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Joined 06-28-13, id: 4820989, Profile Updated: 10-19-13

I really don't know what to put in a bio but here it goes:

I started reading fanfiction a couple of years ago and decided I'd have a shot at writing my own this year. Although I only really write Harry Potter fanfiction, I am involved in a few other fandoms, such as: Doctor Who, Percy Jackson, Sherlock, and recently, Torchwood.

I won't disclose much private information because it would suck if some of my friends tracked me down.

I will say, however, that I live in Australia and that I am quite young, at least compared to some others on this website.


I doubt anyone actually visits my page but this is a disclaimer; I don't own Harry Potter and am not affiliated with any of those who do. I doubt anyone is stupid enough to think otherwise. Furthermore, I do not own Percy Jackson or any other fandom I may choose to write for in future.


Above all, please enjoy my nerd sanctum. I don't get many reviews but I like it when I do. Constructive criticism is always welcome.

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The Seer and the Grim by chemistrygoddess reviews
Lexie spent her childhood feeling unwanted until she learns she is a witch and is sent to Hogwarts. For the first time she is accepted by a group of four boys but as each year progresses, she learns more about herself and her past until it comes crumbling down. Slow burn. Trigger warning: abuse, self harm, adult content, and language. Formerly: Crazy People Are People Too
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,817 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/22/2020 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Take The Tumble by Kittenshift17 reviews
*COMPLETE* There was never a hatred so profound as that of Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy, but when a challenge is issued the pair embark on a roller-coaster ride of emotions and confusing, passionate meetings. Enemies with Benefits never tasted this good, and Rose is going to learn there is a whole lot more to Scorpius than a lifelong rivalry and a wicked smirk. RW/SM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 67 - Words: 291,950 - Reviews: 2626 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 2/11/2012 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] Albus S. P., Fred W. II - Complete
Hazel Eyes by SKewedViEW reviews
He thinks she wears too much makeup. She thinks he has the maturity level of his youngest cousin (minus 50). Images shatter easily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 119,049 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 11/9/2012 - [OC, Albus S. P.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.]
A Little Taste by SiriusUntiltheVeryEnd reviews
Bitter enemies, fit them perfectly, but as Sirius's lips dug into her neck, sucking and teasing her, all rationality left her. Sirius told himself time and time again that this time, would be the last and then a few days would go by and here they would be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,220 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013 - [Sirius B., Marlene M.] - Complete
Textbooks, Time Scarves, and Tea by cgner reviews
Lily visits the coffee shop because Sev works there, even though he's got a completely obnoxious coworker with admittedly fantastic hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Slytherin's Potter by Animeaddict56 reviews
Lily Potter dreamed of going to Hogwarts and being in Gryffindor. But the time comes for her to go to Hogwarts, and her dreams change. What will happen when she becomes a Slytherin, befriends a Malfoy, and turns against her family? Everything falls apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 120 - Words: 938,689 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Gerard Way and the Philosopher's Penis by taylah-wright-it-down reviews
It is year 2009 when suddenly Gerard and his lover, Frank, find themselves in Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Join us to witness the adventures that the pair face in their 7 years at Hogwarts!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2013
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 12199 - Favs: 12,475 - Follows: 10,291 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Pirouettes and Transfiguration by Emmie Rose reviews
All Elena Miller wanted to do was dance. It was what she was born to do. But suddenly things started happening. Things she couldn't explain. Now she needs a tutor for a whole new life and Louis Weasley is apt to help. But power comes with a price. She's a powerful dancer and has powerful magic within. People don't just leave power alone and Elena could find herself in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,204 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Louis W., OC - Complete
One Summer in San Francisco by Emmie0928 reviews
Victoire's daughter Jackie is sent to stay with her uncle Louis in San Francisco the summer after she graduates from Hogwarts. Sequel to Unexpected and Victoire's Little Sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,800 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - OC, Louis W.
Andromeda Black: Reluctant Blood Traitor by the iz reviews
Andromeda Black is a sixth-year prefect. She has a wealthy family, a good reputation and her name is definitely NOT Dromeda. Who's Ted Tonks, over-achieving mudblood, to think he has any place in her life? Multi-chapter. Canon as can be. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,030 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - [Andromeda T., Ted T.] Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Acceptance by patronus43 reviews
Everyone has that one crush, right? That one person that you feel like you'll always have a slight interest in, even after they've been out of your life for years. For Hermione, it's Fred. But what if Fred truly leaves her? Without ever a hope of hearing his voice again? Then...how do you deal?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,563 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
ForgetMeNot by blue suede k reviews
The Tenth Doctor - bearing the burden of a prophecy foretelling his death - visits an aged, dying Donna Noble in her hospital room and gives her the option to remember him - and her adventures with him - in her last minutes. Warily, she accepts. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
what if we prayed to the man in the moon by with the monsters reviews
We could, you know, see planets and be lonely together and stuff. -—Lily runs away with the Doctor; for Jenny.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Lily Luna P.
Where We Belong by lydiamaartin reviews
A house is built with walls and beams; a home is made with love and dreams. All twelve Weasley kids leaving their mark on the place they all call home. - NextGen -
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
A Note For Your Love by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
Francis stepped onto the welcome mat, heard the small crinkle of paper, and bent down to peel off another post-it. 'Wipe your feet, there's mud everywhere outside.' It felt like he never left. FrUK, angst, twoshot, HAPPY B-DAY ANGEL '10
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,536 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Morning Calls for a Certain Part Veela by linking reviews
15 years-old Victoire Weasley was a top-student, a member of one of the largest and most famous families of all time, as well as being as beautiful as humanly-or not-possible. But then why was it so hard to find the right guy? Review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,924 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete