So little about me :)

So my names Hena,

- figure skating is my passion

- I love to write and I hope to one day write a novel.

- I also play the clarinet in band at school and have for three years now.

- My favorite color is blue (I liked it even before i got into PJO).

- My birthday is July 12th (*epic moment* just like Annabeth).

- I have one sibling and her name is Aida.

- One of my best friends is a SERIOUS fandom obsesser, say Jack Frost or even Hiccup she will start screaming.

- My main language is Bosnian, not English, but I try my hardest to use proper grammar.

Random Joke Stories...

God Jokes:

1. An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!..." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw ... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

2. Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in Heaven?"

God replied, "$1 million."

Joe asked, "How long is a minute in Heaven?"

God said, "1 million years."

Joe asked for a penny.

God said, "Sure, in a minute."

Little Kid Jokes:

1. Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.

"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."

"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?

"It's running down my leg."

2. A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."

The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."

The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"

The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."

3. One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"

The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."

''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"

The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

What Ever Category This Fits In:

1. One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''

The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''

''What about the green one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''

''What about the red one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''

The man says, ''What does HE do?''

The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''

2. Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse enters and tells the first man, "Congratulations, you're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence," the man says. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

A little later, the nurse returns and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets."

"That's really an incredible coincidence," he answers. "I work for the 3M Corporation."

An hour later, the nurse tells the third man that his wife has just given birth to quadruplets.

The man says, "I don't believe it! I work for the Four Seasons. What a coincidence!"

After hearing this, everyone's attention turns to the fourth guy, who has just fainted. He slowly regains consciousness and whispers, "I should have never taken that job at Millennium Computers."

Story Information:

So with my first story, "The Cross of Two", I realized as I was writing the story, that the chapters I was writing got more and more detailed and got better, but I feel like that is because my English improves on a daily basis. Although, like I said as an Author's note that I am sorry for any grammar mistakes, or improper use of words. And the reason that I am taking so long, is because I try my hardest not to make them suckish (Is that a word? IDK) because it literally takes me some time to write "proper" English. Anyway, I hope you enjoy my stories and I love all the favorites, reviews, and follows I get by you guys. Thank you!

2nd Update "7/4/14":

So I decided to delete/discontinue "The Cross of Two" the reason that I did this was because I lost interest in the story very fast and you know if I lose interest in a story, I know that it's not going to be very good, although I will donate the story to someone else if they are interested, so I will copy down the summary and if you are interested just tell me so, and I do ask for partial credit just like one shout out for the idea, but you can change any of the words/names as you please.

Story Adoptions:

"The Cross of Two":
Young Meredith soon discovers after a life of foster families and living on the rode, that she is a half-blood.
Although after being directed to camp by a mysterious man, she is up for the ride of her life to discover that her parents
are both half-bloods of the great prophecy of seven.