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Joined 11-06-03, id: 482724
Author has written 11 stories for La Femme Nikita, NCIS, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, and Hawaii Five-0.
just another frustrated passionate writer...you know the kind.
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Tie the Knot by Payton79 reviews
Statistics say arranged marriages have a better chance at lasting. Is that still true if the couple is chosen by a group of experts and married on TV with at least one partner in it for the wrong reasons? A lost bet, the promise of money and a stranger for a bride. Will confirmed bachelor Edward Masen find a match made in heaven or hell? Inspired by the show Married at First Sight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,990 - Reviews: 2399 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 12/21/2015
Rain Must Fall by drotuno reviews
It's always been said that Mother Nature finds a way to assert her power. This time, she unleashed something that walls and fences couldn't contain. Separated by an entire country, Edward and Bella must fight to stay alive in a world determined to destroy them, a world Edward must cross to get to his family, and a world where the dead don't always stay dead. Rated M AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 3603 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Complete
Show, Don't Tell by Nolebucgrl reviews
Phone sex operator Isabella Swan's, typical night takes a turn with her last phone call of the evening. Her sexy caller gives her more than she anticipated. What happens when real life collides with fantasy? Contest entry for the Control, Possess, Seduce Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,451 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 3/12 - Bella, Edward
Just This Side of Crazy by deviant bamboo reviews
I deal in crazy all day long, but meeting her made me question my own sanity. Maybe she was certifiably insane, but I believed her. So what did that make me? ***Meet the Mate Contest entry - Voted Most Potential for a Full Story***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,339 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward
Bus Stop by Edward's Eternal reviews
It's Bella's birthday. A badly fitted skirt, a cocky passenger and some unwanted help make this a bus ride, and a day she never expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,717 - Reviews: 5263 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 4/30 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Bella signs a contract with Edward to enter into a marriage based on financial gain. She's looking to take the easy road and instead finds a nearly impossible one she must travel on the path to finding herself, along with everything she never knew she wanted. This is the struggle of a broken little girl growing into the woman she's destined to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 414,353 - Reviews: 12074 - Favs: 6,958 - Follows: 9,068 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Evolution by deviant bamboo reviews
Given all of our current theories on evolution and natural selection, we have never come close to explaining the large leaps that some species are able to achieve...until now. Until HER.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,959 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Bella, Edward
Table 10 by JiffyKate reviews
She knows where she came from and where she's going, often feeling stuck in a rut and like she needs a redo on life. He's kind and generous, and she doesn't quite know what to make of him. All he seems to want is her pie. "Where have you been all my life?" ... "Are you talking to the pie or me?" ... "Both." - An entry for the Control. Possess. Seduce. Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,341 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 280 - Published: 3/11 - Complete
The Student Body by drotuno reviews
When Bella's subject drops out of her experiment with less than two months left before her thesis is due, she panics. In walks Edward Cullen, best friend and fellow med student. Staying clinical may prove difficult when things get personal. Rated M ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,341 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/14 - Complete
Not In Our Favor by TwilightCakes reviews
Katniss thinks she had found her happily ever after with Peeta, but when a hunting accident lands her in the hospital, she wakes up discovers she has no idea who he is. Her memories of life for the last two years are all blurry, but she does however remember Gale. Will the baker that seems to be her polar opposite be able to win her over twice? AU. *WINNER* Everlark Smut Awards!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 222,992 - Reviews: 3969 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Little Dreamer by LyricalKris reviews
Our story opens with a frightened seventeen-year-old girl on the run- battered, starved, exhausted and nine months pregnant. How this is going to turn out is anyone's guess. Life never does know how to play fair.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,140 - Reviews: 4500 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When the Moon Fell in Love with the Sun by Mejhiren reviews
"It's something out of an old tale: a golden young man in a white bearskin, striking strange bargains with desperate souls on the cruelest night of winter." AU fic, based on the fairy tale "East of the Sun & West of the Moon." Peeta Mellark, winner of the 74th Hunger Games, returns from his Victory Tour to make the starving Everdeens an offer they can't refuse.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 296,837 - Reviews: 3232 - Favs: 3,446 - Follows: 4,290 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 8/17/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.]
Three Dogs and a Painting by compass54 reviews
A divorcee painting a beach landscape. A stranger and his young dogs playing on the sand. The story of how a childhood vacation, two mutts, a pedigree pug, an incomplete painting, and an ex-husband all play a part in bringing these two together. A birthday present for Planetblue. E&B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,629 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 173 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Key West by pattyrose reviews
Bella is 5 minutes away from what's to be her happiest day - when a phone call changes it all. Frustrated and pissed-off, she embarks on a 10 day vacay to Key West, hoping for some space in which to clear her head, but when she meets the cocky, flirty and sexy-as-sin diving instructor, her plans take a much steamier turn. BxE Summer Short Story with M thru F updates. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,702 - Reviews: 3669 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tip of the Spear by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The "tip of the spear" - in the military, they are the front line; the initial attack that draws first blood. As a CACO in the United States Marine Corps, Capt. Masen delivers that leading blow, too. He's often faced with handling the collateral damage this life can bring. He's accepted that love & commitment aren't for him…until she opens the door.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 238,971 - Reviews: 7276 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 3,278 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Copy Room by Edward's Eternal reviews
Sometimes flippant words are really the truth spoken out loud. What happens when someone overhears you and decides to give you what you secretly want but never knew?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,207 - Reviews: 7734 - Favs: 4,019 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Holds Barred by jayhawkbb reviews
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 2695 - Favs: 3,313 - Follows: 4,094 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5755 - Favs: 4,022 - Follows: 3,647 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3172 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 1,059 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Morning Light by Akicks reviews
Six years after Breaking Dawn, the family heads back to school. This is the story of Nessie and Jacob, their blooming relationship, new friendships, and of course, vampire problems! standard couples, rated for safety. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 98,632 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Everything You Need To Know by bite-or-avoid reviews
She’s shared her body with many men. She’s shared herself with only one. It has been a very recent consideration that the two aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive. B/B *Spoilers through 5x07*
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Left Behind by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
What if Edward and Bella did go to Dartmouth? AU, picks up from chapter 6 of Breaking Dawn. Rated T for all things Twilight - adult themes/situations. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,411 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Static by AnaG reviews
Bella is a determined and bright freshman at Dartmouth's Medical School who doesn't believe in love. When she accepts a new job as an assistant, alongside Edward, will he make her believe? Or confirm her theories? AH, R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,084 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2767 - Favs: 2,392 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Contraventions by LedaTreize reviews
In a different past, there was no Zak to bring Apollo and Starbuck together, so when pure chance effects their meeting, what kind of future do they make? And what rules get broken?
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,156 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck
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Sticks and Stones reviews
Epilogue posted. Thank you so much for reading over the years! Spoilers for everything.
La Femme Nikita - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,846 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 11/5/2004
Objects In Mirror Are Closer Then They Appear reviews
Danny's thought on his ex in "Heihei". It felt almost like a first date. Only it wasn't.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Danny W. - Complete
Something to Remember reviews
Nikita is still in Section but some old faces are coming back. Takes place 13 years after the last episode of LFN. Read and Review!
La Femme Nikita - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,677 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/3/2006
Endless Symphony reviews
Michael's thoughts during "Gates of Hell" as he played the Cello in his loft. Very short one-shot. I love reviews!
La Femme Nikita - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
The Wild, Wild West BSG Style reviews
AU story set in the Wild West no spoilers. Starbuck leads a gang of bandits. Lee is a Staff Sergeant in the United States Army. Well, when HAS it been easy for them? Read and Review please!
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo
The Time it Takes to Blink
Spoilers for 33 and the miniseries! A little LeeKara but mostly Lee angst. Read and Review!
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Published: 5/21/2007 - L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
Who's Going to Watch You Die? reviews
Oneshot, Ziva centric, post the episode Grace Period. Please read and review!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Ziva D. - Complete
Save Some of That for Me reviews
Updated Finally! TATE, of course. Pretwilight and as if it never happened.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,987 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 11/25/2004
Heads Down reviews
Spoilers for “Head Case”. This is just a oneshot based on a short comment in this episode by Gibbs. Implied Slash.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Tony D. - Complete
If the Cover Fits reviews
One Shot. Spoilers for Under Covers. Tony and Ziva's thoughts but not really a pairing.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Complete
Soft like Steel reviews
NikitaMichael introspective written pre Season 4, contains Season 3 spoiler. Just a bit of fluff I wrote years ago.
La Femme Nikita - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2004