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Author has written 13 stories for Earthbound, Cave Story, Professor Layton, Fossil Fighters, and Splatoon.

Hiya! Welcome to my account. The name is AmazinglyEarthBound.

-The Professor Layton Oath -

I promise to remember Layton, when I wear my hat with pride,

I promise to remember Delmona, when my grandchildren are by my side,

I promise to remember Luke, because I wear blue or talk to a pet,

I promise to remember Jakes, when I see something caught in a net,

I promise to remember Flora, whenever I'm left behind,

I promise to remember Randall, each time there is something to find,

I promise to remember Emmy, if I ever get stuck in a fight,

I promise to remember Dahlia, whenever I see the light,

I promise to remember Clive, each time I see a dove fly,

I promise to remember Schrader, when an artefact catches my eye,

I promise to remember Clark, whenever I'm with family,

I promise to remember Melina, when I hear a sweet melody,

I promise to remember Brenda, each time someone tells me they care,

I promise to remember Anton, if someone ever gives me a scare,

I promise to remember Claire, when I'm wearing glasses and studying science,

I promise to remember Crow, with the Black Ravens who form an alliance,

I promise to remember Dimitri, every time I wear a white coat,

I promise to remember Bucky, each time I travel by boat,

I promise to remember Tony, when I act like a child at heart,

I promise to remember Oswald, when I play a musical part,

I promise to remember Loosha, whenever I visit a lake,

I promise to remember Rosa, each time I clean and bake,

I promise to remember Arianna, every time that I see a kind face,

I promise to remember Grosky, whenever I run in a race,

I promise to remember Chelmey, if I ever need to talk to my boss,

I promise to remember Sophia, every time someone suffers a loss,

I promise to remember Barton, whenever I try my best,

I promise to remember Rosetta, when I study for a hard test,

I promise to remember Janice, each time I am a good friend,

I promise to remember Don Paolo, when there are machines to mend,

I promise to remember Descole, when I talk French and think of fame,

I promise to remember Amelia, during a hard chess game,

I promise to remember Nina, each time I find a sea shell,

I promise to remember Katia, when someone asks if I'm well,

I promise to remember Belgua, whenever my nephew is near,

I promise to remember Sammy, when I play music for all to hear,

I promise to remember Angela, when I think of days from my past,

I promise to remember Henry, when I know something bad will not last,

I promise to remember Bruno, when I know I'm going the right way,

I promise NOT to remember Bill Hawkes-of any minute of any day,

I promise to remember Misthallery, home to Triton and Barde,

I promise to remember Future London, Gressenheller and Scotland Yard,

I promise to remember Monte d'Or, St Mystere and the Crown Petone,

I promise to remember Folsense, whenever I feel alone,

I promise to remember Professor Layton and to profusely thank Level 5,

For giving us all of his puzzles and bringing the people alive...

1. You buy airplane tickets to Japan. You go kick CAPCOM's butt if they don't release GK2 or PLvsAA in America/Europe!
2. You ask the people at the grocery store if they stock Snackoos.
3. You search youtube trying to find if there's really a band called The Gavinners.
4. You randomly yell "OBJECTION!" "HOLD IT!" "TAKE THAT!" "GOTCHA" "EUREKA!" (etc., etc.)
5. You lecture people who don't know what Ace Attorney is on how epicly amazing it is.
6. You try and play Mental Chess with people.
7. When you buy airplaine tickets, you try and search for iFLY tickets.
8. You understand when your fellow Ace Attorney nerds say "GS, AA, JFA, TT/T&T, AJ, GK/ME:AAI KG-8, DL-6, SL-9"
10. You pretend to whip people when you're angry at them.
11. You can spell its Japanese name (Gyakuten Saiban).
12. You know that Phoenix's Japanese name is Naruhodo Ryuiichi, Maya's is Mayoi Ayasato, and Edgeworth's is Mitsurugi Reiji. (You get bonus points for any others.)
13. You have actually told someone that your favorite band is the Gavinners.
14. You have a potted plant in your room called "Charley". (I named the frog I was gonna dissect in science class Charley. I got too attached to it. I could barely dissect it because of that.)
15. You also have a potted cactus called "Billy."
16. You refer to your car as your "steel steed."
17. Or you refer your motorcycle as your "hog."
18. Your ringtone is the Steel Samurai theme song.
19. You believe that the jury has no say in the verdict, even if they collectively chant "GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!" (See case 2-4.)
20. You learn the Blue Badger dance.
21. You think old ladies should wear space suits.
22. You use "OBJECTION!" as part of your everyday vocabulary.
23. You suddenly can't help watching shows like "Boston Legal" and "Law and Order".
24. You believe all judges are gullible.
25. You call all monkeys "Money", which really confuses your family when you go to the zoo.
26. You think it's normal for a 24-year-old man to have gray hair.
27. You believe that prosecutors have the free time to become rock stars.
28. You have a favorite pairing(s), which you defend viciously like the rabid fangirl/boy that you are. (NARUMAYO AND EDGEZISKA AND KLEMA)
29. You have actually drawn out a diagram of a murder to explain it to a friend.
30. You drink coffee. Lots and lots and lots of coffee, and all of it black. (Actually, I drink tea, b/c the caffeine in coffee makes me short, but when I stop growing, I'll drink lots of coffee.)
31. You find yourself calling your friends "pal" or "kitten".
32. You have looked for Luminol on ebay.
33. You watch the kid's show "Go, Diego, Go!" just to laugh hysterically as you imagine the real Diego swinging on vines.
34. You say, "Witness, you've had a long day. Shut your pie-hole." (a la Manfred Von Karma) instead of "Shut up."
35. You spend at least an hour spiking your hair every morning. (I try to, anyway.)
36. You like amuse yourself by seeing if you can use fool more times in one sentence than Franziska Von Karma. (I've tried, but I really can't. She's the queen of that stuff.)
37. You are extremely suspicious of bellboys, and always look to see if they're wearing black leather gloves.
38. You actually thought about how Edgeworth would look carrying that enormous stuffed bear in case 2-4. (Farewell, My Turnabout)
39. You couldn't stop laughing for half an hour after picturing Edgeworth carrying that enormous stuffed bear.
40. You always take the stairs instead of elevators.
41. You think cravats are either a) handsome (if you like Edgeworth); or b) hilarious (if you dislike Edgeworth).
42. You really, really wish he was real, just so you could write PINK in huge letters on the back of his suit jacket. C'mon. It's totally pink.
42. You actually responded out loud when he said, "…D-do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?" in T&T.
43. Your favorite comeback to the elderly's complaints about your clothing is, "You really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine!" ...or, at least you think it.
44. You never, under ANY circumstances, wear nail polish AND bite your nails. Who knows if Kristoph Gavin poisoned it or not?
45. You have a mild (yet healthy) fear of being murdered by an acrobat at the circus. However, you are no longer afraid of clowns and address them all as "Moe".
46. You eat instant noodles whenever you can out of sympathy for Gumshoe.
47. You make paper dolls of all the characters and re-enact certain scenes.
48. You plan to give your child a strangely spelled name like "Maggey Byrde" in case it helps them if they are accused of murder, see case 2-1.
49. You're afraid of swimming. Hey, you never know where Damon Gant will appear.
50. You begin to feel a lot warmer toward hobos, especially ones wearing blue beanies.
51. You steal someone's lunch money to inspire them to become a lawyer. They'll thank you someday.
52. You wonder if all rockstars have a secret daytime job. Say, as a prosecuting attorney.
53. You rant to your friends for hours about Von Karma, Engarde, etc. (OH MY GOD YES EVERYDAY)
54. You have a really weird obsession and liking for everything having to do with Germany.
55. You think a good going-away gift is a whip.
56. You think pink-colored glasses will help you get a 97 on your science test. (Always.)
57. You know that 97 is the score Ema bragged about in case 1-5.
58. When someone finds you out, you just snap- bite your hat like Ini, shatter your glasses like Adrian or best of all slam your head Von Karma-style.
59. You start referring to your school ID as a badge.
60. You present your badge to anyone you meet with a flourish and wait for their reaction.
61. You can't figure out the difference between a ladder and a step-ladder, and are proud of it.
62. You wish you had witty name like Winston Payne or Dick Gumshoe.
63. You get in trouble for pointing dramatically at your teacher and yelling "OBJECTION!" whenever they slip up.
64. You have sudden, inexplicable cravings for burgers.
65. You have sculpted your own "The Thinker" and made it into a clock.
66. You call hot dogs "Samurai Dogs".
67. You are always just a little bit afraid to open the trunk of your car, especially if you own a flashy red sports car.
68. Like Apollo, you have a habit of looking into the mufflers of cars to see if you can find anything stuffed in there, or, you contradict someone when they say "ladder" by saying "stepladder" (or vice versa).
69. You can relate any song that comes on the radio to one of the characters, cases, or pairings.
70. You copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to A Very Potter Musical/Sequel or Harry Potter, copy and paste this to your profile.

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattinson is hot
I say, Then so is Cedric, I guess?
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Izumi's Apprentice, animeluverqueen, writersrle, AngelsJoker, Silver Melody217, Fox of Magic, TLYRB, I'll Eat Yourself, AscendingAnthem, AmazinglyEarthBound

Awesome Quotes of Epic Quoteyness Proportions

"A Beetles song, XXXterday. Can you fill in the blanks?" -Unnamed NPC, EarthBound

"YOU SHALL BE DELETED." "Oh yeah? And what if I don't want to be deleted?" "THEN YOU SHALL BE DELETED." -Exchange between a Cyberman and a normal man, Doctor Who, The Age of Steel

"EXTERMINATE!" -Daleks. All of them. Doctor Who

"I... need you... to... shut up..." -The Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who, The Christmas Invasion

"I blame the cops; It certainly wasn't my fault at all." -Pokey Minch, EarthBound

"No. I want you to get me a cheeseburger and a shake!" -Dr. Eggman, Sonic Colours

"I have fury!" -Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

"My name? Uh... um... my name is... CHIPPY!" -Starlow, Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story


"How are you today, little ugly Ass-Jeff?" -Peanut, one of Jeff Dunham's puppets

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big all of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff." -Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who, Blink

"This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes 'ding' when there's stuff." -Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who, Blink

"We SHAVE around here, minions!" -Bowser, Super Paper Mario

"OBJECTION! That was... objectionable!" -Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

"While I dislike direct confrontation, I find the idea of a puzzle battle to be quite alluring. Or, to use a colloquialism; 'Please bring it.'" -Professor Layton, Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask

"TARDIS, bang-bang, Daleks, BOOOM!" -Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who, Victory of the Daleks

"YOU ARE MY ENEMY! And I am yours! ...You are everything I despise. The worst thing in all creation. I've defeated you. Time and time again, I've defeated you. I sent you back into the void. I saved the whole of reality from you. I am the Doctor. And you are the Daleks!" -Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who, Victory of the Daleks

"I don't know, it's a thing in progress! Respect the thing!" -Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who, Flesh and Stone

"If anything happens to her, I'll hold every single one of you personally responsible, twice!" -Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who, Flesh and Stone

"For God's sake, kiss the girl!" -Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who, The Lodger

"Is it just me, or are we getting our butts kicked?" "It's just you." -Exchange between Beast Boy and Raven, Teen Titans, Final Exam

"See? She thinks I'm funny!" "Statistically, I suppose someone has to." -Exchange between Beast Boy and Raven, Teen Titans, Sisters

"You have a problem, tin man?!" "Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!" -Exchange between Robin and Cyborg, Teen Titans, Divide and Conquer

"It's only fair to warn you, I have no idea what I'm doing!" -Mumbo Jumbo, Teen Titans, The Sum of His Parts

"Time to do what I do best. Promise not to get jealous." *turns into a whale* "He just put on three hundred thousand pounds. I am so jealous." -Exchange between Beast Boy and Raven, Teen Titans, Deep Six

"Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap. ...Me." -Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who, The Time of Angels

"WE WERE ON A BREAK!" -Ross, Friends

"This thing right here eats orphans for breakfast. Without any milk." -Chuggaaconroy, Pokemon Emerald - Final Bonus Episode

"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. But the only thing you can't do is ignore them. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the ones who think they're crazy enough to change the world are the ones that do." -Steve Jobs.

"We are Sex Bob-Omb, and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!" -Scott, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

"No crime is graver than eating another man's lettuce." -Yen'fay, Fire Emblem: Awakening (EXPonential Growth)

Can't eat pigs, swine flu...

Can't eat chicken, bird flu...

Can't eat beef, mad cow...

Can't eat eggs, salmonella...

Can't eat fish, metal poisoning in water...

Can't eat fruits and vegetables, e-coli...

I believe that leaves chocolate and ice-cream!

If you like chocolate repost this in your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Friends & Best Friends

FRIENDS: will lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: will take yours and shout “Run bitch, run!”

FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: help themselves and are the reason you have no food

FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying “That was kickass!”

FRIENDS: calls your parents Mr. & Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: call your parents DAD & MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: have never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Have seen you cry, but don’t tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell anyone

BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell

FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days and give it back

BEST FRIENDS: lose your stuff and tell you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”

FRIENDS: will comfort you when a guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: will go up to him and say, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”

FRIENDS: are only for high school/college (AKA, drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: are for life

FRIENDS: only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story

FRIENDS: would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, “I’m home!”

FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

BEST FRIENDS: will kick the crowds’ ass because they left you

FRIENDS: would ignore this story

BEST FRIENDS: would repost this shit!

Month One


I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

For people that hate stereotypes:

If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrist.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not care about being resposible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (I'd rather not talk about that one.)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the sun, so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANBOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (Does liking Campfires count...?)

Only someone who isn't crazy would think their crazy but someone who is crazy would say they were crazy. make sense?

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!

Ships and Stuff

Key: / = Neutral.

XP = Hate.

X = Like.

X!! = oh-tee-pee for that fandom.

Professor Layton

LaytonxClaire: X.

LaytonxEmmy: /.

EmmyxDescole: XP.

ClivexFlora: /.

LukexFlora: X!!

LukexAria: /.

ClivexLuke: XP.

LaytonxLuke: XP.


NessxPaula: X!!

LucasxKumatora: X.

DusterxKumatora: X.

JeffxPaula: /.

NessxLucas: XP.

NessxNinten: XP.

LucasxClaus: XP.

NessxClaus: XP.

Cave Story

QuotexCurly: X!!

QuotexChako: /.

KingxToroko: /.

QuotexSue: /.


AshxMisty: X.

AshxMay: X.

GreenxSilver: X.

MayxDrew: /.

CalemxSerena: X

CalemxShauna: /.

WesxRui: X!!

Ace Attorney

PhoenixxMaya: X.

MiaxDiego: X.

PhoenixxMia: /.

KayxEdgeworth: X.

PhoenixxEdgeworth: XP.

Doctor Who

NinthDoctorxRose: X.

TenthDoctorxRose: X!!

AmyxRory: X. (D'uh!)

TenthDoctorxAnybodyotherthanRose: /.

EleventhDoctorxClara: X.

Fossil Fighters

Hero(FF)xRosie: X.

Hero(FF)xDuna: X.

DinoxDina: /.

ToddxPauleen: /.

RupertxDina: X.

DinaxPauleen: /.


Current Works

None, at the moment. But I've been brainstorming, and that Splatoon fic I posted really got me in the mood, so expect something soon! ...Maybe.

You Know you're obsessed with Splatoon when...

1. You start telling people your favourite singers are the Squid Sisters.
2. You know the in-game names of most of the battle songs, like Shellfie, Hooked, or Splattack!
3. You start referring to things as "fresh" instead of "cool" or "awesome."
4. You actually know the lyrics to a couple of Squid Sisters songs (I only know the Chorus of Calamari County and the Splatfest Plaza song, but I'm working on the Splatfest battle theme!)
5. You either develop a serious aversion to calamari, or feel really bad when you see some (but eat it anyway).
6. You try to slip in puns about sea life into casual conversation whenever possible.
7. You buy a cat and name him Judd, then overfeed him, so you can actually see the resemblance.
8. You play the battle songs in your head whenever you go paintballing.
9. You mark down the dates for Splatfests on your calendars.
10. You've got the Squid Sisters' Splatfest dance memorized, and have even practiced it a couple of times.

If you think Cave Story should become a movie or an anime, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have an extremely long profile, copy this into it to make it longer

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Willowbark, Rainpath, KikyoxInuyasha4eva, KittyNinjaAuthor, AmazinglyEarthBound

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this on your profile if your reading this copy and paste

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

90% of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have authors you respect, copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone for real on this website, copy and paste this onto your profile.

One thing: What's the big deal about Twilight? If you don't get what the big flipping deal about Twilight is, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile.(Bill Hawks must DIE!)

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile. (Good looks is only a bonus ;D)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

Type you name with your hands: AmazinglyEarthBound

Type your name with your nose: AmazinhglyEarthBouhde (Aw, yeah!)

Type your name with your toes: ASm,aaazojnfgvlyhearthNBolunsd (I have really fat toes.)

Type your name without looking: AmazinglyEarthBound (What?! Nice. Nice. Nice.)

If you read all of this, I feel so sorry for you. Visit McDonald's for a free McFlurry in your choice of flavor, and tell them I sent you.


1. Your real name

Mmmh… Not gonna happen.

2. Your nobody name (mix up the letters of your first name and add an 'x' where you think it should go)


3. Your gangsta name (the first 3 letters of your name plus 'izzle')


4. Your detective name (your fave colour, your fave animal)

Blue Snakey

5. Your soap opera name (your middle name, the street you live on)

Anthony Burbank?


6. Your Star Wars Name (the first 3 letters of your last name, the first 2 letters of your first name)


That almost sounds cool.

7. Your superhero name (your second fave colour, your fave drink)

Green Lemonade

Um, what?

8. Your witness protection name (the middle names of your parents)

Martin Anne

Um, OK?

9. Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets)

Black Ally

Hmmm... Interesting!

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Splatoon: Electric Splataloo by InsomniousNights reviews
He's saved Inkopolis and nearly single handedly stopped the Octarian threat. He now wants to live his life as a normal Inkling his age. But he'll find out that after a war, getting back to a normal life isn't the easiest thing to do.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,094 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/9 - Published: 8/15 - Inkboy, Inkgirl, Octarians
25 Reasons We Didn't Know We Loved Miles Edgeworth by 6GunSally reviews
(and where the heck is Phoenix Wright!) New Chapter!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,441 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Maya F., Pearl F., Miles E., Larry B.
3 Doctors, 9 Companions, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by Seafoam-Tainted-Memoirs reviews
What if one day the TARDIS broke down, causing the 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Rose, Martha, Donna, Amy, Rory, River, Clara, Captain Jack and Mickey to be pulled inside? Then what if they were forced to live together and get along with the occasional exploit? [Warnings and information in the first author's note]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 501 - Words: 906,276 - Reviews: 2689 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Complete
He Asked For It by Vile.EXE reviews
That mouth of his was gonna get him in trouble sooner or later...
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5 - Inkboy, Annie, Moe - Complete
Past the Final Cave by Alaystus reviews
An epilogue of sorts to the events that take place in Cave Story, featuring the adventures of Quote and Curly Brace, who are accompanied by none other than Balrog. Quote struggles with what he finds to be "human" actions and emotions, while discovering what he truly finds to be important. Needless to say, he's called to action once again. WARNING: Does contain spoilers.
Cave Story - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,452 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 11/26/2013
In the Darkness by DisneyChannelLover reviews
Stan's new girlfriend is abusing Dipper. Can Dipper find his way out or will he suffer from it? Rated T and Warning Child Abuse. (WenDip Friendship!)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Dipper P., Wendy - Complete
How Could You Have Fallen So Far? by DaringGirl55 reviews
What happened to Clive after the events of Unwound Future? Of course jail, but... what then? What happened to the confident, witty, smart young man? And can he be brought back? If you cry easily, have a tissue box near by. Picture by Tuonoeo on Deviant Art(On hold)
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Flora R., H. Layton, Luke T., Clive/Klaus
The One That Got Away by ajani's apprentice reviews
Michael's quest to purge all of Cipher's influence has led him to two other's who have the same goal. Rated K just to be safe. Does contain slight hints at ColosseumShipping. Will tie in to some of my future stories. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Wes/Leo, Rui/Mirei] Michael/Ryūto - Complete
How the Seeds Sprout by Gengar's Grin reviews
Everyone knows how the Vaniville Town natives defeated Team Flare in X and Y. However, this story is about how seeds of corruption within two people, two good, innocent, moral, well-meaning people spread. But the thing about corruption is... you can't see it in yourself. Someone else has to see it in you. And Calem will be damned if he just lets Team Flare corrupt Serena.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,924 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Calem/Calme, Serena
Waiting by princess-shmelda reviews
Calem is reunited with Serena, and he is determined to confess his feelings. Will a day in Cyllage City give him the confidence he needs? KalosShipping. Oneshot. CalemxSerena. Pretty fluffy.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Calem/Calme, Serena - Complete
Soul Flare by My Wunderwaffle iz missin reviews
With a devastating loss to Lysandre, Calem makes one last attempt to deactivate the ultimate weapon before it destroys Kalos. He ends up getting captured and Team Flare refuses to let his potential go to waste. As he resists captivity and their efforts to brainwash him from his memories, Serena and the others search for a way to save him. CalemXSerena. Will have Dark moments.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,833 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] Lysandre/Fleur-de-lis
Snow Warning by Neonz reviews
Frost Cavern was aptly named, and few pokemon, let alone people, would ever dare to venture near it in the midst of a blizzard. Exceptions were only made when the weather decided to take its victims by surprise. Serena was one such victim. /Kalosshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,095 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Calem/Calme, Serena - Complete
Minion: 100 Ways of Ridding of Boredom by TechnoDee reviews
King Dedede's minions are basically your common enemies in every Kirby game. They simply get in Kirby's way and attempt to stop him. The question is what they do when Kirby isn't invading and what some of them do when the pink puffball is wrecking the castle. Rated T for language. [UNDER RECONSTRUCTION]
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 62,275 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Waddle Dee, Waddle Doo, OC - Complete
The Woes of Being Rosetta Stone by The Mocking J reviews
Rosetta has a problem... Make that several problems. And you, like, totally have to listen to her.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 4/17/2013 - H. Layton, Rosetta S.
A Game of Truth or Dare by whistlane reviews
Ask all of your favorite PL characters including Katarina questions, even dares! All answers and results will be as in character as possible. Further conditions inside. I have changed my pen name to Clockwork Boundary. All complete crack.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,707 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 6/12/2012 - H. Layton
Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule? by Master Porky Minch reviews
Master Porky Minch tries to update his Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule series, only to recieve some very terrible news.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Pokey M. - Complete
25 Days of Christmas: The Wright Kind of Christmas by Little Town reviews
The adventures of the Ace Attorney characters as they survive the ups and downs of the Christmas season! And then there'll be New Years...! It'll be a crazy holiday for these folks! Rated T just to be safe.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,536 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F.] [Miles E., Franziska vK.] - Complete
Ways to annoy a professor by missfeliggy reviews
What the title states.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,966 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - H. Layton
A New Chapter by I'll Break Your Heart reviews
After defeating Evice, Wes and Rui contemplate what the future may hold and how their pasts had shaped their lives. ONESHOT WesxRui
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Wes/Leo, Rui/Mirei - Complete
A Lady's Farewell by Lumos314 reviews
The morning before Luke leaves for America, he and Flora share a conversation and some tea. There are some spoilers for Curious Village and Diabolical Box, and I suppose the entire premise is a slight spoiler for Unwound Future. T because I'm super paranoid. Contains Luke/Flora shipping. :)
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [Flora R., Luke T.] - Complete
Weakness by I'll Break Your Heart reviews
Paula felt weak. She was weak. She was nothing more than a burden to Ness. Can he convince her otherwise? ONESHOT
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Paula, Ness - Complete
Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule 8 by Master Porky Minch reviews
Now, for another Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule story from a not so absolutely safe mind. What will happen this time? Will the capsule piss Porky off only a little? Will it make him totally livid beyond all compare? What's going to happen?
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Pokey M. - Complete
No Doubt by akatsuki15 reviews
Rui finds herself in a difficult situation and Wes saves the day. Oneshot, Wes/Rui, ColosseumShipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Rui/Mirei, Wes/Leo - Complete
Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule 7 by Master Porky Minch reviews
The very first Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule Easter Special. What do you get when you add a bunch of pissed off kids to M the last fight of Mother 3?
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Pokey M. - Complete
Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule 6 by Master Porky Minch reviews
Happy St. Patrick's Day. If you give a scientist a bit of scotch... Not one green beer today, and yet I'm freaking wasted to have published this.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Pokey M., Doctor Andronauts - Complete
Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule 5 by Master Porky Minch reviews
Finally! I got another one hear. Anyway, you ever wonder how Porky gets in and out tight spaces?
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Pokey M., Doctor Andronauts - Complete
Gender Roles by Pumpkinshota reviews
Tolerance and equality are ever so important, you know.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Ness, Paula - Complete
Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule 4 by Master Porky Minch reviews
Porky is getting in the Absolutely Safe Capsule!... What ever you do King P., don't press the huge red button! After working on A Dark Love for some time, I decided it was time for me to make yet another Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Pokey M., Doctor Andronauts - Complete
Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule 3 by Master Porky Minch reviews
Porky gets in to an Absolutely Safe Capsule that actually works. But what happens when you give him the knowledge that he's trapped forever, and that he has to listen to his least favorite song?
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Pokey M. - Complete
Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule 2 by Master Porky Minch reviews
Porky's getting in the Absolutely Safe Capsule!... But is it as safe as it's name says? After the very first fanfiction I ever made, I thought there should be a ton of them.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Pokey M., Doctor Andronauts - Complete
Not so good Absolutely Safe Capsule by Master Porky Minch reviews
Porky is going to get in the Absoluetely Safe Capsule... or is he? This is a random idea I came up with when looking up the Absolutely Safe Capsule. There might be some more stuff later on, but for now, enjoy what ya got.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Pokey M., Lucas - Complete
Tazmily's Defence Force Meets the Chosen Four! by 13ssbbfan reviews
Sequel to the situation! As Lucas and co. realize they are stuck in 199x for the time being, they get to hang with the chosen four! But will everything be as quiet as they should be?
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,679 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Ness, Lucas - Complete
The situation by 13ssbbfan reviews
When you like someone but can't tell them how you feel, it's problably not a good thing when you're locked in a closet with them.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,355 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Lucas, Kumatora - Complete
The Loneliest Feeling by Kuroi-Hanabi reviews
Claire and Luke have gone, leaving Flora and Layton to fend for themselves. But how will they cope? 'T' for themes of depression and for Self Harm.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Flora R., H. Layton
Blackberry Kisses by Gatita101 reviews
One-shot. Flora decides to ask Luke about Love. Luke feels the best answer to this question to run away as far as possible. Only problem, Flora's not getting left in the dust this time. LukexFlora. Rated T for some swearing.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Luke T., Flora R. - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by KittyNinjaAuthor reviews
Professor Layton, Flora and Luke are on a well deserved vacation after solving the Unwound Future mystery. One night, Luke decides to check on Flora... *Some Unwound Future spoilers!*
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Flora R., Luke T. - Complete
And a Girl by Vin-the-Mazoku reviews
Stories of a love that blooms between a young woman and man as they journey to save their world. As they live and grow will it all feel the same when it's time to go home? NessXPaula
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,134 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Ness, Paula
Earthbound Forever by Onewithmyshoesize reviews
Life returns to normal after the defeat of Giygas. Ness and his friends make plans to vacation together when school ends. But vacations are rare for heroes, as a new and old foe hold designs for the Earth and the human race. Pairing: NessXPaula
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,405 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Ness, Paula - Complete
Beautiful Nightmare by banjkazfan reviews
His grin revealed a glimpse of a fang. 'I certainly hope that you two have been enjoying each other's company…after all, it was your last chance.' Slightly AU, slight spoilers for Diabolical Box. Edited July 15, 2014.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2009 - H. Layton, Luke T., Anton H. - Complete
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The Most Unexpected Places reviews
Marie needs some comfort after a bad breakup. Rated M for obvious reasons. My first lemon!
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30
First Date reviews
Terrible title is terrible. After an intense Fossil Battle with a little wager, Dino asks Pauleen on a date.
Fossil Fighters - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Dino, Pauleen]
Creeping through the Night reviews
Terrible title is terrible. What happens when an assassination attempt goes horribly wrong? Rated T for a bit I swearing.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - H. Layton, J. Descole - Complete
The End of the War reviews
The war against Giygas is over. Paula still has yet to tell Ness how she feels. Tears, smiles, and kisses ensue. (Yeah, yeah, it's an exact clone of my other EarthBound story, sue me.)
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [Paula, Ness] - Complete
Wherefore Art Thou, Luke? reviews
When Luke and Flora are the stars in their school play, they're pretty happy. But the play is Romeo and Juliet. And it's supposed to end with a kiss. How will this end for the children? Takes place in between Diabolical Box and Unwound Future.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Flora R., Luke T.] - Complete
Up on the Roof reviews
A Professor Layton story, fluffier than my dad's best omelettes. After a big fight, will the young couple reconcile? Oneshot, LukexFlora. There are not enough stories of this amazing pair.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Luke T., Flora R.] - Complete
The Final Mission reviews
Yet another story that goes through Hell, but this one is the end of my arc. Major QuotexCurly, so if you're a crusty ol' hater, do not read chapter 3.
Cave Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Complete
Fates Intertwined reviews
The third story in this arc. Our hero is running through the plantation, trying to defeat the Doctor. He has almost forgotten about Curly Brace, but when he finds, her he finds out that something sinister has happened... This story will probably be a lot shorter than the others, probably even having much shorter chapters. Just so you know.
Cave Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013
The Oddities of Tetsuzou Kamadani
Just a funny little oneshot I came up with one day. Quote is weirded out by the Hermit Gunsmith. Yeah, yeah, choppy summary, I know. Also, mad, crazy props, a few cold drinks, and a couple extra Life Pots to AscendingAnthem, who gave me the idea.
Cave Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Complete
The Splintering reviews
Sequel to The Unification! The main character (whose name I will not disclose until later) and his friend, Curly Brace, now travel through, and try to exit, the Labyrinth, but on the way, the first one I mentioned is learning that he wants to be more than friends with Curly Brace... Man, it is hard to not use his name yet.
Cave Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Complete
Betrayal reviews
Quote reveals a dark secret from his past. ONESHOT a bit of QuotexCurly, but not too much. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Cave Story - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Complete
The Unification reviews
A short story of what the hero of Cave Story goes through in the Sand Zone, told from his POV. I do know his name, but I will not say it, because I do not want major spoilers.
Cave Story - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Complete
The Big Date: a Romance reviews
Ness decides to ask Paula out on a date, but how will she react when he tells her that he has fallen in love with her? The summary might not be the best, but with any luck, the story will be better. My first fanfic, so don't flame too much.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2013 - [Ness, Paula] - Complete