Nick: A certain unknown level 0, The Imagine Breaker.
Favorite saying: SUCH MISFORTUNE!(Not really...)
Likes: Having a peaceful day, helping people, reading Naruko fics, japanese and italian food. (Updated)
Dislikes: Bites, mages, espers, saints, crazy girls, ojous, angry maids, stalkers, religious-insane-people, mad scientists, EXAMS! Soda machines, trap-bath doors, Tsuchimikado, Aogami, magic weapons, girl fights, gangs of delinquents, level 5 espers, expensive action figures, underwear shops, bombs, damage to private property(TO MY HOME!), celebrations and parties, people going to my home everyday, alcohol, drunk girls, long movies, sexual harassment, drunk women, to get trapped in a room with a scary girl, betrayals(should have posted this one a long time ago), my misfortune. (Updated again)
When I'm not fighting insane mages and espers, I spend some of my free-limited time(mostly when a certain nun is asleep) to check fics in this page.
Guys must be wondering why can I speak English, well, I travelled to London, and a friend of mine called Orsola taught me. I'm really not that good, but I guess I can defend myself.
Finally found my profile saved info. So much stuff is happening right now, I barely have time for this page...such misfortune...
Not too much to say, I just hope that my reviews doesn't bring misfortune to you guys.
07/07/2013: For some reason I will not be the only one using this account. Geez...
14/07/2013: Geez, I just realized how much misfortune brought me to put my name on my profile. Can't be avoided now, but for future problems I will now remove it, no one doesn't mind that, right? I'm also debating with my room-mate who is using my account too, against my will of course, if she should put her nick in it as well. I gave her my bed, but I will not allow her to take my account. I'll fight to the end! I would say "wish me luck" but that would be just useless.
15/07/2013: Damn! I'm gonna kill those two idiots who are supposedly my friends, my vengeance shall be cruel.
17/07/2013: I found the best Naruko fic author: Engineer4Ever. He has a lot of epic stories, I really recommend them. *OOCness* And now that I'm recommending stories, well, for TAMNI fans, this two are good, too: A Certain World of Darkness and A Certain Unknown Level 0. *End of OOCness*
26/07/2013: Ok, THIS IS BECOMING ANNOYING! Why do I am always the one to blame? The stupid curtain fell to the ground when I passed close to it but I did NOT touch it! Girls are nuts! And the sad thing is... that this is the only place where I can actually complain about it... Such misfortune...
30/07/2013: I almost died yesterday! That Accelerator...he is freaking insane! I mean, to lift 2 buildings and throw them at those real unlucky delinquents just because they insulted little Misaka. I would have kicked their ass, but c'mon! To throw huge buildings? What the heck!?
06/08/2013: Lately, my room mate has been complaining about how bored she was at home when I was at school. So I decided to buy a Nintendo Wii(Kind of old, I know, compared to the stuff in Academic city, but it's cool and...kind of cheap), I also bought this two games, Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword and SSBB Brawl. The SSBB is very entertaining, and well, I played Zelda in my father's N64 and this one is pretty cool, too. But I don't really have much time to play though, I just bought this for her, and now...man... she is crazy about this! She played 10 hours without stopping today! And not more because I turned off the console, got six bites for that! I also had to buy the Figma figure of Link because she was nagging about it me all the time! Geez...I did spend some real money on that...Such misfortune... Why did I bought that console!!!!!???
06/08/2013: Changed my profile fic to show my how misfortune is always trying to kill me, this pic was made 5 minutes later after the one I had before on profile. Yeah, more of this crazy girls were there, even Fukiyose and Himegami(Why on earth!?) I was supposed to relax with just Index in this country...I almost died that day. Don't ask me how things turned out like this, I don't even know myself...it just...happened... WHY THEY FOLLOWED ME!? AND HOW!???
08/08/2013: For some reason, when I come back from school, I feel like someone is following me, it's been some days now since I began to feel like this... I joked about that at first, but now...is someone really stalking me? I have a bad feeling...
09/08/2013: I've seen the stalker! It's a girl, a school girl actually. Her uniform belongs to one of the schools around here, although I'm not sure which. The only thing that that I saw from her that would help me track her is that she had some kind of accessory in her hair. Some kind of flower or something. I know it's her because the moment I saw her entering to the shop I was in, she froze and began to run away. I chased after her but she managed to elude me. I have no idea who is she and why she would follow me but I will get to the bottom of this! Wish me luck! ...I know that's plain useless in my case, but I would appreciate the thoughts...
11/08/2013: Some serious stuff is happening in my life right now, so I won't be able to reply any message for the time being. A friend is in trouble, so I can't ignore this. *Sighs* I hope to get back alive from this one...
23/08/2013: More serious stuff is happening right now, but this time, I don't have a home to head back to. It was completely destroyed by that bastard! What I'm going to tell to my parents? Why not attack me instead of a poor apartment. *Sighs* I'm currently staying at Aogami's house. It's kinda hard to keep this idiot away from Index. I barely sleep, due to my night-watch over her. Tomorrow I'm gonna ask Fukiyose if I can stay a few days in her place...uh...I probably shouldn't...
24/08/2013: Ok, I said that I was going to ask Fukiyose, but didn't expect she would take me and Index in, she is not as ice-hearted as I thought she was, although she still punched me...
27/08/2013: Finally! I will be returning to my remodelled looking-new apartment. These days at Fukiyose's house were kind of strange, I mean, she was acting weird...most of the time. Anyway, I almost died the second day...seriously, why on earth there are 3 bathrooms in the same passage? Seriously!!!? Hamazura wants to throw me a party. He says we must celebrate the fact that I have a "new" home. What has gotten into him? I'm worried...who is going to come to this party? I will not invite anyone from my "friends" list, just to assure my safety.
05/09/2013: Such busy days lately. Anyway, I find myself writing from the bathroom with my laptop again. Why? Because it's impossible when there too many people in such a tiny apartment at the same time. The party from hell is tonight and I'm now going with some "friends"(It seems Hamazura rented a cafe or something.). There goes my plan on going alone... I mean, having just Index and Misaka in the "celebration" is going to bring trouble...to me! Not to mention that Misaka's friends are going, too, my friends from the class(Index's fault in that...geez), and even Accelerator with little Misaka. Hamazura's group, too! NOOOO! I don't want to go!!! Someone help me!!!!
11/09/2013: Hello everyone, this REALLY unfortunate guy just awakened 3 hours ago, I'm in the hospital...alone for some reason, not even Index is here. A nurse lend me a laptop, due to not having anything to do around here. Anyway, for what the frog-face doctor told me, I have been unconscious for several days, more exactly, five days. I can't even begin to explain why this occurred...this all started when some people of the anglican church appeared out of nowhere. Man! Everything was going so well... Even the Meltdowner-san was being nice, and by nice I mean, not starting a fight with anyone, she always insults me. Thanks to little Misaka, Accelerator was calmed. For some reason, Biribiri does not get along with Fukiyose, and this scary girl, Shirai-san seemed to dislike Hamazura's friends. But in all, everything was fine. That, when Kanzaki, Itsuwa, Orsola and even Oriana appeared! Stiyl showed up later with his apprentices to take me to WHO KNOWS? And the nice party I was having got out of control in a matter of seconds. Let me note that the girls started the fights. I don't even know why I ended in the hospital, I was hoping Index would tell me that but she's not here. *Sighs* The only good thing that happened to me was that...Oriana kissed me out of nowhere!!!! Man, I was shocked! ...Now that I think about it, that is when things started to get real nasty. Thank goodness I'm alive...
16/09/2013: Some people would say that I'm a lucky bastard...but I'm truly not. I don't want to go to Hawaii again! I don't care if my expenses will be paid by someone else. I just know that something bad is going to happen...again. Can't I stay in my dormitory watching some TV and then going to sleep in these days? But even if I stayed, people keep coming at my place. Saten-san is getting on my nerves...
21/09/2013: I will know consider the "alcoholic beverages" as one of my worst enemies EVER! That stuff in the hands of "any girl who does not know what she is drinking" becomes deathly and scary, no kidding. I almost got raped! Some girls just become too aggressive when they drink that kind of thing. I recommend to avoid drinking that stuff unless you and your friends can handle it...not that my friends drank that stuff because they liked it(we don't have the age to do it, anyway). It was all an accident! The waitress mixed up the drinks and well, you can imagine the rest...
24/09/2013: Yesterday was the most boring day I have ever experienced in my entire life. I actually enjoy the peaceful boredom of a normal day but having to watch such boring movies all day like a marathon. Man, I was not even allowed to fall asleep! If I did, I surely would have got a beating. This is indeed a new kind of torture.
02/10/2013: Lately, I have been doing loads and loads of homework. What is with Komoe-sensei? She is leaving all that hw just to me! Is she mad? Did Index tell her something? Well, if it is about the time at that store... Geez, maybe I'm a pervert to her eyes, which I'm not!
02/10/2013: Surprisingly, nothing out of the ordinary is happening right now.
09/10/2013: Geez, I need some money...
13/10/2013: I'm really depressed right now. Life is certainly one hell of a ride. But I guess the only thing one can do about it, is to face it head-on. So no matter what comes to this poor Kamijou-san, he will always stand still. Never give up, everyone!
20/10/2013: It's been a week, isn't it? Well, what can I say? After all the really uncomfortable moments I had to spend with Biribiri and her mom, well... She's been bothering me the last few days about some stuff, and Index got mad... Well, I have barely time to spend it on this page. Good for everyone I don't write anything, aside from sucking a lot at writing, I would probably take months to update anything. Anyway, tomorrow its going to be a day from hell for sure, I mean, I have to go on a "date" with Biribiri... Don't ask me why, her mother just arranged it without hearing our opinion about it. I'm so screwed if someone finds out about this.
26/10/2013: My parents are going to visit me in a couple of days!!!! This is bad! Damn! This is really bad!!!! Having Index living with me is going to make me look like some kind of pervert... Yeah! I noticed that living with a nun is strange but it can't be helped, right? But honestly, the thing that really troubles me the most is a possible meeting of my fathers with anyone of those level 5 espers.
09/11/2013: Hey everybody! I appreciate all the PMs regarding your concern about my well-being. Never expected something like that, each time I received a new PM, it made me kind of happy. Just wanted you guys to know that. Well, I'm not dead as you can see, I managed to stay alive... somehow... Well, I will now concentrate on study, some exams are coming so I have to be ready for them. See ya!
19/11/2013: After days of persuasion from a certain nun and Biribiri, I finally accepted their help to make me improve my grades. My first study session with them will be tonight. *Sighs* Wonder how will that go...?
24/11/2013: I gotta admit, my study lessons are paying off... somehow. Both Index and Biribiri are quite the teachers... But why is Fukiyose, Saten and Wannai here? The first three days were at least bearable with just two, but five teachers at the same time!? This is getting out of hand! And it's not like I'm the only one having exams! Shouldn't they study on their own? Not Index of course, but the rest of them! *Sighs*
04/12/2013: It's good to be free from exams! It's like I have wings now! Haha! My tortured days are finally over! Banzai!!!!
09/12/2013: Things are not looking good, a bunch of troublesome people have arrived to the city. *Sighs* I guess I will have to stay alert if something happens... I'll be ready.
10/01/2014: All I can say now is that I'm not dead... Do not worry about me.
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