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Author has written 9 stories for Weiss Kreuz, Card Captor Sakura, and Harry Potter.

23 y.o.
Beer girl.
Island girl.
Suck lemons.
Steven Hyde.
Neil Gaiman's Sandman.
Heath Ledger. (RIP, baby.)
Boxers.

Red Hot Chili Peppers. Coheed & Cambria. Incubus. Alexisonfire. Deftones. Urbandub. Coldplay.

Writing, to me, is like mind sex. There's a spark, you start slow, it goes on and on and on but you don't want it to drag on, until you hit that peak and everything goes so fast, it's coming to a close, you're either left flushed or insatiated, nevertheless you want to do it again and again and again...

Fanfiction i ship:
Harry Potter - Dramione. Ron/Pansy.
Weiss Kreuz - RanKen. KenSchu.
Death Note - Light/L.
That 70's Show - HydexJackie.

Bring on the flames, signed with your name.

111209: Reading some of my work from 2005, I feel a bit idiotic. It's adorable how much of a fangirl I've been. And the writing - god, the writing. And the slash - god, so much slash. LOL. Forgive me. =)

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The House of Hell by Love2Love reviews
The WWNC thinks it's a great idea to start a reality show with an unwilling group of magical teenagers before their seventh year at Hogwarts. Hermione does not. Enter a pointy faced blond with his two close friends and let Hell-er, the summer, begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 200,972 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Jealousy by rainsrabble reviews
Hermione gets dumped and publicly humiliated by Ron. Draco is given an order to propose to Pansy Parkinson. They decide to pretend to be an item in order to make Ron Jealous and make Mr. Malfoy mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Deeper by Taintless reviews
A story of Pansy Parkinson, and her relations with the Slytherins and with a certain Weasley. Probably the best story I've ever written out of the fifty. Very deep and quite dark. Implied abuse. New Chapter just added - my first update in years!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Pansy P., Ron W. - Complete
Courting My Wife by NaturalSAB reviews
Sequel to I'll Be Better When I'm Older... Draco has returned from the future with a BIG secret and an even BIGGER problem. He's in love with Hermione. How do you get someone who won't speak to you to fall in love with you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,804 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'd Rather Be In Love by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger goes to Paris for a wizarding law symposium and runs into Draco Malfoy, who promises to take her on a whirlwind European tour. FIC CHALLENGE! Shagging galore-DxH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,120 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Plan by defeatdafeet reviews
1. Get straight O's on the N.E.W.Ts...2. Go out with Ron...3. Be Head Girl...Hermione Granger has planned for the perfect seventh year, but everything is ruined by a certain blond by the name of Draco Malfoy. Or so she thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,932 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
How to Fake a Marriage by hermyandronforevr reviews
"What the hell are you talking about?" Hermione questioned. "You are not my husband." "That expensive wedding ring on your finger would prove otherwise," he contradicted. Chapter 18 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mind Games? by Green Flames reviews
NEW CHAPTER!Always knew you wanted to read my thoughts, Granger.' 'Why yes Malfoy I'm just dying having your thoughts in my head.' What do you get when two enemies are able read each others thoughts. AU & OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,152 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Filling the Gaps by rebeldivaluv reviews
Jackie & Hyde: The Missing Scenes
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 63,695 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Steven H., Jackie B.
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fine Print by Scribe Teradia reviews
Pansy makes Ron an offer he can't refuse. Contains language, smut, and some Hermione-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
Reconnecting by SerenitySparrow reviews
During the party at WB's house in season 8. Jackie and Hyde hook up in a coat closet during the party.
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Seven by Hug-in-a-box reviews
When L and Light stumble across LxLight yaoi fics, are their opinions of each other going to change? And what is L thinking? Rating M, and not just to be safe 'cause it's yaoi. This is REAL M. Read at your own risk
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,240 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006
A Hexable Offense by luvscharlie reviews
Ron's night is going rather well until Harry ruins it. Ron Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Pansy P., Ron W. - Complete
Sugar Babies by SerenitySparrow reviews
Set after the Halloween epsiode, Jackie comes to the Forman's basement to confront Hyde with her anger about revealing her middle name. One thing then leads to another....
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Missing by M4r1-ch4n reviews
Ken is visited at the prison by someone he'd believed that was no longer alive. As if it wasn't enough, this someone asks him for... Help. [Right after Glühen]
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,387 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Ken H., Schuldig
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
DeNile by Feonixis reviews
Harry/Ron in denial. has the consistency of cotton candy. Harry and Ron are the last to realize.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,985 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
One of the Guys by Fairy Roses reviews
Do you have that one guy friend? You know. You turn to him for advice. He turns to you. Best friends. You're like one of the guys, he says. Oh. Did I happen to mention that you're totally in love with him? She smiles sadly as she says, I know. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,574 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Truth Number One by Odi et amo reviews
...and then Hermione and I lived happily ever after and made love every 9.187640927 seconds, which was satisfying beyond candy. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2295 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 4,772 - Follows: 376 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Big Toy by JoyfulHeartEO reviews
This is just a quick oneshot I wrote when I was bored. When Jackie and Hyde get bored at the Drive in with their friends...where will they go? And what will they do? ;D Read and find out what happens. Then REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Steven H., Jackie B. - Complete
Friend or Flame by Spotofpaint reviews
Light and L have escaped Japan and have started a new life in America. But their troubles are far from over. In this new land there are much more frightening things than mass murderers and death. After all, what could be more terrifying than feelings?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,350 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Memento Mori by Nilahxapiel reviews
Raito is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he’s Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. LxRaito Completed, and now being revised.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,791 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Teasing by clam theif reviews
Matt...didn't please Mello in bed last night...And Mello is royally pissed. What else can he do the next day, but tease Matt to get back at him...If only it was JUST teasing...And not a part of a darker, more sadistic plan. [MattxMello Yaoi]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Matt, Mello
Photo Booth by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
[SHOUNEN AI: Mello x Matt] What it comes down to... is that Matt's bored again. And there's a photo booth on the side of the city street. At least, that's Matt's excuse. But it turns out that Mello starts to like Matt's idea more than he'd anticipated.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Scenario by FailingDemi reviews
Kaoru is a writer. High demands from readers force him to write romance. He doesn’t know where to start, so he tries to get some experience for ‘kiss’ scenes with his lover. But then again…his lover gets a bit out of hand from his demonstrations. HikaKao
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Ties That Bond by Crimson Vixen reviews
Don’t be silly, Hikaru. When we’re home alone, you have me all to yourself ... Hikaru tries something new with Kaoru. Dedicated to BokuraNoLoveStyle. yaoi HxK
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Simply Curious by AMP-MarionetteMasterAya reviews
Matt's acting suspicious, and it's pissing Mello off! MattxMello rating will get higher! My second attempt at comedy, don't kill me cuz I know I'm not funny!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Matt, Mello
Homemade Chocolate by Insomnia On High reviews
Matt is too lazy to go out and buy chocolate, so he makes some himself. Mello is unable to wait, and ends up in a...tight situation. Yaoi! Yay! X3 MattxMello, what else?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Make Love, Not Cake by Nilahxapiel reviews
Or do both. At the same time. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/13/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Working Ethics by formerlyknownasone reviews
I bet you all can't imagine me, Draco Malfoy, working in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Me. But hey, they say a career builds character. Or something like that. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Casual Comment by ButterflyRae reviews
“Actually,” he said, between bites of his food, “even though Nora and I complained about it, all the fighting when you moved in was kind of a relief. I mean, it was so much better than if you guys had started dating.” Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,032 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
King Me by Slivovitz reviews
She wouldn't let herself love anyone, even if they were clearly meant to be. Hermione finally finds someone to play checkers with. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Valentine by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
With Valentine's Day around the corner, McGonagall seems to be caught up in the hype. As her class full of Slytherins and Gryffindors are forced to write Valentines to each other, interhouse relations takes on a new meaning. Complete: DM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione's Homework by That One Condition reviews
Draco Malfoy is watching Hermione Granger do her homework. Only what if that wasn't her homework? What if it's a list of some sort? And another question, what happens when Draco reads it? Oneshot. Against my entire being to write this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
See Me, Feel Me by elphabachan reviews
When the boys find out Jackie's kinky secret love for The Who, Hyde sees it as an opportunity.
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,543 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
The Ferret King Reads Austen by LavvyLav reviews
Draco Malfoy discovers that intelligent witches like Hermione Granger sometimes prefer romance stories to Hogwarts: A History. When said witches are inclined to kiss him because of it, he can't really protest their reading tastes, can he? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Slytherin Tie by angelps7 reviews
oneshot. The secret was out. Hermione stared down at the deceiving object, and then looked at Draco. Honestly, was there a worse way for people to find out? Dramione. previous nominee for Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Spontaneous Lust Spells by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Draco's potion leaves Harry lusting him in the most inconvenient of times. HPDM slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2501 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by KatDiva reviews
Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tease by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
Malfoy's his usual cocky self, always teasing Hermione with sexual humor. Perfect way to embarrass a bookworm prude! But Hermione decides that Malfoy needs to learn a lesson on taking jokes too far. She's not going to hide behind her books anymore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversation Hearts by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione use candy to express their feelings for each other. Valentine's Day one shot. Fluffy and sweet like cotton candy.FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Steven Baby by luvcali76 reviews
A short, and dirty, holiday oneshot. Takes place the Christmas before JH get together. Naughty fun for everyone!
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Same Old Lang Syne by luvcali76 reviews
A slightly fluffy, holiday oneshot, cowritten with tanith75. JH, of course.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,792 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Neko by artemisgirl reviews
While struggling to fall asleep one night, L discovers just what Raito dreams about, changing his entire perception of the odd Yagami boy... RaitoL slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,195 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Collide by Soul Bound 8686 reviews
I’ve just stripped myself naked in front of you, for you, and you’ve thrown it back in my face. And you want me to do it again, when I don’t have alcohol to soften the blow? I’m not making any promises, Granger.' M for language,violence,sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,080 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blame Kira by Grinedel reviews
PWP Misa witnesses some hot sex between our beloved detectives and has a heart attack! slash LRaito
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Hermione's Cinderella Story by Fairy Roses reviews
Just as the title suggests. She is, along with all her fellow students, under a spell that lasts until midnight. So what will happen when she learns who her Prince Charming really is? HGDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mandates and Modern English: Binding Forces by ArcherFlameConstantine reviews
Dumbledore mandates that a new project be instated: each seventhyear student must temporarily marry a classmate of the opposite house, be assigned magicallygenerated children, and take a Life Skills class taught be the eversojoyful Prof. Snape. Of course,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Good Morning, Hermione by bitchfit26 reviews
A rather 'conservative' Hermione shares a flat with 'hormonally charged' Harry, Ron and Draco. So, what's a decent girl to do? Rated due to language. Her POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Do you like to Watch? by Tartan reviews
Ever gotten caught by your sister while looking at prono? Well imagine if your sister was Death... Spoilers for End of Series!
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 290 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sadie, Sadie by Telanu reviews
When Leon Orcot gets an idea in his head, there's no stopping him. DxLeon yaoi. Now Complete!
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,577 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
Not Wonderful, But It's Life by rebeldivaluv reviews
A takeoff of the season four episode, It's A Wonderful Life, wherein Hyde is given glimpses of a horrifying future. Spoilers through season eight.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,518 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Steven H., Jackie B. - Complete
A Matter of Great Importance by Lucifer's Garden reviews
A simple, innocent, perfectly mundane question leads to a whole lot more than Draco and Hermione bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Flames by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
And Tell by helga3 reviews
Various Ron/Pansy shortfic for the LiveJournal 30 kisses community. Mostly silly, rated to be safe. COMPLETE just in time for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 19,857 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
Morning, Noon, Night by zarah joyce reviews
For never was a story of more woe, than this of Juliet and her Romeo. DHr with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ultimate Cliché, The Impossible Love by Londra reviews
Don't you just hate clichés. Personally, I do. That's why this story exists. I took a DMHG cliché in my hands, and sadistically added notes to make it tremendously funny. Author mistakes and plot holes. Teasing ridiculous clichés. Parody. Humour. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Investigation by CocoaFlavourPunk reviews
[One-shot]Draco's been acting weird so Ron stalks him in order to find out what's going on with the blond the results are startling as Ron finds out Malfoy's in love with one of his friends HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Be a Pansy by mickey reviews
Maybe the angel watching over you wasn’t exactly the person you had in mind. Devotion at its deepest is always the most painful and frightening. Because perhaps Pansy loves him too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Ron W., Pansy P.
Sale by Ningengirai reviews
FarfarelloSchuldig. Sometimes, not everything is for sale. Farfarello's body is one of those things.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Farfarello, Schuldig
A Sorta Fairytale by street scribbles reviews
‘I remember everything. I remember when we first met... I didn't even know a Ron Weasley or Harry Potter existed...’ Hermione reflects back on her time with Draco, a time nobody even knew existed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
First Impressions by Bisexual Pygmy reviews
Now posted as one long chapter because i'm lazy, what the four Weiss members were thinking when they first met
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2004
Decision by raison d'etat reviews
Leon Orcot knows what he wants, and he's going for it -- but does he know what he's getting? DxLeon yaoi.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2003
Duh by raison d'etat reviews
Who do D and Leon they think they're fooling? Really. Shounen-ai.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2003
Club Schwarz by Angel Sakito reviews
Brad Crawford opens his very own club! gasp from people Well the rest of Schwarz works there, but as what? -Ch.3 uploaded Finally-
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 5/7/2003
The Three Little Bishounen by Lynn Metallium reviews
A parody of The Three Little Pigs, Weiss Kreuz style- Yaoi of course XD
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2003
Note Passing by Angel Sakito reviews
Youji and Schuldig passing notes in assassian class! The note is found what will Youji do when his secret is found out! AxY
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2003
Yaoi Solution by Nuriko-PerfectWorld reviews
Miaka and Tamahome are close to making love, but an angry and hurt Hotohori walks in. Tamahome knows he is going to be killed, but instead it turns into Hotohori X Tamahome hentai
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2003
A Fool's Zen by Princess Twilite reviews
“He had always thought grand gestures of romanticism were for fools.” Jackie/Hyde. Post Celebration Day. Complete.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Complete
Mr Brad by Makoto Kudou reviews
You'll see why its under fantasy... ;)
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2003
Staring Contest by Angel Sakito reviews
Brad is working and Schu wants a staring contest?? What will happen??? Who will win this crazy thing??? Brad x Schu R&R
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2002
Lemon Scent All Over by Victoria Hughes reviews
Rated for Lemons! :D :D Ran and Ken.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2002 - Complete
Mortal Coil by Ellyr reviews
I'll be short and to the point: Ran does something horribly and unforgivably wrong, forcing Ken out of Weiss. YAOI.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2002 - Published: 8/1/2002
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Slippery Soap Suds reviews
Chapter 14 UPDATE! "You make me wanna do things.” -- Hermione hates Draco, Draco hates Hermione, same old story. But will things change when they discover how slippery soap suds can be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,588 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I Can't Quit You, Baby reviews
We're shagging. -Just- shagging?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Black Lace reviews
You're a sick bastard and I can't change what you are." Just when Hermione thought she had her happy ending, Draco of course twists the tale. Sad oneshot with a twist. ;0
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Gayphobia reviews
Ken is set up on a blind date with… a man! There’s only one problem – Ken’s not gay.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Ken H., Schuldig
Dr Brad reviews
Dr. Brad Crawford, sex counselor...
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Schuldig, B. Crawford
A Hot Chilly Night reviews
Everybody knows Ran is dead. But doubts cloud Ken's mind when he heard his lover's whisper one chilly yet HOT night...
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,869 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Ken H., Aya/Ran F.
Waiting reviews
Hermione was a dreamer. Draco was not. My first attempt at one shots! So be a merciful lil btch. Please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Didn't Know reviews
something is wrong with sakura...and syaoran is determined to find it out. but, things get a little twisted...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete