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Joined 06-29-13, id: 4822456, Profile Updated: 01-11-14
Author has written 15 stories for Hunger Games, Mario, and Twilight.

Hi everyone! Welcome to my new and updated profile as for some reason I got around to updating (and not just adding some random copy-and-paste snippets at the end). For a sarcastic parodying interpretation of Twilight characters, please scroll down in my profile.

I can give you some random details of which books and characters I like, and if you really want to know you can scroll down and look at my favourite stories. That would usually be a good indicator. There are two different types of stories I've written, both of which will be introduced. The concepts to all of the stories belong to their original creators. I own nothing.


Type 1: Satire. This seems to be the most common, especially as I think these things up all of a sudden. If you are reading my profile the right way, you would notice that it is written in a sarcastic tone. If you have before it was explicitly stated, congratulations, I do not have to hold up a sarcasm sign. Here are the stories I have written in the category:

A Complete Idiot's Guide To Writing A Hunger Games Fanfiction: The first step to writing a fanfiction is to manage to slot your story into a category. If you cannot tell from the title which category this story is in, how on earth have you managed to find you way through fanfiction? Not even my guide would be able to help you in those circumstances. However, if you have managed to figure out that it is a Hunger Games story, you are in luck. Tired of your well thought out stories not getting any reviews? Of course they don't. You can't be too original. Don't worry, this guide is here to help. It will take you through a step by step guide of the most common clichés, telling you how to write them, which of course is interspersed with one-shot example stories. Perfect. Status: In Progress.

The 75th Hunger Games Ultimate Parody: Ah, who doesn't love somebody pointing out the flaws of their favourite stories. Dozens upon dozens of them. Wonder what the hell you are expected to believe as the 75th Hunger Games is analysed to a ridiculous length. Finnick and Katniss sure were talking at the Cornucopia for a while, without anybody approaching them at all. And how did Katniss beat Finnick to the Cornucopia? Much more than that too, including an extra tid-bit about the Careers planning that attack on the Cornucopia which gained them nothing at all. Status: In Progress.

The Careers - Analysis: More senselessness, folks, as I analyse the portrayal and deaths of the Careers in the 74th and 75th Annual Hunger Games. Status: Complete.

The Plot of the Hunger Games in 200 Words or Less: Based on the original version of this I did with Twilight, but starring the Hunger Games. It does not appear to be as popular, and the title pretty much describes it. The Hunger Games, as summed up in under 200 words. Status: In Progress/Complete. The Hunger Games part is complete, but the story will continue for Catching Fire and Mockingjay whenever I feel like updating.

Ultimate Mario Parody: Once upon a time I started this, but there has not been much interest. This is Mario from other perspective. Peach is having an affair with Bowser, and treats Bowser Junior like a son. Mario is on mushrooms. Peach keeps getting 'kidnapped' and Mario has to 'rescue' her. Hmm... Status: In Progress, but on hiatus.

Creepy Edward: Not a story for Edward lovers (duh). Let's follow his stalker-like qualities using actual lines from the movies, taken even further the way normal people might react when in that situation. 'I watch you sleep' is not romantic, for one. Status: In Progress/Complete. The chapters don't go with each other, so it may count as complete. I will update if I feel like it.

How the Breaking Dawn Plot Could Have Been Solved Within Minutes: How many people need this spelled out for them? Check out this fic, which goes through a very simple way Breaking Dawn could have been solved, literally, within minutes. Status: Complete.

The Plot of Twilight in 150 Words or Less: Ah yes, all five parts of Twilight summed up, each in 150 words. Also includes an original song explaining Twilight, especially Breaking Dawn, in the last chapter. Status: Complete.

Ultimate New Moon Parody - Volturi Scene: Again, the title describes it well. A complete parody of the Volturi scene in New Moon. Status: Complete.

Twilight Vs The Hunger Games: A direct comparison of the two, parodying all the way. Status: In Progress/Complete. Works on its own but depends whether or not I feel like updating.


Type 2: Non-Satire. This is mostly the Hunger Games. There is one Twilight which has been put on hiatus until further notice, as I don't know what I was thinking writing a Twilight fanfic which wasn't a parody, but I don't feel like deleting just in case I ever feel like continuing it. This is the type of fanfiction I often wonder why I do, simply because I might as well be writing original stories, but it would help with getting reviews and tips on my writing style (that's your hint to review, people).

The 68th Hunger Games:

Three Girls: This is my main Hunger Games story. It is the story of the 68th Hunger Games from the points of view of the girls from Districts 1, 3 and 8. Status: Complete.

Krystal Alrich from 1 had complete faith that she was going to win. She'd been training for it for years. In her district it was just something that happened. Perhaps the others did not make it back, but they weren't as well trained as her. Her father had given her specialist training, so she was completely prepared. But her sister wants her to return without blood on her hands, or rather not go at all, taking on the role of the conscience which they had attempted to train out of her.

Dina Larson from 3, on the other hand, knows that her Reaping means her doom. A twelve year old is reaped along side her, someone her brother knew. She begs him silently not to take his place, as they cannot both go in together, something which makes her feel sick. The Games were unfair. They always had been. They were both doomed. But maybe one of them did not have to be. It was a long shot, but hope was all they had.

Suffra Hadley from 8 knew there was only one thing worse than being reaped for the Hunger Games. That would be her twin sister going, and it was by fear for her that she volunteered. Then she decided she would do anything to return. In the Hunger Games, anything could not possibly mean anything good. She was fast. That was her only skill, the only thing she would go into the Games with unless she learned something fast. Or manipulating those who did...

Tulip's Tale: The girl from 12, Tulip, considered her road to the Hunger Games as the timer counts down. She knew she wasn't going to win. District 12 never did. They were doomed, every single year they were doomed. One-shot. Status: Complete.

How to Win the Hunger Games: From the point of view of the girl from 7, Mimi Catalpa. When she was reaped, she was not shocked. Perhaps it was odds, as that was what the Game was about. But she guessed it was no accident. She'd refused to give them all the information that they wanted. She was an informer. That was her job, her only job. Somebody might ask questions if she was executed, as what she did was secret. Just another girl going to the Games, which was basically an execution? No suspicion on them at all. No emotions, she barely comprehended it. She just found that she was not shocked. Then she decided that she was going to win. Win by not getting her hands dirty at all. Status: In Progress. Occasional updates.

69th Hunger Games:

Leaving It Unlit: The sequel to the above stories. Follows up on all the families, and is mostly in the perspective of the Victor of the 68th Hunger Games. Tension in the districts, especially in District 8. The Victory Tour, then mentoring and the 69th Hunger Games. Various Victors feature quite extensively. The tension is even higher than that of the previous year as strong tributes fight to the death. Titus's Games. The description on the story will change on a regular basis to introduce some of the tributes and the story in a different way until I get it perfect.


Twilight Saga: The Characters (my interpretation - read in a sarcastic tone)

The Cullens ('vegetarian' vampires that are the antonym of vegetarian which eat animals although humans are their natural prey in some backfiring far-fetched way of making them the good guys):

Carlisle: C'mon, a vampire that is a doctor. I know he apparently has good self control, but can't anybody see that something is bound to go wrong sooner or later, even in New Moon where he demonstrated his restraint. It's just hard to believe (yup, hard to believe in a series of books where there are vampires that are not only unharmed by the sun, but sparkle in it like the typical disco ball - a more accurate description of these 'vampires' are Diamond Blood-Drinkers). Still, people have the right to a doctor that doesn't have even the slightest desire to suck the lifeblood from them. Just saying. I would not like a vampire doctor, even if he is the epitome of self-control. That is not prejudice. A vampire simply should not be a doctor.

Alice: A bubbly vampire who for no apparent reason likes shopping like the average teenage bimbo. You would have thought that a vampire who was born in 1901 and changed in 1920 would have been slightly more mature in over a hundred years of life. Her only redeeming feature is the fact that she can predict the future... except when it comes to shape-shifters, werewolfs, half vampire impossibilities... and I'm sure the list goes on. The only this she really can predict are vampires and humans, other than the many occurrences where she can't.

Let's skip to the main ones now; I am beginning to get bored with the Cullens.

Edward: A gay looking emo vampire who uses far too much hair gel. When I say 'emo', I mean seriously over the top emo. He goes on a rather excessive trip to Italy when he thinks his ex-girlfriend (who he had broken up with months before) is dead, asking for his life to be taken. For a vampire, he must have gone very slowly, as Alice and Bella manage to catch him up... just for him to get captured again. I can go on forever with this 'perfect' vampire's flaws but I'll just mention one more main one: he is a complete pervert. He watches her sleep long before they ever get together... and to make it worse, even though they look the same age Edward is 107 and Bella is 17 at this stage.

Bella: Some Mary-Sue character who is meant to be the main heroine, although if she was the only influence to the tweens reading the books the feminist movement would be set back many decades. She is klutzy, stupid, let's Edward almost own her, then begs to become a blood sucking monster (but to be fair, Stephanie Meyer is making it hard to despise vampires with eternal youth, superpowers, and being almost un-killable). At some point she becomes pregnant with monster spawn (after marriage; hidden message 1: no sex before marriage), nearly kills herself carrying it whilst refusing abortion (hidden message 2: argument for prolife) which I'm assuming in real life would have counted as an extreme reason. Is that really a good role model for the preteen girls that read the books? And it's a Mary-Sue character. Enough said about that. And just as we thought moral lessons were at an all time low, she becomes a vamp and happens to be the most powerful (close enough) vampire there is. Another bad lesson taught: let everybody walk over you, become reliant on your boyfriend for everything and do stupid things and you will become eternally beautiful, young and powerful.

The Volturi (the apparent baddies although Carlisle says they aren't. This just goes to prove that Twilight does not actually have any villains. Even Victoria and James were only doing what vampires do. But as this is a book series and there must be baddies, it is easy to tell by the colour of their eyes. Red-eyes drink human blood. Red eyes = bad. Golden eyes slaughter animals. Gold eyes = good. Hidden message 3: judge people/vamps/whatever by how they look.)

