Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Replica.Favorite quotes:
"Sometimes, you just have to take it like a man."
"Well, I'm not a man!"
"Have you ever brought Beatrice here?"
"Just once. A blue crab bit her on the toe and that's all she wrote."
-Mullet Fingers, Roy Hoot
"Don't worry I hit you with the back side of my sword. * Looks at sword* Oh wait...this is a double edge sword...sorry."
"Ah... this is your captain speaking. If you direct your attention to the left side of our aircraft you can see that freaky floating castle, some clouds, and what appears to be a swarm of ferocious winged monsters ready to devour us!
I am not quitting fanfiction, just taking an extremely long hiatus. I will update soon. I hope.