Author has written 98 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Lizzie McGuire.
Hello, we are hyper and love you all. Teehee! We love hobos! Whoohoo! Hobos rule! dies This is a shared account. Elaine and Holly are the most amazing writers ever. flies away
Here's a song for your enjoyment:
There's a monkey in my pocket
It's stealing all my change
It's stare is blank and glassy
And I think it is deraa-aaa-aaanged
I hope you enjoyed the amazingness of the song now go read and review our stories! dances
Some of you may recognise some of our more recent stories as they were posted on fanfiction.net many, many years ago on a different account and in another life! But they were cruelly and evilly deleted by the people and fanfiction who apparently did not understand our incredible comic genius. But we have returned and are back for revenge! Despite losing one member of our team we are stronger, better and funnier than ever!
Just in case any of you need convincing that our stories are amazing and that you should read them we have decided to post some very short stories on here to give you a taste of our ultimate, unmatched, awesome, writing skills in the field of comedy.
This is also necessary because if we tried to post these fics on the actual site as stories they would most probably be deleted and we would be banned as they are too short to be posted as stories on their own.
More may be added as I discover more hidden in my bedroom, enjoy:
One day Artemis became garbled in the Ionosphere.
"Tee hee" said Root, poking his nose.
One day Root became Radioactive and started glowing.
Artemis Passes Wind
FART Artemis passed wind.
Now that you have read and appreciated these fabulous stories, read our actual stories and appreciate our true and total genius! For we are the greatest comedy writers ever! MWAHAHAHA!!!
NAVET ENORMES!!! i.e. Giant Turnips for those of you who are not as educated in the beautiful but slightly froggish language of French.
~ A Penguin Named Jim a.k.a Holly and Elaine a.k.a Holly B and Sheen Rox a.k.a the best writers ever a.k.a Your One And Only God!!!