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Joined 11-05-03, id: 482117, Profile Updated: 06-15-11
Author has written 1 story for StarTrek: The Original Series.

Hullo. I suppose I fancy myself a bit of a writer, and when I get writers block on an original story, I write fanfiction. (And when I then get writers block on that fanfiction, I start a new fanfiction, and it's all downhill from there.) I mostly write to combat the forces of IKEA Erotica, No Yay, Did Not Do the Research, and Everyone Is Gay. Really, I could go on, listing endless tropes, but I think you get the idea.

I'm a herpaderp at reviewing, I know I am. Usually the only thing to pop into my head after a story is, "Fap fap fap," or, worst case, "Oh god no," and that isn't exactly helpful. So, usually, I'll favorite it if I like it and be on my way. Oddly, in complete contrast to this, I'm a great beta reader; I obsess over every detail since I can comment as I read.

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Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
The Double-D Dare by l0velyfe reviews
Kevin never has backed down from a double-dare, but his buds have really come up with a good one this time. What happens when a harmless bet becomes something more? [[Kevedd, now complete]]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,414 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Birds of a Feather by UpsidedownShortcake reviews
As John watched his captors he couldn't help but swallow dryly. This would probably not end in his favor. AU, slash, Karkat/John, Some other stuff. M for language and future sexual content and whatnot. I don't even know what this is guys.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,956 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Strifing Strider Revelations by Ezra Dunnivan reviews
Sequel to Icing on the Stridercake: Dave and Bro have opened up their feelings to each other, and the next day leaves them a bit sore. They work through the pain together. *Stridercest, AU. Strong language and definite sexual content.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
This Is For Keeps by MistressKiko reviews
Post Sburb. Karkat Vantas surprises his boyfriend on his birthday. FLUFF.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/19/2011 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Icing on the Stridercake by Ezra Dunnivan reviews
AU: Dave is an adult now and he works up the courage to let Bro know how he really feels. WARNING: Stridercest, Lemon/yaoi, language. This is smut, though not completely shameless smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,837 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Marinade by reraimu reviews
John adopts a cat. Jealousy ensues. Karkat/John. one-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,307 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
At Longhall Drift by tweedisgood reviews
In which our heroes take a train journey in midwinter, and complete a more personal journey. Holmes/Watson slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,188 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Castrato by Medorikoi reviews
Everyone has read the stories. Everyone in this world knows Sherlock Holmes; the eccentric, the genius. A lucky few know his smile, his laughter. No one ever thinks of the man he once was. No one asks what dark secrets forged the man he became.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,650 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Wedded Bliss by Garonne reviews
The latest edition of The Strand contains a paragraph which puts poor Watson through weeks of anxiety. Slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The Matinee and What Came After by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
My first ACDCanon!Slash normally in BBC!Sherlock. PWP
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Vocalizing by KJmom reviews
Severus is uncertain of why Harry wants him. Harry shows him one of the many reasons. In the same universe of A Professor's Confessions and Harry's Eyes. Snarry, *slash* you've been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stages of an Overture by endsoftime reviews
In which Holmes is incapable of understanding emotion, Mycroft is frequently aggravated, and John Watson never backs down from a challenge, imaginary or otherwise. Eventual lemons.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,898 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Addition Alley Spring by oliver.snape reviews
Addition Alley celebrates spring with a new competition, a new home for Severus and Harry, Malfoy under investigation, and a cheery Mrs Thompson with her own little plans. SSHP, sequel to Addition Alley Christmas. Read that first!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,844 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All There is to Say on the Subject of Muses by let's point out the obvious reviews
Strict beats and smooth moves, people- Gamzee offers up some inspiration for a mope-stricken Tavros.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
What Friends Are For by scorpionsatellite reviews
Some Sollux x Karkat smut. Rated M!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
In Like A Lion by lovetoseverus reviews
When the Ministry throws a five-year anniversary Ball to commemorate the end of the war, Hermione decides she's run out of patience with Harry's love life – or lack of it – and enlists the help of a colleague to nudge things along. Slash, SS/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,336 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Drastic Measures by Ancalime8301 reviews
Holmes encounters a bit of trouble in the course of a case, and Watson learns something new in the process of putting Holmes to rights.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,112 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Addition Alley Christmas by oliver.snape reviews
A senile shop visitor sets Harry up with her reclusive son as a shop competition between Harry and the Weasleys rages, and love blossoms around. Postwar, ignores HP7, SSHP. Inspired by too many Love Actually viewings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,390 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Pumpkin Scone Conspiracy by oliver.snape reviews
After the war, Harry finds Severus under house arrest, himself badgered for publicity stunts, and the memories of his friends tampered with. Severus learns to tolerate Potter as they try to figure out just who is manipulating the wizarding world, and why.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,139 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Was It A dream? by zilah reviews
Watson's thoughts during and after the Hiatus
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Conveniently Omitted by Eupa reviews
Events not entirely suitable for a place in the biography of Sherlock Holmes. Shwatsonlock - Slash, in case you didn't guess. ONE SHOT.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Fixation by Arileo reviews
One of Holmes' bad habits gives Watson some trouble. Warning: Innuendo and implied H/W
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Reckless Abandonment by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP Slash Severus and Harry are alone and miserable before their friends the Weasley twins and a bottle of scotch come to their rescue. A case of mistaken identity, a terrible hangover, and happiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Only in their dreams by CarlisleAliceJazzCullen reviews
Harry takes a dream enhancing potion and quickly becomes addicted to his nocturnal dates with the mysterious Half-Blood Prince. What happens when Harry's addiction messes with his chances for a real relationship with Ginny? Written for snarry-a-thon 2010
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Diddling Considered as One of the Exact Magics by K8BNimble reviews
Professor Potter writes an essay on Professor Snape's magical diddling skills with a nod and a wink to Edgar Allen Poe. Named a "Hot Rec" by 'The Daily Snitch' on LJ. Yes, this is m/m. Don't like? Don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A different Kind of Family by Laurenke1 reviews
When Snape institutes a family night at Hogwarts, Harry has to find one. He knows just who he wants to be a part of it... and who he doesn't. Slash SSHP. Back to Hogwarts Fest fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,041 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Assumptions by Ancalime8301 reviews
You know what they say about assuming... and even Holmes can interpret the facts wrongly.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
221D, or The Vocal Violin by Penguin reviews
Boredom is dangerous; it attracts us to our vices. Holmes wants his cocaine solution. I want him. Holmes/Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Lessons Learned by shadowycat reviews
In which, Holmes makes a discovery, Watson makes a decision, and Holmes learns a lesson or two he never thought he’d want to learn. Alternating Holmes and Watson POV.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,751 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Catharsis by Penguin reviews
With both Holmes and Mary gone, Watson is lost and doesn't know how to fill the emptiness. But things are about to change. Holmes/Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,542 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Pure Erotica by ElisiansBane reviews
During a diplomatic visit to a new country, Wolfram makes a cultural faux paux with a spice shaker, and as his fiance Yuuri must oversee his punishment. two-shot, PWP, Yuuram, self-beta'd, BDSM.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,628 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
A Hot August Night by shadowycat reviews
Watson seeks relief from the heat that plagues him.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The Season of Giving by pro-prodigy reviews
A pair of Christmas themed stories, meant to melt the heart and make you believe in that impossible thing called love. Holmes/Watson slash
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Imperfect, But Present by pro-prodigy reviews
A collection of slash-themed ficlets set by various prompts. Features reliability, dates, cold weather, and others. Some are explicit, some not.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
You Old Git by WithDemonWings reviews
Severus hasn't celebrated his birthday in, well, forever, so why would he start now? He hasn't but his lover has a surprise for him, and he always has time for that insufferable brat. AU with a dash of Mpreg. So much for surprises...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Deductions by romanticidiot reviews
Holmes/Watson. One shot. Mary makes some Holmes-esque deductions of her own.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Breathing Love by tsutsuji reviews
Harry's odd little habit during sex allows Snape to transform a horror from the past to an act of love in the present. Snarry, slash, includes breathplay and heavy themes and fluff! . not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Brain Matter by Lanaea reviews
General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,023 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Understanding One's Part by Felicia Angel reviews
Holmes/Watson -my first, be gentle!- : Watson receives threatening notes, and Holmes goes after the man. Of course, nothing is easy, and even worse, Watson's reputation is on the line...FINISHED, with smut.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,215 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Ever Vigilant Not! by vanyel stormfighter reviews
Harry seems to have forgotten all he was taught about keeping vigilant luckily Severus steps in once again to say his neck, leading to some surprises for both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,822 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
After Altair reviews
Spock hasn't been the same since the ordeal on Vulcan. After Altair, when assigned to milk runs, Kirk decides to take the opportunity to break through Spock's shell. What happens when he does?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,867 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete