x

X You dislike pink.

X You hate/dislike preps.

X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 2

GEEK

X You love the computer.

X You like Harry Potter.

X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts.

X You get straight A's

X You love/like reading.

X You were/are in band (I wish).

X You don't care what you look like.

X You have a curfew.

X You always do your homework.

X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 4

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.

X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

X You collect your jerseys.

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.

X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

X Your garage consists of sports equipment.

X You belong/belonged to a school team.

X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

X You have a specific number.

Total: 0

HARDCORE/SCENE

X You like loud music.

X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

X You never walk anywhere.

X You wear slip-on shoes.

X You wear/wore Vans.

X You like the band Panic! At the disco.

X You wear band t-shirts.

X People have called you a freak and meant it.

X You love to "hardcore" dance.

X Hair has been dyed more than 1 color

Total: 4

Gothic. I never suspected anything different XD

Bluestar:

You have a sister.

Your mom likes you more than your dad.

You're in love in someone you shouldn't be allowed to.

Somebody you trusted betrayed you.

You're moody.

More than one person has a crush on you.

Total: 5

Firestar:

You have joined a group.

Your crush hated you at first.

You are very loyal.

You are easily suspicious.

You are like a leader.

Total: 3

Crookedstar:

You have broken a body part.

Your parents are divorced (never married but apart now).

Your parents are divorced because of you.

You have a brother.

You want to be a leader.

Your mum hates you.

There is somebody evil trying to urge you on.

Total: 5

Tigerstar:

You are separated from your father.

You hate outsiders.

You have an evil side.

You physically tried to injure someone.

You are very aggressive.

You are aggressive because of someone.

You have a lot of scars on your body.

All/some of your siblings have died.

Total: 6

Scourge:

You are aggressive, but in the past you were innocent.

The reason you are aggressive is because someone had beaten you up.

Your siblings neglect you.

You are the youngest/smallest out of your siblings.

People fear you.

You like to explore.

Blood means everything.

Total: 3

Hollyleaf:

You threatened to kill/attack someone.

You have two brothers (I have 5).

Your parents have lied to you.

You have ran away from home, but returned.

You are daring.

You like to take matters into your own hands.

Total: 3

Jayfeather:

You have something wrong with your eyesight (almost literally blind without da glasses).

You have a brother and a sister.

You are very sharp-tongued.

Your mother isn't your real mother.

Your biggest choice in your life was a letdown.

You've experienced great loss.

Total: 4

Ivypool:

You are thought to be evil but you're not.

You have a sister.

Your mum is very protective of you.

You live in a world you shouldn't be.

You are in love with your sibling's crush

You and your sister do not have a good relationship.

Total: 3

Guilty or innocent: No explanations! Just Guilty if you have, Innocent if you haven’t :)

Asked someone to marry you? Innocent
Kissed one of your Facebook friends? Innocent
Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent
Ever told a lie? Guilty
Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back? Guilty af, man.
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent
Kissed a picture? Guilty
Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty
Fallen asleep at work/school? Haha my science teacher wanted to kill me XD
Held a snake? Guilty
Been suspended from school? Innocent
Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent
Stolen from a store? Guilty, gotta eat somehow
Been fired from a job? Innocent
Done something you regret? Guilty
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty
Kissed in the rain? Innocent
Sat on a rooftop? Guilty
Kissed someone you shouldn't? Innocent
Sang in the shower? Guilty
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty
Shaved your head? Innocent
Slept naked? Innocent
Had a boxing membership? Innocent
Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Guilty :(
Been in a band? I wish
Shot a gun? Guilty
Donated Blood? Guilty
Eaten alligator meat? Innocent
Eaten cheesecake? Guilty
Still love someone you shouldn't? Guiltiest of them all
Have/had a tattoo? Innocent
Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty
Been too honest? Guilty
Ruined a surprise? Guilty
Ate in a restaurant and got so bloated that you couldn't walk afterwards? Guilty
Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty
Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you’re a guy) or man's clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty
Joined a pageant? Innocent
Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty
Had communication with your ex? Only dated one person; still with him
DATING Someone? Guilty
Get totally drunk one night when you had an important exam tomorrow morning? Innocent
A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/cab fare? Innocent
Get so totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty
Taken a bath by candle light? Innocent
Taken a bath/shower with someone else? Innocent
Been to court? Guilty
Been a witness to a crime? Innocent
Milked a cow? Innocent
Played in dirty water? Guilty
Spent the night in a hotel? Guilty
Drank milk from the carton? Guilty
Fell in love with an actor/actress? Guilty
Snuck into your own house? Innocent
Panicked because you missed your T.V show? Guilty
Played with fire? Guilty
Slept all day, stayed awake all night? Guilty
Had lice? Innocent
Had chickenpox? Innocent
Fought at school? Guilty
Spray painted a wall? Innocent
Stolen food? Guilty
Taken a picture with the president? Innocent
Taken a picture with your principal? Unfortunately
Peed from having a nightmare? Innocent
Sleep walked? Innocent, far's I know
E-mailed a stranger? Guilty
Talked to an operator? Innocent
Enjoyed your vegetables as a child? Guilty
Spoiled as a child? Guilty
Written love notes but never handed them out? Guilty
Think you're screwed up in the head? Guilty
Acted a fool in public? Guilty
Painted your own toes? Guilty
Selfish? Guilty
Conceited? Guilty
Been on TV? Innocent
Tired of this survey? Guilty
Forgot something majorly important? Guilty
Set off the fire alarm? Innocent
Had more than 5 alarms to wake you up in the morning? Guilty
Did 7 really eat 9? Guilty
Draw in class instead of doing your work? Guilty
Guys: have you ever taken your GF out to the dollar movie theatre?
Girls: has your BF ever taken you to the dollar movie theatre? Innocent
Enjoy music? Guilty
Spend more time on the internet than cleaning your room? Guilty
Want to be a monster? Guilty
Get embarrassed easy? Guilty
Is 7 your lucky number? Innocent
Are you an early bird? Innocent
Do you write poetry? Guilty
Know how to swim? Guilty
Have a hidden stash of money? Guilty
Clean your ears? Guilty
Like the sound of the ocean? Guilty

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Embers and Ashes by Wolfcreations18 reviews
In Sootpaw's and Flarepaw's world, hierarchy is everything. Rank determines how easy or how difficult your life in the clan plays out. One is a Commoner- a low rank- one is destined to become a Grand Royal- the highest rank. Their worlds are the same-connected- yet, entirely different. The two struggle in their own ways and live... *Rest inside* (Updates are now every other SUNDAY)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 260,867 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/6 - Published: 7/14/2017
Even an Omake, Should it Please You by DezoPenguin reviews
Because obviously nothing so blatantly screams "humor fic collection" than the struggle of an undying hunter against blood-crazed beasts, lunatics craving the Eldritch Truth, and abominations from beyond the waking world, right? Right?
Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 21,591 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/1 - Published: 2/17/2016 - The Hunter, Plain Doll
Dark Worlds by Cynical-Britton reviews
When a decision is made, no matter how big or small, a world is born where another took place. What if Graystripe ate a mouse instead of a squirrel? What if Hollyleaf was the fourth rather than Firestar? This is true for even the worst decisions, which spawn twisted and nightmarish worlds. These are glimpses into these horrific places (oneshot series)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,010 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 10/21/2017
Super Cyborg by AngelScythe reviews
Dans un monde où Overwatch n'est jamais sorti des cendres, un autre genre d'organisme a du ressurgir. C'est ainsi que des Super Justiciers sillonnent les rues. Mais faire équipe avec d'autres, ou même s'en occupé, est loin d'être de tout repos. En particulier lorsqu'on essaie d'avoir une vue normale, une vie amoureuse et que... Talon et des monstres vivent dans l'ombre.
Overwatch - Rated: M - French - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 80,791 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 11/3/2017 - G. Reyes/Reaper, J. Morrison/Soldier: 76, J. McCree, Genji S. - Complete
Black Everything by voxlunae reviews
Sometimes you find a strange book and end up summoning a demon.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15 - Hanzo S., J. McCree, Genji S.
The Trials by twinkle.exe reviews
Since the beginning of time, the Clans have sent off their apprentices on a journey to a sacred place: the Moon Tunnels. If they return, they're accepted by their Clan as a true warrior. For the past year, no cat has ever returned from the tunnels. In the midst of leaf-bare, five young cats are sent off to walk this perilous path... but what will they— UPDATE DETAILS ON PROFILE
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,243 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 3/3
Shadow Flight by Stormshadow3 reviews
Hope /hōp/, noun: something that Mousepaw doesn't feel right now. Generally not a word used when you fail at your only chance to prove yourself, get hunted down by the un-dead that was never technically alive in the first place, and keep conveniently losing memories. (Discontinued - see last chapter for details)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,731 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 12/10/2017
Life is a Poem by Glorificate reviews
These are various poems I've written. Let me know what you think.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 86 - Words: 11,269 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 10/21/2016
Cataclysm by uriekuki reviews
so let's dance like two shadows, burning out a glory day
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 1/29 - OC
BATIM Drabbles by nyacat39 reviews
From moments of the past, to moments of the future and present. These are short tales of the unknown stories of each of the characters seen in Bendy and the Ink Machine. From light hearted moments to the dark, you're sure to find a few stories of each here. Rated T for a few future darker themes.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,515 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Bendy, Boris, Henry, Joey Drew
Havenspirit's Heart by A Sky of Blazing Stars reviews
A kit is swept away from her clan in a storm. Losing her memory in the process, she is adopted by a Clan. But over her head, a war starts to form. The cause? Her. As she grows, Havenkit faces troubles and challenges around every corner in her life, her loyalty even being questioned by her Clanmates. Will Havenkit find where he heart lies in the end? (Updates Fridays)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,486 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 11/25/2017 - OC
When StarClan Gets Bored by Chucklez-Lives-On reviews
This is a story about what happens when StarClan gets bored of the Clans' boring lives! Wacky things are about to occur! WARNING: RANDOM :). Rated "T" just in case.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 155 - Words: 162,623 - Reviews: 5925 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Squirrelflight, Bramblestar, Lionblaze, Ivypool
Morningwood's Prophet-C by Cynical-Britton reviews
Morningkit is a small kit with a prophecy hanging over his head that should probably be handled by someone who is not a kit but whatevs. With destiny looming large, can he stand against threats like Handstar and Communistclaw? Can Morningkit and the gang make it to adulthood to actually fulfill the prophecy? Yes because he's the main character he's got plot armour of course he can.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 3/4
Warriors: They Call Me It by CJ Walker reviews
"Regardless... what are we even supposed to call it? Claykit or Clay...pup?" This story takes place right after the events of "A Dangerous Path" from the first Warriors series.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,178 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 12/12/2017 - Brackenfur, OC
Brittle Timber by weirdo.cat reviews
Deep, green eyes stared across the clearing, the rainy, depressed look causing silence among all. The eyes showed exhaustion and hatred towards life, as well as anger. So many things had happened that these furious eyes had seen that they no longer wanted to see. They were tired of seeing things in black and white. All they wanted to see was hopeless black.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 11/4/2017
How to Fanfiction by Cynical-Britton reviews
Join me, a cynical bloke, as I give you advice for Warriors fanfiction that nobody asked for.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 1/19/2017
