Author has written 9 stories for Redwall, Animorphs, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, and Transformers.
My name is Katherine Edwards, but call me Katie for short. I am going on 20. I live somewhere in Michigan. I like to read, ride quads, camping, and do things that tomboys do. I am addicted to sugar, caffine, and fanfiction (especially yaoi).
Due to a massive writer's block and my penchant of lurking it might take a long while to update anything. Sorry for the inconvence...
Most Hated Characters:
And many others. Believe me! And more are added every know and then.
Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most - found on a keychain
I'm not weird! I'm gifted! - also found on keychain
It's a crazy person thing... You wouldn't understand! - Made by me. Kinda a spin-off of this Jeep saying I know
"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?" -- Jack Handey
Pocky’s like crack; you can never get enough of it once you’re addicted. Same with manga really
Look, you can’t just be queen because some snow covered bitch threw a sword at you.
"Yamis are protective. It comes with the job. Supernatural powers, immortality, a Millennium Item, and your very own super-cute hikari, all yours to hold, protect, and have great sex with."--Bakura (Dark Addiction by Rogue Fox)
"I’m off! You know, things to do, lives to ruin, mayhem to cause; all that good stuff." Said by Malik in chapter eight of "It's a Girl Thing" by Jazhira.
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies XD
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression. XD
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you.
-- Well... The voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
-- I hear voices... They said they don't like you.
Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later. Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner.
-- I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.
-- You! Out of the gene pool--NOW!
-- Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
-- Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it.
-- I am currently occupied, give me a couple minutes to get frustrated and then I'll get back to you.
-- I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.
I don’t care if you’re not gay, I’ll make you gay.
Cats don’t come when they’re called; you have to drag them out.
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.
-- That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
"Christianity : The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense." -Christopher Hitchens
"Shut up Elena. You're making me sober." Reno, Final Fantasy VII
"Well... that's a lame way to kill someone." -Tidus, Final Fantasy X
"This is my phone... Tell Yuffie she has no right to reach this number..." -Vincent Valentine, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
“Evil beware. We have waffles.”-Raven, Teen Titans
“Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.”-Anonymous
"I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere." -Unknown
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, The All Might Black Death, Hikari Kaiya.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. There were Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kit-Kat Punk-lover, orochimarusbadgirl, ShinigamiMailJeevas, Shadows of our Shadows, LesbianPirate, Hikari Kaiya
Stories in Progress:
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