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Joined 11-06-03, id: 482704, Profile Updated: 05-19-14
Author has written 4 stories for Pitch Black / Riddick, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

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In Progress-

Waiting For My Real Life To Begin- Working on the second chapter. Is part of a series "Ashes to Dust, Wraith to Vamps." Season One will be book one, Season Two= Book Two, yadda yadda.

Fav Quotes:

No matter what happens, never call on the government, the church, or any other massive controlling authority for help. They'll just send a brigade of soldiers to burn your entire village to the ground.- anonymous

Whoever said ignorance is bliss, never tried to tell the guy they have a crush on about it.- me, after watching my best friend stutter around the guy she liked for two years

The truth is, it's an intergalactic road-trip through space and time. Different from a regular road-trip in subtle but very important ways, chief among which are a) we never know where the war zones are, and b) there's only one person in the universe who knows how to drive the car. - Rose in Hotel Californa, go read it

If there is anywhere important you have to get to on foot, you can be sure that it's uphill.- Farr2rich's Rule of Life number 1

Whenever you are raking leaves or shoveling snow, the wind will never blow in the direction you want it to.- Farr2rich's Rule of Life number 2

Whenever you have hit rock bottom, Life has a way of throwing you a shovel.- Farr2rich's Rule of Life number 4

When Live hands you a shovel, don't do two things. First, do not dig any deeper. Second, don't dig a hole for anyone else.- Farr2rich's Rule of Life number 5

Choose wisely who you are going to marry. This single act will determine ninety percent of your happiness and misery for the rest of your life.- Farr2rich's Rule of Life number 6

There are three rings in marriage: Engagement ring, Marriage ring, Suffering.- Farr2rich's Rule of Life number 7

Don't say "We don't play to win," and then keep score.- Farr2rich's Rule of Life number 9

The good die young and pricks live forever.- Farr2rich's Rule of Life number 16

If you have to play a sport and get nothing but strikes, play bowling.- Farr2rich's Rule of Life number 20.

Never argue with a fool. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.- Quote from The Tooth Fairy's Foxchild

Smile, it hides everything- unknown

Pain doesn't hurt when its the only thing you've ever felt. -unknown

Scars are souvenirs you never lose. -unknown

Not all scars show, not all wounds heal, sometimes you can't always see the pain someone feels. -unknown

Hold on... train of thought hit a car. -unknown

Sorry, there's no cure for stupidity!- unknown

"Me, I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly. Its the honest ones you've got to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid!" -Jack Sparrow (pirates of the Caribbean)

Life's a bitch, and then they call you one.-unknown

If I throw a stick, will you go away?-unknown

If you made a rocket and flew to space, I'd still say you were stupid.-unknown

Don't let your alligator mouth overrun your bird brain.-unknown

Some wounds never heal.-unknown

There are very few issues that can't be resolved through 500 yards through a scope.- The boyfriend of Death By Squishy

Being a martyr for a cause that you don’t believe in won't help anyone.-Sirius in lessthenlucid's 'Fallen'

"Dunbar was lying motionless on his back again with his eyes staring up at the ceiling like a doll's. He was working hard at increasing his lifespan. He did it by cultivating boredom. Dunbar was working so hard at increasing his lifespan that Yossarian thought he was dead."- Joseph Heller, Catch-22

"The conqueror is always a lover of peace; he would prefer to take over our country unopposed."- Karl von Clausewitz

"From time to time, the tree of Liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." - Thomas Jefferson

"War is an art, and as such is not susceptible to explanation by fixed formula." - General George S. Patton Jr.

"As much as some would like to think otherwise, man's history is a history determined, measured, and defined by warfare, with entire periods of time dedicated to the primary material or technology used to create the best weapons of the era. We are a species dedicated to annihilation. And from the beginning of civilization until the end of humanity itself, one truth remains: there is nothing that man, nature, God, or the Devil can create that we cannot destroy." - Ken "Snake" Yakata a character created by Black Dragon6

“Even though that was supposed to be taken as a compliment I’ll tell you this that really made a blow to my female pride.” - Callie in "Will and Determination"

“I’m dead, not deaf."- Izayoi Taisho's Darlings

I miss you like a druggie misses pot.- my sister's friend.

"So what do you want to do? Wait until nightfall and surprise them, or go charging in now and make them think we're crazy? I prefer the second choice myself..." a character in the RPG I play online.

Luck protects fools, small children, and the main protagonist of stories. Exceptions exclude Shakespearean characters, soap opera characters, Urashima Keitaro, Ranma Saotome near any body of water, and Archie Andrews.- Card Captor Harry

It is said that if you were to walk down the Main Street of Krovesport at night, alone, you would be robbed twice, conned once, and stabbed thrice before you made it from one front door to the next.- Adventure Quest

"Aren't you supposed to be taking care of us?"

"I'm supposed to get you to adulthood ALIVE, not uncorrupted."- Sasuke and Kakashi in Bedtime Stories

“I’m so glad you’re my teacher, not one of those crazies,” Naruto mumbled into Kakashi’s flack jacket.

“Hey, don’t insult my teacher!” Lee exclaimed. “Gai-sensei is not crazy! He’s a great shining role model and the best teacher you ever hope for!”

“…See what I mean!?” Naruto wailed.

“Yes, I know,” Kakashi said as soon as he recalibrated his brain so it would be able to accommodate a sentence that used ‘Gai’ and ‘not crazy’ on the same breath. It took longer than he wanted, as Gai and ‘not crazy’ haven’t been on speaking terms for the last ten years.- Naruto, Lee, and Kakashi in A Different Perspective.

"You know Artix, normally in a rescue quest the hostage is not fighting his way to the boss with the monsters fleeing in terror..."-My character on DragonFable.

"We are ninja, remember? Swift, silent, deadly? Not just clichés.”-Sasuke in "Kyuubis Gou"

“’Noble is the blade which bites to keep the blossom in the light; wicked is the blade which thrusts to keep itself from gaining rust.’”-Iruka, dunno where he got it, in "No Longer Alone."

“PROFESSOR SNAPE!” Harry cried joyfully– royally freaking out Snape and everyone else in the classroom– as he launched himself at the professor, glomping him around the waist. “Oh, professor, I missed you so much! All this summer, I thought of you. I never want to leave you again! You are, without a doubt, a sweet, patient, impartial, kind teacher! TEACH ME!”-Harry in "Uzumaki Harry"

Ino smirked when she heard Kakashi-sensei mutter, “I think I’ve been forgotten by that brat.”

She patted the jounin’s back in mock sympathy and coaxed, “Don’t feel so bad. Iruka-sensei’s a thousand times better at teaching that you’ll ever be.”

“Thank you, Ino. Your support is /very/ admirable. I’m deeply touched.”-Ino and Kakashi in "Between the Sun and Moon."

“I don’t live solely on porn, Ino.”

“Well, no use telling me that,” the girl pointedly stated. “Almost half of Konoha’s population is convinced that you do.”-Kakashi and Ino in "Between the Sun and Moon."

“You know,” he observed, “times have changed. When I was your age, girls impressed boys with a pretty kimono, or an elaborate hairstyle with bejeweled pins. Now they do it by beating the hell out of people.”- Old Man Ramen in "Team 8"

"Get out there and help your brother! It’s your duty to protect him because—,”

Hizashi sighed the sigh of someone who is not paid enough to put up with his family and stopped struggling, instead walking down the road resignedly. “Yeah, yeah, I know, the Main House is completely incapable of taking care of itself.”- Hizashi and his mother in "Dark Corners of the House of the Rising Sun."

“So what? I mean, it’s not like Kakashi’s never gotten drunk and hit on me."-Naruto to Hinata in "Dark Corners of the House of the Rising Sun."

"Slytherin is a perfectly respectable house... sometimes."- Sorting Hat, "A Mistaken Sorting."

"No Gryffindor has a survival instinct worth a damn."- Sorting Hat, "A Mistaken Sorting."

"Slytherin is not really about 'pure blood', you know. It's actually all about cunning and ambition. And if you don't have those traits, I'm a tap-dancing flamingo."- Sorting Hat "A Mistaken Sorting."

Snape, it can safely be assumed, despised children. Most teachers do, but Snape had elevated it to a state well beyond normal boundaries. With his rather unique training in certain areas of magic and absolutely nil instruction in the area of teaching, Snape was to education what Voldemort was to life insurance. It had been eight years since the last official complaint against him, which said much for his campaign of intimidation.-"A Mistaken Sorting."

“Why couldn’t you have had the decency to strangle him–” an irritable jerk of the head toward the Gryffindor side of the room was sufficient to inform all present of the ‘him’ being referred to, “with his own umbilical cord in the womb?”

“Who would you take your vitriol out on then, sir?” Potter – Harry, no, Potter… goddamn the quirk of biology that had resulted in Lily bearing fraternal twins, and especially for bearing them both to term! – inquired in as respectful a tone as could be managed when subtly insulting your teacher.- Snape and Harry Potter in "A Mistaken Sorting." My goddess, I'd forgotten how amusing that was.

In Hogwarts, everything up to and including maiming and attempted murder was possible and permitted, provided it appeared to be an accident. -"A Mistaken Sorting."

At last. Proof of his deeply-held belief that children were all vicious, murderous little bastards twice as bad as any Dark Lord.-Snape, "A Mistaken Sorting."

"Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT." "

"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then proceeds to tell you exactly why it isn't."

Curiosity killed the cat...but then again, a cat has nine lives.

"Reality is nothing that stops to exist when we stop believing in it."

"Stop making the same stupid mistakes and start making new ones"

"Sometimes the key to wisdom is not to answer every stupid question that somebody asks you."

It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

You're about to be a strange smell in the attic, or basement, or alleyway, or where ever I can put your body.

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Blackmail is the answer to everything.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

You have the right to remain silent, so, please--SHUT UP!

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth??

Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

Everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you’re abusing the privilege

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Every thing in Bold I got from Mellie11's profile.

Anko closed her eyes, fighting to keep from blowing up on the man. Murder of a Hokage was frowned on...sometimes justified, but frowned on.- "Naruto:Altered History."

“I was just thinking, maybe I could write something like this and make money like uncle Jiraiya too.”

Harry raised a heavy eyebrow. “Aren’t you a bit young to be considering possible suicide?”-Sasuke and Harry in "Uzumaki Harry."

“Where I live, people live fast, die young, and usually leave a mutilated corpse."-Harry "Uzumaki Harry.

After the opening joke, Harry knew one thing: Iruka would probably kill the guy for making a mockery of the teaching profession.

Then came the written test.

After the fifth Gilderoy Lockhart question, Harry just rolled back his eyes, leaned on his chair and took a nap. Forget kill, Iruka-sensei would probably torture the man for as long as possible.- "Uzumaki Harry"

Even Kakashi usually sought out someone who was still breathing when he needed a second opinion about something.-"Hidden Behind an Oak Tree."

“At last we meet again. You have soiled my territory for far too long, so realize that this meeting will be our last. I am you judge, jury and executioner and my sentence upon you, is death!”

“Dude, are you done with the dramatics? Some of these guys over here are nearly losing it and you’re playing Shakespeare with the thing in the fridge.”-Naruto Clones! "Lies and Decite"

"Compare it to your chosen profession of Cursebreaking. At least you Breakers wait for a person to be buried before trying to rob their vaults. Politicians do it while they’re still alive.”- "Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure."

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

As a side note: Chidori is also called Raikiri (Lightning Edge) as supposedly Kakashi once cut a lightning bolt in half with it (how or why he did this is not explained. Neither is how he avoided being turned into Kentucky Fried Copy-nin.)-Author's note in "Foxhound."

"It also doesn’t help that the Gryffindor Seeker sucks like a three dollar…”

“Harry Potter! You will not finish that sentence.” Said Hermione. “And besides, our seeker isn’t that bad.”

“Isn’t that bad? I haven’t seen someone look so confused and lost concerning the location of a gold object since Minister Fudge was asked about campaign contributions.”-"Harry Potter, Remixed."

“Look, all she needs to hear from you is three words, “I don’t care.” It’s the same statement that has basically defined your relationship with your oldest daughter since she turned 4, I think you can manage to say it to your nephew’s fiancee without any major qualms."-Neji to Hiashi in "Dark Corners of the House of the Rising Sun."

Living next door to a couple was always interesting. There was the arguing couple, the one who screamed at each other over everything they could think of. The loud couple, the one who could never figure out that it was possible to talk in a tone of voice that wasn't trying to talk on a cell phone in the middle of a club. The deaf couple, the one who had to turn their television up to volume level sixty-four because for some reason they couldn't hear anything. And, of course...the sex couple. The one that couldn't exist in the same room without having sex in it.- "Stalk Me."

In order to keep the cosmic balance, somebody has to get a ticket. Offer up the jerk weaving through traffic and tailgating everyone on the road. When approaching your favorite speed trap, drive the speed limit and get him nice and riled. Once you approach the radar zone, give him just enough room to let him squeak by. He’ll be in such a hurry to pass and tell you you’re number one that he’ll never notice Mr. Officer and his book of fun. Balance restored.- A list on how to avoid speeding tickets.

Kurenai had a theory about the more skilled jonins developing severe personality quirks to compensate for the stresses of missions. If she ever wanted to make a presentation on this theory for the Konoha Natural Philosophy Society, Maito Gai would be exhibit A.- "Team 8"

The Anko approach was easy enough: follow the person, declare loudly that you were their friend, and simply ignore any protests that the other might have until the other stops protesting and accepts their fate.- "Konoha Christmas"

How do I politely tell someone to go take a flying jump off a cliff without a parachute?- Me, about a guy who won't take a hint.

Neji panicked. How was he supposed to know what to do? He was a teenage genius ninja- he had no concept of romance (that fell under people skills, which he didn’t have)- "Prankster"

"A part of me is always upside down. Unthinking. Keeping a distance from the facts. Unfortunately, it's the part that lives and breathes."- April in the online comic, "College Roomies From Hell," which can be found at

"Ranma, do you know anything about the pain of being alone?"
Ranma shook his head rapidly. "No, I'm more familiar with the other kind of pain. Of being constantly surrounded."- Kasumi and Ranma in "Ranma Saotome: Attorney At Law"

“The prince in shining armor is here to save the day!”

“After he shoved it into peril in the first place.”- Toshihiro and probably Hisoka in Second Law of Ranmadynamics

"Honey, if we ever have a daughter, we are not naming her Yum Yum. That's just telling her to be a whore. You can't even be a stripper with a name like that, its just straight to the street corner."- My cousin to his wife while we were watching The Thief and the Cobbler.

"Why is our evil demon knight arguing for a selfless charge into the enemy while our holy priest is trying to make money from the local residents' misfortune?"- K in "Nexus II"

"Never say goodbye. Never give death a foothold in your mind, until you have no other choice. "- Ranma in "The Wild Horse Thesis"

It is also a little known fact that one of the best ways to determine if you are, in fact, in a hidden village is checking to see if the roofs of all of the buildings have been reinforced. Even non-nin get the hint when one too many family dinners are interrupted by a genin falling onto the table.-"Outclassed"

"That's like telling a mute that he has the right to remain silent!"

"snort And he's like, 'Thanks, jerk."- My sister and I.

“I was never scared. The dragon was clearly chasing you.”- Harry and Thundercloud in "Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure."

"He is everything I ever aspired to be."

"Your aspiration is to be impaled on a halberd? Your parents must be proud."- Cale and Tavor in "Looking For Group." found at

“The heart always knows the way home. It’s walking the path that’s the hard part…”- Haku in "Key Through The Heart."

"The worst is when he dreams of Tani, because he'll wake up screaming as if he'll never be whole again."- A line that's going to end up in one of my stories. Eventually.

"You're world falls apart once a month, so does mine."-My sister to my other sister talking about PMS.

"Rejoice. For very bad things are about to happen."- Richard in "Looking For Group."

“Repressing memories isn’t just for chuckles, it’s a town-wide competitive sport.”- Xander in "Whisper."

“People miss the point of Cinderella. Cinderella wasn’t looking for her prince charming. Cinderella wasn’t looking for rescue. She only wanted to go to the ball. She wanted to be seen and accepted for who she was.”- Dolly in "Whisper"

"But what about Oz? And Xander? And your crush on Giles?" Buffy demanded, sounding near hysterics.

"Oh lord. I'll be leaving the room for the moment. Go on as if I made a valid excuse." Giles all but ran into the kitchen. The sound of cupboards opening and glasses clinking soon reached them.- Buffy to Willow in "What She Needs"

We wear the mask that grins and lies,

It hides our cheeks and shades our eyes

This debt we pay to human guile;

With torn and bleeding hearts we smile.”- Poem in "Distorted Reflections of a Hidden Mask"

“They're whichever is the one that means I'm not a paranoid nutball.”

“Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. We passed regular paranoia awhile back.”- Xander and Jack in "Lest We Forget."

"I have come to the conclusion that the most dangerous person to a stratified community is a gamer with access to the power to change things. Mostly because a gamer can analyze the "rules" such as they are and then interpret in such a way as to completely shift the paradigm."-Sharpie1815 I think.

"But if it ever comes to pass that the law is criminal and one protected by it approaches you to do violence, well, the rule there is: 'shoot, shovel, and shut up.'"-Skysaber in his capacity as Gilderoy Lockhart in "My Gilded Life"

“You have five seconds to show me what you were drawing on the back of the take-out menu,” Tony says. “McGee, if this is another one of those things where you’re trying to figure out how many people have to die for you to become director, you will be coming with me on the plane to the conference, and you will be shoved out of an airlock somewhere over the Atlantic.”- Ten Nonlinear Moves

Tony tries to remember that these people are well-educated, full-grown adults who help him solve crimes. They help protect the nation.

“Wow, are we screwed,” he says absently.- Ten Nonlinear Moves

“Um… Tony?” McGee felt he should do something. Gibbs would not be happy to come back to his desk and find that his workstation had been used to cave someone’s head in. He wouldn’t be mad about the damage to the workstation, necessarily, but the blood all over his furniture might end up being a sore point.- "Anger Management"

'STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.'

His brother, he discovered, had more layers than a Texan at the North Pole.- Sam about Dean in "The Wake Up Call"

"The history of man is filled with men doing horrible things to other men and occasionally letting women join in."- My uncle. I agree with him.

"The closer you get to the light, the darker the shadow."- Kingdom Hearts

John snorted. “We’ll be there in a few hours. Soon as we’re settled I’ll get some food goin’.”

John’s sons suddenly stared at one another in horror. Even Bobby cast a terrified look John’s way. John Winchester’s cooking skills were legendary for being utterly abysmal, and had been known to cause ghosts and spirits of a certain calibre to turn and run when they saw him coming.- "In The Arms of Love." Not as corny as it sounds. Winchesters against the Mob

He may not be demonstrative, but how could anyone miss the panic in his tone and behavior when Tony went missing, kidnapped, or faced any sort of peril.. his almost manic search for answers when Tony got the plague, and the devastating grief he felt when they presumed Tony dead in that exploding car. The only problem was that his feelings were clear for all to see, except for Tony who was usually otherwise occupied.- Gibbs in Psychological Autopsy.

Gibbs arched an eyebrow in amusement. "Still fighting over who's the boss?"

"I already have one controlling alpha in my life. I don't need two." Tony pointed out while unbuttoning his shirt.

"Most people would fire their housekeeper if they act like Isabella treats you."

"I've tried. She won't go away, and I'm afraid she'll kill anyone else I hire."- Gibbs and Tony in "Are They?"

Ducky (Ducky is examining a decomposing corpse dumped in a living room) I'll have to research the predatory, manipulative, grandiose nature of this behavior, but my first impression is that we're dealing with a complete loon.

DiNozzo: That Master's in Psych is starting to pay off, Ducky. (NCIS)

"He does have a heart."

"Yeah, it's named Abby." My dad and I, about Gibbs

"When mom's not happy, dad's not happy. And when dad's not happy, nobody's happy."

"You make it sound like a disease, he doesn't spread, he shares." Me and my sister

"To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming." Eighteenth century English proverb

Hakkai, the priest thought suspiciously, was Up To Something. And given he wasn't talking about it, it was going to be a surprise.

Which most people would have thought was just fine, Sanzo was sure. But then, most people didn't know that surprises by way of Hakkai were less of the girl-in-the-cake variety, and more of the what do you mean, they don't know how many bodies yet?- Entanglements Vathara

Tony shrugged. "Don't worry about it, Ducky. Gotta have something to talk about on the way." He paused. "Actually, I hadn't even thought about that. This could be bad..."

"When in doubt, dear boy," Ducky said, patting his arm, "fake sleep."- From "Down to the Depths of Hell"

"Your mind is full of puzzles. And the puzzles are winning."-My brother, as he was helping my sister with a Zelda game

He had somehow managed to find himself in the land that time forgot, and considering that he belonged to a society that still used quills and ink bottles, that was truly saying something.- Escaping Fate

“He hired you because you were already a teacher?” Harry blinked. “I don’t think he’s ever done that before…”- Professor Doyle

"Does the wizarding world have any laws against pedophilia?" asked Hermione in tones of dawning horror.

"Not sure pet." Said Flare shrugging. "I'm rich and dark, we have vigilantism down to a fine art. Ask Susan."- Raising Cain

"Anyone know why Weasley lost?"

"He forgot that he was fighting Indigo." sighed Granger, shaking her head slowly. "Which one must never do, for he is cleaver and flexible and moderately ruthless."

"Very true." agreed Zambini, utterly serene.- Raising Cain

"Shut up you psychotic little hellions!" yelled Kougaiji.

No-one was offended by this. When the man teaching you how to break people's noses calls you a psychotic little hellion then it's almost certainly a compliment.- Raising Cain

Moriarty actually grinned, such an alien expression that John was taken aback, the man really was not very stable, undeniably brilliant, and subtle but sanity had left the building long ago, if indeed it had ever been in residence.- Self Delusion

John look around at the state of their lodgings with a weary sigh, it was going to take weeks to get some semblance of order back.

He glowered at the skull on the mantel. "You were supposed to be watching him, Yorick!"- Self Delusion

"We can rest contentedly in our sins and in our stupidities, and anyone who has watched gluttons shoveling down the most exquisite foods as if they did not know what they were eating will admit that we can ignore even pleasure. But pain insists upon being attended to. God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our consciences, but shouts in our pains. It is his megaphone to rouse a deaf world." -C.S. Lewis

Rodney gives him the look John likes to call the "C'mon boy, don't be an idiot boy, that's a good idiot!" look.

Woolsey gets that look a lot.- Of Space Cowboys and Red Pills

"I don't think this is what the Ancients intended it to be used for."

"I don't see them standing here complaining."- Rodney and John in Alternative Storage

"Most people think about age and experience in terms of years, but it's really only moments that define us. We stay mostly the same and then grow up suddenly, at the turning points." - Unknown

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.

A berserker jinchuuriki. Kakashi suppressed the urge to scream in frustration. My life is complete. How did I ever survive without all these responsibilities?- Another Player In The Game

When you have more chakra than two kages and are over seven feet tall you don't need to be hostile to be intimidating.- Another Player In The Game

'Do not provoke crazy ninja with more chakra than you do' was pretty much a ninja rule, for all it wasn't an official one.- Another Player In The Game

Angry ANBU. I really wish I wasn't here.- Another Player In The Game

Izuma gaped. "Amemai-san, are you suggesting that Danzo-san accused you of having an affair with the head of the T&I department?"

"I'm not sure which of us was more offended," Ibiki said, emerging from the shadow of the partially open front door.- Another Player In The Game

"Please, don't put us in the same league. I am a menace to society. You are simply a nuisance."- Pitch, to Jack, in A Home for Fear.

To those of you who have liked my stories, I would like to apologize for not updating. There really is no excuse, and I'll try to be better about it. Thank you for taking the time to read and review my stories.

I would just like to thank my wonderful betas, Late For the Sky and journeyman07. Without them, Waiting For My Real Life To Begin would not exist beyond an idea in my head. They reassure me that my characters are acting like themselves and that the plot bunnies getting high on crack and stealing my fingers is not a bad thing.

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Traveler by The Straight Elf reviews
Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler. He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Note: Mix between anime and the games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 1,612,464 - Reviews: 8614 - Favs: 8,749 - Follows: 8,100 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Hypno/Sleeper, Magmortar/Booburn, Nidoking
Harry and the Pirates by Technomad reviews
Harry Potter grew up in Roanapur, with his loving Aunt Petunia, his best friend/cousin Dudley, and the woman they all worked for, Balalaika! Until the day a mysterious visitor arrived with news that would change both boys' lives forever...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 195,788 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Harry P., Balalaika
The Way Home by Ocianne reviews
DCMK. After a tumble through freefall, home has never sounded better. Unfortunately for Kaito and Saguru, they don't quite make where they were aiming for... Sequel to Promenade, minor continuing crossover with the Kingdom Hearts series. [Don't copy to another site.]
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,794 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Kaito K., Saguru H.
All Started With A Smell by o0Black-Sand0o reviews
It all started with a smell. That had been what made Shikamaru take notice of Naruto. Some things about the 'boy' just didn't add up and the more Shikamaru thought about it the more he began to wonder what Naruto wasn't telling people, and, if Shikamaru was correct, why was Naruto hiding it in the first place? The genius just hoped he was right otherwise things could get awkward!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 391,498 - Reviews: 5161 - Favs: 8,417 - Follows: 8,788 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Naruko U.
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 511,187 - Reviews: 2603 - Favs: 3,477 - Follows: 3,434 - Updated: 12/25/2021 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
Escape Plan Green by Mystic 777 reviews
Sometimes the best plans are the crazy ones, let's hope Cloud can hold on to his sanity long enough to save the world. Crack-ish take on Zack surviving the trip to Midgar and beyond. Will not be abandoned but will have slow updates.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 210,745 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 12/24/2021 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13295 - Favs: 6,451 - Follows: 5,341 - Updated: 10/28/2021 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Daily Buzz by Botosphere reviews
In ROTF, Sam and Leo disappeared for parts unknown. Back home, their roommates made a startling discovery-the alien robots like to blog! The continuing story of four boys, a blog and a year in college.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 183,248 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/1/2021 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fassbinder, Sharsky - Complete
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 735,308 - Reviews: 3653 - Favs: 5,707 - Follows: 5,543 - Updated: 7/4/2021 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
The Idiot's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy by Daelena reviews
When the Expedition members get a little out of hand, Elizabeth decides that it'll be a good idea to have some kind of rule book for them. Thus, the Idiot's Guide was born. Read, review and enjoy the insanity of Atlantis.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/21/2021 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Elizabeth W.
Colors of the Heart by MadxRabbit reviews
Tsuna has never been normal, he knew that, but no one else did and he was finally getting his life back, so he would prefer to keep it that way. Except he doesn't get much of a choice in the matter when a strange man appears, claiming they have a connection. Tsuna can't help but be a little incredulous
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,598 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 5/27/2021 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Adult Reborn
Life in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry by sakura240 reviews
Oneshots of the world of Harry Potter with a twist: the difference if there was a boy with a straw hat and his friends and family in Hogwarts! Rated T for bad language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 103 - Words: 212,853 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 1/2/2021 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., unknown 1
The Deception, gone awry by defiasstone2 reviews
On the night of his graduation, Naruto worked out why most people in Konoha didn't like him, and what impact that would have on his life going forward. But Naruto has never been one to accept things because of 'fate' or 'destiny', and you would be surprised what a determined young man can do with a forbidden jutsu and a pranksters mindset...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 150,407 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Danzō S.
Black Sky by Umei no Mai reviews
When you're a Black, you're a Black and nobody gets to hold all the cards except you. Not a Dark Lord with a grudge, not a Headmaster with a prophecy and certainly not the world's most influential Mafia Family... Dorea is as much a Black as a Potter and she is not about to let anybody walk over her! A Fem!Harry story. Slow Build.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 334 - Words: 1,359,813 - Reviews: 18811 - Favs: 9,399 - Follows: 9,102 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Xanxus, Harry P.] Luna L., Varia
Don't Kiss and Tell by Luki Fanfic reviews
The men in Nana's family carry a very strange curse. They swap bodies with anyone they kiss. When a very young Tsuna trips and falls on his new friend Kyoko, it sets in motion a very unusual friendship.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,853 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 6/17/2020 - Published: 5/24/2016 - Kyōko S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,699 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 3,196 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8191 - Favs: 12,080 - Follows: 12,421 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,504 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 1/2/2020 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8576 - Favs: 16,521 - Follows: 17,548 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 3,794 - Follows: 3,306 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Falling Inside the Black by PseudonymousEntity reviews
When the Horcrux within awakens Harry changes forever. If a murdering Godfather and soul sucking dementors weren't enough he faces the reality of house politics, a psychopathic werewolf instructor, and his imminent merge with the soul of Tom Riddle. Good thing he's got a sense of humour. BAMF!Lupin. Creepy!Lupin. Crack. Jealous!Gryffindors. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S., Tom R. Jr.
Red String by Lady Hallen reviews
Some people call it fate, some people call it destiny. But the Red String will always tie two people and when they meet, it will change their lives. Fem!Harry/AdultReborn
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 82 - Words: 110,978 - Reviews: 3684 - Favs: 5,575 - Follows: 5,615 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 3/17/2015 - [Harry P., Adult Reborn]
A Collector's Guide to Caring for Your Pets by Ourliazo reviews
Kyouya is seven years old and enjoys making herbivores spontaneously combust. (In which Kyouya collects flame active children because the colours are pretty. By the time someone notices it's already far too late.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,767 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 6/10/2019 - Published: 10/18/2016 - T. Kusakabe, K. Hibari, Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1999) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,319 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/2/2019 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Yoda
By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 142 - Words: 555,365 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 3/31/2019 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 6,900 - Follows: 5,875 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ashes of Corruption by ShivaVixen reviews
Sequel to Ripples in Time, a Time Travel AU. The largest Hurdle has been passed, and life continues on as they live their second chances. However, when one of your opponents was/is a rather corrupt company, there are always skeletons to be found, and shadows to be banished. Warning: Story will go into psychological issues, violence, occasional cursing, pseudo-science and mysticism.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,316 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 2/27/2019 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Sephiroth, Zack F.
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 8,392 - Follows: 2,834 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Honor To Serve by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A continuation of the world of Honor a Hufflepuff. Harry Potter takes up his seat in the Wizengamot before his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,761 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 1/5/2019 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,085 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 2,690 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
When I Can't Lie Anymore by northpeach reviews
It takes just one night. One night that loosens his tongue and Skull can't lie anymore. Well, he can, but the selective blindness of his fellow ex-Arcobaleno vanished the instant he spoke the words, "I was a soldier." Now that they've seen his scars, from Voldemort, Malfoy Manor and the battles he's fought, now that they have seen the truth...everything changes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 2,874 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Harry P., Reborn, Skull, Arcobaleno
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Meeting the Seasons by SimplyMe51 reviews
During the battle against the Chitauri the Avengers are joined by four teenagers who just don't seem to realize how impressive they are. (A Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons crossover with the Avengers!)
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,833 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 3/30/2013
Circles of Rust--Anchored in Dust by Kerosene Stevens reviews
What if Tony ran away, rather than return to the US? What if he became Iron Man from the corner of a workshop in India? What if he and Bruce met up before Helicarriers existed? What if Steve Rogers recognized the face of a dead man? What if Fury told him Iron Man's a terrorist? What if he and three very special agents looked for the armor but found the Hulk? Also, Pepper the cat.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,173 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 7034 - Favs: 7,468 - Follows: 8,300 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Second Chances by Gamana reviews
Things did not turn out well at the last second, so of course Urahara has a reset button. Suddenly, Ichigo is once again a nine year old boy watching his mother get attacked by a hollow. My own take on a Bleach time travel fic.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 168,153 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 5,457 - Follows: 6,113 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, S. Aizen
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 7,807 - Follows: 4,863 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Forged In Flame by reighost reviews
Harry Potter's encounter with Voldemort in the graveyard in fourth year went differently and a split-second decision changes everything. An old bloodline awakens, memories clash and a new Harry Potter is reborn. Crossover with KHR. Mild D.N. Angel Crossover. Not by much.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,489 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 8/16/2015
Under a Watchful Eye by mysecretthoughts reviews
A character reads the books story heavy on Sirius and Harry. THERE IS NO ACTUAL RECITATION OF THE BOOKS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 525,026 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Benten's lesson by Melanippos reviews
Sesshoumaru angers and offends a goddess. In retribution she decides he is in need in a lesson of humility and decides on Kagome's knowledge of unusual foreign literature as the means of exacting an education on the both of them.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 61 - Words: 126,742 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/12/2018 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
All Together, Cousins by The Seven of Us reviews
When Thalia ran away with her toddler brother, Jason, she slowly gathered her cousins: she and her cousins being Big Three children. As Jason gets older and their motley group expands to six, Thalia resigns herself to the fact that she won't always be the leader of the pack. As she accepts that, something more is coming, able to challenge even the gods above. AU. Long updates.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,756 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Percy J., Thalia G., Jason G.
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2114 - Favs: 3,746 - Follows: 3,286 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Imperceptible by forthright reviews
COMPLETE. A story told through a series of drabbles and oneshots, tracing the slow and steady progress of trust. Sesshoumaru x Kagome, CU.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 136,399 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 3,505 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 2/22/2018 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Magic Online by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG (Chaps 5-8 Edited.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,294 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 6,069 - Follows: 6,670 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Agil/Andrew Gilbert Mills
Winter Thorns of Highgarden by Madrigal-in-training reviews
The knight's supposed to save the princess from the dragon but here, the princess is a dragon, the knight is a bookish lord, and the greatest threat is either the old lady in the blue wimple or the honorable warden with the Ice sword. Because no one thought a second Stark girl would be kidnapped for marriage or that the sensible Willas Tyrell would be the one to kidnap her. fem!Jon
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,028 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 2/3/2018 - Published: 6/5/2017 - Jon S., Margaery T., Samwell T., Robb S. - Complete
Dusk To Dawn by reighost reviews
Harry Potter's life reached its end and turned to dusk. Sawada Tsunayoshi's life has yet to begin. A Sky from Dusk to Dawn. Harry reincarnated as Tsuna.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 96,642 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 5,629 - Follows: 6,069 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] Harry P., Adult Reborn
Dead-Eyed Tsuna by Wyrvel reviews
Abalone Funeral Dirge Act I. Sawada Tsunayoshi is clumsy, rude, inconsiderate, has no notable skills, is not very smart, and has the resting face of an axe murderer. He's not sure how that led into being involved with mass criminal politics. (Disciplinary Committee non-Decimo Tsuna with some severe emotional dampening, ensemble cast.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 257,575 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 1/8/2018 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Hana K., Kyōko S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Ice Cubes by FeastofDeath reviews
Families are like ice cubes, perfect little square things that would melt when left in the water. Jack has doubts about his new family, which wasn't really surprising when you take into account his 300 years of solitude. But maybe, just maybe, the guardians might just pull off the whole 'family thing' for him. Oneshots about the winter spirit and his newfound family, the guardians.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 132,363 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Jack Frost
no parking on the battleground by bobtheacorn reviews
The good, the bad, and the - well, I don't want to say ugly, but... yeah, the ugly. / Straw Hat things
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 20,146 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 5/11/2012 - unknown 1
Her Kingdom as Great by MarbleGlove reviews
JS What's said is said, and Sarah said, "My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great." And then, of course, she lied.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,147 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
I Won't Say It by Melora Maxwell reviews
After the little incident with Hercules, Hades has been repaid on the scales of cosmic justice by finding Persephone, goddess of rebirth and woman of his dreams. Interlude: 'I am officially the most comfortable goddess in existence right now.'
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 151,517 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hades, Persephone
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,759 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 4,247 - Follows: 4,574 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2534 - Favs: 14,558 - Follows: 14,290 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Triumvirate by Ourliazo reviews
Before the Arcobaleno curse, Reborn visits a library in England. Before that fateful Halloween night, Voldemort sits down across from an Italian. Before Kakashi takes on a genin team, he's hit with an unidentified jutsu and encounters two very dangerous men when he tries to get home. (Adopted by RyuuSiren7.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 4/5/2017 - Voldemort, Reborn - Complete
Mother Knows Best by The Seven of Us reviews
A oneshot where Harry's youth and misery is obvious, even to the dragon. Set in fourth year. By Ruby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kidnapped by The Seven of Us reviews
In which being kidnapped is viewed as a normal, if annoying, thing. Sorta-nice!Petunia. Threeshot, crackfic. By Ruby. Complete as is, but occasionally adds another piece as inspiration strikes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Harry P., Minerva M., Petunia D. - Complete
Mystic Knight Online by jgkitarel reviews
The magical world isn't as ignorant of muggles as it seems, and Lucius Malfoy has an idea on how to get Harry out of his way. Now Harry is in Japan and trapped in a virtual world of swords. Cut off from his friends and allies, and what he knew, he has to make new ones and get used to an illusory world that has become all too real. Welcome, to SAO Harry. Do try to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 63 - Words: 424,478 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 4,601 - Follows: 3,816 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 2/28/2016 - [Harry P., Silica/Keiko A.] - Complete
Sticks and Stones by WhenEver Possible reviews
Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,326 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 3,654 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sakura H.
Whispers of the Future by cywsaphyre reviews
A step to the right and the future shifts. A decision made and another future is created. A hundred terrible endings and all the roads that lead to them; and Obi-Wan has always been able to see them all. AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,285 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Obi-Wan K.
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,330 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 6,586 - Follows: 6,857 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Something Short of Honorable by Vixen2004 reviews
Ashe and Balthier are having conjugal relations. Basch is irate, Fran is nonplussed, and Vaan is simply curious. So is Penelo, but she has too much dignity to admit it. Ashe x Balthier (obviously) and also the not so obviously: Fran x Basch. (Vaan x Penelo is a given).
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2017 - Ashe, Balthier, Basch, Fran
Squirrel's Luck by Racke reviews
Sakura's team fails to pass their jounin-sensei's test, and the Genin Corps loom high and daunting. But Sakura was always too stubborn for her own good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 4/27/2017 - [Sakura H., Naruko U.] - Complete
Wish Upon A Star by Azrael-Autumn reviews
(AU)- All little Tsuna wanted, was to be loved. So when he was denied of it, he made a wish upon a star. When he went to bed, litle did he know that Lady Fate decided to grant him his wish in the form of a man with brown hair and amber eyes.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 10/25/2014
Sawada Ie(YasuMitsu) by I.W.P-chan reviews
Giotto reincarnates as Iemitsu. Shenanigans ensue. (It's as cracky as it sounds).
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 186 - Published: 4/26/2017 - Iemitsu S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo - Complete
His Pride by Soul Sky reviews
Everything had gone to shit, the world was falling apart, and only one of them could go back. Xanxus makes a choice. (Time Travel AU)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/18/2017 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Xanxus, Vongola 10th Generation, Varia
Waking the Beast by Jedi Buttercup reviews
"You weren't kidding when you said 'change of camouflage', were you, O'Conner?" Brian/Mia, Brian/Dom, Sam/Mikaela, Hobbs/Fuentes, Fast and Furious series/Transformers movie cross.
Crossover - Fast and the Furious & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,323 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 5/20/2011 - [Brian O., Dom T.] [Sam W., Mikaela B.] - Complete
Astraphobia by EmeraldStar-goddess reviews
He really hated thunderstorms they were horrible things, especially the loud thunder. Although he refused to admit it to anyone or acknowledge this fear to anyone, it was a weakness and that was not something he would ever let really stop him. Except for maybe at this very moment.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,607 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Gajeel R., Lucy H., Pantherlily
Sincerely, Scattered Shards by You Light The Sky reviews
Tsuna's the foolish type to give a bit of his heart to anyone he meets. No one ever wanted his ugly heart shards until he met his Guardians. No one ever treasured his heart shards until them either. Hints of All27 and R27. Magical Realism. Will be 5 Chapters.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 48,116 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 4/21/2015 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn] Vongola 10th Generation
Serpents and Celestial Bronze by Levity Lirum reviews
He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,379 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 7,368 - Follows: 7,750 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 8/23/2014
Young and Built to Fall by fingers-falling-upwards reviews
Ace will save his nakama. He will save his father. And he will save his little brother and ensure Luffy's happiness even if it kills him. Again. Thankfully, he won't be doing it alone. Together, he and Luffy will change the world.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,507 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 3,916 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Luffy, Marco, Ace, unknown 1
Barber of the Vongola by fringeperson reviews
Inspired by (and with permission from) Starchains' fics Xanxus' Babysitter and The Varia's Hairdresser. Both of which are wonderful fics. Go read them. I wanted this to be epic, but the muses weren't co-operating. Don't Own, Oneshot, Complete. Xanxus swears and Harry talks in maddening riddles. And some hair gets cut.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 628 - Published: 2/6/2017 - Harry P., Xanxus - Complete
Dearly Beloved by WizardsGirl reviews
I had died, and been reborn into the younger twin sister of a boy named Tsunayoshi. His life is pretty hectic, but I promise to be the best little sister ever, and help him through everything. Even the Mafia. Most Probably One-Shot. Because I got tired of Tsuna having Abusive Twins. Enjoy!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,636 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., OC
What Might Have Been by Catherine or Cate reviews
Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy - it's going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. Alternate Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,418 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 3,309 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L., Daphne G.
A Home for Fear by MiraEyeteeth reviews
Pitch languishes after his defeat until Jack Frost comes to find him. An exploration of what Pitch's place in the world should be. Additionally, there are zany antics.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 106,244 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Stealing Tomorrow by Shadowblayze reviews
Sequel to 'Trading Yesterday! The Curse is broken, but that's only the beginning! With a new self-proclaimed, unrepentantly meddling older sister, Harry's new adventures are sure to be anything but boring!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,758 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Harry P., Aria, Arcobaleno
Speak Your Mind by Seito reviews
"You know, some people say it's the quietest people who have the loudest minds." Reborn could read minds. This wasn't a particular secret that he hid. It wasn't his fault no one really believed him. Meeting Tsunayoshi was… fascinating.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 483 - Published: 10/23/2016 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Endless Night by The Sage of Toads reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,436 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 2,647 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
Diagonal by Shivani reviews
An amnesiac Tsuna finds himself in a new life after a sparring accident with Byakuran sends him into another dimension. Years later, an offer is made, of the deranged kind.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 194,416 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 7/27/2016 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn] [Lal Mirch, Colonnello] - Complete
Parenting is not a Varia Quality by Umei no Mai reviews
Co-written with InsaneScriptist; a Black Sky sidestory. Being a member of the Varia does not make a person any less human, so mistakes still get made. It doesn't make dealing with those mistakes any easier either; in fact it may possibly make it more difficult, considering that the rest of the Vongola is convinced that the Varia is made up of demonic psychopaths...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 161,610 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Varia - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7240 - Favs: 15,903 - Follows: 12,032 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Adopted by Default by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,923 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 5,389 - Follows: 4,902 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Luffy, Marco, Whitebeard, Thatch
Little Hints by wolfsrainrules reviews
Bits of Tsuna's Reborn's and his Guardians' lives captured in themes. I take Requests! Newest: When Tsuna is sick, there is only panic.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,471 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Reborn, Arcobaleno, Vongola 10th Generation
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8884 - Favs: 16,011 - Follows: 18,961 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Threads of Fate by Madrigal-in-training reviews
In an attempt to brighten up his sad charge, ANBU Guard Itachi Uchiha leaves a note complimenting her hair. And thus, history has decided to repeat itself. Itachi x fem!Naruto, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,402 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 6,171 - Follows: 6,043 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Shisui U., Naruko U.
Strained Harmony by Sunshine Temple reviews
Chapter 6a up. this is a story of Ranma and a new job she gets... it's not exactly a manly job but that's okay, it makes for a more convincing disguise. And over time Ranma comes to really love her new job... and her new ward.
Crossover - Ranma & Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 234,498 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto, Ranma
In the Woods Somewhere by howlingmoonrise reviews
AU where Milton Grimm discovered Red and Badwolf's affair and went to great lengths to silence it. Years later, Daring Charming finds a girl in the woods. Alternatively, "How Daring Charming Accidentally Became the Next Red Riding Hood".
Ever After High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,362 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/9/2016 - [Cerise Hood, Daring Charming] - Complete
Left Us Falling by EpikalStorms reviews
Something happened to Tsuanyoshi Sawada, when he was very young. Now, he's disappeared. A year or so later, the Vongola call upon the famous phantom thief Sagi. They need to get that stolen Sky Ring back before something terrible happens. But there's a whole other mystery going on with Sagi himself. Can our favorite mafia group find out what it is? (T for language)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,941 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Adult Reborn
Bloodstained Wire by Starchains reviews
Bel didn't kill his entire family before he left for Italy. Now that he has some free time, maybe he should correct that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Complete
Odd-Job Tsuna by ShamelessDilettante reviews
Tsuna decides to get a job because he didn't want to be indebted to his father. Somehow, this leads to even more jobs and friends popping up in unexpected places. Tsuna can only blame his inability to refuse requests, but he'll never understand why he attracts trouble like a magnet. Includes: Many characters appearing randomly. Mostly Pre-Reborn, Post-Reborn at ch.18. Complete!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,116 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 5,876 - Follows: 3,736 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Duelling with a Glass Sword by Tsume Yuki reviews
Reborn, Rhaegar Targaryen has a chance to fix everything. If he can figure out just how he's going to return to his homeland that is. Female Harry Potter DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 57,281 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 2,877 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 6/15/2016 - [Harry P., Rhaegar T.] Sirius B.
Portraits of Roses by kurochatchan reviews
When Kyouya passes by Haruhi, Haruhi hands him a portrait of him working, unhappy and stressed. Behind the portrait was the message "Breathe. Life is too short for such constant unhappiness. Enjoy life." Kyouya still wasn't quite sure how that hallway meeting led to an aquarium visit, a new friend, a cat, a girlfriend, and a fiancée. AU, Artist!Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,120 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/29/2016 - [Haruhi F., Kyōya O.] - Complete
Vigilante Tendency by Kyogre reviews
Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,449 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 6,189 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 4/26/2014 - K. Hibari, Ryōhei S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 7,140 - Follows: 6,625 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Valiant by Tsume Yuki reviews
When Loki's Staff spat out a girl with a lightning bolt scar, HYDRA were not expecting things to go downhill so fast. They certainly weren't expecting their new unknown to run off with the Winter Soldier. FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,103 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 6,657 - Follows: 3,952 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
Death's Gambit by Shadowblayze reviews
Lily Potter incurred a debt all those years ago, and when Harry finally makes it all the way into the in-between Death uses that opportunity to call it in. Reborn as the ten-months-younger sibling of Sawada Tsunayoshi, she's got a lot to figure out about the world around her- and the greatest big brother in the world! Wait? She? Dammit, Death!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,608 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 4,349 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Harry P., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Slice of Life by wolfsrainrules reviews
Oneshots/Drabbles inspired by different quotes. Now: "Most species bare their teeth as a sign of aggression, of leadership. It's a reminder that these clenched jaws can and will open your yielding throat. I want you to remember this, think of that the next time I smile." (No one was allowed to comment on Tsuna's family. Even if they could protect themselves. Ever.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation, Varia
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 6,162 - Follows: 5,609 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Downstairs and Dead by ArouraLeona reviews
Following Fairy Tail's break, Princess Hisui calls upon former heiress, Lucy, to help catch a serial killer hunting in the houses of the wealthy for the last 3 years. With Laxus as her partner, the two attend winter society balls and parties, hunting the hunter. But can they catch him before he kills again? And what will their partnership lead to? LaLu. Post-416 Pre-417 **COMPLETE*
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,766 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 4/9/2015 - [Lucy H., Laxus D.] - Complete
Dog Days by Hermionechan90 reviews
Reincarnation was never easy, not for humans and especially not for a former Inu Youkai that now had to come to terms with his human and more importantly mortal body... and somebody really should have warned Sesshomaru about the headache certain humans could be. reincarnated!Sesshomaru, papa!Kakashi
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 41,255 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 3,305 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Sesshōmaru, Kakashi H., Orochimaru
The Bloody Boys by Luki Fanfic reviews
Nana heralds from a family of serial killers. She neglects to mention this to her husband. When Iemitsu makes it clear he doesn't expect Tsuna to join his family, Nana brings him into hers.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,551 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 794 - Published: 4/8/2016 - Nana S., Ryōhei S., T. Yamamoto, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Under Wing by reighost reviews
Prophecies where tricky things and lies are even tricker, Sirius's death becomes a catalyst and Dumbledore's lies crumple like a house of cards. Harry is left with a burning question…Who is he really? Crossover with Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Co-written with the lovely Araciel, who got me back into writing, go read her work, all of it is amazing!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 150,697 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 4,831 - Follows: 4,991 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Harry P., H. Gokudera] Albus D., K. Hibari
Looking Beyond by shini-amaryllis reviews
The first thing everyone noticed about Hope Potter was that she may have had her mother's face, but she had her father's penchant for causing trouble or somehow finding it, and it only made sense that danger was attracted to her very scent. She was going to prove she was more than just the Girl-Who-Lived. (Fem!Harry) Mostly canon-compliant, diverging in book eight
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 166 - Words: 699,846 - Reviews: 4602 - Favs: 5,110 - Follows: 3,516 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Harry P., George W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
The Furies of the Overlord by Levity Lirum reviews
From the perspective of the female 'servants' snatched when your Overlord is Corrupt enough. What if the Tower Heart changed them as they accepted their places serving the Overlord. Sequel up as 'Fury's Revenge'.
Overlord - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,127 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Among The Hawks And Doves by Eirenei reviews
Love lurks in the most unusual places...Huh - who would've thought that one of those places is an interrogation room? This is Slash and descriptions of gore. You were warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,328 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 3,845 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Ibiki M.
Tsuna's Luck by Shadowblayze reviews
Daemon is amused, Tsuna is mildly annoyed, and the rest of the family is highly entertained. Really, Tsuna should have known better than to make Xanxus sweets. (GiftFic for the lovely Shivani, takes place after 'Welkin' ends.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 263 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus, 1st Mist Guardian/Demon Spade - Complete
Welkin by Shivani reviews
Not all of Byakuran's powers were sealed, and not every guardian always saves his boss. Tsuna is given a second chance, with different circumstances, of course, and gains more than just two new friends.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 125,242 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., 1st Mist Guardian/Demon Spade, Romeo, Arcobaleno - Complete
The Avengers' Compass Rose by Caitriona3 reviews
Darcy Lewis was just an intern looking for six science credits. It's amazing how fast things change. This is the story of how her life gets completely reorganized. Set in the same universe as "Widow's Choice".
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,520 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Redemption by worldtravellingfly reviews
Obito observes the mating habits of cats and dogs. Mostly from afar, but sometimes it's a little too close for comfort. (Fem!Harry) (AU) (Fix it!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,934 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 652 - Published: 3/25/2016 - [Kakashi H., OC] Obito U. - Complete
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished by Shadowblayze reviews
A slight change in one world's Kawahira's dealings with the Arcobaleno drastically affects the fates of two pivotal young men. As the old saying goes, "No good deed goes unpunished"!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 104,487 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Harry P., Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Carnassial by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which every word your soulmate ever speaks to you imprints on your body, and can last for a few minutes upto several hours. FemTsuna 1827
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 1,100 - Published: 2/20/2016 - [K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] Reborn - Complete
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 200 - Words: 868,527 - Reviews: 4908 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam W.
Precious Cargo by The Seven of Us reviews
Harry finds a tiny kitten abandoned in a ditch the summer after fourth year, and he needs to save someone. Knowing that the Dursleys would never stand for an unpotty-trained animal, he runs to an old apartment that his parents owned before they died. Oneshot. No plot, fluff, a little bittersweet. By Kendra.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Reluctant Fangirling and Other Seductions by Madrigal-in-training reviews
It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 6,189 - Follows: 2,059 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Naruko U. - Complete
Spades On-Screen by Stormy1x2 reviews
Ace plays a prank on the Navy and the world gets to watch. The Whitebeard Pirates are most impressed.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 549 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Marco, Whitebeard, Ace
A Snake In the Grass, A Wolf At the Door by black.k.kat reviews
Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Sakumo H., Obito U. - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 725 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,044 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 4,844 - Follows: 4,796 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
The Soul Guardian by mysecretthoughts reviews
What if Ron wasn't the first Weasley Harry befriended? How would that change life of the boy who lived? Mostly made up of correspondence between the two as Harry enters his first year of school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,926 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 3,462 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Charlie W., Harry P.
Providence by Taisi reviews
"You know, Zoro," he says, "I broke my end of that deal." 'If you ever come between me and my dream—' Ah, but then, "So did I." (Drabble, nakamaship.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 145 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Luffy, Zoro, unknown 1 - Complete
Shinto Priest Tsuna by Cathy Rin reviews
Now a Threeshot plus Epilogue. Second AU of my Many Verses of Tsuna! Tsuna is the priest of the Shrine of Konosuke, the Fox deity protector of Namimori. Enter Reborn, the Arcobaleno sent to check up on the Vongola heir's older brother, who was reluctant to visit a boy who grew up in a shrine. Adult!Reborn
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,532 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Lum Ale and Discomfort by Lucillia reviews
All Han had wanted was a quiet drink and a chance to stew in his misery. Meeting someone who didn't exist had not been on the agenda.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Han S., Jaina S. - Complete
Dauntless by Tsume Yuki reviews
Hariel Potter and Bucky Barnes have been travelling together for nearly a year now, and between dodging the remains of HYDRA, attempting to find lost memories and trying to figure out just what they are to each other, there's never a dull moment. Especially when they end up playing hero along the way. FemHarryxBucky, Sequel to Valiant (Some smut) DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,357 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 4,024 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier] Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
A Secret Worth Keeping by The Prophet of Fools reviews
Some things are just better left unsaid. The truth behind the party's successes was one of them.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Vaan - Complete
Winter Blues by Tsume Yuki reviews
He kills fourteen HYDRA agents before they finally get him in a position where they can wipe him. But he never manages to quite stop the automatic flinch at that particular shade of green. FemHarry, (some smut)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 11/14/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier] James S. P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Fifty by Tsume Yuki reviews
The Winter Solider wakes up to a new handler. Harry Potter's saving people thing once again gets her tangled up in trouble, trouble of the brain-washed assassin kind. FemHarry DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 2,529 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 11/10/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier]
Flecks of Rust by Tsume Yuki reviews
But then, the woman speaks again, and his entire being grinds to a halt. "So, I hear you're hunting Horcruxes." FemHarry, some smut present
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 3,759 - Follows: 1,293 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Harry P., Regulus B.] Sirius B. - Complete
Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 440 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
What Sulu Sees by IsmayDeVain reviews
How Kirk Slowly Endears Himself to His Crew by Becoming a Human Punching Bag, Plunging off a 300 Foot Cliff, Getting Crushed by a Giant Ass Pipe, Nearly Getting Blown to Itty Bitty Bits, and Suffocating Because of His Own Medically Inept Body. (Although, not necessarily in that order.) Or five times Kirk puts his crew before himself and one time they return the favor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,837 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 7/30/2014 - H. Sulu, L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Scourgify by Pretend Fiction reviews
The words be careful what you wish for had never rung truer. "Wait... what did she just call my father? Oh, oh god no, anyone but them! Please god no! I'd rather scourgify my own blood then have them for a family! I would take the Malfoys- no, even Voldemort over them! Anyone but...!" SI-OC. Pairings undecided. Not an SI you've read before, according to reviewers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,522 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014
100 Ways To Kill a Doctor: Invocation Conundrum by Shenandoah76209 reviews
Those whom the goddess touched she did not easily let slip from her grasp.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
100 Ways To Kill a Doctor: Making a Clean Slate by Shenandoah76209 reviews
Howard isn't stupid. Nor is he unobservant.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Sheldon C., Howard W., Penny - Complete
Need by Arella1 reviews
She frowned. "You don't see the value of life; not even your own." "I can learn," he swore, his heart pounding desperately. "I will serve you faithfully, Lady." Surprise colored her fair features, making his stomach twist. With the moon shining on her and her simple clothes, her beauty was so much that if she were the last thing he saw, he would count himself blessed. Tomoe/Kagome
Crossover - Inuyasha & Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,067 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 10/3/2015 - [Kagome H., Tomoe] - Complete
Second World by Deadlandmarshal reviews
James Bond and his son, Harry face the most powerful force James has ever conceived, the secrets of the Second World. I now have a Beta, the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 227,614 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Not As Planned by fringeperson reviews
Skull is not Mafia, and he's got better, safer things to do than get involved in the Mafia. Like stunt work. Oneshot. Complete. Don't Own.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 435 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Skull - Complete
Still Standing by rhosinthorn reviews
After Makarov disbanded the guild, the former Fairy Tail members slowly left Magnolia, leaving only Lucy behind. Bound by her promise to Natsu, she enters into a contract that becomes more dangerous by the day. When Laxus discovers how far she has gone to protect the guild, he struggles with his own involvement in the matter. Set after/includes spoilers from 416.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 101,315 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
He is the Blacksmith by fringeperson reviews
The story goes that a prince hides himself as a blacksmith, and wins the heart of a princess. This... isn't quite that story. Oneshot, complete, don't own. Harry/Merida, but not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 420 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Harry P., Merida, Mor'du - Complete
Surviving the Varia - A Hairdresser's Guide by Starchains reviews
'The Varia's Hairdresser' rewritten. After the war, Harry starts a comfortable new life as a hairdresser in a little Italian salon. He wasn't expecting the Varia to walk in and take an interest, turning his calm new life upside down.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Harry P., Varia
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 4,185 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Divisions of Self by Barefoot XO reviews
Janus is a Roman God representing division of self, according to Giles. What if he was so much more, an ascended Tok'ra who desperately wants to help his people? How would that affect Halloween? Especially considering a special costume Ethan has ready...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,722 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Xander H., Braítac, Egeria
Fairytales are not real by Aki no hikari reviews
Satou Nana didn't believe in fairytales anymore. She was too old and had a son to raise on her own. So when his handsome tutor swept her off her feet, it wasn't with great tales and romance, but with a steady presence and practical concerns. Nana/Adult!Reborn.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,727 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - [Adult Reborn, Nana S.] Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Unexpected Complications by Umei no Mai reviews
Dracule 'Fox' Lisska, Angel of Death and the King's Assassin, would have quite happily lived out her life without ever finding out why dozens of ships' crews vanished every year within the Florian Triangle. Unfortunately it was not to be, but that didn't mean she wouldn't make the most of things. Rated M for explicit scenes. Sequel to Unintended Consequences.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 182,048 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Ace, Zoro, OC
Sine Qua Non by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
AU. The best place to start is at the beginning, and Harry supposes it all began with the mysterious Professor H. J. Prewett. Years 1 through 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,846 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Harry P., Severus S.
Mafia Ever After by Luki Fanfic reviews
Bianchi is asexual. Unfortunately, she is an asexual woman in the mafia. And for women in the mafia, that is Not. An. Option.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 138 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Bianchi, Reborn - Complete
As the Days roll on by stolen with the night reviews
There were just some things only little Tsuna knew which should have been obvious to others. First, he was obviously a Jedi with a fire affinity. Second, his twin didn't have a sense of humor. Third, his mother was extremely vague and married to a male stripper in the mafia. Fourth, Kyo-chan was the anti-christ and finally, he was the only sane one left in Namimori. Obviously.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,814 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 2,475 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Expectations by Von reviews
Sequel to Revelations. Jak's Dark has been balanced by Light. His secret is known. War comes to Spargus. Jak needs to step up and be the Mar his people need... but Mar died a long time ago.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 144,688 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Jak M., Damas M.
Unintended Consequences by Umei no Mai reviews
Mermaids are very free with their affections and pirates aren't the type to say no to a pretty face; logically then any number of those who sail the Grand Line might have offspring they've never met. A parent casts a long shadow over the life of their child regardless, but pirates' children have so much more to prove and Dracule Lisska is no exception to this rule.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 213,053 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 1/17/2013 - unknown 1, Ace - Complete
In Search of Companionship by Inevitably Insane reviews
After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and things largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,960 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 3,078 - Follows: 4,058 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
The Danger of Missing Small Details by Erisah Mae reviews
Eggsy wasn't born with a silver spoon. He got something better. The rest of Kingsman take a while to catch on. Or: the one in which Eggsy is a god, Harry has some explaining to do, and Roxy and Merlin desperately need a scotch.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 6/30/2015
It's Raining WHAT! by TyrantChimera reviews
Cats, dogs, kittens and puppies. When an experimental materia goes missing due to a certain red-haired turk, all hell breaks loose as the SOLDIERS clean up the mess. Especially when one blonde cadet finds out the results of the materia worked a little different for him... Twoshot, slight AU, rated for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,544 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Cloud S. - Complete
Inheritors of Flame by Kyogre reviews
AU. The virtual reality world of the game "Inheritors of Flame" is a place where you can become anyone. Even Dame-Tsuna can become a strong, confident guild master and gain many close friends. But the game isn't just a game. It could very well hold the key to the secrets of the world, and the fabled Trinisette.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 187,547 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Stiles and Baba Yaga by ShadowChild Of Death reviews
He stood there, the pack behind him and Chris Argent as well. There had been children and people disappearing only bones being found but nothing else. He prayed that they were wrong and that she would be able to help because Stiles wasn't sure he could let them kill her, kill Stiles Babushka that had been his only comfort when he lost his momma. Gods he just hoped she wasn't hungry
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H., Sheriff Stilinski, Melissa M.
More Than No Good by KuraiArcoiris reviews
Reborn had never disagreed with any of the ninth's decisions, but when the Vongola boss sent him to Japan to train Sawada Tamaki, the hitman started to think that the ninth had chosen the wrong twin…
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 59 - Words: 304,794 - Reviews: 3631 - Favs: 5,371 - Follows: 4,761 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn
Bully by Mizuki99 reviews
There's always that one asshole that picks on the nice girls. Kyoko becomes the new kid's target with no means of fighting back. That's where Tsuna steps in. Gen. No pairings.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Kyōko S., K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Legacy of Zorro by Barefoot XO reviews
After California joined the United States, Zorro disappeared, but he was not gone. Zorro instead moved to La Boca del Infierno to guard California from the supernatural.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Mask of Zorro/Legend of Zorro - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Xander H., R. Wilkins III/The Mayor
Clone survivor by Darth Krande reviews
He was created to serve the Republic and fight with and not against the Jedi. No matter how many years passed since Order 66, no matter how bitter or lonely he became, no matter the scars that attest his loyalty... he keeps doing what he was "born" to do.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 5/9/2015
SeaHorse by Vahn reviews
The Ruler of the Sea, the Wild Stallion. What happens when the two meets? Oneshot Fic. This is my first serious attempt at a most unlikely pairing. Due to popular requests, Now with a Side-Story added to it. SPECIAL COVER ART by Manu-Chan, commission by Silverhawk88! Thank you so much for that!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,899 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Michiru K./Sailor Neptune, Ranma - Complete
On the Horizon by breather reviews
At the first Annual Vongola Alliance Conference under newly appointed Decimo Tsunayoshi Sawada, the mafia world is shaken to its core: for the first time in memory, Reborn arrives with a plus-one. But who is this man to have snagged the attention of the world's greatest hitman, and what does he have to do with a recent mysterious rash of grizzly murders?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,076 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Harry P., Reborn
Indebted by breather reviews
Fearing for his future and status as a wizard in the wake of blowing up Aunt Marge, a panicking Harry decides to strike out on his own. There must be somewhere in world he could safely hide without anyone knowing his name, right? Too bad the rest of the world never got the memo. No pairings, but some implied slashiness.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,994 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 9/20/2014
Xanxus' Adventures in Parenthood Piracy by InsaneScriptist reviews
Xanxus could only blame the damn scientists for stranding him in an alternate dimension. However Xanxus could only blame himself for allowing that woman to foist her child onto him. Drabble fic. Slow build.
Crossover - One Piece & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 179,163 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 9/24/2014
Break These Chains on Me by Luki Fanfic reviews
Tsuna has never wanted to be a mafia boss. Nobody ever seems to understand that. Perhaps its time to make them.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,133 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 479 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Complete
Falling off the Arc by Arithra reviews
When he found himself back in his childhood, Tsuna knew that something was terribly wrong. Now he just had to find out what it was and deal with it. Easier said than done, especially given that he is currently only six years old. Thankfully it seems like Reborn is along for the ride. Eventual R27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 521 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Adult Reborn, K. Hibari
Fairytale Romance by Umei no Mai reviews
Real fairytales, the old ones with truth in their bones and the shadows of madness in their blood, are not happy stories. This is the tale of a Girl and her Soldier, from the bloody mountains of medieval Wallachia to the busy streets of Washington DC and beyond.
Crossover - Captain America & Dracula Untold - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,683 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, H. Stark, Vlad T.
Bakemono by Rikkamaru reviews
Before Imayoshi started high school, he thought he'd miss Hanamiya. Then he got a cat. Gen, Imayoshi-centric. One-shot, No Pairings.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Imayoshi S., Hanamiya M., Susa Y., Sakurai R. - Complete
how to manage your very own yakuza family by exocara reviews
A series of (somewhat unfortunate) events has led to a misunderstanding. A grave misunderstanding. "Sawada Tsunayoshi. Eleven years old. The heir to the Hisakata Yakuza. Somehow." (Story starts Pre-Reborn)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 2,272 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Recruiter by Barefoot XO reviews
When the Council of Watchers puts out a hit on a Scooby, a certain organisation takes interest in the lad in question, for better or worse. First in To Sow Discord and Kill the Unwary.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Xander H. - Complete
That Godawful Trip to Italy by Sanauria Maldhun reviews
It started with a school trip to Italy. Everything simply went downhill from there.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,415 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
X for eXecution by Barefoot XO reviews
When Xander Harris wears a Guy Fawkes mask for Halloween it is the beginning of an insurrection which will shake the foundations of Sunnydale... Fifth in the 31 Halloween Knights. *title is deliberate
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Xander H., Faith L., R. Wilkins III/The Mayor - Complete
Strength of Spirit by rhosinthorn reviews
The battle with Tartaros left many scars, some more visible than others. Without her guild mates, how can Lucy hope to heal? Without anywhere else to go, she travels to Tenrou Island in hopes of getting stronger and finds a lightning dragon slayer with the same goal and his own scars. Can they heal each other? Set after/includes spoilers from Ch 416.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Until the Fat Lady Sings by Barefoot XO reviews
When Xander is possessed by the spirit of a marine fighter pilot, he quickly finds himself fighting against much bigger things then demons. Also crosses over with Stargate SG-1. Fourth in the 31 Halloween Knights.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Independence Day - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Xander H. - Complete
To Be Different by rightforlife reviews
Tsuna's classmates knew he was different, but they didn't know just HOW different he was until their first year of Highschool. And when the truth hits them, boy does it knock them out... (No slash) Now a compilation of unrelated one-shots!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,007 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3998 - Favs: 4,897 - Follows: 4,338 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 3,706 - Follows: 3,963 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
Cat by Riverenne reviews
There's a cat that lives at the Sawada's. A ridiculously small kitten with equally as ludicrous large eyes and a fluffy tail, courtesy of being easily frightened. It appears and disappears as it pleases and Reborn can never seem to find it. Once, he wonders why a certain brunet has a bad relationship with dogs. And why does Tsuna know the weather better than the forecasters?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,913 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
For Want of Family by WizardsGirl reviews
DZ2's Challenge Forum, BarakTheSlayer's Forbidden Child Challenge! Harry is all alone after it's revealed that he's a Parselmouth. Comfort is found in an unexpected place, and fans the flames of hope. With danger in his future, can Harry go on with the dedication of a well-tended flame? Or will the fire within him die out under the strain? GEN
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,772 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 5,123 - Follows: 5,271 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Harry P., Hestia
Conspiracy Theorist Tsuna by ariathal2410 reviews
Or where Tsuna is ridiculously accurate in his theories. Keeping a straight face in front of him was proving to be hard. CRACK-fic
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 730 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Nana S., Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Symptoms of Fatigue by JadeMac2442 reviews
Kirk has been awake for ninety-six hours. He's pushed past his limits and is about to collapse from exhaustion. They saved Earth, they destroyed the Narada. Now they just have to make it home. A friendship fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,262 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 9/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Paintball Wars by TyrantChimera reviews
Trooper Cloud Strife, punching bag of the barracks, relative of chocobos, doormat of the military, and overall blonde extraordinaire, was not having a very good day. Why? Simple. Because some SOLDIER jackass was having a birthday. Rated for language, oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Fitting Pieces by Detour reviews
Preseries. Yeah, it's another fic dealing with how Gibbs met Tony in Baltimore. But come on. Don't you kinda love 'em? Some OCs, crazy action scenes, grumpy Gibbs and unreadable Tony. Eventually some Ducky, Abby, and, you know, an actual case.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,511 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 10,695 - Follows: 5,050 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Eagle in the Oak Tree by ladycordelia17 reviews
LaxLu Challenge Week 2015, Day 1: Trouble. She was on a mission to make a rogue Celestial Spirit stop causing trouble for innocent civilians...and as it turned out, only she could glass-half-full the day he'd caused the most trouble for Fairy Tail. Rated T for language and a kissing scene.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/20/2015 - [Lucy H., Laxus D.] - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4982 - Favs: 14,394 - Follows: 16,292 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Because it's Real by kaotic312 reviews
Alternative title - "How to Steal a Dwarf". Post BoFA and LoTR, set in the Undying Lands. A bit of cracked fun and a certain burglar who is asked to steal a dwarf from the Halls of the Waiting. Afterlife fix-it. Thranduil/Wife. Kili/Tauriel. Legolas and Gimli deep and abiding friendship. Frodo. Sam. Humor, romance, fun, and a little theft.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/18/2015
Phantom Pains by mapplepie reviews
There is something going on with Kakashi, but Minato can't figure out what. All he has are distressing deductions, each one progressively worse than the last. It's no wonder Minato can't help but fear and fear and fear. (To be fair though, it really wasn't his fault he never considered the possibility of time-travel)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 2,660 - Follows: 1,127 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U., Kushina U. - Complete
Via Osmosis by Uncle Stojil reviews
The night he was sealed inside the human child, the Kyuubi conceived a plan meant to give him freedom. Twelve years later, that plan is finally set in motion. And the brat is going to cooperate, that he knows it or not. AU and slight FFVII crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,045 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Tsuna's Superman by KuraiArcoiris reviews
Oddly enough, Iemitsu's a bigger idiot than most have guessed, and his latest idiocy has led to one very adorable and small problem. Too bad for Iemitsu, the problem is Reborn's not his. Beware the cuteness.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,921 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 509 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn, Iemitsu S. - Complete
Freudian Slip by byzantine satanist reviews
When the Decimo is really, really angry, he slips into his native tongue and just bursts into a mad Japanese rant. Everyone shuts up when that happens. TYL, Gen, oneshot
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 461 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Come Morning, Together Again by mapplepie reviews
One day, Ace woke up and decided shirts were overrated. Apparently it was contagious, because Luffy soon thought the same. Sabo just hoped he didn't catch whatever it was that was going around (but he does in the end, and he couldn't be happier). Time-travel.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 547 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 3,330 - Follows: 3,768 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
A Different Perspective by Book of Changes by Kage Fuusha reviews
COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,348 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
What Comes Around by ladyofdarkstar reviews
After the last human financial advisor to NEST left cursing Ratchet's name, the last thing the Autobot expected was to like the replacement. Inspired by "If an Autobot, do NOT do the following" and written with permission of the author. Reviews are love!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 213,488 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ratchet
Will of Fire by Whispering Darkness reviews
Kagome was a lot more used to adapting to strange, even frightening, situations than most people. And it seemed that she was stuck here, wherever here was, for now. There was nothing for it but to make the best of it. And really, these shinobi weren't that different from demon slayers, perverted monks or youkai. Series of connected one-shots and vignettes.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Kagome H.
Mischief Mastered by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot companion piece to Mischief Managed, detailing Loki's side of things a little more, and where Dumbledore was - or wasn't, as the case may be - and why. Complete, don't own. Please read Mischief Managed first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 608 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Albus D., Loki - Complete
Mischief Managed by fringeperson reviews
A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 6,785 - Follows: 3,416 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Loyalty by Whispering Darkness reviews
Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
Strawberries and Honor by Whispering Darkness reviews
He was done playing the hero, now he was just a regular selfish bloke who helped out with the little things where he could, but who left the big problems of this world to someone else. Because this wasn't his world and it was someone else's problem. Harry's problem, at the moment, consisted of the suddenly very alive and awake man and his squished strawberry plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 429 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Harry P., Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
The Rebirth of Tsunayoshi Sawada by ShamelessDilettante reviews
When Tsuna dies at a ripe old age, he finds himself waking again, back in middle school, a month before Reborn even arrives. Tsuna, in all the wry humour he has accumulated in his old life, decides that, what the hell, it's his turn to fool around with Vongola this time. One-shot. No pairings.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,572 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 6,067 - Follows: 2,006 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
The First by The Third Biker Scholar reviews
A series of oneshots about how the bros adjust to life on Earth, and how Charley adjusted to them. Because there is so much that was left out of the series, that deserves to be known. And laughed at!
Biker Mice From Mars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 74 - Words: 89,514 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 4/7/2008
World of Wheezes by Byakugan789 reviews
If a misplaced butterfly in japan could cause tornadoes in London imagine what George Weasley could do in the world of warcraft... A tale of might and magic, for you r enjoyment, welcome to the ultimate expression of Murphy's law as ten years after the war with Voldemort the surviving twin tears apart the best lain plans of mice and men.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 158,961 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - George W., Human, High Elf, Gnome
Of Innocent Queens And Their Kings by CUtopia reviews
A moment between Ariana and Gellert
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Ariana D., Gellert G. - Complete
Simple Dreams by Shenandoah76209 reviews
Nobody ever understands why touch is so important to Rogue. What if it was more than kissing? More than sex? What if her mutation took away her dreams. The Cure didn't work, but it was worth a try to get that dream back. But maybe...maybe that dream is possible even with a killer mutation? It all depends doesn't it on who that dream includes.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,715 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 9/9/2014 - [Rogue/Marie D., Logan/Wolverine] - Complete
Mission Report: Impossible by Peace Like a River reviews
"So... should we fire them?" "Probably." Nova Prime takes in the train wreck of colors, the haphazard editing marks, the blatant use of all-caps... and is that a stick figure of her in the margins? Team-fic, in which the Guardians write the best-worst mission report in the history of the Nova Corp. Established Starmora.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora] Drax, Rocket R.
It'll Be Alright, Red by MissyMarauderette reviews
In which an injured Lily is taken under the wing of the infamous Marauders. "I didn't care that I hated him, or that his mates were idiots. Because he was there. He was solid, and he was real." LE/JP! anything else is just friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,575 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 10,444 - Follows: 4,121 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Out of the Night by fringeperson reviews
Inspired by whitetigerwolf's fic Love Is Eternal. Harry is a Hero, and the Queen knows what must become of Heroes once their fight is over; they are to be rewarded, and then they must wed. She arranges that he marry a young woman who will need a Hero at her side - because this young woman has monsters to kill. HxI, AxS, I don't own anything. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,631 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Complete
The Mafia King by erimies reviews
Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi
Crossover - One Piece & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 3,422 - Follows: 1,156 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Luffy, Reborn - Complete
Ayakashi by Kyogre reviews
Complete, slight AU, gen. Flames and the Trinisette are far from the only secret power in the world. In which Tsuna is half-youkai, and his Guardians aren't quite all human either. The mafia won't know what hit them.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,505 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - H. Gokudera, Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Meeting Loki is Never Normal by Selene Illusinia reviews
[Darcy Stark] Darcy meets Loki for the first time. She suggests he ask her father for advice. Tony is...only mildly amused.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/22/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Darcy L., Loki, OC - Complete
Inanition by Taisi reviews
in·a·ni·tion, noun; lack of mental or spiritual vigor and enthusiasm; exhaustion caused by lack of nourishment. (In which Luffy's metabolism is faster than his doctor understands.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 328 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Chopper - Complete
Shades of Grey by Ocianne reviews
Hakuba Saguru, British detective. Everyone believes Kid to be the showman, but what secrets might lie behind Saguru's over-the-top debut and subsequent conspicuous absences? Point of view, DCMK canon with a twist. [Don't copy to another site.]
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,252 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Saguru H.
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 361,882 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 6,303 - Follows: 4,257 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29295 - Favs: 30,040 - Follows: 18,572 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Promised Kept Shall I Grant Your Wish? by GenkaiFan reviews
Chihiro Ogino never forgot her lessons the Spirit World taught her 5 years ago when she and her parents had been Spirited Away to a strange bath house. She just wished she had someone she could talk with; certainly she never could with her parents. A xxxholic/Spirited Away cross over.
Crossover - Spirited Away & xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 208 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N., Yuuko I., S. Doumeki - Complete
Drinking Buddies by fringeperson reviews
The Silver Tongue and The Negotiator are sharing a table and drinking. No, that's not a punchline. The Norse god of mischief really is having a drink with the most straight-laced Jedi in the Order. Oneshot, gen fic, don't own, complete. Inspired by the picture animama made for me when I put in a bid for a commission. It was just one of those things that... Snowballed. A little.
Crossover - Star Wars & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 111 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Obi-Wan K., Loki - Complete
That Hat by Taisi reviews
About a year before the Corrida Colosseum in Dressrosa, Sabo met one of Luffy's nakama. Well, they didn't actually meet. They spoke, but names weren't exchanged; other things were. (AU, drabble.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 144 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Luffy, Sanji, Sabo - Complete
Sort of Physics by Taisi reviews
There's a pull somewhere behind his breastbone that's been there since Shells Town, only getting stronger; and Zoro has never been directionless, especially not now. (Nakamaship, drabble.)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 109 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Chasing Flowers by Taisi reviews
"It's an old tradition in our town; on the second week of the second month of the year, you leave flowers for the one you love, for them to follow back to you. By their house, where they work, nooks and corners that are special secrets between just the two of you." (Luffy's crew leaves him flowers, and an old innkeeper gets drawn into the chase.) Nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Luffy, unknown 1 - Complete
Ashes like Snow by Dark K. Sly reviews
One day Scott looks across the room and notices that Stiles has changed. Stiles didn't just change all over at once – it has been happening for a while, and Scott didn't notice it. It kills him a bit inside to realize it took him so long to see it.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Scott M., Stiles S. - Complete
Thanks for not dying before I met you by Taisi reviews
"Hey Luffy, how'd you get that scar on your face, anyway?" (In which Luffy talks about his brothers, and Sanji doesn't make promises.) Drabble, nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 196 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Luffy, Sanji - Complete
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 3,589 - Follows: 3,067 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
A Date With Death('s Master) by I. H. Scribe reviews
Death insists Dean go out on a date with his Master in return for his ring.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 642 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Harry P., Dean W.] Death - Complete
Wolf Labyrinth by smileyfacebabe reviews
While trapped in the Argent's basement Stiles remembers a story his mother told him before she died. Going out on a limb, he does what he has to to save Erica and Boyd. After all, he's got nothing to lose. Nothing, nothing, tra-la-la...
Crossover - Labyrinth & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,990 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Jareth, Stiles S., Erica R., V. Boyd
Burning Rubber by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
It's never just another case, particularly not when conspiracies are involved. The corpse of a modern pirate shows up on a naval base, a continent away from where he was last seen. Signs show he had unusual abilities; so did the UNSUB. What role do two black haired brothers play in all this? Can the team figure out just what is going on here before it's too late? M for themes.
Crossover - One Piece & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 217,585 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Luffy, Ace, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Don't Sweat the Small Stuff by b7-kerravon reviews
Tony Stark was always small, but this was ridiculous! When Tony is hit by a spell that shrinks him to six inches tall, he trusts that his team will take care of him, only to discover that his trust might be misplaced... Of course, maybe they didn't feel as obligated to watch out for him since he wasn't really an Avenger.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,420 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 254 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A Matter of Time by Cybra reviews
It was a matter of time before the right ship sailed to the Baratie to take Sanji away. If only the stupid eggplant would accept one of these offers to leave. (Set before, during, and after the Baratie Arc.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Sanji, Luffy, Zeff - Complete
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 377 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
Queen Kale by Ry Sabir reviews
Kale is shown a different life in the blink of an eye when the magic of the Sun Stone, Dark Stone, and the Crown Jewel of the Dreamfields are mixed. One-shot.
Starla and the Jewel Riders - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,048 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Complete
King or Dead by Taisi reviews
(Drabble.) "We've been separated tons of times, but we always find him again. Like- like how a river connects to an ocean, that's him. We're all creeks and brooks and rivers, and he's the spot where we all end up." (In which Usopp talks to a soothsayer about fate.) Short, nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Luffy, Usopp - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3181 - Favs: 9,149 - Follows: 5,775 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9639 - Favs: 8,867 - Follows: 4,745 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Already Forever by Taisi reviews
Hundreds of years from now, historians will never know what her captain was thinking, when he brought Enies Lobby to its knees with a declaration of war, when he attacked a Celestial Dragon on an island in an archipelago, and she won't be there to explain, "it was for a friend, you see?" (In which Nami comes to understand that the world will never understand Luffy.) Nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 315 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Luffy, Nami, unknown 1 - Complete
Trials and Tribulations of Being Decimo by ravenromance27 reviews
In the Vongola household-more specifically in the Tenth Vongola household there are certain things that are absolutely sacrosanct. These matters are never out rightly discussed and never ever really verbalized unless one is a complete novice and needs a crash course or one is in a desperate situation that in a direct result of inadvertently breaking such inviolable rules.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
Wolverines, Wendigos and Winchesters by SciFiNutTX reviews
SN pre-series / post X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Dean meets Wolverine during a solo hunt, which leads to friendship and a new job. NO SLASH Ch119 - Complete (I mean it this time!)
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 119 - Words: 480,655 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 6,983 - Follows: 3,994 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Stark Realizations by AstraGalactic reviews
When Loki falls to Earth he has every intention of conquering it, but as a cat he is taken in by Tony Stark, and as he watches him struggle through life in the face of certain death, the Trickster starts to think twice about what he had on Asgard.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,850 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Loki
Making the Cut by RegenesisX reviews
In a wager against Sephiroth, Genesis stubbornly tries to prove that there's talent somewhere inside that clumsy cadet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,808 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Carry Me Home by Taisi reviews
Break all the bones you want, he wishes he could say, if he could speak without giving into the urge to scream. He hopes his expression is venomous enough to get the point across anyway, to this stupid man who thinks any Straw Hat Pirate would betray their infamous captain. (In which Sanji is a prisoner, and Luffy is the next generation Whitebeard.) Drabble, nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 166 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Luffy, Sanji - Complete
Ulterior by Taisi reviews
Sanji, who's been in plenty of bar fights since signing on as a Straw Hat, knows a particular type of danger when he sees it. (In which Luffy is too trusting, and Sanji has ulterior motives of his own.) Nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 192 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Luffy, Sanji - Complete
shake off the weight of the world from your shoulders by smileyfacebabe reviews
Lydia isn't sure if you could kidnap another minor if you were a minor or if it was just considered running away. Whatever the case, she grabs Stiles and hauls him to her car, because there's only one undead asshole walking around town and it's high time Stiles stopped looking so empty and dead, inside and out. Stydia, I guess.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Stiles S., Lydia M. - Complete
We'll See, Stranger by Taisi reviews
In which Luffy's long-lost brother comes back from the dead, maybe. (Nakamaship, protective!Strawhats.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 302 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Luffy, Sabo, unknown 1 - Complete
Hiding Companions by I. H. Scribe reviews
Bruce Wayne and Harry Potter meet while hiding from a reporter and an overly-aggressive mother respectively.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 424 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman] [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
One of Those Days by b7-kerravon reviews
For an Avengerkink prompt. Tony's arc reactor is fairly invasive and must have other side effects beyond the palladium poisoning. What if, as a result, Tony is unable to respond to a call to Assemble but the team doesn't know why? Misunderstandings all around! Que angst and h/c!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,934 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 462 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Jarvis - Complete
a remedy for a batch of broken souls by smileyfacebabe reviews
Post s03 au where Erica and Boyd live, but everything else stays the Erica gives Stiles an idea, to make teenagers, well, teenagers The Sheriff is surprisingly okay with it, but everyone else takes a little bit more convincing.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Stiles S., Erica R., Sheriff Stilinski - Complete
Exclusivity by Taisi reviews
A stranger flirts with the oblivious Luffy, and the Straw Hat Pirates reveal a possessive streak. (Nakamaship, drabble.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 555 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Luffy, unknown 1 - Complete
Gently by Magess reviews
Having already confided in Stiles once about his past assaults, Derek comes to him again, this time to talk about Kate.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Only Human by Magess reviews
After this last year of additional abuses at the hands of both friends and enemies, Derek finally starts to deal with the things that have been done to him after returning to Beacon Hills. There's only one place to go and one person to talk to, though, and he's not sure what to expect when he asks Stiles to listen.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H., Sheriff Stilinski - Complete
Valentine's Day by Umei no Mai reviews
A twist of fate causes Vincent Valentine to be born female. Having escaped Nibelheim she wants her son Sephiroth back, professor Hojo dead, has taken an interest in Deepground and will stop at nothing to achieve her goals. Worse still, Chaos is right behind her and he has plans of his own. Nothing will ever be the same again...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 79 - Words: 122,927 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Sephiroth - Complete
call me beep me if you wanna reach me by smileyfacebabe reviews
Cora received a lot of texts from the people she had left behind in Beacon Hills. It was probably a very good thing Derek had gotten her unlimited data messaging. Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Cora H., Derek H., Stiles S., Lydia M. - Complete
one for you, hale by smileyfacebabe reviews
Derek returns, gets an apartment (like a regular adult human being), goes grocery shopping, and finds out that the only person in this town that isn't surprised he's back is Stiles. He deserves a metal, honestly. Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
going home ain't always a pain in the ass by smileyfacebabe reviews
Derek returns home after 3A. He visits Stiles and finds he doesn't hurt. Derek, Lydia, and Stiles. Sort of Sterek, because that's my weakness.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Derek H., Stiles S., Lydia M., Sheriff Stilinski - Complete
Sail Smarter, Not Harder by fringeperson reviews
What if Usagi's average test score wasn't 30? What if she could legitimately say "I'm blonde, not dumb!" and what if... well, enough with the speculation and on with the show! I don't own Sailor Moon. Complete.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,139 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Brother Complex by Kiara Arcana reviews
Just a short story featuring an overprotective Ace. Please read and enjoy! SPOILER ALERT: Some slight spoilers from Luffy's past, the Alabasta Arc and the Whitebeard Pirates.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 182 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Winchester Luck by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Dean is drinking in a bar when a goddess walks in. The two have a conversation. Not beta read A possible quirk of Winchester luck or an explanation for that quirk in it. You decide. Rated for language
Crossover - American Gods & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Dean W. - Complete
if you were a magic card i'd pick you by smileyfacebabe reviews
Post s02, ignoring s03. The Sheriff finds eight teenagers, a twenty one year old and a supposedly dead creepy (sassy) uncle in his living room playing cards. This is the journey on how it's all Stiles' (and Derek's, Stiles argues) fault that they're there.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Unspoken by Von reviews
Captain America is the undisputed leader of the Avengers, but when he goes down? Iron Man steps up. Fury wants to know why nobody else thinks that's crazy. (A short story in two (three) parts)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 12083 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Knight's Lament by calikocat reviews
Sequel to Child of the Hellmouth and Our Pack. Everyone needs to have their say about what happened...now if only they could stop falling into wonky portals.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,777 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Xander H., Cordelia C., Yusuke U. - Complete
Fallen Legends by GreySilhouette reviews
When Anakin does not find Ventress and Ahsoka is found guilty and sentenced to death, Obi-Wan interferes and breaks her out, unable to stand by and let such a travesty of justice take place. The Council complicates matters by jumping to conclusions, and while Obi-Wan and Ahsoka attempt to find out the truth of what happened, Barriss is planning to set off another bomb...
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,313 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Obi- Wan K., Ahsoka T., Asajji Ventress, Master Windu - Complete
Garden of Shadows by AyumiFallassion reviews
Based off the Children of The Moon video. What happens after Luna takes the children? How does the colony grow, and why would she ever leave it to become Nightmare Moon? Love was her reason to disobey her sister, but will love be enough to survive?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Point of Principle by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate universe. Short piece of silliness concerning Salazar Slytherin. One shot. Tagged as 'humor' since there was no 'generally silly' option available. Rated 'T' to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Petunia D., Salazar S.] - Complete
The rebirth of Tammy Riddle by Byakugan789 reviews
One-sho. Everybody likes to write epic stories about how they've made Harry Potter different, but invariably all of them, amusing they get that far, hit upon the same stumbling block that tests our willing suspension of disbelief when they get Harry in to the exact same position of being carted off to a creepy graveyard to resurrect Voldemort. Lets change things a little, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,373 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Time for Changeling by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging and changed Harry Potter's world forever. Now he's on the hunt for family he's never known plus entangled in a web of political intrigue and subterfuge. Why does everything happen to him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,035 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Discworld by JK Pratchett reviews
After surviving the Killing Curse, Harry Potter attracts Death's curiosity. As a result, the barriers separating the Roundworld and the Discworld begin to break down, leading to more danger than Harry could ever have imagined...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,794 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P.
Here's What Honesty Gets You by Simplistically Content reviews
What should've happened that time Stiles had Danny in his room and Derek was there too. (Slash: Derek/Stiles, hinted Danny/Stiles. Danny's a tease and Stiles is awkward where Derek is just growly.)
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Derek H., Stiles S., Danny M. - Complete
Cat's Eye by Fields-of-Heather reviews
Inspired by BlackDragonQueen's wonderful story Cover Me, Ravage meets the Lancaster's cat, Beeper! Was a one-shot but now a two-shot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Ravage - Complete
Inconceivable by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Because not even Tsunade would have made the bet that Kakashi and Naruto would wind up together. Which is probably why it happened. Kakashi/FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruko U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Warrior Class by Ozzallos reviews
He hadn't asked for the fight with Ryoga. He hadn't asked for the fight with Herb. Or Kumon Ryu. Or even Saffron. He hadn't asked for this one either, but she would damn sure finish it no matter what the cost. Warhammer40k/Ranma!chan
Crossover - Ranma & Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,795 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Ranma
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 2,430 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
MoonDrop by PhoenixLady8 reviews
There was once a drop of moonlight that fell into a pond. The same pond that Jack Frost dies in. Or five times Jack heals someone else after becoming a Guardian and one time someone has to help him.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Child of the Hellmouth by calikocat reviews
Sequel to Prophecy Breaker. Third in the Our Roots go Deep series. School is back in session, and it's just another year on the Hellmouth...or is it?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 180,217 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Xander H., Yusuke U. - Complete
Welcome Home by WritingintheCandlelight reviews
"Derek?" Stiles smiled when the alpha looked back at him silently in question. "Welcome home." Pre-slash. One-shot.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
The Pull of the Tide by missaphelion reviews
Stiles appears alone at the doors of the emergency room the morning after the full moon, covered in blood with a deep slash torn across his left side. He's suffering from hypovolemic shock and barely conscious and he won't tell anyone what happened—not his hospital appointed psychiatrist, not his father. Not even his pack. (Derek/Stiles eventual slash).
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,527 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Stiles S., Sheriff Stilinski - Complete
Blunt Instrument by peroxidepest17 reviews
Companion piece to "Men of a Certain Age"- All his life, Chris Argent has lived the way of the hunt.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Chris A., Sheriff Stilinski - Complete
Protegere by VickyVicarious reviews
Alexander is the Hero, the living personification of a hero of the battlefield. One of his more obscure duties is to defeat winter each year in order to usher in spring. But Jack Frost is so very young, just a boy, and Alexander is so tired of killing... [Family fic with Jack and OC spirit; Guardians make an appearance too]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Her Pace by Arithra reviews
When Trafalgar Law first met Strawhat Luffy in the auction house on Sabaody, he like everyone else, assumed her to be male. It was a simple fact. A fact that would not survive their second meeting. Law x fem!Luffy
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,980 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 326 - Published: 5/16/2013 - T. Law, Luffy - Complete
Little Myrtle Tree by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. AU. Billa didn't know she was about to fall violently in love, not when she first heard that the dwarf king Thorin was looking for a new partner. Her main priority was still to just go home and make second dinner for herself, forgetting the entire thing ever happened. She didn't realize all of Erebor would never be the same. fem!BilboxThorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,272 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bolg, Dís - Complete
Rewired by peroxidepest17 reviews
Companion piece to "Like a Grown Up"- Derek and Isaac are wrong.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H., Sheriff Stilinski, Isaac L. - Complete
Invisible Lines by FaithDaria reviews
There's interfering, and then there's INTERFERING. Castiel's pretty good at the latter.
Crossover - Firefly & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Kaylee, Mal, Castiel - Complete
Adventures in Irony by Elfpen reviews
A four year old Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, and his evolving views on dragons. After an accident scars young Hiccup's perception of Berk's most irritating neighbors, Valhallarama tries to help, and ends up spinning part of the most ironic tale ever to grace the memories of the Haddock family. Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hiccup, Valhallarama, Stoick - Complete
The Physician's Ward by sarajm reviews
Geoffrey learns that there's a lot more to Merlin than the rumours would have you believe.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 192 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Merlin, Gaius, Geoffrey - Complete
Rule Number One by almaruth reviews
AU take on Singled Out. Gibbs returns, and the team isn't quite as pleased as he thought they'd be. Ziva and McGee stand up for Tony, and the Probie grows a backbone.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,722 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Tony D.
The Montague Street Doctor by The Circus reviews
Just because Sherlock stopped, doesn't mean the Work has to. London is John's city now and he will keep it together with stitching, string, his healing, the food off his table, and sometimes the clothes off his back. John Watson keeps going. He's good at that.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,446 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Whole Story by Earth Star reviews
When visiting North's workshop, Jack ends up telling North the whole story of his encounter with Pitch and the offer he made. The reaction was not what Jack expected.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 114 - Published: 4/17/2013 - North, Jack Frost - Complete
Forging Bonds by Belvella reviews
In a universe where shape shifters and rangers with super senses are a common occurrence. John finds out that there is someone that he truly wants and realise that he will do what ever it takes to get that one and keep him safe. WARNING SLASH McShep
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,153 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Rodney M., John S.
First Try: Zabuza by Lucillia reviews
The adventures of Momochi Zabuza House Husband, and his faithful assistant Haku. Drabbles and oneshots, not in any particular order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Zabuza M., Haku
Good Communication Skills by Lord Mendasuit reviews
A decent, convincing argument wherein you explain your reasons for doing something can go a long way in keeping a previously strained friendship intact. Sasuke is, as a matter of fact, intelligent enough to deduce this on his own, even if it might not seem so at first glance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Burning Candles by b7-kerravon reviews
A few months have passed since the Avengers fought the Chitauri, and the team is coming together, except for Tony, who seems to be coming apart. At first, Steve assumes that he's just being irresponsible and annoying, but then JARVIS clues him in. Overworked!Tony fic, for an Avengerskink prompt
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,388 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 516 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Rising by TatraMegami reviews
Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by CoffinPolish reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 5,325 - Follows: 1,460 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Coincidence and Misunderstandings by Silently Watches reviews
The Azarathian coming of age is only a few short months away for Raven, and she is struggling with some ugly truths about herself. Can a bubblegum haired thief set her straight, or just confuse her even more? Raven/Jinx, AU
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,137 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - [Raven, Jinx] - Complete
There Is Life Outside Your Apartment by Audrey Lynne reviews
Steve is adjusting to his new world. Tony shows up with a scheme. And thus begins a mixed-up crazy ride with America's most dysfunctional superheros. Tony/Pepper, Steve/Peggy plus another relationship, later, and a smattering of Clint/Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,173 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Bad Moon Hell Raisers by TheWritingMustache reviews
The Brotherhood tasks Desmond with watching over two important figures within the order while their caretaker is away. He knows what he's getting into, but his experiences with this new breed of "assassins" may not end well. Why is he truly here remains unanswered. Contains swearing, M/M, sexual situations, and gore in future chapters. COMPLETE
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,511 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - [Altaïr, Malik] Desmond M., Connor K. - Complete
A Song for the Heartsore and War-Weary by gestaltwithluck reviews
"Sorry, Ace," Marco murmured to himself as he riffled through the stack of old newspapers. "I don't know how it happened, but... I think I'm stalking your little brother."
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 336 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Marco - Complete
Of Ghosts and Gremlins by AlkalineTeegan reviews
A post-"Hiatus" exploration of how Tony and Jimmy might have become friends. Casefic with ensemble cast—minus Gibbs... kinda. He's remarkably present for being so very gone. Language and possible spoilers.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 85,209 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Tony D., Jimmy P. - Complete
Anam Cara by SerendipitousWays reviews
And when he found Sephiroth Angeal decided that he would be to him the friend he should have been the first time. [27-1-2013. For Alcolyte of the Blood Moon's request]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,398 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Harry P., Angeal H. - Complete
The Best Lies by OnyxBird reviews
A collection of short stories about Neal, Peter, and the rest of the White Collar crowd. "Dad": Neal surprises Peter by taking their cover story in an unexpected direction. "The Trees": Neal shows his colleagues an interesting collection of his paintings.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Neal C., Peter B.
AC2 Novelization by Mirror and Image reviews
Desmond is freed from Abstergo, but his responsibilities as an Assassin have only just started. Now he has to learn how to be one through an ancestor named Ezio Auditore. Rated for language and Ezio's amorous adventures.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 254,053 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Ezio A., Desmond M. - Complete
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 694 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Mortals and Svartalheim by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "…Friend Anthony- you cannot possibly," Thor started before frowning as if deep in thought. "Okay, I can take a lot of crap. But there is no way, you are a god." Anthony Edward Tyrggr Stark. Part time Asgardian? Just a little on his mother's side.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 557 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bits and Pieces by Asidian reviews
Jack's been on his own for a long time. He's used to snatching what food he can to get by, but now that he's on the Nice List, that option's off the table. The winter spirit takes it in stride - even when it means he doesn't get very much to eat - but when the other Guardians find out, they think it's a much bigger deal than Jack does.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 533 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Jack Frost, Sandy - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 11,790 - Follows: 3,598 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Wizard Next Door by fringeperson reviews
The foreign man who had bought the house next door to the Minamino's was pleasant and normal enough... apart from his home remedies which worked like magic... don't own, contains some yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,394 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Kurama M. - Complete
Meeting In The Black by fringeperson reviews
Riddick may be a 'Big Bad', but most people are who grew up on the Rim on the run from the Company. There were different sorts of 'Big Bad' too, and the baddest of the badasses all knew each other eventually. When the Hunter Gatzner crashed, Riddick found the comms and waved one such badass. His name was Mr Universe. Some strong language, oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,789 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Riddick, Mr Universe - Complete
Tone by GIRL IN STORY reviews
Conversations with Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo. No pairing. Standard disclaimers apply.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 18,356 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Iruka at Hogwarts by KT-chan88 reviews
Iruka was a sensible man, really. Ok, so jumping into a swirling vortex to save Naruto was not really a work of a sensible man. It seemed like a good idea at the time... NO SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,490 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Severus S., Iruka U.
The Holmes Brothers Fighting Experience by lazybum89 reviews
How did John and Lestrade know not to interfere between Sherlock and Mycroft having a little row between each other? Experience, painful experience… A one-shot that goes along with my other story 'It All Started in a Bank' but can be read alone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/18/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
This May Be Presumptuous by Shenandoah76209 reviews
Puck has been sent to juvie and it seems like everyone has forgotten about him at school, except for one tiny diva. Rachel revives an old custom in order to communicate with her friend Noah. Rated M to be safe because Puck can't stop cursing even when he's trying to be nice. Sequel begun and posting now.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/24/2012 - [Puck, Rachel B.] - Complete
Barring Bookings, Bail and Bondage by ravenromance27 reviews
There are laws.There are people who follow the law; people that break the law and people who administer the law. There are Mafia. There are mafia men who follow the law; mafia men who break the law and mafia men who administer the law. Then there is the Vongola, who follow the law and break the law. And then there is Decimo's Vongola-who defines their own law.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,932 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Candle In the Wind (The Fifth of Forever) by Shenandoah76209 reviews
Puck can't stand the idea of Rachel staying in Lima chained to Finn and his little dreams. So he tries to change her mind in the only way he thinks she'll listen. Rated T for Puck's foul mouth.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/27/2012 - [Puck, Rachel B.] - Complete
Picking Up Strays by peroxidepest17 reviews
Stiles has an idea named Isaac and the Sheriff has to deal with it.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,822 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sheriff Stilinski, Stiles S. - Complete
Definitively, Decidedly Dangerous and Deadly by ravenromance27 reviews
The most powerful men in the Mafia world argue about who among them is the one that is worthy of being called "Definitively, Decidedly Dangerous and Deadly.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 366 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Telekinesis for Dummies by inukagome15 reviews
Part 5 of the "It's All in the Mind" series. Tony is not an idiot. Tony built the arc reactor in a cave with a box of scraps. Tony built Iron Man with cannibalized weapons. Tony is a bona fide genius. Tony…can admit that even geniuses need help, especially when it comes from the X-Men.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,985 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier - Complete
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Turks' Way by LunaStorm reviews
If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Vincent V. - Complete
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 4,223 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Double the Strife by fringeperson reviews
Zack knew Cloud better than anyone, no matter what Aerith said. It was a guy thing. So when Zack suggested a plan that was intended for his own benefit as much as preventing the whole 'rocks fall, people die' bit... Well, he agreed. oneshot, complete, don't own. No stated pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 250 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Cloud S. - Complete
Trust Issues by matanee reviews
"You want to rip my throat out once in a while, but at least you notice me!" Derek finds Stiles with his father in the hospital, and the young Stilinski has to face new problems. And it's not only the sourwolf's trust issues. Post 2x10 Fury spoiler warning! K just because I'm paranoid.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Trust by Softwhitefuzzy reviews
Derek needs to know if Stiles knew about Scott and Gerard. Needs to so much that he finds himself outside the boys house at who knows what hour, staring at it as if it'd give him the answers instead.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S.
Good Men by Mir Queen reviews
The definition of a truly good man now became something entirely different for Anakin. His entire world shifted on its axis to make way for a better description, an even more honest and faithful adaptation of the fairytale ideals his mother instilled in him as a small child. -AU (One-shot, Stand-alone story... for now.)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Paranoid by TheSweetSerenity reviews
They called him paranoid. Pepper preferred the term cautious. Added little one shots, and then a look at the team's view on Tony.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,820 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5148 - Favs: 19,369 - Follows: 17,369 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Coulson is a Father by fakeasain56 reviews
Coulson has plenty of experience in the field of dealing with obnoxious, misbehaving children. Compared to being the parent of one six-year-old Calvin Coulson, taking care of the crazy bunch known as the Avengers is an utter doddle. If only home life was so easy.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Calvin, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Spider-Man Black by TheBeardedOne reviews
Peter Parker is alone, his aunt, best friend and girlfriend dead, killed by the Green Goblin. Now, he seeks vengeance, but help comes from the shadows and a new web is formed...
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,774 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 143 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Crossplay by Kuniklino reviews
Mito Uzumaki told Kushina that love could tame the nine-tailed beast. Mito was right. It did. Love changes everything... Chapter 9 Tenten's quest and the team shuffle
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,912 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Kushina U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Battle is an orgy of disorder, but what of after? by SageK reviews
Picks up after the movie ends… SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
The Higher Form of War by Wren Wild reviews
In another life, Tony Stark is not Iron man. He is not an Avenger. He is not one of Earth's mightiest warriors. Heroes are heroes only because the world could not withstand them otherwise. In another life, Tony Stark is not a hero.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
5 Times the Hulk Protected Bruce by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
and 1 time Bruce protected the Hulk. A short Bruce-Hulk acceptance story. Warnings: mention of attempted suicide in one of the sections.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Good Man by Seito reviews
A terrorist decides to test the limits of Tony's kindness. "Good men don't need rules. Today isn't the day to find out why I have so many." R&R
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 431 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Tony and his Robots by Heaven's Archer reviews
Tony had a reason behind each and every name, even if the people around him didn't get it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 380 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Good Outweighs The Bad by itspoodilywoots reviews
Peter Parker knew he couldn't keep up covering his identity around the other Avengers for too long but he'd hoped to evade the inevitable. Being a 16 year old Avenger is hard. At least he has Tony on his side, not to mention the God of Thunder. And who would want to argue with that guy?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Can't Phase Through by Aleim reviews
Written for Avengerkink prompt. Tony's secretly a mutant.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 219 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
The Side of the Angels by Kitty O reviews
Oneshot, no pairings. It's a good thing that the Avengers are the good guys. Otherwise, they could probably destroy the world. So just in case, S.H.I.E.L.D has plans...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Nick F. - Complete
Phil Coulson: The First Avenger by Isabel5 reviews
Pepper finds, that at a time when people with extraordinary powers are coming out of the wood work, the ordinary, every day man, will always have a place of honor among heroes.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Hawk's Nest by jdenholm reviews
Sleep never comes easy when you're in a warehouse, but it may come easier to some than others: why never to disturb Hawkeye's nest. Involves a lot of disgressing, some protective!Natasha, Tony complaining, and cuddling. Set after the movie ends. 3rd person Tony's POV, a little Tony OOCness. Not slash. Drabbleish. T for language. Includes everyone except Coulson, poor baby...ONESHOT
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Exit Stage Left by skyflyte12 reviews
Time travelling, in Harry's opinion, was a lot like being pushed down the stairs in a towel; painful, unexpected and you inevitably end up naked in the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,634 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P.
ruby red stilettos by sweetwatersong reviews
That made Loki the Wicked Witch of the West, which she had no problem with.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 784 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Ten of You by shadowblade-tara reviews
After the battle, Banner corners Steve about his jibe at Stark. Short oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 235 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Remembrance by lizardgirl101 reviews
After returning to Stark Tower, Tony does a little something to protect himself and Pepper and to remember his recently passed friend, Agent Phil Coulson. Short, fun, drabble.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Spectacular Ignorance by darke wulf reviews
What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 593 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Sacrifice Play by Elerrina Star reviews
"Sir, your reactor can no longer sustain that level of power," JARVIS warned. "It will cause a crash." - The team is in trouble and the odds aren't great, so Tony plays the sacrificial ram. Again. Team centric. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4809 - Favs: 11,627 - Follows: 5,850 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Dyne of Understanding by Nikoru-chan reviews
Thor's been trying to understand Loki for years. Tony's much faster than that. Post movie.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 276 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Some Things Aren't Funny by Izzyaro reviews
Clint plays a prank on Tony, but his reaction isn't quite what he expected. Rated for flashbacks and mentions of torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Humans by callingthequits reviews
And they laughed, like two people who, for once, made peace with the monsters inside them. :: Bruce/Tony friendship, plus an extra scene with Steve and Clint at the end.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
FailSafe by Kylie Potter reviews
Don't hold back, that was their unspoken promise. In other words, what happens when I decide there's no way Clint would have actually killed Natasha during their fight on the helicarrier.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil and Mycroft Holmes by scifigrl47 reviews
Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Makeshift Family by blindkitten reviews
Tony is kidnapped - Bruce isn't happy. Neither is the Hulk. Pepper, JARVIS and Black Widow sideline. Chaos ensues.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 145 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Of Hawks and Feathers by Victoria LeRoux reviews
Natasha finds out his secret because she's probably psychic, and suggests what has to be the worst practical joke ever. In which Clint shapeshifts, Coulson is a BAMF, and Natasha holds grudges. Obvious AU
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Coming Home by Victoria LeRoux reviews
Some days, the fight kicks your ass - but that doesn't meant you give up on it. They fought as hard as they could, just hoping it would be enough. OR: Clint, Natasha, and Tony are surrounded by enemy forces with reinforcements too far away to help. Whump.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,238 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Social Father by blindkitten reviews
There are not many things that the Hulk is even remotely "gentle" with. Apparently, Tony Stark is one of them.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 424 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Agglomeration by Silver Pard reviews
A collection of half-forgotten meme fills, with a disproportionate number of crossovers and at least a fifty percent chance of being utter crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,081 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Recovering, All Safe by Victoria LeRoux reviews
Coulson brings the team home. Also AKA the one where Fury is tired of the team getting abducted. Featuring: deranged!Natasha, loopy!Tony, violent!Thor, unconscious!Banner, holey!Clint, and very unfortunate!Steve. Challenge response. No spoilers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Shadowy Vested Interests v Tony Stark's Robot Army by chaletian reviews
Sensibly, Fury does not ask what harm Tony Stark could do, sequestered on a tropical island with nothing but a shack, a laptop running Windows 98, and two cellphones with spotty coverage, but instead tells Coulson to deal with it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Down, But Not Out by Victoria LeRoux reviews
In which Clint takes a leap, but not one of faith, Tony saves the day with a little help from Clint, they fight mud-monsters which may or may not be golems, and the weather absolutely sucks. Whump and mayhem, as usual. No spoilers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16954 - Favs: 12,479 - Follows: 10,811 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
The Jedi Kind of Had it Coming by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,727 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Revan - Complete
The Difference Between a Chuunin and a Jounin by Mirror and Image reviews
There is one notable difference between Chuunin and Jounin. Then there's the difference between Kakashi and everybody else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 180 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Across a Sea of Time by Akagami'D reviews
Shanks and Silvers Rayleigh have a chat about Whitebeard's newest commander.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/9/2012 - S. Rayleigh, Shanks - Complete
Somehow I'm the Mother of the Year by Katty008 reviews
Talia decides to pick sides once and for all and marries Bruce. She was not expecting this to involve eight children, two dogs, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 515 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Wisdom and Patience by BlackBelt reviews
"So...what you're saying is I not only have to train daily, make porcupine over there happy, do friggen math homework...I also have to be prepared to pick up my whole life to move into an empty area of woe and agony?" Hiei/Oc, sequel to Wit and Courage
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 67,067 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Hiei
Down to a T by elixette reviews
Fill for the prompt: "You know something has gone horribly wrong in your life when you recognize brain and bone scans of your best friend on sight."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Jigsaw Pieces by serendipitous-15 reviews
Friendships are made up of jigsaw pieces just waiting to be put together. A series of one shots and drabbles chronicling Tony and Jimmy's friendship through season nine, a continuation of my Tony and Jimmy friendship series.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Tony D., Jimmy P.
Fallen Hero by Proseac reviews
When a package arrives for Tony at the Navy Yard from a Virginia law firm, he's unsure what to make of it. WARNING: Minor character death.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Tony D. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle by Victoria LeRoux reviews
Tony and Clint are traipsing through a jungle filled to the brim with mutant cats, mind-scrambling crystals, rope bridges, and man-eating, genetically altered piranhas. What could possibly go wrong? Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,618 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Theodicy by Ellen Brand reviews
Sometimes all you need is someone else who's been there before. Companion to "Refuge."
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Assassin's Creed Novelization by Mirror and Image reviews
Desmond wakes up a captive of some strange lab experiment looking through these strange memories of an ancestor of his named Altair ibn La-Ahad. Rated for Desmond's mouth and Altair's violence.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 235,195 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Altaïr, Desmond M. - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Requiem For A Dream by Laine3112 reviews
After leaving the hospital, Gibbs accompanies Maddie to her mother's home in Oakland, unaware that Tony has become critically ill. Tony/Gibbs Father/Son TAG for S5 Episode Requiem.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 115 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
First Try: Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
The life and times of Shimura Tetsuo, Jounin Sensei of Team 5. Drabbles and oneshots, not in Chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012
The Uncanny Mrs Hudson by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. "Mrs Hudson knew precisely what kind of person she was offering tea to. The assassin, however, did not know what she'd added to the tea." Or: Mrs Hudson is the biggest BAMF of all.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 5,657 - Follows: 6,155 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Butterfly Effect by Kiraya reviews
Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 299,172 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
Brothers by Rivan Warrioress reviews
When Eric and Nell are adding DNA profiles to a NCIS database they uncover a shocking secret. Could it be that two of the team are actually related? Two parter.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,240 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/13/2012 - G. Callen, M. Deeks - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 4,504 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Ever Under by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Happy endings are what we make of them. Link/Midna.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Midna, Link - Complete
Honor a Hufflepuff by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry Potter has decided that the late Cedric Diggory needs to be honored, not forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,387 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by The Original Geek reviews
Gibbs is back, Tony's drunk and Fornell's feeling guilty. Minor spoilers for Hiatus Part 2, Shalom and Escaped. Third in the "A Beautiful Friendship" series.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Tony D., T.C. Fornell - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 666 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 572 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 16,516 - Follows: 4,673 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
To Change One Thing by fringeperson reviews
Haruhi never got drawn into the music room, never broke the vase, never owed a debt. She was, however, shown to the gym by Mori so that she could study in relative peace. That's really got to change a few things. Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own. MxH
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 2,810 - Follows: 592 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 4,880 - Follows: 1,096 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Not Even Death by Lucillia reviews
DI Lestrade reflects on a family legend.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/23/2011 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Harry Johnson and the Deathtrap Girl by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Sequel to Headmaster’s Socks. As Harry and Hermione enter the next stage of the relationship, it's time for them to enter their second term at the Collegium. But there's something rotten in the bowels of Hogwarts, and Ginny Weasely is in big trouble...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 82,497 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Long Live the King by Jade Tatsu reviews
According to Rayleigh, Gol D. Roger never called himself the Pirate King but someone must have. What are the exact requirements to be the Pirate King? The Gorosei has a list and one Pirate fits all the requirements. Longer summary inside...
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 339 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Luffy, Whitebeard - Complete
Where the Wild Things Bank by canoncansodoff reviews
James and Lily give the goblins of Gringotts a very good reason to ensure that their little raven-haired King of the Wild Things reaches adulthood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,566 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P.
Shifting Dark by Shivera reviews
Azkabam escapees, politicians, dementors, divided loyalties, difficult questions and, soul mates? Things are getting complicated. Mentions of slash & 3soms. Violence and some language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Draco M., Hakkai C. - Complete
Blue Agents of Destruction by Dal Niente reviews
AU, oneshot. Roxanne wakes up to find a strange creature systematically destroying her apartment. Metro Man is busy. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Lilo & Stitch & Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Roxanne R. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 6,177 - Follows: 3,341 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Volacious by Sunburned-Stickperson reviews
After having to take care of his brothers, Desmond and Ezio, Altair's decided he never wants kids. He's going away to college, and that's final. Or so he'd like to think.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Altaïr, Desmond M. - Complete
The LOVELESS Incident by RegenesisX reviews
When a certain possession of a certain commander goes missing courtesy of a certain SOLDIER Second, it's up to Cloud to return it. Or end up stuck behind a curtain all afternoon. BONUS CHAPTER: The Can Opener battle.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Take Me Out To The Ballgame by The Original Geek reviews
A night at the ballpark - what better way to relax with a friend, and Tony can use all the friends he can get. Second in the "A Beautiful Friendship" series, exploring the friendship between Tony and Fornell. Spoilers for Hiatus, Call of Silence.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Tony D., T.C. Fornell - Complete
Yami no Hedwig by Fox Moonshadow reviews
Given a second chance, a former Yami must look after his new Light. This would be easier without the feathers. Drabble-ish. Non-Linear One-Shots.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,677 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hedwig, Yami Bakura
Take a Picture by Little Minamino reviews
It was all Hughes' fault. Hughes and his ever present camera. Parental!RoyEdAl. No Yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Balance by VickyVicarious reviews
Eventually Sokka realizes that Aang does not embody 'balance' the way an Avatar supposedly should. No, weirdly enough it's Zuko who does that instead.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 514 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
A New Perspective by fringeperson reviews
oneshot drabble that I don't own. Arthur contemplates the letters he gets from his sons and only daughter after their sortings. It has forced him to reconsider the way he looks at some things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 159 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Arthur W. - Complete
Just Like Bad Wallpaper by midnightluck reviews
Somehow, it seems that every time he turns his back, another teen moves into his Manor. Basically, five times Bruce adopted a superkid without his knowledge, and that one time he did it on purpose.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 194 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Introspective by SEREMcKnight reviews
Tony finds comfort, support, understanding and a surprising ally after a weekly ritual brings someone new into his life. Slight AU/OOC
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Tony D.
Just Words by Tellytubby101 reviews
Sally, Sherlock and Mycroft discuss titles-freak, psychopath, sociopath, autism, Asperger's and sergeant-and what they all mean. Set pre-John. One shot. GEN.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H. - Complete
An Expert in Nameology by Jukebox Hound reviews
How Zack settled on 'Spike' as Cloud's fanon nickname. SxC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
It Was Never Punishment by Ozzyols reviews
What did Vance say to Tony when he got back from the USS Seahawk? What was he real reasons for sending Tony out there if not to punish him for Jenny's death? This is my take on why Tony became Agent Afloat.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Tony D., L. Vance - Complete
Wit and Courage by BlackBelt reviews
"Kidnapping ploys, murder schemes, terrifying demons hell bent on destroying the balance of the three worlds…this is our life, monkey, welcome to it." Hiei/Oc, sequel to Will and Determination. Complete!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 413,457 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Hiei - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11870 - Favs: 10,726 - Follows: 4,383 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Wooing Lady Luck by Jedi Buttercup reviews
"Two tychokinetics running in the same pack had just been asking for trouble." 2F2F era, mutants/specials AU.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Brian O., Agent Bilkins - Complete
Sour Cherry Pie Life by FaithDaria reviews
Dean has retired to the civilian life. Too bad no one told the serial killer currently stalking teenagers in Indiana.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,693 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 495 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Dean W., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
First Try: River Country Con by Lucillia reviews
Team 5 oneshot: After losing the traveling funds on their first C rank, Team 5 is forced to recoup their losses in a most creative manner. The things Naruto is willing to go through for his teammates...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 165 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Secretary to the Generals by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. do not own. Cloud realised that joining SOLDIER wouldn't get him close to his heroes or in a position to help them for a Very Long Time. He found another way to be of assistance. Yaoi, but nothing heavy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,192 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 462 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
A Million Little Things and Then Some by serendipitous-15 reviews
A series of one-shots and ficlets chronicling Tony and Jimmy's friendship in season 8. Part of my Tony and Jimmy friendship series and sequel to 'An Unlikely Friendship' and 'Friendship's Unlikely Turns'.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,729 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Tony D., Jimmy P. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 7,827 - Follows: 4,015 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sins of the Father by Archea reviews
At 221B, Lestrade confronts another Holmes - a much less amenable one. Paternal!Lestrade and Sherlock. Rated T for emotional abuse.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Open Doors by ighttior reviews
Sherlock muses on what makes a friend, and how John managed to slip into his heart unnoticed. On the other hand, maybe not only John…Companion piece to Closed Doors, from Sherlock's POV.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Like Minded by Fabulist reviews
Eugene is bored out of his mind at another ball until he spots someone spiking the punch. Oneshot. Appearances from many Disney characters.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
Mar Memories by Smite1 reviews
Jak does not actively remember Haven/Spargus, subconciously he knows it. He recognises the streets, it practically scares him when he first notices. The people aren't as easily recognised... Or are they? T for a few words. P.S SPOILERS!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,188 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Jak M.
The Gap Theorem by Bacon.The.Bard reviews
"Anthony DiNozzo, comma, M.D." Tony had been a doctor, until he discovered that it was easier to prevent something from breaking that to fix it after it had. Tag to "Broken Heart" Gen, Tony-Centric, features Doctor!Tony. Oneshot. Original Character Death.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
Naked Consequences by Lolenone reviews
AU. Tony gets into some trouble, and ends up tied to a backporch - in just his underwear. The year is '93, it's winter and poor little Tony is only 11 years old. He is saved by a blue eyed little 'angel'. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,529 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Scheherazade's Day Job by Sequitur reviews
Between Seasons Three and Four. "I think that any plan that turns on the fulcrum of Tony not annoying someone is probably a pretty flawed plan."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Misssing Her by Kat Nightfox reviews
The Doctor isn't the only one who misses Rose..
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - 10th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Six and Counting by Bacon.The.Bard reviews
' "On your Six, Boss," McGee says quietly, and dares anyone to think he said it on accident.' Six times McGee announces he has Tony's six. Gen/Friendship. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Comparing Notes II by Ocianne reviews
The first international Kid heist in nine years is taking place in Denver... but things never go the way you plan. DCMK crossover with The Magnificent Seven. Sequel to Comparing Notes. [Don't copy to another site.]
Crossover - Magnificent Seven & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,539 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Ezra S., Kaito K., Saguru H. - Complete
Flowers of Antimony by Lady Norbert reviews
"Fullmetal, you're the only guy I know who can turn getting married into an international incident." Ed's wedding plans get disrupted when unknown forces attack Central City. Post-Brotherhood, spoilers; ensemble. Volume 1 of the "Elemental Chess" trilogy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,370 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
In The Stars by SnoopMaryMar reviews
Tony gets a surprise at 2AM and Gibbs learns a valuable lesson.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 259 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 10,084 - Follows: 3,936 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Giftwrapped by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 221 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
The Only One by TitansRule reviews
Sometimes it felt like she was the only one who remembered. Kate contemplates the dangers of a cough. Set at some time in Season 5, but Kate's alive.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/13/2011 - [Kate T., Tony D.] - Complete
Diplomacy by Weiila reviews
There is an age-old trick to estabilish an alliance between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does. What-if story, Jaina/Thrall.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall - Complete
Breaking and Entering by Sekihara Tae reviews
Cloud and Tifa know how to handle Reno.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Tifa L., Reno - Complete
The Fifth Act: Yuffie Redux by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot giftfic. Post 'The Fifth Act' - Cloud goes to rescue Yuffie AGAIN. Genesis and his 'nephew' tag along.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 194 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Hall of Mirrors by Silver Pard reviews
Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007
The Greatest Thing You Will Ever Learn by Laryna6 reviews
DQV Debora knows exactly why she was chosen as the Heavenly Bride. And she will never forgive her husband for it. Not even over both their dead bodies. He should have picked her because she was obviously the best choice, not because of something so...
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Named for Loyalty by Lost-Remembrance reviews
Three times Dastan proved his loyalty and the one time that he didn't have to. It wasn't his fault his brothers seemed to attract assassination attempts. Pre-movie.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Dastan, Tus - Complete
Dango by lirance reviews
Oneshot. When Naruto joins ANBU, it is a little like coming home after many strange and wonderful things. Sometimes, there is a simplicity in returning to those who raised you that feels better than any battle rush.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nothing to Offer by Killjoyncis reviews
What was Tony Dinozzo thinking following the events of "Minimum Security"? Everyone thought they knew him so well...but what they don't know? Is that Tony is ALWAYS undercover.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
Five Familial Cliches by Sonic Serendipity reviews
Or, four times Nate unconsciously spoke out of the Dad Handbook and one time that turnabout was fair play.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Nathan F. - Complete
Thinking Outside The Box by The Original Geek reviews
Tony is hurt and heartsick after the events of Boxed In. Will helping someone even worse off than him help ease the pain? First in the "A Beautiful Friendship" series.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Tony D., T.C. Fornell - Complete
Classified by Adri1577 reviews
High security clearance doesn't come over a night, a week or even a month. It takes years to get it. And how much does Don really know about his brother? What was Charlie's life like in pre-series? Oneshot
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Charlie E. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 4,185 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Big Brother D by trip-trap reviews
Some are born big brothers; some have big-brother-ness thrust upon him. Dudley's the latter, and the best you could say is he's grudging about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Crossing the line by PaBurke reviews
Word of Nathan Ford gets around.
Crossover - Leverage & White Collar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Peter B. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5688 - Favs: 13,486 - Follows: 6,652 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 6,445 - Follows: 1,851 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
Whispers of an Eagle by Vaoni reviews
The five times that Altair was talked about and the one time that Malik defended him. Altair/Malik
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Altaïr, Malik
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 790 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 120 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Gutter Rat by muted hitokiri reviews
Shortly after their engagement, Tamina's advisors discover Dastan's true roots, forcing her to consider what they might mean for the future of their relationship, as well as Alamut's alliance with Persia. Dastan/Tamina, with some brotherly bickering thro
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
EyeShine by fringeperson reviews
ONESHOT. DO NOT OWN. COMPLETE. His immortality had taken him by surprise, but thanks to its presence, he got to find out what his animagus was. He got to meet some interesting people as well.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 277 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Stranded by Snotwing reviews
This is a strange little friendship fic - Sarah McGee dumps her cheating boyfriend in the middle of a road trip. She should have waited until they made it to the hotel, but hindsight is 20/20. Who will bail her out when she can't reach Tim? COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,668 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sarah McG., Tony D. - Complete
Heart of Electrum by JennMel reviews
One son with a heart of gold, one son with a heart of silver, and then a third son...the adopted son with a heart to forge the link between two brothers, the bond which would one day become the heart of Persian rule.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,635 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Dastan - Complete
Prodigal Son by TranquillityofPassion reviews
Don gets a scary flashback that seems to make him re-evaluate his relationship with his brother.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Inadvertent Injection by Jeune Ecrivain reviews
Frustrated by her conflicting feelings surrounding Dastan, Tamina examines the dagger on a whim and accidentally discovers an unknown functionality that makes coping much easier. DASTAMINA
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
Guardian by forthrightly reviews
COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Soul Deep by Xanthe2 reviews
Most people never touch another person's soul, but when a 20 year old Leroy Gibbs meets an 8 year old Tony DiNozzo it sparks an event that links them forever. This story is set in an AU where people have external souls in animal form called daemons.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,592 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Family Matters by caffinebunny reviews
Peter didn't realise that Neal had a brother. Or that his oldest sister was living so close. And just why is Nate Ford in town?
Crossover - Leverage & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,396 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Erase this by Rinne reviews
Theft happens everywhere. Nikki is not impressed when she's affected by it in the FBI office. Gen. Nikki, Charlie, Don, Colby, David, Liz. COMPLETE
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Nikki B., Colby G. - Complete
Emperor Dragon by Blonde Empress reviews
To save Sam and Bobby, Dean is forced to make a deal with a kind of demon they didn't know existed. The big problem is - he likes the results. NOW COMPLETE.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 112,327 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Unrequited by AkumaStrife reviews
Yuffie always tries her best to get his attention, and usually ends up a frustrated, raving mess. And Cloud empathizes because he understands all too well what it’s like to be in love with Squall Leonhart. Drabble-ish series
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,836 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Cloud S., Yuffie K. - Complete
Short Letters and Dry Powder, Everything She Needs by atsuibelulah reviews
Dean asks for help without meaning to, and Neal and Kate respond the best way that two busy thieves can. Sequel to The Fires in Their Eyes. Dean/Kate, pre-threesome Dean/Neal/Kate
Crossover - Supernatural & White Collar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Dean W., Kate - Complete
Hollow by JennMel reviews
Obi-Wan has always had a secret. And Qui-Gon could not, must not, ever know. If he did, then they would never even make it to Tatooine, let alone deal with the rest to come. One perfect possible future, that's all Obi-Wan needed to achieve...that's all.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 224 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Autopsy Gremlin by serendipitous-15 reviews
Just what did Tony think of Jimmy when he first arrived? Part of my Tony and Jimmy friendship series.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Thunderstorm by Burenda reviews
With the Krimzon Guard seemingly out for both their heads, Jak's idea of babysitting the kid was hiding in a ditch. Complete.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jak M., Kid - Complete
The Tautology Of Tangential Transformation by HalfshellVenus1 reviews
Gen Iron Man I story: After Afghanistan, it wasn't just Stark Industries' identity that began changing.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, H. Yinsen - Complete
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 3,699 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Reckless Abandon by hollow echos reviews
The team goes off world to help with a routine evacuation mission during a monsoon. Rodney's left behind on the planet and water levels are rising. Our favorite scientist is left praying for a miracle and a last minute rescue from his teammates.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,316 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 4,402 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Page Torn by mayachain reviews
It never occurred to David that maybe he was supposed to be the one to reach out. Futurefic, established slash in the background
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Off the Grid by PurpleMoon3 reviews
John's got an army of genetically enhanced super soldiers. Now what? WIP sequel to 'A Few Dozen Good Soldiers'
Crossover - Dark Angel & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/22/2010
Winchester Marines by PurpleMoon3 reviews
For Winchesters, insanity is in the blood.
Crossover - Dark Angel & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,590 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Ben, Ben B. - Complete
Making It Work by Etrixan reviews
Zack knows the Nibelheim mission isn't going well. Taking Cloud along to dig the General out of the basement is a gamble, but his only hope. There's no way he could've foreseen everything that would result from it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,800 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
The Perils of Lemon by flashwitch reviews
How did Rodney and Carson get to know each other? Why does Rodney call Carson his best friend? Here's a story exploring that. NOT SLASH.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Carson B., Rodney M. - Complete
Sanguine Analysis by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
A wounded and discharged war veteran takes a job as a medical examiner and meets a very interesting consultant over a body in Lauriston Gardens. AU Modern retelling of 'A Study in Scarlet' with our two favourite boys and a tale of mystery & bromance...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,429 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The caravan of life shall always pass by bbdarknyss reviews
The events of the movie have an adverse effect on Dastan. ficlet, post!movie, brother!angst
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Tus, Garsiv - Complete
So They'll Know by JadeBear77 reviews
Tony doesn't think he's getting out of this one.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Legend by Avampyre reviews
The scientists returning from Atlantis have made McKay a legend on Earth.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Rodney M. - Complete
A Night on the Town by caffinebunny reviews
Someone's been buying Parker drinks. The boys do not approve.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
Destiny By Any Other Name by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Post-movie, Tamina POV. "I cannot imagine what circumstance would have led me to invest such faith in any outsider, no matter how earnest and charming he appears."
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Tamina - Complete
Previous Engagement by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - Ran and Shinichi arrive at the Tendo dojo with a problem that only one Saotome Ranma can fix. Now if only the residents would LISTEN to them...
Crossover - Ranma & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,424 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
sacred mission's bane by irnan reviews
"In summary, I'm going to spend the rest of my life as your consort dressing up and doing nothing," Dastan says cheerfully. Tamina shrugs. "Knowing you, I'm sure something will come up." He grins. "Knowing you, Princess."
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Tamina, Dastan - Complete
Drums of War by Lady Avarice reviews
Hail the beat of horses' hooves, They beat the Drums of War
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Friendship's Unlikely Turns by serendipitous-15 reviews
A series of one-shots and drabbles chronicling Tony and Jimmy's friendship through season seven. Sequel to 'An Unlikely Friendship'.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Tony D., Jimmy P. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 16067 - Favs: 10,916 - Follows: 8,344 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter: Raven by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
.AU. Harry Potter is the Boy Who Lived. Harry Potter is the most powerful being of his generation. Harry Potter is the son of the demon Trigon. He is Raven of the Teen Titans. CHP 18 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,488 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Harry P., OC
The Gauntlet by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Because Gabriel was loved, they would not stand by. Short One-Shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Gabriel - Complete
Juniper by Agent Spielplatz reviews
A conspiracy within Konoha leads to a near fatal encounter for Naruto on the night of the Genin Exams. As he copes, his team struggles to work together and live up to the Hokage’s expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,830 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Leave The Confusion And All Disillusion by Misato reviews
Neal Caffrey walks into the bar of his dreams and meets a Shepherd. He's sure he's heard a joke like this once. Gen, Written for the Walked Into A Bar challenge.
Crossover - Firefly & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Book, Neal C. - Complete
The Fires in Their Eyes by atsuibelulah reviews
Dean Winchester walks into a bar and meets a very interesting individual.
Crossover - Supernatural & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,371 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Dean W., Neal C. - Complete
For want of a nail by Aoi24 reviews
A person dies and the world is changed. Dadan and his charges in the years before when they hide deeper than before because there is no-one left to protect them. AU. Character death. Pre-chapter 568 and the full revelation of Dadan. COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 835 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Ghost of a Chance by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
Umbridge punishments of Harry lead to him finding more family than he knew he had, but damn does he fit in with them. SPN Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,470 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Dean W.
Shadow of the Phoenix by Calamitynexus reviews
Harry doesn't go looking for trouble. It just finds him. This time it's in the guise of a dying boy. How was Harry supposed to know that saving him would have consequences that would change the Wizarding World forever? Now with more Kaiba! R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,473 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
McSister by SnoopMaryMar reviews
A oneshot look at the strange yet wonderful friendship between DiNozzo and McGee.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Learning to Walk by LdyAnne reviews
Rodney McKay was the kid who always sat in the corner of the cafeteria by himself to eat his lunch. Written for the 'Continuing Education' challenge on Flashfic. Warning for language and minor character death.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Published: 2/25/2010 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
The Last Word by thelastcity reviews
McGee scoffed. He was in another one of those 'I know better than Tony' phases and not at all pleased to have been both taken down again and then corrected again by the man.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
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Waiting For My Real Life To Begin reviews
When Rodney makes a wish after Arcturus, he's whisked away to Sunnydale. With few options, he joins the Scoobies. But how much will fighting demons change him? StargateAtlantis/Buffy cross, Rodney and Xander centric. Might move to SG archives.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,930 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Xander H.
How Did I Forget? reviews
Jack remembers but there's an intruder. Final piece of the Memory Trilogy. This will probably be revamped, if I can get constructive feedback. I'm not as happy with this one, but its still good.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Remember me yet? reviews
Riddick rescued Jack from the whore housemedical testing facility she was in but she doesn’t remember him. Determined to make her remember him, he struggles with the urge to make her his, in all ways.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Complete
Black with Blue reviews
It’s been three year since the nightmare planet. Jack, hauled back to where she had come from after the first two, is desperate for a way out. Her only comfort is the dark, and her small, blue glow.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Complete