Splattifying Agent 2
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Joined 07-05-13, id: 4845227, Profile Updated: 09-18-16
Author has written 22 stories for Earthbound, Cave Story, Professor Layton, Fossil Fighters, Splatoon, and Undertale.

Hiya! Welcome to my profile. I'm Splattifying Agent 2. As a first point about me, I've reached the seventh circle of squid hell.

I play a lot of Splatoon online, so tell me if you see me. I don't hate Ranked Battles anymore, so you'll see me in there or in Turf War. My Inkling's name is UFVKNP, I use the female model, there's no telling what my gear will be, and I'll be using one of the following weapons;

N-ZAP '89, Slosher, Aerospray RG, Carbon Roller Deco, Custom Splattershot Jr. (if I happen to start using another weapon I'll add it to the list)

PM if you find me!

If anyone has any story requests or ideas for me, don't be afraid to send me a PM! I'm always looking for new ideas, and if I like yours, you can expect a story about it.I also have a tumblr now, but there's probably never gonna be much there. I might put some stuff about my stories there, though, so follow me if you have one and you're interested in my stuff. splattifyingagent2.tumblr.com/

I also have a Kik! If anyone is willing to talk to me, don't be shy and drop me a line (it's a tad more reliable than private messaging, plus I'll see it right away). If I don't reply, in either asleep or at work. My kik is UFVKNP.

Current Projects

I'm also working on a few more projects for my Splatoon OCs (detailed in the final chapter of Protector).

IMPORTANT NOTICE: For those who don't know, my Splatoon stories take place in three different universes. I'll list which stories are in which universes right here.

OCTOLING Universe: Colour Blends, Protector, Reluctance, Valinktine's Day, Jake's Birthday (there will be more)

SQUID SISTER Universe: The Most Unexpected Places, Bad Day (there will probably be more)

OTHER Universe: Heartache (this was a one-off story, so there are no plans for anything else to come out of it)

Here's a couple of profiles for my Splatoon OCs.

Name: Jake
Weapon of choice: He usually uses the N-ZAP '89, but also gravitates toward the Slosher on occasion.
Personality: Jake is based off of yours truly, with a few differences. (DISCLAIMER: I know that this makes "The Most Unexpected Places" and any future lemons that may feature him seem really creepy. But all Inklings in the game [barring Callie, Marie, and Cap'n Cuttlefish] are generic. It was easier to just base him off of me, because then the personality was already there, instead of having to come up with something entirely new. Don't look at me like that.) He's pretty average in most areas; looks, brains, muscle. He's particularly good at Turf War, but doesn't like Ranked Battles, because he thinks they're too competitive. He's got a pretty small circle of friends, and it's hard for him to make new ones. On the outside, he acts like he doesn't care what anyone thinks, and to a certain extent, it's true. But in areas where he's especially strong, he craves attention. He values his friends over everything else, and he would toss his life away for them. He's currently in a romantic relationship with Tori the Octoling.

Name: Tori
Weapon of choice: She doesn't really fight much, since she can't play Turf War (for now), but when she does, she uses a Tentatek Splattershot.
Personality: After accidentally coming to Inkopolis, making it home, and coming back, Tori lives with (and is in a romantic relationship with) Jake the Inkling. Tori gets embarrassed easily, often leaving her flustered around most people. But she tries her best to be a fun person despite this. She's a jack-of-all-trades when it comes to interests, being an avid reader, a gamer (top of the line in Squid Racer), and a bit of a dancer (although Jake's friend Grace had to teach her some moves). She's still kind of wary around some of the Inklings in the area (especially Jake's friend, Cole), but they accept her, so she tries to do the same (although she loses quite a bit of confidence without Jake around).

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Different Strokes by LuckyMiltank reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if you stepped out of the norm? Meet Bic, an Octoling who wishes to learn more than what was fed to her by the Octarian camps and discovers way more than what she expected.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,398 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Cap'n Cuttlefish, Octarians, OC - Complete
Love Yourself by starlight1395 reviews
Everyone has something 'wrong' with them. Something to make them hate themselves. In this series of oneshots, Sans helps you realize that the things you hate so much, aren't so bad after all. He helps you learn to love yourself. Some subjects include self-harm, bullying, bulimia, anorexia, abuse in many forms, self hate and more.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 189,421 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Sans, Frisk, Papyrus, Mettaton
An Inkling of Sympathy by KibaElunal reviews
Agents 1 and 2 have continued their work, capturing zapfish from the Octarian forces for the well-being of Inkopolis. However, the Octarians have their own response to their presence: a secret agent of their own. Octoling First Sergeant Lusca works to intercept the two invaders, but after falling into enemy hands, one merciful act may change his perceptions of the rival race.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,773 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Callie, Marie, Octarians
My Strange Obsession by TrickyJebus reviews
Meet Ashi, an innocent purple clad inkling boy who posess a bizarre obsession. Follow him in his struggles to various hard-pressed situations that constantly challenge his newfound quirk; Yet as he struggles to avoid this, It itself does the exact opposite (STAY TUNED FOR MORE!)
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,579 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 12/7/2015 - [Inkboy, Inkgirl] OC
Octo Colors by Bang Rowdyruff reviews
An Octoling finds herself alive after Agent 3's most recent massacre. Stranded and alone, all ways back to the Octarian civilization in the area are destroyed. The only way to get back would be to risk a trip through Inkopolis, the cursed home of the Inkling. Will a kind soul help her through the city? Will she end up ink on the sidewalk? Or will something much bigger happen?
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,459 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [Octarians, Inkboy] - Complete
The Dapper Thief by Doctor John Smith reviews
Master Diamond thief, Dapper Thief, steals a mysterious stone from a museum. When the stone begins to glow and he ends up in Inkopolis, 2000 years into his future. What is a master thief to do? And why do these pop stars keep hanging around him?
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,644 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 1/11 - [Marie, OC] Callie
Bonetrousle by Beanus reviews
Papyrus was and is a lively skeleton, and moving to the surface didn't change that one bit. How does a cool dude like him deal with things like interdimensional threats, complex emotions, and a lack of spaghetti? By being the Great Papyrus, of course. Set after the True Pacifist ending, Frisk a little girl.
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,574 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 10/17/2015
Car Crazy Callie by ThePizzaLovingTurtle reviews
A rough start to a day only gets rougher as Callie attempts to drive to work by herself, with Marie leaving her in the dust and without any milk to her cereal. It can only end so well.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13 - Callie, Marie - Complete
Ryu's Rivals by Doctor John Smith reviews
Pre-battle dialogue that Ryu has with every character in the Smash Brothers universe. Every character from Smash 64-Smash 4 WiiU/3DS.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/25 - Ryu
It's Still You by Novarin reviews
After stopping their No Mercy run, Chara decides to let Frisk do things their way. Follow along as they confront everything from murderous flowers to the person they share a body with flirting with every living thing they see. It's sure to be a wild ride. Sort-of sequel to "It's You, Chara."
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,876 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Frisk, Asriel, Chara, Flowey
Kalma's Special Birthday by TheRealLordApoplexy reviews
Birthdays are usually celebrated with lots of food, delicious desserts and drinks, right? That's exactly what happens during Kalma's 18th birthday, when he invites his squad members along with Epsilon and his squad to cheer him and everyone else up. However, Marie has hidden a special gift for Kalma that might turn out to be more than just an ordinary surprise. (My first lemon!)
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30 - [Inkboy, Marie] - Complete
25 Reasons We Didn't Know We Loved Miles Edgeworth by 6GunSally reviews
(and where the heck is Phoenix Wright!) New Chapter!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,760 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Maya F., Pearl F., Miles E., Larry B.
Love From An Idol by MLGSquid reviews
Steven Afton, a 19 year old inkling boy, has been bullied over the relationship with one of the Squid Sisters, Marie! This causes him to stay away from the green idol at all costs like he's someone bashful, but... it leads to an heartwarming moment with Marie and him...
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16 - Marie, OC - Complete
The Rainstorm by TheRealLordApoplexy reviews
After hearing from an Inkopolis News Report that an enormous rainstorm is forming in the Atlantic Ocean and will be covering most of the planet for about a week while wanting to go hang out with the Squid Sisters, Agent 3 chooses to stay with the Squid Sisters in the Calamari Region for a week, taking care of Capn' Cuttlefish and DJ Octavio in order to have a good week for himself.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,767 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 2/23 - [Inkboy, Marie] [Callie, OC] - Complete
Squid-Night Secrets by RayLedgend reviews
Callie and Marie need a way to take some of the stress off after a 24 hour splatfest celebration. All they have is each other, but the body wants what it wants. WARNING: Exactly what it sounds like, not for kids. Y'all should know what you're getting into. Please no crying to me about not finding this story tasteful. It aint, you've been warned.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24
Take Two, Agent 3! by KuzaKat reviews
Rina is haunted by the ordeals of Octo valley. Months after the Great Zapfish has been rescued, Callie and Marie have been trying to get Rina back into Inkling society. But when she finally comes out of hiding, things go horribly wrong and she must face her worst fears coming true. This time, however, she has new friends to help her. (Splatoon fanfiction)
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Callie, Marie, Octarians, OC
Splatoon: Electric Splataloo 2: The Electric Boogaloo: The Second One by InsomniousNights reviews
The sequel to the hit-not-so-hit story "Splatoon: Electric Splataloo". Follow Michael as he works his way up the ranks in battling with his old friends, meets strange new ones, and makes even stranger enemies. "Good god you have a problem" -My friend
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,626 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Inkboy, Inkgirl, Octarians, OC
Splatoon: Electric Splataloo Gaiden by InsomniousNights reviews
Michael, the Hero of Inkopolis, is now retired after succesfully stopping Octavio's remaining supporters. Now in an Inkopolis inhabited by Inklings and Octolings alike, he and his friends have taken to battling their days away. When told about a worldwide ranking system, the team strives to climb the ranks and become Number 1. An anthology of short-stories about their adventures.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23 - Inkboy, Inkgirl, Octarians, OC
Undertale Chatroom by rainbowthefox reviews
Frisk creates a chatroom on Undernet. Disaster awaits us all. (AU. Alphys/Undyne.)
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/24 - [Alphys, Undyne]
Hide and Seek, Dine and Dash by Vellaunus reviews
Alphys receives some surprising company while out to dinner alone.
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2 - [Undyne, Alphys] Papyrus, Sans - Complete
A Squidsmas Surprise by Sovereign and Unbroken reviews
Agent Three gets an unexpected guest while shack-sitting for the Cap'n on Squidsmas Eve.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Complete
Fracture by Aura Spirit reviews
Inklings don't have bones, but that doesn't mean other parts of them can't fracture... when a string of kidnappings take place, Marie is caught in a dark spiral of disappearances and murder. Rated M, due to gory content and other stuff down the line.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Marie - Complete
I Love You in So Many Ways by Fluffy Sakura-kun reviews
4 different one-shots based on homestuck's quadrant love system. Featuring ships from Tamarinfrogs/SearchingForBananaflies OCs. SECOND ONE-SHOT: Sorrel finally musters the courage to ask his long time crush Cyanthia out on a date, but everything goes down the worst way possible. Who else is there to comfort him other than his perverted friend Daisy?
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 11/17/2015
Scars Tell Many Stories by ChibiGirl0911 reviews
Alphys didn't know how Frisk got those scars, but she tries to help them feel better about them. Alphys and Frisk bonding Fic with mentions of OCs from other Fics. Self harm and Child Abuse referenced. Read at own Discrestion
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Alphys, Frisk
Regrowth by DiamondGamer reviews
Frisk is reunited with humanity, and so are all her monster friends. She has a family to go back to, and chooses to do so, but finds the decision costly. (Post True Pacifist, still in progress. T for later chapters. Frisk is female in this one.)
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Frisk, Toriel
Conversation With A TRUE HERO by Opalite reviews
Burgerpants doesn't just give Chara a bad time. He gives them the worst time of their life.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Burgerpants, Chara - Complete
Splatoon: Electric Splataloo by InsomniousNights reviews
He's saved Inkopolis and nearly single handedly stopped the Octarian threat. He now wants to live his life as a normal Inkling his age. But he'll find out that after a war, getting back to a normal life isn't the easiest thing to do. Reviews encouraged and appreciated.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,281 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Inkboy, Inkgirl, Octarians - Complete
Bullying by AwesomePotterlover reviews
"Hey look, it's monster girl!" Some people bully Frisk, and Sans gets very angry about it, which leads to some sad conversations, and a narrow avoidance of a very uncomfortable one. BROTHERLY AND PROTECTIVE SANS! CONTAINS THE F WORD, DON'T READ IF YOU'RE VERY YOUNG AND GENTLE. FRISK GOES BY THEY, AND "MONSTER GIRL" IS MEANT TO BE MISGENDERING.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Toriel
Of Dancing Shippers and Blushy Nerds by Fluffy Sakura-kun reviews
A fanfic based on tumblr artist Tamarinfrog's OCs Logan and Tanrine! Taken place during the EU splatfest Dancing VS Singing, Tanrine enjoys all the ships sailing around her and her circle of friends. But soon she realizes that while everyone else has their own romantic partner, she is left all alone with no one to love.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Complete
It's a little scary by Neospector reviews
A certain Octoling finds herself trapped in Inkopolis. Sometimes our greatest fear is a tangible object, sometimes our greatest fear is simply being alone. AKA, the obligatory "Agent 3/Octoling" pairing because let's face it, Octolings are adorable. Cover art is タコゾネス (Takozonesu) by Maiyan of Pixiv, check them out, if you're capable of actually using Pixiv, unlike the rest of us.
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Complete
Agent Three-Way by Sovereign and Unbroken reviews
Agent Three has been feeling down lately. Callie and Marie take it upon themselves to make him feel better.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,369 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Inkboy, Callie, Marie - Complete
Wooden Boards Don't Dance by VioletDragonian reviews
It's Splatfest, and Orange and Blue are out to win it! Unfortunately, they're on opposite teams. Only one of them can win, but which one? Only the turf wars will tell. Of course, when your partner is on the opposite team, shenanigans tend to ensue as you suddenly become rivals and try to splat each other constantly. (written for a prompt by tamarinfrog on tumblr)
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2015 - [Inkboy, Inkgirl] - Complete
He Asked For It by Vile.EXE reviews
That mouth of his was gonna get him in trouble sooner or later...
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Inkboy, Annie, Moe - Complete
Beautiful Ghosts by BanishedOne reviews
The war was long over, but some things are too horrible to forget; a mysterious veteran of the conflict seeks comfort in the company of a young soldier whose face is so familiar.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Cia, Hyrulean Soldiers - Complete
Minion: 100 Ways of Ridding of Boredom by TechnoDee reviews
King Dedede's minions are basically your common enemies in every Kirby game. They simply get in Kirby's way and attempt to stop him. The question is what they do when Kirby isn't invading and what some of them do when the pink puffball is wrecking the castle. Rated T for language. [UNDER RECONSTRUCTION]
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 62,275 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Waddle Dee, Waddle Doo, OC - Complete
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The Aftermath
A direct sequel to Valinktine's Day. Lemony flavouring and not much else.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20 - [Inkboy, Octarians] - Complete
Jake's Birthday reviews
As Jake is celebrating his birthday, he gets some surprise visitors. The quality of this story does not balance the six months that you guys had to wait for it.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27 - [Inkboy, Octarians] - Complete
Voices reviews
The voice was in your head again. It never really stopped.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31 - Frisk, Chara, Undyne - Complete
Heartache reviews
Jake responds to a phone call and things go straight downhill from there. Rated M for naughty words and some sexual content.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 5/14 - [Octarians, Inkboy, Marie] - Complete
Bad Day reviews
Marie had an awful day at work. Pure fluff.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31 - [Marie, Inkboy] - Complete
The Most Unexpected Places reviews
Marie needs some comfort after a bad breakup. Rated M for obvious reasons. My first lemon!
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 9/30/2015 - [Inkboy, Marie]
Valinktine's Day reviews
Jake takes Tori out for their first Valinktine's Day together... but things don't quite go as planned.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14 - [Inkboy, Octarians] - Complete
Protector reviews
Sequel to Colour Blends! After a scare involving some Octarians, Jake decides to try and take down the king, much to Tori's dismay. (still rated T for minor swearz, as well as eventual [but not graphic] nudity)
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,907 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 11/27/2015 - [Inkboy, Octarians] - Complete
Reluctance reviews
What starts out as a Splatfest win becomes something much more. Lemon featuring my OCs Jake and Tori.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2015 - [Inkboy, Octarians] - Complete
Colour Blends reviews
After Agent 3's latest mission, an Octoling finds herself stuck in Inkopolis. How will she ever get home? (Rated T for minor swearz)
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,405 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015 - [Inkboy, Octarians] - Complete
First Date reviews
Terrible title is terrible. After an intense Fossil Battle with a little wager, Dino asks Pauleen on a date.
Fossil Fighters - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Dino, Pauleen]
Creeping through the Night reviews
Terrible title is terrible. What happens when an assassination attempt goes horribly wrong? Rated T for a bit of swearing.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - H. Layton, J. Descole - Complete
The End of the War reviews
The war against Giygas is over. Paula still has yet to tell Ness how she feels. Tears, smiles, and kisses ensue. (Yeah, yeah, it's an exact clone of my other EarthBound story, sue me.)
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [Paula, Ness] - Complete
Wherefore Art Thou, Luke? reviews
When Luke and Flora are the stars in their school play, they're pretty happy. But the play is Romeo and Juliet. And it's supposed to end with a kiss. How will this end for the children? Takes place in between Diabolical Box and Unwound Future.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Flora R., Luke T.] - Complete
Up on the Roof reviews
A Professor Layton story, fluffier than my dad's best omelettes. After a big fight, will the young couple reconcile? Oneshot, LukexFlora. There are not enough stories of this amazing pair.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Luke T., Flora R.] - Complete
The Final Mission reviews
Yet another story that goes through Hell, but this one is the end of my arc. Major QuotexCurly, so if you're a crusty ol' hater, do not read chapter 3.
Cave Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Complete
Fates Intertwined reviews
The third story in this arc. Our hero is running through the plantation, trying to defeat the Doctor. He has almost forgotten about Curly Brace, but when he finds, her he finds out that something sinister has happened... This story will probably be a lot shorter than the others, probably even having much shorter chapters. Just so you know.
Cave Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013
The Oddities of Tetsuzou Kamadani
Just a funny little oneshot I came up with one day. Quote is weirded out by the Hermit Gunsmith. Yeah, yeah, choppy summary, I know. Also, mad, crazy props, a few cold drinks, and a couple extra Life Pots to AscendingAnthem, who gave me the idea.
Cave Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Complete
The Splintering reviews
Sequel to The Unification! The main character (whose name I will not disclose until later) and his friend, Curly Brace, now travel through, and try to exit, the Labyrinth, but on the way, the first one I mentioned is learning that he wants to be more than friends with Curly Brace... Man, it is hard to not use his name yet.
Cave Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Complete
Betrayal reviews
Quote reveals a dark secret from his past. ONESHOT a bit of QuotexCurly, but not too much. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Cave Story - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Complete
The Unification reviews
A short story of what the hero of Cave Story goes through in the Sand Zone, told from his POV. I do know his name, but I will not say it, because I do not want major spoilers.
Cave Story - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Complete
The Big Date: a Romance reviews
Ness decides to ask Paula out on a date, but how will she react when he tells her that he has fallen in love with her? The summary might not be the best, but with any luck, the story will be better. My first fanfic, so don't flame too much.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2013 - [Ness, Paula] - Complete