Cursed Shadows by Majestiiee reviews
After a group of rouges attack ShadowClan in cold-blood, a sickness sweeps through the Clan and kills their medicine cat. When a dark and brooding young tom named Reaper asks to join the Clan because of his healing skills, ShadowClan warily accepts. Little does the Clan know, their new medicine cat has the scent of death berries underneath his claws...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,795 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Complete
i'm afraid i might die for you now by uriekuki reviews
Falling in love with him was inevitable. Staying alive with him would be a gift.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2017 - Complete
Infamous Hawkfrost by Cynical-Britton reviews
There's blood on his paws. Blood he thought he would never spill - Brambleclaw's. Now his eyes are opened and Hawkfrost seeks to remake the Clans in his image - not Tigerstar's. He will see that this vision becomes a reality, no matter how far he has to go. With enemies left and right, no action is too dubious or too cruel. Nothing is off limits for the infamous Hawkfrost. (AU)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,991 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Hawkfrost
Flame: The Path to a Warrior by vicstoria reviews
The clans died long ago when the evil became too strong. Now they are only a legend kitty pets tell to their kits. Tabby is a young kittypet who is suddenly summoned by a silver cat and told that he is the last descendant, born to bring the clans back and be the leader. He comes to realize that being a leader is more than being strong, and that the old evil never left the forest...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 6/24/2017
The Fury of Love by FluffballCat reviews
Millie has always been jealous of Silverstream, what happens when she finally does something because of it?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/4/2017 - Silverstream, Graystripe, Millie - Complete
Little Monster by orangekites reviews
The blood made him a good son. The blood made him a monster.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Complete
Path of Shadows by Morning Frost on Leaf reviews
Bramblestar's ThunderClan has too many cats to feed, with former rogues and kittypets among them. Two concerned warriors will do anything to make sure ThunderClan survives leafbare... at whatever cost.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2017 - Published: 8/19/2017
Curiosity Kills the Cat by Cloudjumper Kat reviews
The ginger tom darts around the camp and sneaks into the apprentice den as my sense of curiosity tingles with delight. Emerging from the den, he looks even more anxious than he was before. "Has anyone seen Fawnpaw?" Thrown straight into a puzzling mystery, quiet and reclusive Smokefur must solve this case and find out the truth, before it's too late...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2017
And she breathes in frost and ash by Subtle Shenanigans reviews
As Fufflestar loses each life, Tigerstripe dies a little more inside. Art by me. UNBETA'D. Angst Children, Fluff Children.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2017 - OC - Complete
A Devil's Promises by Sam Morales of The Lin Kuei reviews
Jin Kazama struggles to control the devil gene in his blood. Unintentionally, he maims Hwoarang, his old friend and longtime rival, in his uncontrolled devil stage after their fight in the Iron Fist Tournament 5. Jin can't forgive himself. He only wanted to keep his promise, not hurt his only friend and the person he loves more than anyone else. Short Jin/Hwoarang story.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,146 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/18/2017 - Published: 7/6/2017 - [Jin K., Hwoarang] - Complete
Rendez-vous by 0Sae reviews
Depuis la fin du sixième tournoi, la Mishima Zaibatsu et la G-Corporation semblent ne plus faire parler d'elles. Xiaoyu est à peine sortie diplômée de son lycée qu'elle voit déjà des événements venir bouleverser son quotidien et l'entraîner inévitablement à la recherche de Jin. Et si le projet Mutaré n'était pas complètement oublié ?
Tekken - Rated: K - French - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Jin K., L. Xiaoyu
Snaps For Days by Tailsthefox21 reviews
What if the characters of Tekken had Snapchat? Read what situations they will find themselves in.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 6/22/2017
Blood Pact by Softballmania24 reviews
Savage was born to Blade and Rip - two wellknown, feared, and half respected BloodGroup cats. While her sisters Choice and Destroy struggle with being heartless, Savage fits right in. Soon, though, clan cats begin to alter her sights. When Savage falls in love with a clan cat, will she help them bring down her group, or leave her love for dead?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 7/7/2017
Hwoarang past by Yuuki the weird fan reviews
This is a story about Hwoarang's childhood and meeting with baek.* I don't know how to rate*
Tekken - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 6/14/2017 - Hwoarang
Iron Fist: Tekken (Short story) by 69BeyondBirthday reviews
A short-story pilot retelling what a classic Tekken story would look like with some new characters and classic Tekken characters; some of the main characters are new creations and the main purpose of this work is to emulate through its' title the classic Tekken vibe so as to not be hinged to getting perfect every detail of the story in the first three games. A new tale.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2017
Game of Blood: Edge of Darkness by uriekuki reviews
тнє ѕυη яιѕєѕ. A kit struggles to find her place, lost in the shadow of her lineage. Three Chosen return to a home destroyed. Against them four Elementals stand. An ancient balance disturbed shifts into place. A final battle looms. dαякηєѕѕ ѕєтѕ. Sequel to Chasing the Sun.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 182,167 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Complete
7 Days To Diary by TheChroniclerJon reviews
I keep waking up, but I never fall asleep. The world has all manner of oddities wandering through it, and I'm just one more of them. Maybe my story might help someone. Maybe I'll learn what happens to me between the jaws of death and the sudden mad awakenings. Maybe I'll actually die... maybe I already have, and this is Hell...
7 Days to Die - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2016
Warrior Cats- Warrior Confessions Show! by RashpawWrites reviews
A show where the warrior cats confess! Hosted by Rashpaw and Chip
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 3/12/2013
Useless Curiosity: The Cause Of a Rivalry by HeartThea22 reviews
Being uncomfortable with the city of Seoul causes Jin and Xiaoyu to get lost inside the place no one would want to be…and especially to the lair of the very well-known Blood Talon... (A random one-shot about how the rivalry between these two guys started…with a slight hint of Xiaoyin)
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2016 - [Jin K., L. Xiaoyu] Hwoarang - Complete
Shelly's Extreme Commentary of Starkit's Prophecy! by xxfalling.failingxx reviews
Why did I decide to do this? I've NEVER read this terror before. So I thought I'd give the fandom a chance to see my reaction to this *fabulous* story. WARNING: Contains angry cursing, ranting, and loss of sanity. Commentary Number 1.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 19,210 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 6/7/2016
A New Kind of Hunt by Quantum Scourge reviews
Of course she loves the hunter, it is what she was made for after all. But the feelings she has for Eileen feel different than they did for all previous hunters that preceded her, and she doesn't know if she can trust them.
Bloodborne - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2016 - Eileen, Plain Doll - Complete
Good Karma by jojoDO reviews
Sequel to Prodding the Bull. Dragunov isn't a superstitious man, but he doesn't want to take any chances.
Tekken - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2015 - L. Xiaoyu, S. Dragunov - Complete
Prodding the Bull by jojoDO reviews
Xiaoyu annoys Dragunov, with unexpected results.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2015 - L. Xiaoyu, S. Dragunov - Complete
Ashes by uriekuki reviews
The Night Mother had been right. She had been wrong. Now her brothers and sisters would pay for her mistake.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Astrid - Complete
A Hasty Endeavour by Quantum Scourge reviews
Desmond Miles is a wanted man, by both Abstergo and Shaun Hastings, but who will get him first?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
The splinter in my side by Quantum Scourge reviews
Tree is willing to give Boy everything she can, but has Boy asked for too much? Tree will try,and no matter the outcome will be happy.
Giving Tree - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Complete
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The Demon's Cry reviews
Everyone around Rockpaw has become obsessed with war. Cats kill the friends they've known all their lives without thinking twice, and now Rockpaw must carve out his own path through the blood. He can only hope that he can make it through alive.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,336 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 3/20/2016
The Wicked End reviews
In the fog of the TwolegPlace, where the only forests are the cluster of metal buildings and domesticated plants, there are five clans of cats living in the shadows. At the moment, they rule the city, but they're unaware of the monsters lurking in the background... (T for the usual reasons)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 11/2/2017 - Firestar, Scourge, OC
Let's Talk About God
My brother is dead. There was nothing I could do about that. When he told me to run, I ran. I'm not ashamed of that. But now, there is something I can do. We can kill them for what they did. It's not justice, it's coldblooded revenge. We hold no fantasies about our mission. We're strong. We can fight back, and destroy the Clans. And we're starting with Thistlestar of ThunderClan.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,641 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 7/20/2017 - Tigerstar, Scourge, Thistleclaw, OC
A Hawk's Revenge reviews
Hawkstripe is bitter. Riverclan let his mother die. Many mock his sister, Lightwish, for being weak like their mother. Now a new darkness is coming. The Clan will need its strongest warriors. Will he set the wrongs of the past right? When the time comes, Hawkstripe must choose: forgive or hate? Continuation of Falachen's story.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/26
The Angels' Fall (Letters to the Dead) reviews
I'm still not sure why she made the deal, but it doesn't matter now. She and her kit are now mine to control. Control and destroy, save myself and my love at all costs. But tell me, at what point do the ends not justify the means? (This story is being discontinued because it's terrible).
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 10/14/2017
OCs needed for The Demon's Cry! reviews
Hey, so, for my story, I still haven't finished the Allegiances (I know, lazy me) and I'm on chapter 11. This is going to be the last update whether I have enough cats or not, so get your ocs in while you still can! (Closed)
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2017
The Second Self reviews
This has nothing to do with Dr. Horrible as you know him. It's about a poor crazy guy in NYC who loves a girl named Penny but can't get her. There's an embodied voice in his head. These are all OCs, and the story uses Dr. Horrible's songs and is written as a movie script, which I've never done before. Rated T for the usual reasons.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2017
The Pheonix Arisen
He was experimented on. He was tortured. Hell, he was killed once or twice. But now, he has come to control his power, and can fend off any threat to his life. But when most of his power is taken away, and his ties to Hell severed, he forces himself to be patient. Now, he sees his chance. And hell yeah, he's gonna take it.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Jesse T., OC
Like Birds Caught in a Storm reviews
To be honest, it's wasn't really much of a surprise. Winter always knew she was destined for better than an overall failing average in school, and a string of asshole exes. So when her best friend, Dawn, takes charge and 'gets the guy,' Winter can't shake the feeling that she was cheated out of something. Meanwhile, an ancient evil awakens in the Minecraft dimension...
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 9/10/2013 - OC, Herobrine
Random Pendragon Stuff reviews
Pretty much... Saint Dane starts to tell a story but more... weird and random and unexpected things happen... R&R please! Rated T for-Actually, you know what. No language warning on this one. I'm gonna refrain myself from the f bombs here, lads. Cheer for me, please!
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Gunny, Patrick, Saint Dane, Press T.