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Joined 11-08-03, id: 484109, Profile Updated: 04-17-11
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Whoa, I am seventeen and I discovered I hadn't updated this bio since I was fifteen. Well I finally finished Ignorance Is Bliss which is fantastic! And I Fall Out Of Grace or something of the sort. I wrote it a while ago so don't really remember the name! I'm rather over the latter story. I wrote it when I was all 'let's empathise with homosexuals and express ourselves via morbid writing'. I'm sick of that now! Like, now I wouldn't write something like that, but I put effort into it so I won't remove it. :)

Well I shall introduce myself! I love reading stuff on this site every now and then, my favourite generally being DMHG romance/humor fics. I like parody as well but only if it's intelligent. I love when I read a story and chat to the person who wrote it, I mean, they're a mini celebrity! It's so rad.

I live in far off New Zealand, and it's not all farmers and sheep but I do live ina small town where there are lots of farmers and sheep. I'm not one myself (yeah I meant sheep of course) but in town (mini city I guess, but probably a town compared to places like China) it's not that rural. Apparently a panther was spotted up by Christchurch (we don't have them here) so D.O.C (wildlife specialists) went to check it out. I think last time it was allegidly a big black dog. Oh well, creates excitement for everybody!

My Bebo is: http://

I am a huge fan of Evanescence, however today I discovered The Gathering and they're pretty rad as well. Megan McCauley is absolutely amazing as well. I wish I was a rockstar singer, if I was I'd have achieved my greatest wish in the world.

I'm in seventh form at High School (last year) and next year plan to go to University! I plan to do English, Theatre Studies, Theology and Religious Studies, Psychology, and -stops to think- perhaps that was it? Hahaha!

I have many wonderful friends who range from being eccentric--everyday people. I am the writer slash art student at school, and sadly when I tried to add singer to that no one noticed because I couldn't get noticed over the chick who currently holds that post. Two concerts for us to sing at were organised and both were cancelled! I've given up on ever being noticed at school for that, though I've done a bit in productions but my singing in them was cccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppp due to NERVES! Ha, they are fantastic aren't they?

A little about me hmmm?

My favourite colour is red. I have two cats who I annoy incessently, named Lynx and Evee. We have pet hens. Three. They have names but I can't remember them. We have a pet pig named Hamlet. Dad keeps threatening to make him into bacon at the end of the year and my threat is that I will become a vegetarian. The only vegetable I eat it potatoe, and the only fruit is apples and bananas so if the threat is carried out I would probably die :P. We cut a 1.7m wide hole in the wall (normal door frame height) today so can have a walkway straight into our parlour from the lounge. It''s not realy a parlour, I just call it that because it's the modern day equivalent.

My ex boyfriend is a die hard metal fan. He's a music snob. I hate music snobs. My best friend is probably Zoanna, and my best guy mate is Hayden, but Mark's pretty close in there as well.

Ha, I sense this is getting BLOODY BORING and you've all probably hid my bio by now so I shall dash. I love you all for reading my stories! I shall strive to write more in the future!

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Saving Prefect Granger by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,163 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G., Pansy P., Percy W.
Harry Potter and his Seventh, Lastest Adventure! by Odie-Wan Kenobi reviews
Harry Potter must find those Horocruxes and destroy Voldemort. But he also endures romance, danger, surprise foes, major suspense and the deaths of various major characters. HBP spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,336 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Harry P., Luna L.
Diary of a Songbird by idreamofdraco reviews
Hermione Granger has a secret and Draco Malfoy is curious. Why is she so dependent on her diary, and what happened to make her that way? Can Hermione trust herself with a person like Malfoy, or will he only make things worse? Compliant up to OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,746 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 2/22/2005 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Beneath the Surface by AnonyMiss J reviews
This is my own twisted version of the relationship of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger, starting from day one of her first year at Hogwarts. Herein lies what 'really' happens between the two in those long seven years...beneath the surface.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,558 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6606 - Favs: 5,756 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ends of the Earth by SilverStar24 reviews
Ch 21 up! “Granger,” he said softly, his voice fading. What?” she snapped. “I know where to find one of the Horcruxes.” He saw the shocked look on her face for a fleeting second before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Post HBP. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,214 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Raindrops and Teardrops by EverTheDreamer reviews
They say that no boy is worth your tears and when you find the one who is, he won't ever make you cry. It must not be the same with girls. FEMMESLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Tasty Little Ficlets by Majik Beaver reviews
Mmm...everyone loves a good fic. But what about the people with short attention spans? Well worry no longer! We have a solution! Ficlets! (Rated PG-13 for language)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,389 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 8/2/2004
Well That Didn't Work by AceGray reviews
Revamp in progress of What'shisname vs. the world. A stirring romance that will change the course of the world. Or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,461 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Complete
together by mystandmemory reviews
Ginny and Hermione have problems. Will the solution be each other? Read and find out. The end is more... ahem... so if you don't like girl on girl don't read. sex is good... yeah? Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,315 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Muggle Study Terror by NKB reviews
The Marauder's take Muggle Studies. So does Lily Evans, and her two best friends. What happens when, while studying computers, Dumbledore sets up an IM system for Hogwarts? Chaos of course, because they can't tell eachother who they are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Original Prankster by felinefairy91 reviews
What happens when ever so dependent Hermione Granger loses her conscience and doesn't know if what she's doing is wrong or maybe right? who knows? read this darn fic and find out! R&R plz!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Hermione G.
Snape the DM by chibiduo reviews
Severus Snape thinks he's finally found a way to defeat Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
How to Write a Fan Fiction by Harry Potter and co by Susan B reviews
Have you ever wondered how to write the perfect fan fiction? Here it is, laid out for you by Harry and the gang.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Fanfic by Potter47 reviews
Who is the mysterious Half Blood Prince? Formerly just the same as it is now, only with Prince instead of Fanfic, which was perhaps a bit misleading. People thought that this was serious, for some reason...Please review. PARODY! CHAPTER 12! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,246 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
No one can take away your hopes and dreams by whereintheworldaremyshoes reviews
Draco is acting odd. Hermioneodd too. School trip, mysterious gifts, and reluctance to show feelings... Ch. 7 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fallen by cyropi reviews
What can you do when hatred is tearing your world apart? Can you survive when love is all you have left? And how can you win when you’re fighting your own reflection? DMHG, HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 196,588 - Reviews: 2747 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Stalker by Queen of Zan reviews
When the drought in Privet Drive bores a girl to tears, she decides to stalk someone in her neighborhood. This is the story of Monica, a sixteen year-old girl who stalks Harry Potter, and what happens when Tonks gets happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Harry P.
Whats gone wrong with the half blood prince ? by Ed the giant Racoon reviews
Basically, what would happen if the cliches you find in fanfics somehow ended up in the sixth book. Not a good summary, but there you go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Harry P.
Crazy Hogwarts by Starcatcher-Girl reviews
Hogwarts has a little twist to it, and things happen that you won't see in the books or movies! Please review, rated PG-13 for violence (sorta) and unsuitable things (its not that bad!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004
Harry's Adventures in Wonderland by a proud geekfreak reviews
don't you get it from the title? please tell me you get it from the title! if not Harry and his friends go to Wonderland. This will be fun and random, and very close to the Lewis Carroll's books! PG13 for mild language. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,981 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004
The Seemingly Neverending Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
The fifth series of The Story That Will Not Die, and it brings you everything you want so, so much; idiocy, gratuitous slash suggestions, filth, decadence, blond hair, and, of course, absolute pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Wizarding Heroes by MusicMaiden reviews
One shot. Harry’s seventh year is almost over! All he has to do is pass his Divination final, but the future is not always a kind thing, and what Harry sees in it scares the living daylights out of him…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Halloween Madness Courtesy of Draco Malfoy by schye reviews
[Ch.8][HGDM]First it was two balls in one year, then Malfoy starts to act like Harry Potter is his best friend and he has always been in love with Hermione Granger, then he infiltrates Gryffindor Tower! What has the world gotten into?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,875 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Somnium Venenum by Purplish reviews
When a defective potion is given to the Gryffindors they start to change. There's Harry with his ever-changing hair and Lavender's snogging affair. Now that the Slytherins have also taken it, will love bloom as Malfoy finally reveals the truth? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Whose Line is it Anyway? Harry Potter Style! by musiclover reviews
What happens when ABC replaces them with our favorite witches and wizards? NEW MARAUDERS EPISODE featuring teenage Lily Evans, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,019 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Clichéd Story with no Plot by A Dark Envy reviews
And the Fanfiction.net personnel said "Let there be a story with a plot and limited clichés." And it was thus, that I wrote this story. OOC, Mary Sues, and a sarcastic author. Yay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 11/14/2004
Fictional? Very Funny by Woe is Me reviews
Harry Potter finds out he's fictional. How will he react? What will he do? Will I ever be able to write good summaries? --CHAPTER 3 IS UP--
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004
Harry Potter and the Really Bad Plotline by Bernard and Spinach reviews
Harry Potter thinks life is getting back to normal; the Dark Lord is out to kill him again. However, events at school soon show him that Seventh Year is going to be...interesting. Includes the Final Battle, Harry's One True Love and LOTS of insanity! (Th
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,210 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004
Revenge of the Mudblood by Raiast reviews
Draco Malfoy's job is to make everyone else's life a living hell, right? In this one-shot, Hermione gets her revenge! Short. Happy Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Pothead And The Sorceror's Stoned by Lunetta Suzie Jewel reviews
Next on E!: Trueish Hollywood Story: Read the first Harry Potter book, with the script that didn't QUITE make the cut...Ch. 11 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,537 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Harry P.
Addicted to Love by Just Kate reviews
ONESHOT SONGFIC x But it was more like and addiction, like a drunk and his fire whisky. That was it, he was addicted to Lily Evans. x WARNING LilyJames. Rated K because it's full of fluffy goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Behind the veil by emikomaru reviews
post ootp- Death had always been the end right? Sooner or later everyone must die. But one girl is unwittingly the exception to that rule and others.Torn from her world she must learn to create her own rules...or destroy everyone she loves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Harry P.
Is this Hell? by quixotic-star reviews
4 Slytherins and 4 Gryffindors are forced to spend some quality time together....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,212 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blood in the Moonlight by Potter47 reviews
Brown eyes staring—hair cascading—black blood pouring—stained rope pulling—bare neck snapping—frail heart breaking. Winner of the Sink into Your Eyes Haunted House 2004 Challenge for Most ScaryHaunting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hermione's clothes by Execrator reviews
Rated PG for a little bad language. This story is a parody on clothes-obsessed girls who write endless paragraphs about what Hermione is wearing. Not too funny, but stupid and might provide a smile or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter Gets Hit by a BUS! by Execrator reviews
This story was deleted previously for too much swearing or something. Now it's rated R and hopefully won't get deleted again. You can guess what happens to Harry in this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Harry P.
When Harry Potter Woke Up by Sacagawea reviews
An extremely random fic about what would happen if J.K. Rowling pulled an 'and then he woke up'for Harry Potter. No longer a oneshot.WARNING: Characters are SUPPOSED to be OOC. So be prepared for ultrahigh levels of funny stupdity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004
Mr Potter's Wild Ride by Nepenthe Jade reviews
Everyone goes to Disney World for VERY STUPID REASONS that may actually not be that stupid in the end. If you read and review, you can participate in my "Suggest A Better Title And Summary For Nepenthe's Fic" contest! Chapter two is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
From The Case Files Of Hermione: Genius by mademoiselle-petal reviews
An affectionate parody, poking fun at all the cliches that pop up so often in my favourite 'ship: SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Please Don't, Sue by grammar conscious possum reviews
Complete at last and on reciept of my 20 or more reviews, Pottersues was released back into the wild. And yes, Sues always get their comeuppance, though you may have to wait a long time to see it! Sequel now in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the TWO GIRLS FROM TEH REALWERLD! by Vkitty reviews
At Harry's last year, two girls appear from the real world that turn his year upside down! Yes, it is another Mary Sue parody. Read it anyway or you shall be fed to my chupacabra!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Reincarnated from a Chicken? by smelly old men that shout reviews
Harry Potter is acting a little funny lately...Surgeon General's Warning: Severe random randomness, and may be hazardous to your health. However, it is always good to R&R, to test your immune system!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 9/17/2004
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Without Voldie by The Half-Blood Filipina reviews
Hey this is my first songfic...and it's Voldemort's song! It goes to the tune of "Without Me" by Eminem (a classic). Thanks Marybeth for the partial idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Not another one by fairyofmagic reviews
Another ball fanfic but I swear it is not really that bad. A little Cinderella scenario but its pretty good if I do say so myself. RWHG. Chapter 22 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,533 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Mortal Guy by Storm Karstark reviews
A parody to Avril Levine's "Skater Boy", I give you..."Mortal Guy". I saw someone do this, but they did a bad job, so I thought, Hey, I can do better than that...whether I did or not is up to you.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2004
Truth by Delleve reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione decide to take part in some note passing on a very boring History of Magic class. The game Truth is played and a love just may be revealed. (RWHG) COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful Deception by Vampiress reviews
Hermione decides to leave behind her bookworm image so she can get a date for the upcoming Yule Ball. But what happens when the drastic makeover leads a clueless Draco to ask her to the dance thinking she’s someone else? Year 4, Draco and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/7/2004 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Demented by Purplish reviews
Auror Draco Malfoy confronts the murderer of 24 children Hermione Granger, his exfiancée. DMHG [ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Major Change by Jadence-DiAnnn-Stormraven reviews
Hermoine comes back to Hogwarts but something's changed over the summer and everyones noticed.........even Draco!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Try Wearing a Corset by Minions of the Bandit King reviews
Captain Barbosa tries a new method of making his men tough. Barbosa lives! UPDATE da, da, da, da! Plz don't hurt us!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 7/24/2003
For She Is Full Of Grace by E.K.I.N reviews
In this story of hatred, love, accidental incest, and lies, you will find that Draco's love sprung from his only hate, which happens to be Hermione. Forced into a marriage that isn't true to love, the two star-crossed lovers must find a way to true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Vindicated by Purplish reviews
A chance shouldn't be wasted. Draco has a chance. He's going to the church. He's going to convince her to stop the wedding. But can he? DMHG [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken by wyredsisters reviews
An extremely long songfic to every one of Evanessence's songs. Harry and Ginny are working at Hogwarts, but Ginny feels strange pulls toward a familliar hallway. She finds herself missing a long lost friend more then ever. GWTRorHPorRW not gross tho
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Dear Mudblood by quixotic-star reviews
Dear Granger, You're probably wondering why I, Draco Malfoy, a PUREBLOOD Slytherin, am owling you..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Happily Ever After by Potter47 reviews
When Ron feels that Hermione is unhappy, he turns to the most unlikely person for help. Well, maybe not the MOST unlikely...I reckon that Voldemort would be more so, and Malfoy, and a few others...but it is rather uncommon...oh, well. [One-Shot, R&R]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
The Pureblooded Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
All The Things She Said by blondevixen reviews
What would you do if the girl you loved was a lesbian?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,507 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2003 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Pointlessly Random And Unrelated Title by cyropi reviews
Pointless And Unrelated Summary That Begs You To Review Simply Because Of The Delicious And Humorous HermioneDraco Goodness Inside. (DHr Parody)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Curse of the Bad Fanfiction by bleak reality reviews
A parody of Harry Potter fanfiction - for all those who hate OC's and OOCness (was called The New Girl)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fire and Ice by cyropi reviews
Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,722 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Absence of Reason by jenelin reviews
HermioneDraco, a moonlit stroll and the lure of the forbidden.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Drawn To You by Paperdoll reviews
An accidental love potion throws Hermione and Draco together for a week, and they hate every second of it. But, when the spell is finally removed, do they really want to be apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Bedchamber of Secrets by Skie reviews
You've got to be wondering what would happen if Hermione and Draco hooked up, and the resulting consequences! Rated PG-13 for adult humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Quantum Mechanic by Katie Bell reviews
Just an insane story. Quite a few literary references - spot them all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2000 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Some Secrets Aren't Meant To Last Forever reviews
HGDM The male waiter placed her coffee in front of her and rather stupidly, she managed to dunk her hand in it whilst adding sugar. Swearing, she kneaded it into the folds of her skirts and hoped Malfoy hadn't noticed. He had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Real Twilight reviews
This is an entertaining read. I thought Twilight would benefit greatly from being rewritten as though the characters were three dimensional. I'm going to rewrite the entire book. Bella is not pathetic, Edward isn't abusive... etc!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
That's Not Real Blood reviews
Never fear, characters stay true to form. Turns out the Cullen's money accumulates from BOOK ROYALTIES, hint hint, Edward and Bella try to figure out this hormonal sex thing and awkwardly funny character interactions ensue. Read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Infatuation reviews
“Why aren’t you sleeping?” Edward asked quietly as he nuzzled against Bella’s cheek. “Is something wrong?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Somewhere reviews
I didn't like the final chapter of JK's book so I wrote my own events! GWLP LPHP HGDM GWHP HGRW LPRW Watch out for whirlwind romances, unexpected suicides, and crystal glass throwing at people. This has gotta get kudos for completely outofplace humor :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Challenge reviews
A lighthearted romancehumor between HGDM. It's intelligent, and well written because I hate bad grammar and spelling! Have a look, and if so inclined, leave me a comment :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ignorance Is Bliss reviews
Hermione finds Draco unconcious in her dormitory and is surprised, to say so in the least. Thing is, she doesn't know how he got there and, well, neither does he. HGDM humor! Chapter 22 up COMPLETE! I'm really sorry I took so long to finish! I love everyo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,607 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
So Deeper Down We Go! I Fall Out Of Grace reviews
I just stole My Chemical Romance lyrics to name this. Nothing to do with title and totally different to my other story. GWHP, GWHG, HGRW, HGDM. Lovely and mixed up. It's a complete story, just not in chapter form!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete