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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, and Fate/stay night.

24 y.o Kiwi Male.

I enjoy listening to music, watching movies, playing computer games, and I write fanfiction when the whimsy takes me.

For the most part though, it's the Harry Potter and Fate/Stay Night franchises, though I like Nanoha, Prototype, Starcraft, Campione!, Sekirei, Pokemon, Naruto and Familiar of Zero too - provided they're well written. And not all together.

If it's a crossover between two series, don't add a third one half way through. Mention a single character, maybe, but not the entire cast and half the plotline. No one wants to read Harry Potter the Blacklight Jedi TSAB Enforcer with a Zanpakuto (Bleach's Soul-Cutter Swords) and a shiny Charizard, fighting against Campione!Super-Sayajin!Naruto and his harem of alien wagtails in the midst of the fifth Halkeganian Grail War.

Archer is a Shiny Shirou.
And the Steel/Ghost Pokemon Doublade's Shiny colours are Silver and Red... Coincidence? Let's face it, that would be an awesome crossover to see, even if there's not a full story behind it.

Gaara gets sand manipulation, Yugito has enhanced fire manipulation, Yagura has Coral, Roshi gets Lava manipulation, Han has steam, Utakata has bubble release, Fu flies, Killer B gets ink... Even the Jubi/Shinju has the Rinnegan... Naruto gets... Healing? Nope, that's an innate Uzumaki trait... Sensing negative emotions? Nope. The shaft? Seems like it. Unless his solid henge is thanks to the kyuubi...

One thing that bugs me about Naruto: His first original technique was a transformation - but he never thinks to use it to go and buy the basic necessities, without the demon-container surcharge.

Another is that he needs to be told about the Kage Bunshin's returning memory to their owner. You think he would've worked that out inside the first week, if not the first time, when he (x500) wailed on Mizuki.

And Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler

Sasuke. Nukenin, should be S-ranked, on par with Itachi and Orochimaru (he's certainly capable enough, if not quite on their level), apprentice to the most vile nukenin in the history of Konoha, one that killed a reigning Kage no less, and he's given a slap on the wrist and freedom to continue wandering. Worse, he wins the girl that the protagonist/hero/main character wants, and doesn't even stick around to raise their child.

One of the many, many things that bugs me about Harry Potter is that Dumbledore basically sets Harry up to die. Another is that nobody actually killed Voldemort, and then took out the Horcruxes while he was discorporate - much easier to do when he's not breathing down your neck, I'd assume.

DragonBall Z - Vegeta, in his base form, way back, before ever even arriving on earth, was able to destroy planets. His first appearance, a filler episode, he destroyed Arlia, with the creepy bug dudes. Just think about that for a moment. A base form Saiyan, with a power rating of about 19,000, could destroy a planet.

A super saiyan starts at around 1,000,000. That's a million. As in more than 50 times as powerful.

And Goten and Trunks are able to go SS as kids. One temper tantrum to destroy the world. Goku, in his SS3 form, probably sneezes at more than 1m... Yeah.

And the average human has a power level of around 5, whereas Master Roshi, on the upper end of the human power scale, has 139. Then we have Krillin in the region of hundreds of thousands (canon puts him at 75k on Namek, beyond that point, his power levels weren't noted)

In contrast, Goku's base form is 3 Million in the Buu saga.

Which is another thing that bugs me. Saiyins, elite warrior race, their base form's best is 3 million. PiccoloNailKami, Namekian, 1.15 billion. What the HELL?!

As for Portal 2, I don't understand all the Wheatley love people have. Even before it's revealed that he's the Intelligence-Dampening Sphere, He does his very best to belittle and demean Chell/the player, make the worst possible decisions, and, in general, fail at anything useful. And then he tries to kill PotatOS, sending you to old Aperture in the process. Good job breaking it - and by it I mean everything - Moron. And then he ignores all the reactor critical warnings, etc etc. And then he tries to kill you.

Why do people like him again?

On a related note, I actually like the snarky, sarcastic GLaDOS/PotatOS. Sure, she wants to kill you, but you did murder her first, in self-defense. And she does let you go after it's all said and done.

On pairings;


By no means do I expect a Sir Harry Galahad and his merry band of Chaste Knights:

Harry x Ginny doesn't seem realistic to me. Ginny is more of a fangirl than a proper love interest ('You won't be happy unless you're fighting Him' - from HBP - is often used as a tool to depict Ginny as a vapid girl whom never actually knew Harry at all.)

Others have expressed this view before myself, but it doesn't detract from the validity. Hell, Luna has greater character depth and growth, and we only see her from OotP onwards. Ginny will only have any significance whatsoever as a plot device in my stories. That, and their respective Black relatives (their grandmothers) being cousins. (Dorea Black=Charlus Potter, Cedrella Black=Septimus Weasley)

And that's without considering that girls often grow up to look a lot like their mothers, and Molly Weasley is best described as 'plump', with a voice akin to a Banshee.

And Harry, with his upbringing (Dursleys) is hardly likely to fall for a spoiled, domineering woman.

Harry x Slytherin is just asking for ostracisation, both for himself and the Slytherin girl in question.

Don't even get me started on Slash. We have enough Canon evidence pointing to Straight!Harry. I'm not homophobic (some of my friends are gay), but I find no appeal in it personally. There will not be Harry x Male shipping. Ever. In any of my fics. Ever. I'm not above hints of fem!slash though, being a healthy male.

Harry-Death Eater/Junior DE pairings (Such as Bellatrix or Pansy), is entirely unlikely to happen, given that, ya'know, they're trying to kill him. That and Bellatrix already has a husband. There will be no Harry x Pureblood Bigot. And that's ignoring the Pedophilia.

Slash-DE pairings are even worse. Not only are they trying to kill him, but several have children, indicating they're straight. Adding to that, some of the DEs are (theoretically) serial rapists, so... definitely no Harry x Male Pedophile Pureblood Bigot.

Draco-Harry... Ugh. Hey, I know I've belittled, insulted, and cursed you for the last X years, but that really just means I want to bend you over a desk... Uhh... No. See above.

Severus-Harry... Hey, I know I've belittled, insulted, and cursed the name of your father for the last X years, was lusting after your mother, betrayed them to their deaths, would like to see your Godfather dead, and was willing to feed him to a dementor, along with your psudeo-uncle Remus (PoA), and am twenty years your senior, but how about you jump into bed with me... No. Sicko. See above.

LV/TMR-HP slash is... wtf? Seriously. He's pushing seventy to Harry's teens, killed his parents, killed thousands of others (by hand or via his minions), and wants him dead. How that translates to any kind of intimate relationship beggars belief. Once again, see above. And that's without taking into account the whole 'Snakeface' appearance.

That and even a gay!Harry wouldn't be a sub in a relationship. After all, he's a leader, not a follower, with a temper, and wouldn't accept anyone pushing him around - in or out of the bedroom. /rant

I'm not even going to touch anything 'mpreg' with a ten foot long pole. Males do not possess the appropriate reproductive organs to produce an egg, let alone carry a developing foetus. And I doubt that 'magic' can change enough of someone's genetic code to make that possible, since even Polyjuice (a controlled potion, requiring rare ingredients and a lengthy brewing time) only lasts an hour.

Along the lines of Harry/Draco/Snape/OC is a magical creature... Firstly, any creature, with the exceptions of Vampires and Werewolves, would be a matter of heritage. Draco is a 'Pureblood', and so has no creature inheritance. Snape is a 'halfblood' posing as a 'pureblood', and I dare say that any creature inheritance he had would be rather obvious to his masters. And it's clear that neither James nor Lily were a Veela/Nymph/Sylph/Merman/insert creature here. OCs are allowed to have bullshit heritages, as part of their bullshit snowflake character. That doesn't mean they're suddenly going to find twue wuv with a main character. Harry's been able to shake off an Imperious since age 14, people, nothing's going to control him.

And speaking of heritages, this time referring to banking and titles: If he were Harry James Potter-Black-Peverell, that's one thing. Sirius, his godfather, and cousin via Harry's grandmother, Dorea Potter nee Black, could have named him as his heir. Potter-Black-Peverell-Lupin-Pettigrew-Gaunt-Riddle-Snape-Malfoy-Avery-Lestrange-Gryffindor-Hufflepuff-Slytherin-Le Fay-Ambrosius-Windsor-Pendragon... Not so much. And needing 29.5 wives... no. If even a third of that were the case, surely we would've heard of his immediate ancestors being in similar circumstances, as it's not really something to live down.

On a side note: Anyone shipping Romione is being silly (JKR included). Couples that fight as frequently as they seem to would NOT last. I've best seen it expressed as 'One would end up on a mortuary slab, the other in Azkaban.' He belittles her regularly, argues with her over the smallest things, and, quite simply, isn't on her level.

She's a high flying academic, he's an unmotivated slob. She's muggleborn, and he's dismissive of muggles (Not quite a Malfoy level bigot, but dismissive - casual confounding of a DMV official anyone? And then there's the CoS line, after Ginny was 'attacked' "But Ginny's a pureblood!", as though it makes a difference.) and squibs (A cousin who's an accountant, we don't talk about him). She respects authority greatly, and is the kind of person to use authority responsibly (i.e Prefect), he abuses his position (ala keeping a Fanged Frisbee). He's a quidditch fanatic, and she doesn't even like flying. She's a cool, calm, collected individual, he's an inconsiderate, impetuous hothead. She has all the earmarkings of future success, he's lined up to be the second string keeper of the worst Quidditch team in the league. Need I go on?

And then, of course, Hermione invites him to Slughorn's Christmas Party, then he turns around and starts dating Lavender... I'm not anti-Lavender though, as such, because nothing suggests that she set out to steal him or anything along those lines, all we're told is that the above sequence of events occurred.

:snicker: - dailymail(co)(uk)/article-2550453/JK-Rowling-admits-Hermione-married-Harry-Potter-instead-Ron(.html) - Link's outdated now, but JKR admitted that Ron and Hermione would not work out as they are, and that there was far more chemistry between Harry and Hermione.


Naru/Hina - I don't really see that pair working. He's essentially a street rat, (unknown) heritage aside. She's the heiress to the most powerful clan remaining in Konoha. That's before you take into account Hiashi's overbearing need for a strong, yet pliable heir and the status and trappings of power, and Naruto's Pariah status on account of the Kyuubi no Kitsune.

Then there's the whole Caged Bird Seal issue...

And now that the End's been reached, and the pairing is Canon, I feel like Naruto got jipped. Yeah, she's a shrinking violet watching him from afar, but he's had his eye on someone else. Who gets their heart's desire, and who gets their fifth choice?

Naru/Saku - The very first issue there is that Sakura needs to get over her fangirlism re: Sasuke (typically only occurs once she apprentices to Tsunade). There's still Naruto's Pariah status. It's possible that there would be a great deal of outrage amongst the Konoha population, complete with the outing of Jinchuriki status, though that too could have any number of outcomes.

They could always go on an 'extended training trip' for a few years. I don't really see them going Nukenin over it though. Still more realistic than Naru/Hina.

I've lost my internet connection on my normal computer, so my story is on hold until I can get that restored. Sorry. :/

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Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 230 - Words: 1,359,509 - Reviews: 10710 - Favs: 5,293 - Follows: 4,914 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Devil Ninja by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Thrown into a new world, Naruto Uzumaki does what he does best: cause as much chaos as possible while climbing to the top. Hokage may be out of his reach, but that doesn't mean he can't set a new goal for his life.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 430,743 - Reviews: 4601 - Favs: 6,851 - Follows: 7,157 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Naruto U., Rias G., T. Koneko
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 171 - Words: 760,843 - Reviews: 10804 - Favs: 4,634 - Follows: 3,704 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 9/4/2005
Miracle of Zero: Kingdom of the Forsaken by James D. Fawkes reviews
"A girl cries out for Salvation - and receives a Miracle." Like all things, it begins with a wish. One wish, for a powerful, strong familiar. One wish, to be a hero that saves everyone. One wish, to finally live free. One wish, to meet again after so long apart. One wish, to be forgiven for the sin of betrayal. One wish, with the power to change the world.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 255,751 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 3,787 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Shirō E., Louise
God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 978,144 - Reviews: 5576 - Favs: 5,163 - Follows: 4,979 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
Ash Ketchum: Being More by Merodach the Original Sin reviews
Delia Ketchum loved to travel. As she went abroad, she always took her child with her. In the years before Ash Ketchum had even set out on his journey, he had already seen a lot of the world, but there were three places that left the greatest mark on the boy that would, in the end, change the child into something… More.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 91,450 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 10/29/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi, Anabel/Lila, Pikachu, Lucario
Fate Revelation Online by daniel-gudman reviews
Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 74 - Words: 377,234 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 2,598 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E., Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,664 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 2,625 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
The Pride of Sunnydale by The Saint Of Killers reviews
When Xander is possessed by a different animal spirit on his fateful trip to the zoo, a new champion against the darkness is born on the Hellmouth. With new options available to him, Xander's different choices and actions cause ever expanding ripples in the tapestry of fate. With the future of the Scoobies changing with every step, will they still succeed in saving the world?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,900 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Xander H.
Back to the World by MuggleBeene reviews
Seven years after the fall of Voldemort Harry doesn't know what to do with his life. His love life, and everything else, is an absolute mess. Everyone around him seems to be moving ahead with their lives but he isn't moving. Eventually he finds someone to remind him of things he has forgotten and things he treasures. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,530 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 213 - Published: 6/19/2015 - [Gabrielle D., Harry P.] Hermione G., Rose W. - Complete
Spirit Sword by Jasenerd reviews
A story about a custom bad end Shirou and Archer being fused and revived as Rias' knight. -Edit- Sadly I lost interest and found my own previous mistakes during writing to be so terrible that I discontinued it. A rewrite is coming eventually
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,198 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Shirō E., K. Yuuto - Complete
Shattered Blade by DrakeValkyr reviews
After several years of traveling the world's battlefields, Enforcer Shirou Emiya finds himself in Shin Tokyo. Leave it to him to go on vacation and end up trapped in yet another battle royal between magical beings. Inspired by Gabriel Blessing's In Flight.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 117,806 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 2,816 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Shirō E., No. 04/Karasuba, No. 07/Akitsu
Strike Wizard ARC 1 Arrival by Tanker0923 reviews
Harry and Hermione are transported to the Strike Witches universe by a damaged time turner. I don't own Either Harry Potter or Strike Witches. M cause I'm Paranoid. Possible HarryXharem, Definite HarryXLynne
Crossover - Harry Potter & Strike Witches - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,282 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 5/23/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Lynne/Lynette B.] Wilma B. - Complete
A Caged Bird's Faith by destiny's-dawn666 reviews
An injury sustained in the Endwar meant Sariele would never fly again. Thus she was trapped in the Hell left in the ashes of the deceased Kingdom of Man. Everyday she kept her faith- everyday, she prayed for salvation. The last hope she expected, though, came in the form of the Rider in Red that she had glimpsed upon all those years ago. War/OC
Darksiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,184 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Complete
Fate's Gamble by Lupine Horror reviews
When Zelretch conducts an experiment and the being known to all as Fate intervenes Harry Potter's life is changed irrevocably. Now being raised by those who don't fit the definition of 'Normal' it is a very different Harry that is unleashed on the world. Or is it worlds? Disclaimer: This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 88 - Words: 927,883 - Reviews: 4856 - Favs: 3,672 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Harry P., Rider - Complete
Prismatic Edge - the Forgotten battle by Blitz12 reviews
Original story by Sage of Eyes. With Shirou on the verge of defeat as he faces off against Saber's Black Excalibur, Illyasviel and Miyu took the option of equipping the Cards themselves and join the battle. Would the power of the Archer and Lancer cards be enough to overpower the Saber Card, or would the Card hunt come to a premature end?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E.
Memento Mori by Rein Hellfire reviews
Harry Potter. Boy-who-lived, Man-who-conquered, Master of Death. The fireworks for this one... It should be interesting. (Yes, I changed the title. I can do that.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,004 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013
Starcraft: Purity of Innocence by Raja-Ulat reviews
This is a Starcraft fanfiction starting after the Brood War and before Starcraft 2. It is basically a humour "what if" scenario featuring infested terrans, and not the sort anyone in the series expected. The Zerg Swarm will never be the same!
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,082 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Sarah K., James R.
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8577 - Favs: 6,595 - Follows: 3,986 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
The Lives and Times of Kaleido Shirou Schweinorg by Angry Santo reviews
A collection of snippets and dabbles recording the alternate lives and troubling times of the adoptive son of Wizard Marshal Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg, Shirou Schweinorg. Akasha preserve him because he's going to need the help...
Crossover - X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,070 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Shirō E.
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,251 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Sometimes by Shadenight123 reviews
Spoiler for end-game. In an infinite set of multiverses, infinite possibilities await. But is change tied to the person, the world, or the hand of cards dealt by fate? A gamble sends Booker DeWitt back at the beginning of it all...but this time around, he knows, the Lutece Twins aren't there and...sometimes, a second chance is all it takes to make things right.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,235 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth, Rosalind L. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 4,885 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Debt of a Sword by gabriel blessing reviews
A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,791 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 836 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 01/Miya A. - Complete
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,396 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Infamy by SweetChi reviews
Buffy's introduction to the wizarding world isn't quite what she expected...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Buffy S., Harry P. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3440 - Favs: 5,732 - Follows: 2,896 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2524 - Favs: 6,045 - Follows: 2,236 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 3,774 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2886 - Favs: 9,027 - Follows: 3,583 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11478 - Favs: 16,091 - Follows: 6,439 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 5,033 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Better than Oz's costume by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF where Xander picks a costume that actually outranks Oz's fourth season Halloween costume.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5876 - Favs: 12,842 - Follows: 4,136 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 4,745 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4390 - Favs: 7,259 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Holy Grail War reviews
A different Servant Caster can change an entire war. Caster!Harry-centric. Rated M for character death (obviously) and mature themes. Minor AU on canon HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,445 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P.
A Different Death reviews
Voldemort kills Harry (temporarily) with the Elder Wand, which ought to make him the master, right? So here's an alternate look at what could have happened. An incomplete Oneshot, free to a good home, just give me some credit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Bits and Pieces
My own personal fragments thread. Feel free to adopt and adapt anything you see inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,876 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2014
Divine Hallows As reviews
What would happen if there were an extra person - a wizard at that - running around during the Book of Darkness incident? Enter Harry James Potter, Boy-Who-Lived, Man-Who-Won, wielder of the Intelligent Device Hallow.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Harry P., Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete