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Joined 06-28-13, id: 4820546, Profile Updated: 04-25-14
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

I'm a "thirty-something" mother of two who should know better. For some reason, I enjoy writing about horny teenagers. I'm obsessed with all things "Rob and Kristen" and Twilight, of course. If you're looking for intense, mature and meaningful stories, you've come to the wrong place. All you will find here is fluff and smut.


Stealing Home Playlist

100 Years-Five For Fighting

This Year's Love-David Gray

Everlong-The Foo Fighters

All the Same-Sick Puppies

Come On Get Higher-Matt Nathanson

Summertime Sadness-Lana Del Rey

My Chick Bad-Ludacris

Kashmir-Led Zepplin

Elderly Woman Behind the Counter In A Small Town (Hearts and Thoughts)-Pearl Jam

Fade Into You-Mazzy Star

She will be loved-Maroon 5

If it kills me-Jason Mraz

Fucking Perfect-Pink

Edge of Seventeen-Stevie Nicks

Special thanks to Ana Rod at Twilight Fanfiction Recs for my most "perfect" banner.

http://twilightfanfictionrecsblog. blogspot . com/

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Down Home by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Sometimes, everything you're looking for ends up being right where you left it. *Entry for The Heart of Country Contest. 1st Place Silver Spur Award Public Vote, 2nd Place Silver Spur Award Judges Choice, 1st Place Gentlemen Wear White Award (Swooniest Fella) Public Vote and Judges Choice, 2nd Place Hay Ride Award Judges Choice.* Now expanded and complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,538 - Reviews: 2892 - Favs: 3,039 - Follows: 2,851 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8191 - Favs: 7,475 - Follows: 7,770 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21257 - Favs: 11,722 - Follows: 7,460 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 6992 - Favs: 6,337 - Follows: 7,192 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8945 - Favs: 5,729 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hide & Seek by kharizzmatik reviews
The night their lives were set to start was the night it all came to an abrupt end. Five simple words, "Let's play hide and seek", sparked a manhunt for Isabella Swan that has haunted Edward Cullen ever since. Back in Forks for the first time in over a decade, he has to face reality: he lost his soul mate. Is it too late to find her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,293 - Reviews: 3858 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 3,039 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Bella, Edward
Higher by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Summer of 1994: Dial-up internet. Pagers. Walkmans. AOL chat rooms. O.J in a white Bronco. And blazingly hot weather in Brooklyn where eighteen-year-old Bella Swan is filling her days making ice cream sundaes before she starts college. But one long night – full of Ecstasy, subway rides, dark dance clubs, and a boy she doesn't want to stay away from – may change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 167,007 - Reviews: 3636 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life Aquatic by coldplaywhore reviews
Life happens when you least expect it, and puts you on a course that you never planned, into a future you never even imagined that you wanted. This is the story of girl meets boy, meets boy... aka, his son. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 62,984 - Reviews: 4718 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8252 - Favs: 4,626 - Follows: 4,225 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 244,020 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Than Pie by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought for an unsuspecting Edward by his meddling but well-meaning Down syndrome brother, Emmett. Hysterically all-human. Banner done by Kyndall Viscia
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,130 - Reviews: 6505 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Form of Escapism by flubbles reviews
Bella finds herself trapped in a loveless marriage, whilst going through the motions of everyday life. Her only form of escapism is the romance novels written by the recently retired, reclusive author E.A.M Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 149,866 - Reviews: 4650 - Favs: 2,453 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11452 - Favs: 4,491 - Follows: 3,698 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6037 - Favs: 4,409 - Follows: 4,352 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22910 - Favs: 14,183 - Follows: 10,634 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Perfect Mr Imperfect by xrxdanixrx reviews
Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn't want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her? A story about falling in love with the imperfections. AH - Rated M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,467 - Reviews: 6120 - Favs: 3,896 - Follows: 2,418 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Thirteen Daisies reviews
Due to an unforseen circumstance, Bella and Edward reunite after many years apart. Bella remembers their past in flashbacks, as she looks to build her own future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,486 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/17/2014
Professional Development reviews
Edward and Bella have been teaching together all year at the Forks Elementary School. After their last day of school, they decide to have a drink to celebrate. Things get dirty from there. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,501 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stealing Home reviews
When 15-year-old Edward's mother dies, he and his father and younger brother relocate from Philadelphia to Lewisburg PA. Bella, the 17-year-old girl who lives across the street, is hired to look after the boys. A romance blossoms between the two teenagers, but is it enough to beat the odds against them? Some alcohol/drug references and definitely lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,143 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete