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Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Kane Chronicles.


Ollo everybody!

I know that was sort of lame, but it's sort of become my catchphrase whenever I'm talking to someone new. I haven't been writing fan fiction for very long so don't expect me to be EXTRAORDINARY! I doubt I am that EXTRAORDINARY! But I will try my best to be EXTRAORDINARY! OK enough of the EXTRAORDINARY! Sorry I just had to do it one more time. I actually have no idea where I am going when I am writing fan-fiction so we'll just see where it goes. Okay need to go to space...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

Thank you to all of those that have read my story so far (now two chapters long soon to be three!) I will continue to write in my spare time (which i don't really have at the moment.) Thanks to everyone who has read my story so far! Right now i have over 300 views! And wonky after two weeks too! I know that I repeated a lot in my second chapter, but bear with me. there won't be very much of that. I have been writing down some of my main ideas and I believe that there will be a new chapter by Sunday at the latest. IT is almost done! It all depends on my school-work and my extra-curricular activities, BUT FRET NOT ADORING FANS *exclaims in dramatic booming announcer/superhero voice*THERE WILL BE AN UPDATE SOON!!!!! *does triple back-flip into a car trunk slams the lid shut and the car pulls out of the parking lot squealing with joy(sort of like Tobuscus)* In case you are wondering, I am not wholly sane.

Remember, Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold BYYYYEEEE!!!!!1


FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR :These look fun to do! XD

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

Favorite Quotes:

"Well, that sounded fun! Leo had seen Tía Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes, and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let's unleash her rage. Great idea."

-Leo Valdez

"Oh, how could I take offense? Please, go on ignoring me."

-Leo Valdez

"I try not to think, it interferes with being nuts."

- Leo Valdez

I've always known it, but sadly, no one seems to be aware of the fact. Is there anything in particular that I am genius about?"

-Daisy Giordano'

You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times. (lots...)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Of course I have! That's tiny! It would only take about 4 hours, if I like the book. )

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!


RANDOM LIST OF STUPIDITY!!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did

GoNe InSaNe... Be BaCk LaTeR

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (oh no! but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On another hairdryer: "Do not use while in the shower." (yeah...this one makes sense!)

On a bag of Fritos! "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be...how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh?!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a packet of smoked salmon: "Warning. May contain fish." (well, no freaking duh.)

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

If you can't convince them, confuse them

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

So what I’ve got a smile on, but it’s hiding the quiet superstitions in my head.

Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile (I did... in school once in front of a teacher and another student.)

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile

If you have ever threatended inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile.


If sometimes you just read and tune the people around you out, copy and paste this into your profile

If sometimes you got in trouble by your teacher for reading in class, copy and paste this to your profile (My best friend and my math teacher... my friend doesn't even need to be reading it, it just needs to be on her desk...)


24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP. "Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS. "Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don’t want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree


'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore studying must be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's even funnier!

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, “You’re next“.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Dear math: I am not a therapist, so solve your own problems.

Dear math: i don't know where your X is and stop asking Y.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word.

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...


20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1:At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2:Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3:Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4:Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5:Put Decaf in the coffee maker(home or work), When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction switch to espresso

6:In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7:Finish all your sentences with" In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8:Don't use any punctuation

9:As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10:Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11:Specify that your drive thru order is "TO GO"

12:Sing along at the opera

13:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14:Put mosquito netting around your work area(or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name

17:When the cash comes out of the ATM yell " I WON, I WON"

18:When exiting the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling " Run for your lives they're loose"

19:Tell your children, or younger sibling that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

4.You are now laughing at your own stupidity

5. You will put this on your profile

6. You still have a stupid smile on your face


Good Friend VS Best Friend

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life!!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth while eating something, copy and paste this onto your profile.


something that touched my heart right away. Found it on someone else's profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.


If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

ChildOfWisdom

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

Music4evaxoxo

Huntress of the sky

claudia.flores.545402

Kael/PeryalwayswinwithAnnabethnear

Book Freakz

SmartyMcSmartle

Avamay227

Obsessivebookdiva

starcrossed68

AN: I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Dead is series, Kane Chronicles, or Killer Pizza.


Gibbs' Rules

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.
Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Rule #3: Never be unreachable.

Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.

Rule #5: You don't waste good.

Rule #6: Never apologize — Its a sign of weakness.

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.

Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Rule #10: Never get personally involved on a case. (Said by Tony, agreed on by Gibbs)

Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.

Rule #12: Never date a coworker.

Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer.

Rule #15: Always work as a team.

Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper-hand, …break it! (DiNozzo)

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

Rule #27: Two ways to follow: First way, they never notice you, — second way, they only notice you.

Rule #35: Always watch the watchers.

Rule #38: Your case, your lead.

Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.

"The 40's are for Emergency Use Only!"

Rule #40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.

Rule #42: Never accept an apology from some someone who just sucker punched you.

Rule #44: First things first. Hide the women and children.

Rule #45: Clean up your own mess.

Rule #51: Sometimes you're wrong!

Rule #69: Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man.


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"


You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.


You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. (Wouldn't know)


You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.


when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on an actual cassette tape at that.


"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.


You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"


You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.


You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"


When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.


You collected those Beanie Babies.

Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.


Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills. (Wouldn't know)

Silver dollars, which were cool to have. (Again, wouldn't know)

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing. (Or around 0.70-0.80 in Canada)

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our Walkmans.


When game-boy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .or if you smiled at one of these things

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Dark knights at Gotham City by flamemouth27 reviews
A new student is coming to Gotham Academy. Someone who goes by the name of Nico di Angelo. Starts off like your average high-school story fanfic, but will turn into something else as the story progresses. Full summary inside. Rated T for bits of excessive swearing, violence, dark themes and maybe a little bit of gore.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 1/29 - Nico A., Richard G./Robin
Dauntless Romance by 123lovestory reviews
What would become of all the Divergent characters if the war never happened? (a lot of crazy shit)
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 88,889 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Peaceful Times by Weezila reviews
Yeah, or not. A high school with 40 demigods intermixed in with regular teenagers, one hell of a bombshell on the mortal world, and a lot of figuring out just what the Hades is wrong with the new Biology teacher. Just because the wars are over doesn't mean life suddenly got any easier... or any less strange. Same world as my story "Paul", like a sequel but not really.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,737 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 1/28/2013
She Who Comes Back by FrostyPhoenix reviews
What if Pete Tyler never came back to save Rose? What if she fell into the void, but survived in a sort of comatose state because she was protected by the power of the Bad Wolf? People fall out of the rift sometimes, and they can end up any where. What if Rose fell out of the rift—and was found by Captain Jack Harkness? Eleven/Rose (Rated T for extremely mild language!)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,906 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] Jack H.
Raised by Hard Love by awkotaco14 reviews
Max has been abused by her father her whole life. Eventually, at the age of 13, she gets rid of her father and gets adopted by Valencia Martinez. She moves to California, and eventually, forgets about her past. Until she stumbles upon her father again. A lot of FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,278 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Max, Fang, V. Martinez
As The Years Go By by NoTuRavErage reviews
Tobias has been there for Beatrice. But once he leaves. She forgets him. And grows to forget everyone but herself. Which is the opposite of Abnegation. She leaves hell, and does the most daring thing she's ever done. Leave to Dauntless. (Sorry I change the Summary a lot) New characters.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,968 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Impossible by Greek-Whovian reviews
Who said the impossible was impossible? Reunion fic!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,757 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor]
The Lost Echosodes by Seafoam-Tainted-Memoirs reviews
SPIN-OFF TO "3 Doctors, 9 Companions, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" set between Chapters 235 and 236. DOES NOT MAKE SENSE AT ALL IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT, SO IF YOU HAVEN'T DON'T READ THIS. Oswin and Clara's psychic excursion.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 3/22 - Oswin O., Clara O.
Date Night by The Periodic Table of Converse reviews
When concerning the category of friends, one would find Peter Parker is sorely lacking. Luckily, Percy is willing to share. / In which Peter is something of a social outcast, and it seems Percy is just a regular ole social butterfly. / One-shot, Part of my Hell to Pay universe. Characters Peter, Percy, OCs. See inside a/n for more info.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31 - Percy J. - Complete
INSURGENT:Four's Story by TheZanyBookworm reviews
I wanted to see this girl break, to see how much pressure she can hold, until she shattered. When I found out there was nothing I could do to separate this brave girl from herself, I fell for her-hard. My secrets from the past keep popping up, and they push her farther from me, and she has her own share of mystery for herself. I just hope she loves me enough to let me see them.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 69,548 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Statistics and Instinct by Lupa Eira reviews
Sherlock Holmes has returned to Baker Street, and John has forgiven him, though it's an ongoing process. Still, Holmes heeds the words of the mysterious Rose Tyler. He encounters her again in a life-or-death situation, but not everything is as it appears to be. Post-Empty Hearse, but no Mary in this. Sequel to Given a Glimpse and Part 2 of the Pocket series. Eventual Roselock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30 - Rose T., Sherlock H.
Behind Hidden Glass by Kurby122 reviews
Katniss and Peeta grow together after there first games and when they have sex for the first time before the victor tour they get an unexpected surprise that they have to keep hidden from the Capital and most of all from President Snow. Katniss is pregnant story./OOC at first but then returns to glory. I'm only human, sorry.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,292 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Katniss & Peeta's son
Before the Fall by TheWheelWeaves reviews
A three-part prologue to Stars Will Fall in This Rose is Extra series.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 2/21 - Rose T., Sherlock H., John W.
The Nomes of Chaos by llamaperson reviews
A new take on the chaos storys from percy jackson
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Percy J., Carter K.
A life together by Greek-Whovian reviews
"Don't be silly, Rose is just a made up character. She doesn't exist." Series 3 rewrite with Rose. Rose/Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,042 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 7/9/2013
Avian-American by Kitsune-242 reviews
Shawn Spencer has a much bigger secret than just the truth of his psychic abilities, a secret that he's kept under wraps for years. But now, with the appearance of wolf-men in Santa Barbara's forests, the truth about Shawn and his identity may not remain a secret for much longer. Five-Shot - In other words, a one-shot that got out of control by a lot. Ch 6 - A/N
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,986 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Shawn S.
The Wolf of Baskerville by TheWheelWeaves reviews
Henry Knight brought Sherlock the case of the Hound and Baskerville, but he's found another mystery to solve in Devon- that of one Rose Tyler. Story 1 in the This Rose is Extra series.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,967 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Mickey S., Rose T., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What to Expect When Your Timelord is Expecting by IOUaTARDISride reviews
What would happen if the doctor was pregnant? Fantastic question. 9, 10, and 11's reactions to being pregnant. Hilarity ensues. Crack!fic
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Learning through Percy's Eyes by PercyJacksonlover95 reviews
Hera wants to slow the demigods at Camp Half Blood down, they can't find Percy until the right time, so she sends the demigods back in time. The Fates take this time reveal Percy's story. Jason, Piper and Leo learn about the famous here, while the Gods listen to a story that they are helpless to change.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,710 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013
The Black Rose by ImpossibleKat reviews
A dark shadow is following Rose and the Doctor through a 19th century Paris opera house. And why is everything orbiting around Rose and the wandering child? Rated T to be safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/26/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by RoseKatnissWeasley7 reviews
Max's life has taken a turn for the worse when Jackie Tyler takes her in. She's missing her life on the run until a certain Doctor comes along to show her the stars...but she doesn't tell him about her past. Will most likely go through all the series. Rated T.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 212,267 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - 9th Doctor, Max
Across the Pond by Four's Booty Call reviews
Tris is British (yeah I know), she moves to America, and lives with her friends until she is settled and that is were she meets a mysterious boy who happens to be her housemate. Enjoy lease R&R
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,892 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Uriah, Marlene - Complete
Troubles in the Argo II by OrangeFace99 reviews
It was a happy day for the crew of the Argo. Percy and Annabeth were safe and okay. But what happens when, one-by-one, the crew members started changing into...babies? After HoH, but no spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G.
Unknown Daughter by mai321lunatic reviews
AU: Fem!Percy. Her mother is dead. Her father thinks she's dead. Her step-father wants nothing to do with her. And her brother is some kind of prophesied hero. Add her own prophecy and an ancient grandfather who wants to kill her and Nixie's got a problem on her hands. Disclaimer: I don't own Percy Jackson BWL is the BWL!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,416 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hedwig
Allegiant by fourtris4 reviews
This is the third book of Veronica Roth's amazing Trilogy. I'm obsessed with fan fiction and this series so I thought I'd give it a try! Just how i think/hope the third book will go. Enjoy!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
The House of Hades by Olympusseriesisawesome reviews
"Six half-bloods above and two below. The Doors of Death to all shall go." My version of the House of Hades. First story, please review! T just in case. Roman POVs only: no Percy or Annabeth except in dream chapters. Only kept now for sentimental reasons
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 66,568 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - [Hazel L., Frank Z.] Jason G., Reyna - Complete
Maximum Ride - Find Yourself by Alliebug97 reviews
After escaping Itex at a young age, the flock was split up and don't remember anything about each other except that there were others like them. But what happens when Fang and Max meet each other in school? Will the reconnect and realize who they are? What happens when Max ends up living with Fang? Find out! Some Fax :3
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,283 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Fang, Max
Our Past is Grey by OnCloudTen reviews
"My guardian angels never shown as bright. They were never there to take away the pain. The scars. They couldn't wipe away the tears at night. No matter how hard I wished, they never protected me." Divergent Four's POV.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.
Poet's Soul by HecateA reviews
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. (Maya Angelou) Well, what if everything around you changes and carries you off with it? And how bad can it be?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,692 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Apollo, Will S. - Complete
Screams by Guardian of Fear reviews
The older campers have to tell the new campers about them. They are always shock about what the two heroes have done. At the end of each story they always say, "They deserve better." Some even try to talk to the pair, but the son of the Sea God always turns to them and says, "We didn't do it alone," while the daughter of Wisdom finishes,"There were always others."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Maximum Mutant by BetrayingWings reviews
Max gets kicked out of the flock and taken by the school. There she becomes the 'Maximum Mutant'. When she breaks out and meets some new friends, what happens when the flock wants her back? Over used topic but its my first fanfic!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013
New Kids on the Block by moocow24 reviews
Loki accidentally turns all of the Avengers (including himself) into teenagers and they are forced to go to Goode high school. There they meet Percy Jackson a normal kid. Or is he? Rated T for some language and violence. Set post movie and after TLO
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,756 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
Running In Place by Perseia Jackson reviews
AU. Fem!Percy: Being a demigod was dangerous, being a demigod and a witch was down right deadly. Persephone Jackson did not know just what she was getting into as she tried to keep her two lives separate. Deception is ones greatest tool, but can she pull it off and for how long?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 261 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
Souls of Fire, Hearts of Ink by Anatherin reviews
The enchanting story of Dustfinger and Roxane, the fire-eater and the minstrel woman. Follow them through all the important moments and beyond. Their first meeting, when Dustfinger gets his scars, and perhaps some suggestions from the readers. :) Rated T for violence in later chapters...Basta really loves his knife. O o (The chapters will get longer. The first is mostly an intro.)
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Dustfinger, Roxane, Basta
Kidnapping Kane by Obsessivebookdiva reviews
All brothers and sisters fight, right? Well, what happens when one fight ends with someone storming out, then being kidnaped. Follow the journey as the group goes on a chase to find the missing link. There is only question unclear to the group. Is this chaos's doing?
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Carter K., Sadie K., Zia, Apophis - Complete
Beneath the Lettering by Kurby122 reviews
Modern day. Leaving for his fourth tour of Afghanistan, Peeta leaves his beautiful wife and newly discovered unborn child. Katniss though can't ignore the gut wrenching feeling that haunts her. Is it just the memories of her last pregnancy? Or is it more? If so, than what? Katniss' POV most of the time.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Katniss & Peeta's daughter
Fire in the Night by MerlinPsych reviews
This is actually an essay for school I wrote in the form of a poem about this book... In which the One is the "Night" and Wisty and Whit are the "Fire" that stops it from consuming the world. Except it's an essay... Just read it. ;)
Witch & Wizard - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Complete
The Hero's Bane reviews
Percy has been cursed, he had been in battle with an unknown monster when it had cast a spell so ancient, and the gods can't remember what it was or how to deal with it. Now Annabeth, Leo, Piper and Nico must befriend a certain group of magicians and find a cure for the curse before it is too late. Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Carter K., Sadie K.