Author has written 10 stories for Earthbound, Cave Story, and Professor Layton.
Hiya! Welcome to my account. The name is AmazinglyEarthBound. I'm a devout Catholic, and proud Canadian! I'm a big fan of many different types of video games and books. With any luck, I will actually get some good stories up. I enjoy reading the occasional lemon fic, but I hate yaoi, yuri, everything else like it, and I try not to write them whenever possible. Also, you must always remember the most important thing; The three R's of Fanfiction. Read, rate, and review!
Also, I wanna endorse this too. DarkAngus, this is for all the butthurt you caused us. *points sword at his throat.*
-The Professor Layton Oath -
I promise to remember Layton, when I wear my hat with pride,
I promise to remember Delmona, when my grandchildren are by my side,
I promise to remember Luke, because I wear blue or talk to a pet,
I promise to remember Jakes, when I see something caught in a net,
I promise to remember Flora, whenever I'm left behind,
I promise to remember Randall, each time there is something to find,
I promise to remember Emmy, if I ever get stuck in a fight,
I promise to remember Dahlia, whenever I see the light,
I promise to remember Clive, each time I see a dove fly,
I promise to remember Schrader, when an artefact catches my eye,
I promise to remember Clark, whenever I'm with family,
I promise to remember Melina, when I hear a sweet melody,
I promise to remember Brenda, each time someone tells me they care,
I promise to remember Anton, if someone ever gives me a scare,
I promise to remember Claire, when I'm wearing glasses and studying science,
I promise to remember Crow, with the Black Ravens who form an alliance,
I promise to remember Dimitri, every time I wear a white coat,
I promise to remember Bucky, each time I travel by boat,
I promise to remember Tony, when I act like a child at heart,
I promise to remember Oswald, when I play a musical part,
I promise to remember Loosha, whenever I visit a lake,
I promise to remember Rosa, each time I clean and bake,
I promise to remember Arianna, every time that I see a kind face,
I promise to remember Grosky, whenever I run in a race,
I promise to remember Chelmey, if I ever need to talk to my boss,
I promise to remember Sophia, every time someone suffers a loss,
I promise to remember Barton, whenever I try my best,
I promise to remember Rosetta, when I study for a hard test,
I promise to remember Janice, each time I am a good friend,
I promise to remember Don Paolo, when there are machines to mend,
I promise to remember Descole, when I talk French and think of fame,
I promise to remember Amelia, during a hard chess game,
I promise to remember Nina, each time I find a sea shell,
I promise to remember Katia, when someone asks if I'm well,
I promise to remember Belgua, whenever my nephew is near,
I promise to remember Sammy, when I play music for all to hear,
I promise to remember Angela, when I think of days from my past,
I promise to remember Henry, when I know something bad will not last,
I promise to remember Bruno, when I know I'm going the right way,
I promise NOT to remember Bill Hawkes-of any minute of any day,
I promise to remember Misthallery, home to Triton and Barde,
I promise to remember Future London, Gressenheller and Scotland Yard,
I promise to remember Monte d'Or, St Mystere and the Crown Petone,
I promise to remember Folsense, whenever I feel alone,
I promise to remember Professor Layton and to profusely thank Level 5,
For giving us all of his puzzles and bringing the people alive...
If you are addicted to A Very Potter Musical/Sequel or Harry Potter, copy and paste this to your profile.
You say Twilight
Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Izumi's Apprentice, animeluverqueen, writersrle, AngelsJoker, Silver Melody217, Fox of Magic, TLYRB, I'll Eat Yourself, AscendingAnthem, AmazinglyEarthBound
Awesome Quotes of Epic Quoteyness Proportions
"A Beetles song, XXXterday. Can you fill in the blanks?" -Unnamed NPC, EarthBound
"YOU SHALL BE DELETED." "Oh yeah? And what if I don't want to be deleted?" "THEN YOU SHALL BE DELETED." -Exchange between a Cyberman and a normal man, Doctor Who
"EXTERMINATE!" -Daleks. All of them. Doctor Who
"I... need you... to... shut up..." -The Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who
"I blame the cops; It certainly wasn't my fault at all." -Pokey Minch, EarthBound
"No. I want you to get me a cheeseburger and a shake!" -Dr. Eggman, Sonic Colours
"I have fury!" -Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga
"My name? Uh... um... my name is... CHIPPY!" -Starlow, Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"WE COULD DESTROY FIVE MILLION CYBERMEN WITH ONE DALEK." -Dalek-Sec, Doctor Who
"That's good, that's good, that's good, that's goooooooooooooooooooood!" -Peanut, one of Jeff Dunham's puppets
"How are you today, little ugly Ass-Jeff?" -Peanut, one of Jeff Dunham's puppets
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big all of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff." -Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who
"This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes 'ding' when there's stuff." -Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who
"We SHAVE around here, minions!" -Bowser, Super Paper Mario
Can't eat pigs, swine flu...
Can't eat chicken, bird flu...
Can't eat beef, mad cow...
Can't eat eggs, salmonella...
Can't eat fish, metal poisoning in water...
Can't eat fruits and vegetables, e-coli...
I believe that leaves chocolate and ice-cream!
If you like chocolate repost this in your profile
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was
born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When
I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you
go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Friends & Best Friends
FRIENDS: will lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: will take yours and shout “Run bitch, run!”
FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: help themselves and are the reason you have no food
FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying “That was kickass!”
FRIENDS: calls your parents Mr. & Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: call your parents DAD & MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: have you on speed dial
FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Have seen you cry, but don’t tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore
FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell anyone
BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell
FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days and give it back
BEST FRIENDS: lose your stuff and tell you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS: will comfort you when a guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: will go up to him and say, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
FRIENDS: are only for high school/college (AKA, drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: are for life
FRIENDS: only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story
FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, “I’m home!”
FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS: will kick the crowds’ ass because they left you
FRIENDS: would ignore this story
BEST FRIENDS: would repost this shit!
I am only 8 inches long
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
If you're against abortion, re-post this
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.
For people that hate stereotypes:
If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
Only someone who isn't crazy would think their crazy but someone who is crazy would say they were crazy. make sense?
Ways to make sure you're insane
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!
Favourite video games of all time in no particular order:
EarthBound (Le gasp!)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Professor Layton and the Unwound Future
Fossil Fighters: Champions
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Favourite books and book series of all time in no particular order:
Uncle John's Bathroom Readers (yeah, I'm weird)
The Dresden Files
Pretty much anything by Jerry Spinelli
The Origami Yoda series
Freak the Mighty
Favourite movies and TV shows of all time in no particular order:
Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Stuff I Hate
Fifty Shades of Gray
Any old fairy tale that Disney gave a happy ending (Cinderella used to be cool! I WANT TO SEE SOMEONE GET THEIR EYES PECKED OUT BY BIRDS! GRARGH!)
Anyone who ships the worst kind of ships
Most celebrities that sing pop songs
Excessively negative people (Hey, wait a minute...)
The only video games that have ever made me cry
Professor Layton and the Unwound Future
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team (Don't hate me! I was seven years old!)
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time (The end of the main story, after you beat the game... It's just so sad!)
Favourite shipping theories:
LucasxKumatora (Mother 3)
DusterxKumatora (Mother 3)
Tenth DoctorxRose Tyler (Doctor Who)
PhoenixxMaya (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
FranziskaxEdgeworth (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
AshxMay (Pokemon anime)
GreenxSilver (Pokemon Adventures comic)
QuotexCurly (Cave Story)
LukexFlora (Professor Layton)
You know, I seem to be the only person who supports that last one. Not a huge fan of ClivexFlora, it doesn't even make sense, just because there is such a big age difference there. Or, at least I think so.
If the phrase "Kill Bill" reminds you of murdering a Professor Layton character more than it reminds you of a popular movie, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. You will be given weapons. AmazinglyEarthBound
If you think Cave Story should become a movie or an anime, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.
If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have an extremely long profile, copy this into it to make it longer
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile
If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Willowbark, Rainpath, KikyoxInuyasha4eva, KittyNinjaAuthor, AmazinglyEarthBound
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and paste this on your profile if your reading this copy and paste
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
90% of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have authors you respect, copy and paste this to your profile
If you know someone for real on this website, copy and paste this onto your profile.
One thing: What's the big deal about Twilight? If you don't get what the big flipping deal about Twilight is, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile.(Bill Hawks must DIE!)
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile. (Good looks is only a bonus ;D)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.
Type you name with your hands: AmazinglyEarthBound
Type your name with your nose: AmazinhglyEarthBouhde (Aw, yeah!)
Type your name with your toes: ASm,aaazojnfgvlyhearthNBolunsd (I have really fat toes.)
Type your name without looking: AmazinglyEarthBound (What?! Nice. Nice. Nice.)
PROJECTS IN PROGRESS: an EarthBound fic called "Earthbound: A New Adventure!" which is on hiatus until I decide what to write in it.
If you read all of this, I feel so sorry for you. Visit Dairy Queen for a free Blizzard in your choice of flavor, and tell them I sent you.
Favourite video game characters of all time in no particular order;
Balrog (Cave Story)
Curly Brace (Cave Story)
Miles Edgeworth (Multiple Ace Attorney games)
Luke Triton (Multiple Professor Layton games)
Flora Reinhold (Multiple Professor Layton games)
LEAST Favourite Video Game Characters
Winston Payne (Multiple Ace Attorney games)
Manfred Von Karma (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
Doctor Fuyuhima Date (Cave Story)
Dahlia Hawthorne (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations)
And of course the man who started this whole list...
Bill Hawks (Professor Layton and the Unwound Future)
Someone get me some deadly, nuclear weapons. Also, I just noticed how there are so many people on this list from Ace Attorney.
The NAME GAME
1. Your real name
Mmmh… Not gonna happen.
2. Your nobody name (mix up the letters of your first name and add an 'x' where you think it should go)
3. Your gangsta name (the first 3 letters of your name plus 'izzle')
4. Your detective name (your fave colour, your fave animal)
5. Your soap opera name (your middle name, the street you live on)
6. Your Star Wars Name (the first 3 letters of your last name, the first 2 letters of your first name)
That almost sounds cool.
7. Your superhero name (your second fave colour, your fave drink)
8. Your witness protection name (the middle names of your parents)
9. Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets)
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