hide bio
Poll: If I were to write a one shot involving Thorin/Fili/Kili/Oc... What should it be about? I need prompts people! I am unfortunately unimaginative with a large vocabulary which is wasted on me because I have all the writing skills in the world (exaggeration, I know there's lots I can improve upon) and nothing to write about... Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-29-13, id: 4821295, Profile Updated: 01-02-16
Author has written 8 stories for Hobbit.

*Note: I am now taking prompts for the fic 'Hit By A Vehicle Equals Transported To Middle Earth'. Feel free to PM me or write your prompt into a review for the story in question.*

I'm 20 years old and I like opera, classical instrumental music, film soundtracks (instrumental), martial arts, any old-fashioned weapons which are not some kind of firearm, and BOOKS!!!! Books galore!!I counted how many I own recently and I reached 647, not counting my comic books.

I really love stories.

And when I discovered Fanfiction and learnt that you could write down your ideas for those characters and what else could have happened just for fun without getting taken to court or something I was hooked! I stuck to just reading them for the next couple of years, then 1 year ago I decided to sign up so that when I had some decent, reasonably well-written content I could publish my own Fanfiction!! Yaay!! Now the dream has come true.

Whilst my works published so far have been either pure Lemon for the sake of Lemons or just plain silly for laughs, I am currently working on a piece called 'Sinful Pleasures, Consuming Darkness'.

It is going to be a story of reasonable length, about what happens to yet another girl dropped from our world into Middle Earth who is captured during a battle by much darker versions of our favourite Durins. She is taken to Erebor where she basically becomes their personal play thing and pleasure slave. I am currently exploring the idea of masochist relationships within it is well. It has graphic sexual content and punishment at varying degrees of brutality. There will be a TRIGGER WARNING in the summary and at the top of every chapter that has a possible trigger in it (which will be most if not all of them) and will include a brief description of the type of potential trigger it is.

This is NOT a 'Beauty And The Beast' story.

Thorin is a VERY BAD PERSON and is not going to just randomly fall in love with Sky and change. Sky feels a strong sexual attraction to him which drastically contradicts her hatred for and terror of him, which is what makes it an interesting concept to explore. Also, her interactions with the youngest Durin - entitled jerk that he is - are sources of interesting development potential. And then of course there is Fili. (*Drools*) Slow burn. He has a stack of his own problems and responsibilities to get through before he is going anywhere near any form of friendliness with my protagonist, let alone intimacy. Patience grasshoppers. I am experimenting with developing characters outside of the bedroom for a change lol. ;)

I have begun a fic which is a prequel to SPCD. It is called 'Mountain Glory, Shattered Illusions' and is all from Fili's POV. It will cover his life from a 20 year old dwarfling to the 96 year old adult dwarf he is at the beginning of SPCD. The first chapter is up though I will be working on it on and off for a little while. I will be focusing on SPCD. Keep in mind you really MUST read SPCD in its entirety before you read too far into MGSI for various SPCD plot twist and development reasons; mostly to do with Fili. The same trigger warnings and adult-only rules apply to this story. Same universe, same Thorin, lots of dark themes, scenes and potential triggers.

Please, PLEASE only read my Darkverse stories if you are AT LEAST 18 years of age. Please. I really don't want to be responsible for traumatising a minor. And please know that if you are in a relationship that is ANYTHING like what Sky goes through under Thorin, PLEASE contact an abuse hotline today. Domestic violence can all too quickly turn to serious injury and even DEATH.

Adults, read at your own discretion. There is some really seriously disturbing shit coming up around the halfway mark (SPCD) and a lot similar things planned for MGSI, even if you don't feel what has happened so far is all that bad as far as dark stories go. If Fanfiction provided ratings above M, I would use the R rating. Beware.

On that sunny note, stop reading my profile and go enjoy my stories. Or someone else's if mine aren't for you. :)

Over and out. :D

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Midnight Encounters by RiotingInTheStreets reviews
A series of smut filled one-shots—mostly unconnected, but completely debaucherous
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/24/2020 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Thorin, Bard, Fíli, Kíli
Dwarf Gold (The Sobriety of Hemery Skinner) by Vargavinter reviews
"There was a time you trusted me without even knowing my name," Thorin said. "I wish you would try to do so again." He used to be righteous in a world full of liars and cowards. Perhaps that was a child's view, Hem thought. Was Thorin calculating and cold, a tyrant like all other masters? (Stand-alone sequel to The Cautiousness of Hanah Skinner. Post-BoFA.)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,870 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/15/2018 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Thorin, OC] Dwalin, Kíli
The Reluctant Bridegroom by Lillianpost reviews
Before he died, Thror wrote a law ordering Thorin to choose a bride by a certain time or one would be chosen for him. Now at Erebor after BOFA, Thorin's friends and family try to help him get rid of all contenders, while he hunts down a mystery women who teases and taunts him through letters. Thorin, OC, Kili, Fili, Balin, Dwalin, Dain
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 190,274 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC
Down the Hobbit Hole and Other Stories by Rose and Psyche reviews
In which Smaug, the Ring and the Arkenstone are Revealed for what they Truly Are. The Way the Hobbit really went (Tolkien was misinformed). No Romance...because honestly, did you spot any in the book?
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Tender Wound by kkolmakov reviews
Wren of Enedwaith, a healer of Men, is a mistress of both Frerin and Thorin, sons of Thrain. The arrangement is favoured by all three of them, until an unexpected change comes, and each one of them has to make their choice *No Infringement Intended*
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,533 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Thorin, OC, Frerin - Complete
The Grass on the Other Side by Martinet Atom reviews
All in all Bilbo's quite satisfied with his adventure. He's alive, his friends are alive, the dragon and a whole bunch of orcs are fertilizer. It could definitely have ended worse. If only female!Bilbo didn't have it so much better, the lucky cheat.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 1/15/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
The Road Delivered Us Home by Keelywolfe reviews
In the years since Bilbo left Erebor, he has lost his respectability, gained a nephew, and gotten on with life at Bag End. He'd left aside adventure for the comforts and peace of his little Hobbit hole, and for the love of a child who needed him. Though perhaps, adventures can yet find him.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,832 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Frodo B., Dwalin - Complete
The Ghost of Erebor by Italian Hobbit reviews
In the Battle of Five Armies, Fíli's life is saved at the last minute... but what happened before then, no one knows, and Fíli won't speak to anyone about it. In fact, Fíli won't speak at all. Part I of my Everybody Lives AU. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,393 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
Dwarf Gold (The Cautiousness of Hanah Skinner) by Vargavinter reviews
"You'll take a dwarf's gold but not his hand?" he asked. Hanah reached out, and his hand clamped around hers like a bear trap. She had heard dwarves were as harsh as the rock they dwelled in, that any slight against them would be remembered, forever. But for that gold, Hanah would accept their business gratefully. (Post-BoFA.) Update 2017: slight rewrite ch1-6.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 132,024 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Fíli, OC] Dwalin, Kíli - Complete
Stealing Thorin's Thunder by kkolmakov reviews
A ridiculous take on "The Hobbit," where my usual OC Wren (and no matter what differences, it's still the same bossy ginger) keeps on popping up along Thorin Oakenshield's quest for Erebor, and little actually deviates from the original, while everything is not the same *No Infringement Intended* Based on readers' prompts! COMPLETE
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,966 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC - Complete
Desiderium by Laora reviews
At the time, stealing one of Radagast's potions seemed like a brilliant idea. Now, staring down an elf, two men, and four hobbits...Fíli and Kíli aren't so sure.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,694 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Never A First Choice by QuestionablyInsane reviews
"Nights full of desperation and loathing; of desire for intimacy, for anything that would push the memories of loved ones from their minds" Post 3x11 HookedQueen one-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Mahal's Chosen: The Tale Of Vili reviews
Literally what it says on the can. Technically a prequel to 'Mountain Glory, Shattered Illusions', which is the prequel to 'Sinful Pleasures, Consuming Darkness.' One day I will write a better summary.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 11/26/2016 - [OC, Dís] Thorin, Frerin
Sinful Pleasures, Consuming Darkness reviews
A young woman from our world - at first excited to be transported to Middle Earth - instead finds herself in a sinister, darker parallel of the world in which she once dreamed of living, yet now yearns to leave. Taken captive and imprisoned in Erebor to serve the twisted needs of the deadly dwarf King, she must learn to adapt if she is to survive. DARK!DURINS. NON-CON/ADULTS ONLY!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,928 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC]
Hit By A Vehicle Equals Transported To Middle Earth reviews
I'm on metaphorical crack today. Or Kili-muse is. Not sure. This is about the interestingly popular usage of horrible accidents involving being hit by a vehicle of varying kinds to get a modern day OC into Middle Earth. Each chapter is another version. I did Version 1 the way I did because I was feeling a bit coldly logical at the time. It's meant to be funny, not offensive. ;)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 7/2/2015
Fili's Traumatic Encounter With A Rabid Fangirl reviews
There is a limit to the title. *Bleep* you, Fanfiction. This is a completely fictional and wishful-thinking story written by The Writer after an amazing incident where she believes the real Fili was on her doorstep, transported here to our world and using the old 'hit by a car' trick to get back into Middle Earth. Character-Transported-To-Modern-World-Fic. Full Title inside.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2015 - [Fíli, OC]
Mountain Glory, Shattered Illusions reviews
When their mother unexpectedly dies, Fili and Kili are taken under Thorin's wing and Fili is appointed Heir to the throne of Erebor. At first he is intrigued with the prospect of his new role. But in Erebor not all is as it seems, and all that glitters is not gold. When it is, it corrupts and twists, and turns once-glorious dreams into living nightmares. NON-CON : ADULTS ONLY PLZ!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2015 - [Fíli, Thorin] Kíli
Dignity? What is this 'dignity' you speak of? reviews
The dwarves are bored. Sky suggests a potentially lewd game they can play. Hilarity and lemons ensue. (To be read separately to the other one-shot Sky appears in.) Yes I know. I write such wonderful summaries. It's inspiring... Blegh. Voyeur!Nori Fili/Sky/Kili
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/3/2015 - [Fíli, Kíli, OC] Nori
Typical-Girl-Falls-Into-Middle-Earth-And-Has-Lemon-With-Durin-Brothers reviews
I really should think of some better names... Lol Sky is a random girl who falls into Middle Earth as they seem wont to do nowadays. I'm surprised they haven't got a small section of ME cordoned off for them all... Anyway, Fili and Kili take an interest in Sky because they haven't been laid in a while and seduce her into having some ADULT fun with them... LEMON! Plz leave a REVIEW!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,180 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/17/2014 - [Fíli, Kíli, OC] - Complete
Typical-Girl-Falls-Into-Middle-Earth Parody reviews
Just a fun thing I did one day when I was bored. I remembered all the terrible stories I've read about girls from our world falling into Middle Earth. They usually have ridiculous super powers, wings, magical pets, etc. Thought I'd take a 'crack' at it. Bit of a crack fic. It does mock other stories I've read though I have 'named no fingers and pointed no names...' Enjoy&REVIEW PLZ
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Fíli, Kíli, OC] - Complete
Manager of:
Community: Dark Durins (Dark!Thorin;Dark!Fili;Dark!Kili)
Focus: Books Hobbit