Author has written 9 stories for Minecraft, Pendragon, Warriors, Django Unchained, Supernatural, and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
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Quick note (from a year ago): It is now obviously 2016. I haven't been on this since 2013. For too many reasons to count I haven't been able to write on this, but moral of the story: I'm back, and still kicking. Life's good. I like cheese.
Hi. I doubt you care about my opinions, and so I realize I'm wasting my time with this. But if you do care or are simply bored af, here is me:
Age: ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD
(Sorry if that god awful song is now stuck in your head)
Languages: English and French.
Favorite Bands in no particular order:
Creature Feature (don't judge)
Some of my many fav. songs:
The Unforgiven I, II, and III-Metallica
Unbound (The Wild Ride)-Avenged Sevenfold
Nothing Else Matters-Metallica
Natural Born Killer-Avenged Sevenfold
There's alot of others but I don't want to overstock this...
Fav. Book/ Book Series:
Warriors, sometimes. I personally like the first series best, but the others were good.
Roddy Doyle's a great author, and so is Daniel Silva (the best Daniel Silva book was The Kill Artist).
Song of Ice and Fire, obviously.
Aragorn, Legolas, Pippin, Gandalf.
Artemis, Holly, Butler.
Jayfeather, Sol, Tigerstar, Scourge, Firestar, Whitestorm, and Bluestar are my favorite of my favorites.
Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz is always the best)
Lt. Aldo Raine (Played by Brad Pitt)
#1 Favorite: Inglourious Basterds is tied with Les Miserables.
Django comes in close second, with The Blues Brothers and Schindler's List.
#3: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Any others: Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1 2; basically Quentin Tarentino movies are super awesome.
And Christoph Waltz is the best actor.
Least Fav. Movie: Any Jason Bourne movie, except the one with Jeremy Renner because Jeremy Renner is so awesome he can make bad writing seem interesting.
Neil Patrick Harris (Dr. Horrible XD)
Least Favorite: Matt Damon
Fav. Video Games:
Any given Call of Duty except Ghosts.
Guys, there's something wrong with me,
because I can play Samurai Warriors for 7 hours straight.
Dark Souls (All three).
Sergei Dragunov is really the best character.
Bob, Lars, Panda, Hwoarang, and Jin are the other BA ones.
Samurai Warriors 4 (Haven't played it in a million years but whatever):
Hisahide Matsunaga (crazy bastard)
Least fav.: Ieyasu Tokugawa
All of them really really are awesome, Father Gascoigne and the lady in the Dlc that looks like the doll being the awesomest and Micolash being the exception.
Dark Souls Bosses:
Never played the first one too much, so Idk.
The one with the chariot and the horses. I haven't played this one in forever, but that guy was legit.
The Abyss Watchers
The big skull guy was set for fucking life, and I appreciate that (been a while for this one too).
I really am too tired for this. I have no idea why I'm going through this at 1:30 in the morning lol.
AshfurXwhoever finally makes that poor guy happy
FAKE VS. REAL
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
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