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by Drindrak reviews
In one world, Severus Snape made a single choice that ended up giving us the Harry Potter we know and love. In a different world, Severus did not make that decision. Slight AU, slight OOC, Character Death, Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Rude Song
by MindMySimpleSoul reviews
It started out as a normal Sorting, just like any other year. But then the Sorting Hat got offensive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Sorting Hat, Albus D. - Complete
May the Excuses Be With You
by Bookdancer reviews
A guy called President Snow comes from the future, looking for a demigod to participate in some thing called the Hunger Games. Unfortunately for him but lucky for the demigods, he gets a little frustrated with all the excuses the demigods who are picked come up with.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Pres. Snow - Complete
Looking Out With Empty Eyes
by ToxicRainfall reviews
AU - Harry and Dudley are like brothers, and so Harry decides he doesn't want to go to Hogwarts. But what are the consequences of his actions? Harry & Dudley
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
by ttobba95 reviews
"I don't want to go!" What if The Tenth Doctor's last words really were The Doctor's last words?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/17/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Proverbial Clear Sky
by Piper Julian reviews
Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Case of the Disappearing Dr Amazing
by CrazyNerdyFangirl reviews
Brigid Dwyer gets fired from Maximum Ride so she gets a job as Hades's personal assistant. This was the reason James Patterson "forgot" to add her in FANG. One-shot. R & R?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Brigid D., Hades - Complete
A Graveyard Confusion
by Ash-Varnei reviews
AU to book 4. Harry is helped in the graveyard, but not by his dead parents, but by a mysterious man in a brown, pinstriped suit. And a Blue Police Box. And Dumbledore watches Doctor Who?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/4/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Harry P. - Complete
by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
The Life of Brian: A Super Harry Parody
by Perspicacity reviews
At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
No Thank You
by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 330 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 197 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Hogwarts Sorting Hat History Lesson Song
by The morrigan three reviews
This is an version of the Hogwarts Sorting Hat song. The hat, sick of being treated poorly by Dumbledore, has decided to reveal to the school the real history of the four founders of the school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet
by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2740 - Favs: 6,773 - Follows: 495 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete