Gimli2003
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Joined 11-07-03, id: 483380
Author has written 7 stories for Stargate: SG-1.
Okay, this DEFINITELY needs to be updated, since I apparently haven't touched this profile since FDR was president. Let's see, what belongs in here, hmmmm...ah screw it, I hate these space fillers anyways. Look, if you want to know more about me, read my fics; they'll show you what it's like inside my head most of the time.

Yay for all things sci-fi: Stargate (wohoo!), Babylon 5, X-Files, Farscape (MINISERIES, YESYESYES), and Star Wars (especially Star Wars) are some of my favorites. *waves hand* You WILL review the dwarfs stories...You're kidding me...It's STILL NOT WORKING?! Grrr, urge to succumb to the dark side rising.

As always, reviewers rock. Please review what you read, WE DEMAND IT! Uh, that is, hehe...see, we're addicted, us fanfic writers; don't make us go into withdrawl-DO IT NOW, FOOLS! Gah, sorry about that. I send psychic bonus points to those who review; flamers suffer the wrath of my psychic axe! Axe, it hurts, comprende? No? Here, hold still then. *wields psychic axe* I said hold still! Get back here!

Just remember, I'm here to entertain you guys laugh, so let me make it the best entertainment I can deliver.

THIS SITE ROCKS!

~ Nobody tosses a *dwarf*!

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Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
Endgame by tripping fruit reviews
A collection of related oneshots that take place during Umbrella's downfall...a downfall that comes in the courtroom. LeonClaire centered, although other characters are present.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,115 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006
The Joshua Monologues by spitzthecat reviews
AU. Josh & Donna. The Vagina Monologues and what comes after.
West Wing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 238,633 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 10/10/2002 - Josh L., Donna M.
Partners in Crime by babies-stole-my-dingo reviews
Kaylee brings a kitten aboard the Serenity, and it immediately begins making Jayne's life miserable. Oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
It's a Great Big World by iamdragonrider reviews
SG-1 has been downsized, thanks to an alien device. Epilogue posted. COMPLETE. Thank you for reading and reviewing!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,194 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
Five minutes into the morning by J.Dax reviews
In only a few minutes Jack can go from upset to shouting. What he shouts is what he needs. And you may or may not be surprised at what General Jack O'Neill needs. A bit of fluff but otherwise just some light reading. New chap. Spring rings.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
Diaries of a Rebellious Storm Trooper by HeatherOnTheHill reviews
Star Wars as told from the point of view of a reluctant Storm Trooper who was pressed into the services of the Empire. Complete!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,160 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Complete
Stargate Big Brother 2003 by Ruthie reviews
It's day one in the Big Brother house. Jack and Martouf are already having a fight with a frozen cod. NOW COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,468 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Complete
The Fictitious Pregnancy of Mara Jade by Jayden Skywalker reviews
What happens when the SW gang mistakenly believe Mara Jade is pregnant? Who will they think is the baby's father, and what do they do to try and help her in her "delicate situation"?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 1/7/2004
Breaking the Code by Little Red reviews
He speaks 28 languages, but there are still some things he can't say.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,394 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2004 - D. Jackson, J. Fraiser
Opportunity Knocks by MegTDJ reviews
An AU missing scene from Window of Opportunity - What would Daniel have done if he'd been stuck in the time loop instead of Teal'c, and could do anything he wanted without consequences? (DanJan)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2003 - D. Jackson, J. Fraiser
Ted Off by MlleMorsel reviews
Teal'c and Jack get in trouble when they're caught golfing off-world. Sam turns down Plan B, Teal'c is covered in bubblegum, and Daniel gets the last laugh.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2003
Hypothetical question by AlternativeC reviews
Curious!Daniel has a question ...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2000
No Man's Romance Land by Luke427 reviews
What is Daniel doing?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2000
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In the Embrace of Angels reviews
In her time of need, Sam will get a friend who will change everything in her life...forever. November 25th, new chapter!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,162 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004
Memory reviews
Four word summary: short-term memory loss. October 25th-Chapter 8!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,512 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004
Secret Games reviews
The secret is out.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2004
What a week! reviews
Daniel has his worst week at the SGC ever. Now complete!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,599 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Complete
Stupid Evil Electronic Demons reviews
We all know Jack and electronics don't get along...but not this badly
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004
Nothing Wrong with Fruit Loops reviews
SG-1 comtemplates food-or the commissarys suitable lack thereof. complete
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,766 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Complete
Finding Carter reviews
How to find your 2IC offworld
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003