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Joined 06-29-13, id: 4821839, Profile Updated: 12-11-13
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Hannibal.

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!'

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Laugh and say, "Walk much, dumby?"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

Copy and past to your profile. But, Bold the ones that apply to you:

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting my clothes dirty, and parties.

I don't STUDY much but still get GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be cheating

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals.

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.

I have a lot of MONEY so I MUST be a stuck up snob

I don't like any of the GUYS AT MY SCHOOL so I MUST have unrealistic standards

I'm BLOND so I MUST be a ditzy whore

I DON'T CARE what other people think so I MUST be a freak

I dyed my hair so I MUST be unhappy with my appearence

I wear a lot of makeup so I MUST be a whore

I think a lot of guys are hot so I MUST be a slut

I'm flat chested so I MUST look like a little kid

I have a DECENT FIGURE so I MUST show it off like a whore

I'll PUNCH someone for messing with me so I MUST be a violent physco

A SAD Story:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than five or six years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just five minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told Daddy to tell Mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from Target."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said, "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that Mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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Never Let You Go: The King and His Puppet by IloveBISHIES reviews
Based on my one-shot "The Runaway Girls". This focuses on the story of Aro and my OC, Aria. Three girls, three Kings. Having been caught trying to sneak into the Volturi castle, what are three girls to do, but go with the flow. Aria being attracted to Aro, knows what little to do with a man whose as confusing as a puzzle and dead-set on never forgetting his dead wife, Sulpicia.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 596,339 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Aro
Monsters Under the Bed by jadenanne7 reviews
Red and Lizzie after the Anslo Garrick ordeal.
Blacklist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 62,458 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/3/2013 - E. Keen, R. Reddington
Another by Lilly Dolittle reviews
It is obvious to anyone that cared to look at Raymond Red Reddington was capable of love. He clearly loves Lizzy like a daughter. But what if there was another he could love as well. Just not in a fatherly sort of way this time.
Blacklist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 1/31 - [R. Reddington, OC] E. Keen, D. Ressler
Fated Revised by Ladystarlet09 reviews
In one single night, Caius lost his mate, Atheodora and gained another through a young mortal girl who lost her child to a rouge vampire while going home. In a blink of an eye she finds he's still more human if she just showed him trust and love. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 66 - Words: 166,337 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Caius
smutty oneshots by gwendolineB reviews
This is a collection of smutty oneshots with adult scenes. All rated M!
Blacklist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,909 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 7/27/2014 - E. Keen, R. Reddington
Sex, Lies, and Videotape by Lady-of-the-Refrigerator reviews
Liz might have found humor in his reaction if the circumstances were different. Raymond Reddington, flustered and speechless—she never thought she'd see the day. She just wished it hadn't taken a surveillance video of her screwing her husband to do it. [Milton Bobbit missing scene/post-ep, Ch 3/3]
Blacklist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [R. Reddington, E. Keen] - Complete
A game without rules by bibitta007 reviews
Sequel to "Wanna bet?". They start a new game with higher prize...
Blacklist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,143 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - R. Reddington, E. Keen - Complete
Lies and Love by The Sinister Blade reviews
This story is adopted from dragonoffire3. In Volterra, Bella finds out the truth of the relationship she and Edward shared. It was all based on lies. But her true Mates have found her now. Her life's going to take a turn for the better.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - [Aro, Bella, Caius, Marcus]
Sonata Op 57 Appassionata Mov3 by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Alpha/Omega verse AU with Hannibal and Will. Will is on the action block after being outed as an omega. Hannibal buys him for reasons. Hilarity, feels, cannibalism, and the monkey shit show that is Hannigram ensues. NO MPREG M/M Rated M cause come on, it's an Alpha/Omega AU. There is obviously going to be smex in later chapters so get in the van, loser. We're reading porn. COMPLETE
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,070 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Dark Places by princesspanana reviews
Kayla was just trying to find her way home through the snowy woods of Forks, Washington . To bad she stumbled upon something far more menacing, and meets a black haired man that could changer her fate forever. ** set right after the Cullen/Volturi confrontation in BDP2** Summary doesn't do the story justice so you're just going to have to read it ;)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,148 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Aro, Caius, Marcus
Liebestraum(Love Dream) by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Pocket Will story because of reasons. Will wakes up one morning to find out that he is now six inches tall. Crack. M/M Not Beta Read. Adding more to this. It's now ongoing.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,591 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Hannibal L., Will G.
Anything For You by Anna-Jay reviews
Will is an omega trapped in an abusive relationship, but tries his best to get by in his life. He's content to put up with his mate until he bumps into a strange alpha named Hannibal in the supermarket. After that, Will feels drawn to the man, and no matter how hard he tries he cannot escape Hannibal's allure or scent. Slash. AU. A/B/O Dynamics.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,013 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Masquerade Waltz by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Will and Hannibal are making dinner. They get an unexpected guest who invites himself in. HOLY HELL, THEY ARE NOT GOING TO EAT THE METH HEAD. QUIT COMMENTING ABOUT IT AND ENJOY THE DAMN STORY. IT'S CALLED BANTER AND SERIAL KILLERS LIE TO SCARE THEIR VICTIMS. Murder husbands. Domestic fic. Dark comedy. M/M Rated T for language. Not Beta Read
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Rhapsody In Blue by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Small story about Will dealing with his empathy and how that benefits Hannibal. Not Beta Read M/M Hannigram Rated T for graphic crime scene
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Thrice the Trouble by booklover1798 reviews
A story about three little girls who find themselves in the Volterra castle amongst vampires. This is their everyday life! A story of fun, family, trouble, and maybe even some romance.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Aro, Caius
Bloody Rose by Lolita The Gothic reviews
The Cullens and Bella's return to Forks is short lived. Because things don't return to normal when Bella caught the interest of a twisted Volturi king. (Mature Content & explicit language)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,841 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Caius, Bella
Cleavage and Deviation by DrusyStars reviews
And so we were different. Changed. As one must remember a vampire's mate is sacred. But be hereby warned: not everything is as it appears. For power is great and magnificent. And rules that are broken must be corrected. When the arrow does not find the mark pure and true, a quiver will bring deviation, and deviation will bring aftermath.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Caius, Bella
Immortal Beloved by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Hannibal guts Will like in Red Dragon, kinda, but with a much different and unexpected result than in either media. Supernatural Elements. strange!will. Cannibalism, shocking I know. Will Figures It Out. Blood, lots of blood. Not beta read and M for gore and nudity. M/M SASSY WILL IS SASSY. Deal with all his sass cause he's a sassy little shit.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Bagatelle in A minor by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Hannigram crack with Franklin. Need I say more? No Beta M/M Crack warning
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
What A Wonderful World by DancingTonightWithYlvis reviews
Lucinda is Bella's shoulder to cry on after Edward leaves. Lucinda tries to help Bella but is reminded of her past. She get's dragged to Volterra when Alice arrives for Bella to save Edward but Lucinda is in for some big surprises when she arrives in Italy. Her world is tossed around and she doesn't quite know what to do about the men who take interest in her. Aro/OC/Caius
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,227 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - [Aro, OC, Caius] Marcus
So much for a professional relationship by Oodontheloo reviews
Alpha/Omega AU (everything else is normal ish) Warnings: knotting, self lubrication, sex pheromones etc. Basically PWP, smutty smutty smut smut. Hannibal doesn't like Will's cologne. No spoilers (I don't think). If these characters were mine I would have them doing much more interesting things.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Perfect Fit by coloursflyaway reviews
Hannibal fucks Will against the ladder in his office. And yes, that is basically it. Original prompt here:
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
As You Wish by mama4dukes reviews
Crazy happenings are afoot in the vampire world, Bella breaks up with Edward and everyone around her starts going nuts. Read about the craziness surrounding Bella and how she finally finds her mate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 114 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Caius, Bella - Complete
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Love, Hope and Courage reviews
For so long, Aro's world had been filled with darkness, driven only by his need for power and personal gain. When he first meets Valora Shields, all that he once believed begins to change as he realises, the greatest gift and power can come from where we least expect it. Rating may change later on. Aro/OC pairing. Enjoy :)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8h ago - Published: 12/6/2013 - Aro, OC
Sing once more, Phoenix born reviews
Born to be hunted, born to die at the hands of greed. They have waited for the rebirth of the phoenix born and now, Aro will have his prize. But all is not as it seems when the three kings meet Celeste. What was a desire for power become hopes of hearing the silent phoenix sing once more. But with the danger that follows her, can she learn to open her heart and let their love in?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,224 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Aro, Caius, Marcus, OC
More than she seems reviews
There was something about her, something that made her different, A child that stole her way into the hearts of the Volturi and melted the ice in their souls... But as the girl became a woman, they all had too wonder, was she more than she seemed? Rated M for language and themes later on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,066 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Aro, Caius, Marcus
Our Macabre Heaven reviews
Summary is inside as it was too long to fit. Rated M for foul language from the start, sex and violence within later chapters. Genres may change as story progresses. Hannibal/OC and Will/OC.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,481 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Will G., Hannibal L., OC
For the sake of a soul reviews
The sequel to my story 'Bound by blood and friendship'. What would you do to bring back what had been lost forever? For Aya, she'd go through hell if it meant she could have Helix by her side again, to put right all that has been wrong since her death. Rated M for violence, language and sex in later chapter. Genres may change as the story progresses. Aro/OC and Caius/OC pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Aro, Caius, OC
A heart in chains reviews
She was meant to be nothing more than a possible addition to their coven, but fate always has a way to throw a spanner in the works. She wears her mask of happiness well, but her mind is haunted by the horrors of her own past. Can the kings bring peace to her broken soul and revive her shattered heart, or will she run from her chance for true happiness? Rated M for later themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,750 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Aro, Caius, Marcus
Bound by blood and friendship reviews
True friendship can withstand even the most trying of times. Aya and Helix have been best friends since they were thirteen, despite the hatred between their separate factions. They are bound together, through blood and friendship, and no force on earth will destroy the bond they share, not even Aro and Caius of the Volturi... Right? Rated M for safety and possible themes later on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,672 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Aro, Caius - Complete
Learning from each other reviews
Anira and Titania, two young vampires with haunting pasts. can the two girls help each other to leave their pasts behind them? can Anira teach Titania to believe in herself and stop doubting Demetri's love? can Titania teach Anira to love and accept the mating bond between herself and Caius? Rated M for language and mature themes later on. First attempt at fanfiction, please enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,906 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Caius, Demetri - Complete