Aro: The one vampire in the movie adaptations that actually looks like a vampire. He is the leader of the what for some reason is commonly referred as the Vampire Mafia by some people, something I did not get at all until I put it together and realized another hidden message: (hidden message 4: Italian Vampires for the Italian Vampire Mafia... this seems even more racist then the eye colour one). He assembles his guard of vampires with superpowers, which sounds just like the start up to any X-men or Assemble movie, and uses them to protect him, terrorize people, and occasionally to bring forth actual justice. He himself has the ability to read any thought you ever had with a touch, a gift that is getting less and less significant as Facebook and Twitter become more overused.

Caius: Another joint leader, by which I mean he has less power than Aro but more than the guard, who is constantly angry about something or other (probably because he has less power than Aro and thought that it was a joint leadership). There might be some back story somewhere, but the twilight saga does not go into much detail... at all.

Marcus: That quiet other leader that rarely talks and everybody forgets about because he is not really prolific. That's all you can find out with the books. If you delve deeper and either read the Twilight Illustrated Guide (which I haven't), or spend about two minutes on twilight saga wiki, you find out that is because of... well, some long backstory that only people who like Twilight are interested in. Also he pulled that Bella/Edward fiasco after Aro killed his mate (which apparently he does not know it was Aro although they are always together... does no Volturi member except Aro know what is going on or something?) Hmm, I'm no Twilight wiz, but if he wanted to do that should he not have run off to the Romanians who hate the Volturi... Chelsea can't have been that powerful at the beginning when she was only starting out.

Chelsea: A vamp that can control the bonds between people who for some reason is not the leader of the Volturi. Forget about Jane and Alec, that is actually the most powerful gift there is. Nobody notices though. Apart from her name and that one scene at the end of Breaking Dawn, she is not mentioned at all. For some reason she does not try to lead the Volturi or anything, and is strangely loyal to Aro.

Corin: A random character that is not in the books at all as the author realized the above fact and added on a new character in the illustrated guide so it could be explained.

Jane: Even though Aro and the other leaders are the ones ordering it she seems to be the Twilight Saga's occasional main antagonist. She was a young teenager when she was turned, and has the ability to cause everybody else impossible pain. She did it on Edward (sarcastic gasp) when she tried to do it on Bella (another sarcastic gasp), but's let's be fair here, the two of them are incredibly annoying. Jane is actually a cool character, more so than many of the other ones.

Alec: Jane's twin brother, who apparently has a good Volturi offense power which is... a slow mist even a human can outrun that only dulls your senses when it touches you. I guess it is not all bad though, it would probably work well if you weren't trying to flee. And why in the world would you try to flee when the so-called Vampire Mafia are coming after you to kill you...?

More later, whenever I feel like updating.


Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE


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Let's eat, Gramma!

Let's eat Gramma!

PUNCTUATION SAVES LIVES.


WARNING: Do not annoy the writer.

She may put you in a book and kill you.


Cleaning my room:

1% cleaning

30% complaining

69% playing with stuff I just found


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Kiss Me Till I Die by Snowberryxoxo reviews
People you drain for blood are supposed to stay dead, right? They're not supposed to serve you tea the following day and being able to resist compulsion... Or so Kol thought until he attempted killing the 17-year-old Beth, who seems to be able to resist more than just his compulsion. {Kol/OC, Partly AH}
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 251,852 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12h - Published: 8/2/2013 - Kol M., OC
All Is Lost, All Is Dead by AnonymousVDAddict reviews
No one ever expected Kol to die. Thus, the Originals never even imagined what it would be like to lose the girl that would die with him. Elijah is lost. Klaus is lured into New Orleans. The Original family has never seemed so broken. *A continuation of FORBIDDEN TO REMEMBER & SILENCE CHANGES, with my OC Hayley.* *Do not read unless you've read both, you will be sadly lost*
Originals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 149,449 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Klaus M., Elijah M., Rebekah M., Hayley Marshall
Weight of Living by songtoyou reviews
Kol has been stuck on the other side since his untimely demise. On the eve of graduation, he is offered a second chance at life. However, it will come at a price. How will Kol's siblings feel about his return? Will the youngest male Mikaelson side with his family, or cause trouble all his own in NOLA? Read to find out!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,135 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Kol M., OC] Klaus, Rebekah
Family Game Night by Wreckless Righter reviews
Elijah wants his siblings to partake in a Family Game Night each week in an effort to bring them together as a family again. Unfortunately, a Game Night with The Originals tends to cause a bit of chaos!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,133 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 7/31/2012 - [Klaus, Caroline F.] Kol M.
Steel by Lulubird reviews
The Capitol has taken everything from Enobaria, and now it is time she returns the favour. Part 3 of Enobaria: Snow, Blood and Steel. Follows Canon. Time: Post 74th HG - end of Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,332 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Enobaria, Clove, Cashmere, Other tributes
Two Lost Souls by Moultipass1 reviews
Unable to cope with his son's death, Klaus turns off his humanity. Elijah and Rebekah try to make him turn it back on but face failure after failure. Fearing he's lost to them, they decide to enlist Caroline's help in a last desperate attempt. Their plan is put in jeopardy when a surprise awaits Elijah in Mystic Falls.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 208,067 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The Scars Remain by DragonFlame91 reviews
"Death was not the end for her, just another adventure". Riley Gilbert is the cousin of Elena and Jeremy who left Mystic Falls years ago and always knew about the supernatural world. After a near-death encounter with a vampire, she returns and finds out that her family has kept many secrets from her, including the reason why vampires are dangerously attracted to her blood.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 236,714 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Elijah, Klaus, OC
The Mute Lockwood by xo.Charlotte.xo reviews
Jessie Lockwood, Tyler's little sister also a mute since she was born. Follow Jessie through the adventures of being a mute, meeting vampires, werewolves, witches and being in love with a arrogant, handsome Original from the past that she doesn't remember. Jessie faces her family and friends dying, being in love all over again and getting drunk while not getting a detention. Kol/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 326,150 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Kol M., Klaus - Complete
Love is Weakness by BrilliantBrunettte reviews
Athena Laud, District 2's tribute for the 75th annual Hunger Games. She is lethal. She is fierce. She is looking for a chance to prove that she is more than a sniveling ex-lover of the 73rd victor Cato Porcius. What she doesn't know is the boy who broke her heart did so to save her from the trap she was so forcefully walking into.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,348 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Cato, OC] [Katniss E., Peeta M.]
Fall Into the River by Oisin55 reviews
"Oh, no, not Cecelia," gasped Effie Trinket as the woman from District 8 walked up to the stage after her children were torn from her. This is the woman that even Effie felt for. This is the soft-spoken, shy young girl who became one of the deadliest tributes in Hunger Games history. This is Cecelia Rheys. This is the Fifty-Seventh Annual Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,335 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Cecelia - Complete
English Tourists by angbac reviews
Traveling to Mystic Falls against her better judgment, Audrey Ashby expects her trip to be short and sweet, but a shocking revelation causes her stay to be extended. Whilst she navigates through a whirlwind of high school dramas to life and death crises, she gains the unwanted affection of a certain Original who confuses, frustrates and charms her beyond words.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,549 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Kol M.
Convergence by There Are Only Clocks reviews
When Cato's heart gurgles back to life, President Snow finds himself with three victors. Eventual Cato x Katniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,848 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 3/29/2012 - [Cato, Katniss E.]
Volturi Reflections by Fictionstv reviews
Aro tells the story of Twilight and New Moon to Marcus and Caius. The two Volturi question and comment on Aro's story in disbelief and horror.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Aro, Bella, Caius, Marcus
Eternity by IamCharliedaughterofPoseidon reviews
After I'd stepped inside the glass tube, I turned to him and pressed three fingers to my lips, holding them out towards his figure. "What does that mean?" I heard him ask, though his words were muffled. "It means goodbye to someone you love." I answered simply and readied myself for my unavoidable death. CatoXOC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,095 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Cato, Other tributes
Still Doll by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
*Complete* Silas decided to break her. So she cracked like glass beneath his fists. Now, with Caroline unable to feel and unwilling to listen to her friends, it will be up to Klaus to put her back together before Silas successfully moulds her into his dark queen. AU after 4x17
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,957 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Blood by Lulubird reviews
In 'Snow' Enobaria Reyes survived her family and the Hunger Games, but in 'Blood' she will be faced with a whole new world of danger. She may have learned to protect herself against the merciless world, but can she protect the one person who means everything to her, especially when they don't seem to want her protection anymore. Part two of Snow, Blood and Steel.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,629 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 3/11/2013 - [Clove, Cato] Enobaria, Other tributes
A Promise Forgiven but Never Forgotten by maevelin reviews
It was time for the last dance to be collected into a faded dream. And as his unbroken promise would come to its end all he would have to remember was that something unseen doesn't mean it has to be forgotten. Klaroline one shot. AU/Tragedy.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Caroline F., Klaus] - Complete
Something Left to Save by Lorata reviews
(Six weeks after Brutus carries Petra from the car to her new home in the Victors' Village, she asks him to kill her.) A mentor should always know what to do. But twenty years of experience don't mean anything when Brutus' girl comes home after the all-maces year with a shattered pelvis and empty eyes.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Brutus, Lyme - Complete
you can love me later if you hate me now by Lorata
A mentor's job doesn't end when they pull their tribute out of the Arena. For District Two, especially, the real stuff begins now. But Brutus, who won his Games based on strength and stubbornness, figures weakness is for other people.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Brutus - Complete
Sponsorship by Esyla reviews
Cato won the 73rd Hunger Games but they broke something inside of him and left him a shell of a person. Now finds he can't help but want to help the girl on fire and she finds that maybe she understands this broken boy better than she thinks. Drabble like in nature. New cover from Haymilee on Tumblr.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 83,301 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Death becomes her by sofia313 reviews
Sonja is a sister of Tatia. She doesn't expect much from her future until one night she runs into bloodthirsty Mikael. That should be the end but it's just the beginning of her journey.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 137,310 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Kol M., Klaus, Elijah
Battle Royale International by Bolshevik-Babe
Shiroiwa Junior High School Third Year Class B, Kagawa Prefecture has never been chosen for the Program. Relieved, Shogo has begun to come out of his shell and make friends. The Republic of Greater East Asia and allies have organized an international Program with students from each nation. Students are selected randomly and updates will be televised. Book/mangaverse.
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,374 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Noriko N., Shogo K., Shinji M.
Breaking Down The Walls by Debilitate reviews
Bella, abandoned by Edward and turned by Victoria, is determined to become someone else. Desperate to turn her pain into something useful, like a new persona, she joins the Volturi guard. While she goes out on missions she becomes closer to the various members and in time, finds something she didn't know she was looking for, and certainly not with the person it happened with.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,297 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bella, Jane
Finding Asylum by Only If You Wish It reviews
Set post-FAYZ. After the dome came down, Drake was swept away to court and then placed in California's Psychiatric Facility, where he's been left to rot for the last year. A nearby school's community assignment, however, might reintroduce him to a familiar face. No "Light" Spoilers.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,182 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Diana L., Drake M. - Complete
When the sky caught fire by Ellyn92 reviews
We all know what happened when the arena was destroyed: Katniss was saved, alongside Beetee and Finnick. But what happened to Peeta and Johanna? They are left behind in an arena, as bait for the Capitol. Did they try to run? How did they feel when they realized no one would be coming back for them?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 35,769 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Johanna M., Annie C.
Reckoner by MiSSxMELON reviews
"You have an answer for me?" he says, and he gives me that intense look again, as if he's trying to read my mind. "Yes," I say, and I don't know why this feels so terribly wrong, but it does. "My answer is yes." / UPDATED 5/5/13.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,907 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Fuel on the Fire by Sailing for my Dreams reviews
Waverly Mongelle, victor of the 70th hunger games, has been angry ever since her brother died. So when Plutarch asks for her help in the revolution, she agrees. But what will happen when the plan involves her fake marriage to the very person that killed her brother? And why is Plutarch so concerned about the third Quarter Quell? R&R! (OCxOC Everlark,Finnie, canon pairings)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,263 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Finnick O., Plutarch H., OC
SYOT: 30TH ANNUAL HUNGER GAMES by StayingHopefulx reviews
This is a SYOT. Please, please submit a tribute. All of the information is on my profile. I will be updating every day.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Pres. Snow
Adventures In Mentoring by NewNickyCage reviews
If the Quarter Quell had been different, how would your favorite characters mentor and interact with other victors? Katniss and Peeta have to keep up their star crossed lover routine, and Finnick and Johanna help them adjust to life as Victors.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,709 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Finnick O., Johanna M., Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Realisation of Freedom by caisha702 reviews
The whole of Panem knows Cashmere from District One died in the Victor's Quarter Quell...but what if she didn't? AU (and the 'fourth book in the trilogy!)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,893 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Cashmere
Scar Tissue by gethsemane342 reviews
At the Quarter Quell, the scars of twenty-four victors begin to ache.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Other tributes, Enobaria, Wiress, Cecelia - Complete
The Mockingjay Pin by saxanet12 reviews
The pin was why, when Peeta confessed his love for Katniss, Haymitch vowed to bring the Star-crossed Lovers of District Twelve home together. And the pin was why, after the Rebellion, children no longer had to die bloody deaths in the Arena like Maysilee, drink away their problems like Haymitch, or live half-dead from sadness, waiting for God to finish the job, like me.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Mrs. U, Haymitch A., Maysilee D., Mrs. E. - Complete
What Happened in New Orleans by Pied Flycatcher reviews
The secret is out. Thanks to Katherine, all but one of the Originals are dead, and the hunters are closing in. Nothing seems to rouse Elijah from his grief-stricken stupor. Until another doppelgänger appears. Elijah/Elena, Season 4 AU.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,240 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - [Elena G., Elijah] Katherine - Complete
Valley of the Dolls by TeenIdle17 reviews
Perhaps the Capitol's greatest defining feature is its arrogance. No one can defy what the Capitol wants. What if the Gamemakers had been...lazy...in their wording of the infamous rule change in the 74th Hunger Games? "One boy and one girl will win this year's games." Katniss and Peeta are no longer technically a package deal. If Cato wins instead...what will happen?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,883 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Cato, Katniss E.
Monster and the Martyr by Bitumz reviews
Their meeting had been written in history long before any scholar scrawled within bindings. It had been set in stone a thousand years ago, destined to happen through a series of trials and tribulations that did nothing but create an unseverable bond between them though they had been created solely to tear them both apart. Elena/Elijah centric. Slight AU. (NOW COMPLETE!)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,870 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - [Elena G., Elijah] - Complete
To Love a Beast by Lorata reviews
Most parents of Career victors are happy to distance themselves from the monsters their children have become. Brutus, victor of the 49th, is no different - or is he? His Games through the eyes of the mother who swore to love whatever walked out of the Arena, regardless of what happened, whether her son wants her to or not. [COMPLETE]
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Brutus - Complete
Project Hunger Games by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the first Hunger Games film.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,551 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013
Forbidden to Remember by AnonymousVDAddict reviews
Begins after 3x13. Elijah has a secret he's successfully kept from everyone, even the stealth and dangerous Klaus. A girl by the name of Hayley, his secret love. But how was he able to keep her such a mystery? Elijah/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 120,476 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Elijah - Complete
Avengers: Truth or Dare by Team Damon reviews
All they really want to do is just go to sleep after the week they've had, but thanks to Thor's roof-destroying antics and Tony's creative imagination, they end up playing Truth or Dare while getting as drunk as humanly - and not so humanly - possible.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Maddie Rose reviews
"Every death you see haunts you. It plagues your dreams. You are never safe from what you've done in that arena, and to be honest, I don't think you should be. It would be way too easy to forget the people you've killed, the lives you've destroyed. I was a Career, and some of the things I did during those Games were the actions of a monster." Gloss/OC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,212 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - [Gloss, OC] Cashmere - Complete
meddlers by ribbons-blue reviews
In which Kol, Klaus, and Finn decide to interfere in Elijah's love life. Because what else are little brothers good for? [Elijah x Elena]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,481 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [Elena G., Elijah]
Snow by Lulubird reviews
Sometimes people don't bother to look beyond the blades and the teeth and the cold, black eyes. Everyone has something they're fighting for...or someone, and Enobaria is fighting for her little sister. She is fighting for Clove. Part 1 of the 'Snow, Blood and Steel: Enobaria' Trilogy.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,790 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Enobaria, Clove, Cato - Complete
Turning Tables by Crime Scene Fairy reviews
Erik glared at her. "You haven't even heard my plan yet." "I don't need to. It involves boats and a sociopathic doctor. It won't end well." With a partner in his vendetta against Shaw, Erik Lensherr thought things would change. He was right. Erik/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,290 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, OC
Johanna Mason: They Will Never See Me Cry by Arowana Flounder reviews
71st, 73rd, 74th and 75th Annual Hunger Games as experienced by Johanna Mason and her friend Finnick Odair.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 97 - Words: 216,566 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Johanna M., Finnick O. - Complete
Cruelest Fate by LadyGigglesalot reviews
He was supposed to have years with her, time to love her, cherish her, hold her. He had planned to marry her someday, start a family with her. Unfortunately, fate had other plans. Rated T to be safe, there are a few implied adult situations. T is being VERY safe. Warning: Character death (follows canon)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Gloss, Glimmer - Complete
The Story of Annie and Finnick by LRoseC reviews
The entire journey of Annie and Finnick, starting the day that Finnick is reaped for the 65th Hunger Games to the aftermath of the revolution. True to books. Happy (albeit bittersweet) ending that doesn't have to do with the son (entirely).
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 218,162 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C., Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
52 years, 4 months, 9 days by samcarter34 reviews
After killing Alexander and the other members of The Five, Klaus is stricken with horrifying visions. This is the tale of his time under the thrall of the most sickening and twisted of punishments
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Klaus - Complete
Originality Much? by WrittenWithPencils reviews
Happy cliche fanfic Hunger Games, and may the odds be never in your favor!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
Future Trauma by secooper87 reviews
When the endangered animal Planet Express is delivering gets loose, and whole cities begin dying at once on the planet Doom, Leela, Fry, and Bender must rely on help from a strange man wearing a pinstripe suit, who might be - horror of all horrors! - a bigger thief and liar than Bender! Oh no!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,345 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, Bender R. - Complete
Silence Changes by AnonymousVDAddict reviews
Avery was thrown into Mystic Falls under the worse circumstances. The dangers of the town try to remain a secret. But it's an idea that becomes a challenge when Kol meddles with her life. Connected&Intertwined with Forbidden to Remember, my other story. Kol/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 125,798 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Kol M. - Complete
Fearless and Free by Europa22 reviews
One-shot "Everyone thinks I'm a little twit. Everyone thinks that I made one of the largest mistakes a girl in the Hunger Games could make. Everyone is wrong."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Other tributes, Cecelia - Complete
A Tale Of two Drunks by Hellsleprechaun reviews
Kol and Stefan both seem to have disappeared, the boarding house has been trashed and all the alcohol is gone. This is not a good day for Damon. He, Elijah, Klaus and Rebekah have to try and work out what has happened to their respective brothers, while a very drunk Kol and Stefan are wandering freely around Mystic Falls.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Kol M., Stefan S. - Complete
What is a Google? by DammitimmaD reviews
Just a One-Shot of what might have happened in Bringing Out the Dead. Elijah spends the evening explaining the twenty-first century to his little brother.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Elijah, Kol M. - Complete
Only a Kid by Isabella Auditore reviews
Brianna's only a kid. She may be 'The Breeze', but she's still only a kid. Drake/Brianna pairing. One-chapter only. Suitable for all apart from Drake's sick mind. :
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Brianna/The Breeze, Drake M. - Complete
The Doctor's Reflection by Nirah reviews
In his rage, the Doctor imprisoned the Family of Blood forever, sealing one of them in a mirror. Time changes all beings, especially if it's time spend with the Doctor, and the relfection in your mirror sees everything. Covers seasons 3 and 4.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/11/2012 - 10th Doctor, Lucy C./Sister-of-Mine - Complete
Perplexed by starzee reviews
Klaus and Rebekah kidnap Caroline after senior prank night. Klaus just can't figure the baby vampire out... she's just so... so... perplexing. *NOTE: This was completely written before the other Originals were introduced, so I made up my own other Originals. No, I'm not changing them to fit Kol/Finn/Ester into the story because I'd have to rewrite and Michael is not their father.*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,963 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Caroline F., Klaus
Sunday Morning Coming Down by Phoenix Refrain reviews
The story of a morphling. Everyone has a story. There's more to her then what she became.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Peeta M., Female Morphling - Complete
Your Choice, My Destiny by SharonD03 reviews
Six years hasn't dimmed Bella's memory of the Cullen family. Now, with the Volturi set on destroying the coven, can Bella save them. Will her mysterious friend Di, help or hinder her cause? Love may arise in the most unexpected of places. AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,501 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Marcus
Liar by gethsemane342 reviews
Five lies Blight Smith told before his death in the Quarter Quell
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Blight, Johanna M. - Complete
The Dream of Freedom by caisha702 reviews
Gloss once said Snow can only take our minds if we let him. Then the rebellion plot failed and I began to give up. But giving up means he's won and I promised I'd never let that happen. So I dream a dream of freedom and tell myself to never let go.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 222,864 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Cashmere, Gloss - Complete
All's fair in love and war by MrsMojoRising reviews
Aro feels threaten by the Cullen's coven and knows to keep his friends close but his enemies closer. A trip to Forks to renew old friendships turns into something he didn't expect when a certain human becomes involved. Rated M: It may get racy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,458 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Aro, Emily - Complete
A Wolf's Bane by A Red Moon reviews
Caroline Forbes – she was unlike anything he had ever come into contact with before. If the moon was his curse, then the sun was his salvation – and he believed one-hundred percent, without a doubt, that Caroline was his sun. A retelling of Season 2.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,639 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L.
Really Seeing by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
Tod/Kaylee, spoilers for Reaper and Soul to Steal. "I guess she's just too busy seeing Nash to really see me." Tod's thoughts on the way he sees Kayle, the way Nash sees her, and the way she sees both of them.
Soul Screamers series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
The Illusion of Freedom by caisha702 reviews
I volunteered for the 66th Hunger Games because I thought my victory would set me free. But freedom is just a word, an illusion that can never be reality for someone like me. I was a fool, and now I will have to pay the price. Cashmere's POV continued
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 167,777 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Cashmere, Gloss - Complete
A Hollow Victory by Taywen reviews
The trials and tribulations of Enobaria's life, from pre-62nd Hunger Games to post-Mockingjay. Enobaria-centric, no pairings. Rated for some language, themes, etc.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Enobaria, Brutus - Complete
Twenty Four Victors, Twenty Four Tributes by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
"Twenty-Four Victors, Twenty-Four Tributes: Meet Your Quarter Quell Contestants." This is how they survived and why they died.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Finnick O., Wiress - Complete
Everything Ends by EllieCullen0413 reviews
"Do I tell her that the three of us had caused more uproar in this world than it had ever seen before?" What went on behind the Volturi's closed doors? Some guard members still think they're out for good - what happens when they find out they're not? N.M
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Corin, Edward
The Beauty of Freedom by caisha702 reviews
History will remember me as the first to be chosen for the Victor's Quarter Quell. It will forget that my story has a beginning as well as an end, but a beginning it has and this is it. This is the 66th Hunger Games. This is my story - Cashmere's POV
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 132,048 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Cashmere, Gloss - Complete
Rhythm of Four by Luuuurve reviews
A drumming madman prophesies the deaths of sixteen trillion, while in London, the crashed police box in her parking space becomes the least of Dr Alice Quick's worries, when the self-proclaimed alien running amok in her hospital spirits her away. 11th Dr.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,657 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - 11th Doctor, The Master
Black Lotus by Nakosha reviews
Kawada Shogo awakens to find himself directly in the middle of the Greater East Asia Republic's best kept secret: a resistance group that seeks to rescue the players of the world's most dangerous game...and destroy it forever.
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Shogo K.
Completely Smashed by Ladybug21 reviews
Oneshot. Pre DMC: What would have happened if Jack had found our dear former Commodore Norrington on Tortuga and gotten him totally drunk? Not really slashy, but I suppose if you stood on your head you could see it that way if you really wanted to..
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2007 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
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Twilight Vs The Hunger Games reviews
A direct comparison of the two. Do you really think they aren't related at all? No? For instance, there are similarities between Gale and Jacob, and this whole fake love triangle thing... read to find out more.
Crossover - Twilight & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Bella, Edward, Katniss E., Peeta M.
Leaving It Unlit reviews
It's always been there, in the air. The slightest spark, and everything would erupt. The slightest spark, and the districts would rebel against the Capitol. The 69th Hunger Games are approaching. Strong tributes will fight until only one remains. From the perspective of both the tributes and the mentors. Sequel of Three Girls, though can be read alone.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,541 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Cecelia, Gloss, Titus, OC
The Plot of the Hunger Games in 200 Words or Less reviews
Yes, one of these again. You've seen this for Twilight, now it is the Hunger Games's turn. The plot of the Hunger Games, summed up in under 200 words parodying all the way, without any of the unnecessary babble. Well, it is under 200 words. See for yourself, and don't forget to review.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Cinna, Katniss E., Peeta M., Rue
A Complete Idiot's Guide To Writing A Hunger Games Fanfiction reviews
Welcome to the HG story archives. This is a guide/story on how to write a cliché filled fanfiction which has been done a million times before, so much so that new clichés had to be invented for it. Don't worry, you'll get a lot of reviews. Providing you aren't too original. After all, there are so many stories of the same topic. They must be doing something right... right?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Brutus, Bristel
The 75th Hunger Games Ultimate Parody reviews
A direct parody of the 75th Hunger Games pointing out the illogical parts... lots and lots of illogical parts. Finnick and Katniss talking for ages without being attacked at the Cornucopia and more. You'll be left thinking: really, is that actually what we are expected to believe? Also includes the Careers planning the attack on the Cornucopia which gained them nothing at all...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Katniss E., Finnick O., Johanna M., Gloss
Three Girls reviews
The 68th Hunger Games from the points of view of the girls from Districts 1, 3 and 8. Who will win? Unlikely alliances form as an epic fight to the death gets on the way. There can only be one Victor. Reviews much appreciated. Previously hurt/comfort/angst.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,848 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Other tributes, OC - Complete
How To Win The Hunger Games reviews
"I was going to find a way to win the Hunger Games. Whether or not that also meant being a Victor, I was not certain." From the moment her name was called, Mimi Catalpa knew she was going to find a way to win. But for her, winning does not mean the same thing as it does to everybody else. She knows a little too much for that. Finnick/OC friendship.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Other tributes, Finnick O., Blight, OC
The Plot of Twilight in 150 Words or Less reviews
What the title says. The plot of all five parts of the Twilight saga, one per chapter, each under 150 words. Well, you might have guessed by the genre that this is another humour/parody story. Interested yet? Read on!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jacob, James - Complete
The Careers - Analysis reviews
For tributes that had trained all their lives they certainly went down rather easily... mostly killed by Katniss the Magnificent herself. Want a simple analysis of the details. Read here... don't forget to comment.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Cato, Brutus, Gloss, Marvel - Complete
Creepy Edward reviews
Do you think Edward is incredibly creepy? Do you think he is far from the 'perfect guy' the saga deems him to be? Well, so do I. Read on to find out more. Needless to say that this is not a story for Edward lovers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Bella, Edward
Taking Down the Volturi reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn. The Romanians see that the Volturi is not unbeatable as they did not try to beat the army the Cullens had amassed as witnesses. They try again to build there own army, whilst also taking down the Volturi from within. Who really holds the Volturi together? It is time to get rid of Chelsea...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Chelsea, Vladimir
How the Breaking Dawn Plot Could Have Been Solved Within Minutes reviews
Exactly what the title says. Seriously, the final fight scene, although there was no actual fight, was dramatic, but there were so many simpler ways that it could have gone down. The main plot of Breaking Dawn could have been solved, literally, within minutes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Alice, Aro, Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Ultimate New Moon Parody - Volturi Scene reviews
Feel dissatisfied with the end of New Moon, or thought: wait, somebody should parody this? Well, the parody is here. It sort of follows the storyline - after all, it has to leave room for an Eclipse sequel. Rated T because I am paranoid, but if I can change it to a lower rating someone message me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Aro, Bella, Edward, Jane - Complete
Ultimate Mario Parody reviews
Parody of Mario from other perspectives. I mean, if you think about it, isn't Mario invading Bowser's land every time he 'rescues' the princess. And I mean 'rescues', because with all of her guards, is it really possible that she gets kidnapped so frequently? If so, she would have rather useless guards...
Mario - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Mario, Peach, Bowser, Bowser Jr.
Tulip's Tale reviews
The girl from District 12, Tulip, considers her road to the Hunger Games as the clock counts down. She knows she isn't going to win. After all, nobody from District 12 ever does. Corresponds with my other Hunger Games stories.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Haymitch A., Other tributes - Complete