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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,486 - Reviews: 6235 - Favs: 9,856 - Follows: 10,497 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Family Matters by supremegreendragon reviews
Just a bunch of FACE short stories. Dealing with little Matthew and Alfred is tough. Well, not so much Matthew... FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 36,142 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 11/13/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
Virginia's Going To Kill Us by The Rambler13 reviews
A series of oneshots about my states from my story 50 States of Crazy, ranging from humorous to historical, with occasional appearances by the countries. Rated T for possible future violence and drunken-ness. Cover image by the lovely Fruitstogether.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,772 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - America
It's Just Business by ratsister reviews
1920 Chicago. The Mafioso & devoted Capo v. the U.S Agent, the Bolshevik soldier, & a complex world of enemies & family. The only thing certain in a world of violence & crime: not everyone will come out alive. Ger/Ita, Rus/Ame, Pru/Can. AU, Human names
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 306,159 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
What We Are by Maniac-Elle reviews
They are mutants, first and foremost, but they are still teenage boys. X-Men AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,451 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - [England/Britain, America]
50 Games that are Banned from World Meetings by TheEmberGirl reviews
World Meetings can be rather tedious, so who can blame the nations for playing games in them? Only, some games should have never been taken into the meeting room in the first place... Rated T for some of the nations' potty mouths...and France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,165 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
Shift by aph meme reviews
Feliciano struggles. (Trigger warning for a non-graphic eating disorder.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Just Take My Hand by Half Demon Alchemist reviews
Feliciano Vargas and Ludwig Beilschmidt had been dating for over six months by the time Feliciano realized Ludwig had never learnt how to dance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Utopia by CreamPuffBunny reviews
Dark Hetalia AU. Feliciano is an innocent human forced to house five powerful demons while they plan to conquer the mortal world using his life force and body as a vessel. Will Feliciano find a way to escape the dark clutches of the Abyss? Or will his relationship with a demon duke change the course of his life for all eternity? GerIta (main) Full summary inside. Multiple pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 273,282 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] [America, Russia] - Complete
Forget Me Not Blue by PlanetOfTheWeepingWillow reviews
What is the human's greatest possession? Memory, of course. Oh, and time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Deadly Kiss by Mochi Bounce reviews
Arthur Kirkland was a vampire that was lonely, but until he had met a certain American that will change his life. Contains: USUK, Human/Vampire AU. (being edited)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Crack Headcanons by Dammit Kirito reviews
Random headcanons, will contain crack but will also have some serious ones. Warning: Chapters will be extremely short but will gradually get longer. And don't take these headcanons seriously XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014
50 States of Crazy by The Rambler13 reviews
The world conference building has been destroyed, and that means the meeting now has to take place at America's house... Uh-oh. In come the states! ...and what the heck are they doing? T purely out of paranoia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,483 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - America - Complete
Italia With a Shotgun by Merwholocked628 reviews
If you asked any of the countries to describe Italy, brave, fierce and courageous are not the words they'd use, except one, Germany, because Italy saved his life once and he'll never forget that. My OC and my friend's OC in here.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Complete
Corruptive Power by Ice Queen and Hero reviews
A certain Prussian tricks a very gullible Italian into following what he says, while falsely promising friendship and love. Human names used. No particular ship. Rated T for various themes, including murder, torture, and war. New chapters added and previous chapters updated. Now can be happily proclaimed as a completed work.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,239 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Prussia - Complete
A Clingy Boy now Stuck for 15 Years by ThatOneGirl1091 reviews
I've been sending these love poems to you for 15 years now. And still no reply./\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Rated T for very slight fluff and boy x boy. UkUs UsUk oneshot AmericaxEngland EnglandxAmerica.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
And So It Goes by The Goliath Beetle reviews
Gakuen AU. Antonio is depressed after Roderich cheats on him, leaving Lovino to pick up the pieces. Meanwhile, Matthew is spending too much time with Gilbert's old bully, Ivan, and Francis has a really bad case of nostalgia. -Spamano, established PruCan, FrUK, and some GerIta. Plus, BTT friendship- Multi-chapter. Warnings: Language, dark themes, adult references.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 88,697 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] France, Prussia - Complete
Progress by ApocalypticalKitten reviews
"Why couldn't Ivan just stay calm for once, instead of flying off the handle? Natalya was already depressed, and on the verge of being suicidal, why couldn't Ivan see that Natalya was only pestering him because she cared?" Dysfunctional family AU. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Complete
I'll Come Back For You by canadasoatmeal reviews
Francis Bonnefoy spends his last day with his son, Matthieu before he has to hand him over to Arthur Kirkland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2014
Hetalia Kids by Phoenixette101 reviews
Some of my favorite pairings and their future kids. I wish. Might be a cliched story. But, please read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,535 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Complete
Surprise! by The Rambler13 reviews
A short 4th of July fic, starring the states from my story "50 States of Crazy". Will most likely be edited later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2014 - America - Complete
Father dear by ApocalypticalKitten reviews
Short poem for the boy who is always forgotten. Happy birthday Matthew Williams.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Canada
Nightmare by Alexander Ryan reviews
In which Italy has a nightmare involving a voice speaking to him... GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Just Friends? by madelynrichardss reviews
What if Jace and Clary grew up and were best friends? Clary's still shy and Jace is still a player/man whore. What were to happen if Jace asks Clary to help him get with a new girl and she agrees? Will they stay just friends or will they realize there might be something more? Obviously I suck at Summaries! First FanFic. Rated T for language and some sexual concepts (; *Mundane*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,899 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Breathe Me by MapleTreeway reviews
"God I'm so fat." "No, Alfred. You're not. You're –" "Stop it! I am and you know it! The whole world knows! Just stop okay?" Trigger Warning, Human AU, and F.A.C.E. Family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,161 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia, France - Complete
The Endless Boy by writerofthelord reviews
Allison's pens are always running out of ink. But. Well. Scott McCall never runs out of smiles.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Allison A., Scott M. - Complete
Heat by Ria Jellyfish reviews
2ptalia. AU. Luiciano is sick of going through the loop after so many years... Now he'll take matters into his own hands. Warnings: Character death, though that should be a given. Based on the song 'Kagerou/Heat-Haze Days.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, Parallel Nations - Complete
Heart by Heart (original) by Wisterian Princess reviews
Jonathan/Sebastian kills Clary in front of Jace- or so he thinks. Clary's body was never found. Clary was rescued by a group of Shadowhunters from the future, who trained her for two years and give her a disguise rune. Clary comes to live at the Institute again under a new name and can't tell Jace or anyone who she really is. She now has to conceal her feelings for him.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,171 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] OC - Complete
A Mechanic's Car by Mrs. Procrastination reviews
"A car was only as good as its owner was. Wealthy people owned sleek, unscratched cars with leather seats and crystal clear glass. Poor people owned beat up, dented in, scratched up cars. If you really observed someones car, you could tell just what kind of person they were. Ludwig, however, was unique. He was a mechanic, soon to meet his better half."[[GerIta Smut, but fluffy too
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Shades of Innocence by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Feliciano Vargas was just a man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sent down for a crime he didn't commit; Italy meets and falls for a German inmate who is imprisoned for life for an unspeakable crime. An unlikely bond is formed between these two and Feliciano discovers that there's more to this heartless criminal than meets the eye. Gerita, USUK, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,302 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Top Twenty Ways To Tick Off Dipper Pines by fruityreaper reviews
Wanna annoy your favorite mystery hunter? Try using this list as a guide! I OWN NOTHING.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Dipper P. - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4462 - Favs: 6,900 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Damn Italian Curls by joyouswolves reviews
You remember that scene in Episode 23 right? With Italy and Romano in bed...they get their curls tangled. Well...this is what I think happened next. A bit of Spamano mixed in as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Root of Attraction by whitetyger123 reviews
Born blind, Feliciano decides to get a seeing eye dog. But when he meets the trainer, he gets more than he had hoped for! Co-written with Verboten Byacolate. Ludwig/Feliciano, yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Through These Albino Eyes by Flashback 1701 reviews
Gilbert is struggling to support himself and his kid brother, Ludwig, and if that weren't enough, he's surrounded by ghosts only he can see. Life can't possibly get any more chaotic until he runs into an old friend and everything spirals out of control.AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,920 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Vermilion by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
*Dark!Germany/Dark!Italy* A darker story of Germany and Italy during WWII.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Much of Madness, More of Sin by All-About-That-Ace reviews
It had happened almost a year ago. The wizard competition had just ended and they had risen into a different world then the one they'd left. Mortals had discovered the existence of wizards… and they were not happy.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - [Alex R., Mason] - Complete
A Broken Toy Soldier by Flashback 1701 reviews
When Ludwig returns home from war, he's been broken. Now, minus a limb and searching for inner peace, he and Feliciano share daily struggles and this moment of tenderness. AU. Amputee/Soldier!LudwigxFeliciano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Seven Pieces of Chalk by Lady Charity reviews
Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,737 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Stay With You by George deValier reviews
Germany lies defeated and alone in the aftermath of the Battle of Berlin... but not everyone has abandoned him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Warning: May Irritate Harry Potter Characters by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
Ever wanted to know how to cause the Harry Potter characters to spontaneously combust? No? Ah, well - I've decided to tell you anyway. Ten ways to annoy the heck out of each Harry Potter character... read, enjoy, and please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008
In Another Life reviews
Sometimes people fall in love against what they are supposed to do. Be the princess that was Louise's job. Be good, marry well, and put on the mask. But that failed when Alice came into the picture. Alice is different, she brought color into a world that, to Louise, was made up of dull shades of gray. Nyo GerIta AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 3/18/2015 - N. Italy, Germany