Jade Augrey
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Joined 11-04-03, id: 481644
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hullo its me - Jade Augrey. You used to know me as Rouge Misfit Marauder Jedi.


~Quotes~

'No Dammit!'

'Stupid Waffle'

'Me? I'm dihonest.. and dishonest men you can always trust to be dihonest. Honestly! it the honest ones you have to watch out for.. you can never tell when they're about to do something incredibly - stupid.'

'I just threw my shoe through you!'

'Honestly! who throws a shoe?!'

'Oh shuttup'

'DAMMIT!! WHY - WONT - YOU - DIE!?'

'Reach for the moon... ' 'Now why the hell would i want to do that?'

'I think it likes me'

'Ahh.. 1969 - Good year'

'fear leads to hate.. hate leads to anger... anger leads to death...'

'Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get me'

'what are you?' 'I'm - complicated'

'I'm melting..!!!'

'AHHH! BAT LADY!

'how come your not dead?' 'You can't kill me!' Why?' 'Umm... because I'm special?!'

'RED RUM! RED RUM!'

'But why is the rum gone?!'


back to the future: discontinued until I get around to it.


I hope you enjoy my stories and genuinly like them. Please review them!

Jade

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The Gryffindor Oracle by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Ever wonder what happened in the days of your favorite Marauders? Well, you're in luck, because the authoress found a stack of old papers going through her attic one day, and incidentally they proved to be the front pages of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Meetings of Marauders by Whiskey reviews
An accident with a time turner sends Fred into the era of the Marauders. Will he save the world by altering the course of events or throw it into a whole new age of chaos? Chapters 1 to 10 and 12 to 18 have been edited and reposted. 24.12.07
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Sirius B., Fred W.
Opposite Day! by Lara Potter reviews
Chapter 4 is UP! OPPOSITE DAY WITH THE MARAUDERS! And Lily and Bella too:) Read and Review, my pets! I heart you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 4/21/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
Of Hobbit Lads and Lasses by Estella Brandybuck reviews
Merry and Estella, Pippin and Diamond. Everyone recognizes these pairings, but how did they come to be?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,777 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Chicken Pox and Stargate Logs by Spastic Bookworm reviews
Hermione and the twins are stuck in a room with the chicken pox. Warning! This is a crack!fic. It contains purposely possible Americanisms, innuendo, jello, slash and suggestive rubber duckies. It should not be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Stupidest Wish by Fiery Wordess reviews
The final terror of The Stupid Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - George W., George W.
The Marauders by Juniper James reviews
MWPP stands for Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. It's the humorous adventures behind the boys who would be the MARAUDERS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,281 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
Moon Lit Knight by olivebear84 reviews
Lupin is back at Hogwarts, along with a myserious Charms prof who has a strange effect on Remus.... Can he overcome his fear of himself, and will she allow her secret to be revealed? Read to find out! Some HPGW OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,038 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/13/2004 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Remus L.
Bored Wishes by The Second Geek reviews
Math class sucks, oops i made a wish that came true. Truly Madly Insane. ELEVEN IS UP! AND YOUR SPIRITS ARE DOWN FOR THIS IS THE END!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,145 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 11/1/2003
Our Founding Fathers by hfan2002 reviews
COMPLETED:: Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs...Noble men, working tirelessly to help a new generation of lawbreakers. Pranks, dungbombs, howlers, full moons, and even incidents with Snape. All in a days work for the Marauders.Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,325 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 3/16/2003 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
The Legend of the Wolf by chevere reviews
There is a myth among wizards about the origins of the world... and it will affect the marauders...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,975 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Fate Allowed by birdie-and-the-reaper reviews
Bad news for werewolves everywhere folks! new regulations have been set, and our favorite werewolf is in BIG trouble! :COMPLETE: That's all people!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,214 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Remus L. - Complete
Rainy Day by Jade the Sith reviews
Luke and Han bored on a rainy day. Obvious chaos ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2003
Marauders: Year One by Ludachris reviews
The beginning of a -- hopefully -- ongoing series. This story will depict the first year for our loving Marauders Remus J. Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Sirius Black and James Potter. Not to mention their fellow students such as Severus Snape and Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 10/24/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
The Cry of the Lone Wolf by Mornings Light reviews
Chapter 5 Remus enters Hogwarts as a sarcastic pessimist with a small hope of having to be able to learn. Being in a Hogwarts full of prejudiced peopleghosts is he going to break and just go home- and what about all the bullying of muggleborns?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Remus L., James P.
Therapy by Angel Grrl and Devil Grrl reviews
The staff at Hogwarts must undergo therapy via the departure of one Gilderoy Lockhart. R&R please. FLAMES ARE WELCOME!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2002 - Severus S.
Mara's Christmas by Eryniell reviews
I know this is a little bit late, but this is a story about Mara Jade on one of her first Christmases. (By the way, she's an adult in this)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2001
back to the future reviews
well, ya see , moony, padfoot, and prongs go to the future and meet harry herm, and ron . Can you see were i'm going with this? i hope its funny... if not flame me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Sirius B., James P.