Splattifying Agent 2
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Joined 07-05-13, id: 4845227, Profile Updated: 08-08-17
Author has written 29 stories for Earthbound, Cave Story, Professor Layton, Fossil Fighters, Splatoon, Undertale, Pokémon, and Fire Emblem.

Hiya! Welcome to my profile. I'm Splattifying Agent 2. As a first point about me, I've reached the seventh circle of squid hell. I'm also really terrible at writing, so if you're gonna leave a negative review, save us both some time, and don't mention that. I already know, trust me.

marie and marina are both my waifu

If anyone has any story requests or ideas for me, don't be afraid to send me a PM! I'm always looking for new ideas, and if I like yours, you can expect a story about it.

I also have a Kik! If anyone is willing to talk to me, don't be shy and drop me a line (it's a tad more reliable than private messaging, plus I'll see it right away). If I don't reply, I'm either asleep or at work. My kik is UFVKNP.

Current Projects

Hoo boy, is there a lot of stuff in the works! If you really wanna know, here's everything I'm trying to work on. They aren't organized in any particular order.

-An Unlikely Alliance: A request from my good friend Chris PH who wanted my OC Tori to meet Agent 3. I'm using InsomniousNights' Agent 3, Michael, for this. Will be a multi-chapter story for the first time in months.

-A personal idea for a possible interpretation of how Pearl and Marina met. Whether I like it or not, I'll probably end up plagiarizing someone.

-An offer from me involving the OCs Skyla and Orion, who belong to another friend of mine who isn't on this website. May or may not be published here.

-An idea from XsoapZ about how Jake and Marie met all those years ago.

-Another idea from XsoapZ about Marie's time going out with Tommy.

SEMI-IMPORTANT NOTICE: For those who don't know, my Splatoon stories take place in three different universes. I'll list which stories are in which universes right here.

OCTOLING Universe: Colour Blends, Protector, Reluctance, Valinktine's Day, Jake's Birthday, The Aftermath, Tori's Birthday, A Day Off, An Unlikely Alliance

SQUID SISTER Universe: The Most Unexpected Places, Bad Day, Confession, Reunited at Last

OTHER Universe: Heartache (this was a one-off story, so there are no plans for anything else to come out of it)

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House Rules by Ktkat9 reviews
Yami decided to stick around after the ceremonial duel, but the modern world is not exactly like his time. While there may not be any force trying to take over the world, normal life still has a way of proving challenging. Like many of their exploits, it all started with Joey. And now Yami has started a list of what NOT to do in the Motou house. Latest update: What Comes After 29?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 54,906 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/6 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Yami Yūgi
From the Ground Up by Atakahiro reviews
Robin was never one for romance. While everyone else in the Shepherds began to tie the knot, Robin was perfectly fine with being alone. He was truly content with being a bachelor until a certain princess joined the party, one who he had always had a bit of a thing for. What could have been a storybook ending is anything but, as the job of a master tactician is truly never over.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,216 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/14 - Published: 1/10 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Chrom, Morgan
Ghosts Between the Lines by vaguekiwi reviews
Wes never needed anyone before. The emergence of Orre's Shadow Crisis will change that. Pokemon: Colosseum novelization. M for lemons/sexual themes, strong language, graphic violence, alcohol, drug, and tobacco use. ColosseumShipping (WesXRui)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,585 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/9 - Published: 4/13 - [Wes/Leo, Rui/Mirei]
Agent Three-Way by Sovereign and Unbroken reviews
Agent Three has been feeling down lately. Callie and Marie take it upon themselves to make him feel better.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Inkboy, Callie, Marie
Un-Ordinary by Da Kaleidoscope reviews
I thought the biggest challenge of my life would be defeating DJ Octavio and saving Inkopolis. Of course, the universe then proceeded to throw me into the depths of Octoling territory, set the government after me, give me a child, blow up Inkopolis Plaza, and make me fall in love with three girls...at the same time. Welcome to my life.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/25 - Published: 6/28/2016 - [Callie, Marie, Marina, Agent 3]
Fire Emblem: Eyelander by 2cool4ulonk reviews
As Chrom, Lissa, and Frederick headed to Southtown, they came across a man laying unconscious on the ground. This man was not a black and purple cloaked, white-haired tactician, however. Instead, the man they found was the one and only Black Scottish Cyclops of Teufort. Watch how this absurd take on Awakening plays out with everyone's favorite demolitionist. Rated T for bagpipes.
Crossover - Fire Emblem & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,429 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Chrom, Lissa, Demoman, Merasmus
Love Yourself by starlight1395 reviews
Everyone has something 'wrong' with them. Something to make them hate themselves. In this series of oneshots, Sans helps you realize that the things you hate so much, aren't so bad after all. He helps you learn to love yourself. Some subjects include self-harm, bullying, bulimia, anorexia, abuse in many forms, self hate and more.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 219,450 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 9/29 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Sans, Frisk, Papyrus, Mettaton
Bonetrousle by Beanus reviews
Papyrus was and is a lively skeleton, and moving to the surface didn't change that one bit. How does a cool dude like him deal with things like interdimensional threats, complex emotions, and a lack of spaghetti? By being the Great Papyrus, of course. Set after the True Pacifist ending, Frisk a little girl. ON HIATUS
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,583 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 10/17/2015
Touching the Sky by CrazyBaka25 reviews
An 17-year-old Octoling called Tela grew up in the slowly crumbling underground world of the Octarians, until that is... She is given the chance to join DJ Octavio's army and help build a better future for her 6-year-old sister Levi. Unfortunately Agent 3, an Inkboy decides to throw a wrench in their plans that threaten to turn Tela's dreams... into a nightmare.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,890 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 8/1 - Inkboy, Octarians
Tense by El Second reviews
With the final battle at the Dread Isle looming, morale has been especially low; Lyn finds that she and Hector are at each other's throats much more frequently these days. She figures they both need something to ease back the tension. Lewd.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13 - [Lyndis, Hector] - Complete
My Strange Obsession by TrickyJebus reviews
Ashi's been living like everybody else but when he discovers within himself a peculiar obsession he suddenly becomes a giant magnet to countless perverted situations. Even more so when a group of girls & other female strangers started vying for his admiration. Struggling to control himself at the center of this tug-of-war; what would happen if someone where to break his limits?
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,686 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 12/7/2015 - [Inkboy, Inkgirl] Callie, Octarians
Fighting Octarians for an Octoling? by EthanR27 reviews
This story will be based on what actually happens during my progress in Splatoon 2, but with a twist: "Agent 4" will eventually have to fight Octarians after some time living at the Square, but he has fallen for a certain... Octoling? Experience the hardships and triumphs of fighting for the Squidbeak Splatoon as well as capturing Marina's heart by rescuing the Great Zapfish?
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/30 - [OC, Marina] Marie, Pearl
The Dapper Thief by MrKite456 reviews
This was a story brought over from my old FanFic account. Dapper Thief is a master Diamond Thief who steals a rare stone from a museum when he is transported 2000 years in the future where Squids are the dominant species.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 7/10
Afraid of Heights by Cuddlesworth reviews
Callie and Marie have a day off work. But what will they do to kill the time? (One-shot)(Fluff)
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7 - Callie, Marie - Complete
An Inkling of Sympathy by KibaElunal reviews
Agents 1 and 2 have continued their work, capturing zapfish from the Octarian forces for the well-being of Inkopolis. However, the Octarians have their own response to their presence: a secret agent of their own. Octoling First Sergeant Lusca works to intercept the two invaders, but after falling into enemy hands, one merciful act may change his perceptions of the rival race.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,990 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Callie, Marie, Octarians
White Out by LuckyMiltank reviews
Bic is now in Inkopolis and, with Octavio now being held captive, wants to help make Octo Valley a better place with Cecil's help. Lets take a look at how things are going to go for our heros now, shall we? Sequel to Different Strokes. Rated T for now, but will be changed to M once Vodka makes an appearance.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12 - Cap'n Cuttlefish, Octarians, OC
The Rainstorm (2016 Series) by EpsilonProductions reviews
After hearing from an Inkopolis News Report that an enormous rainstorm is forming in the Atlantic Ocean and will be covering most of the planet for about a week while wanting to go hang out with the Squid Sisters, Agent 3 chooses to stay with the Squid Sisters in the Calamari Region for a week, taking care of Capn' Cuttlefish and DJ Octavio in order to have a good week for himself.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,313 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 2/23/2016 - [Inkboy, Marie] [Callie, OC] - Complete
The Squid Sisters' Shenanigans by SilentN reviews
The Squid Sisters: the most famous Inklings in all of Inkopolis. Everyone knows the duo of performers, but not everyone knows what sort of craziness the hyperactive Callie and the lazy Marie commonly get into when they're off the air...
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Callie, Marie
Where The Lillie Blooms by Erevate reviews
Lillie and our Hero have get some steamy alone time after they meet. Porn-without-plot/Smut/Lemon. Female Hero/Lillie, added Male Hero/Lillie Version.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Moon, Sun, Lillie - Complete
The Prince's Resistance by Blonde Panther reviews
FE8. Lyon had no idea what he was letting into his mind and body when he split the Fire Emblem. He lives to regret that decision, but for Eirika's sake, he would fight back the parasite's control. Also Fomortiis is totally not on the character list.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2016 - Eirika, Lyon - Complete
Holding Out by Blonde Panther reviews
FE8. After being ambushed and cornered in Carcino, Innes has accepted that he will die here and has devoted himself to holding out for as long as he can- not for delusions of surviving and escaping, but to buy the others as much time as he can by distracting these enemies.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2016 - Innes, Gerik, Tethys - Complete
Love Taps by Bang Rowdyruff reviews
Inkay and Cerata are training to better prepare themselves for a new threat looming over Inkopolis. But after Cerata accuses Inkay of cheating, she decides to teach him to behave.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2016 - Complete
We love you Link! by PhazonLordKaito reviews
This story dissapeared about three years ago, i don't remember. Disclamer: i don't own the story. i only reupload a history that dissapeared
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Agitha, Link - Complete
Different Strokes by LuckyMiltank reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if you stepped out of the norm? Meet Bic, an Octoling who wishes to learn more than what was fed to her by the Octarian camps and discovers way more than what she expected.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,398 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Cap'n Cuttlefish, Octarians, OC - Complete
Octo Colors by Bang Rowdyruff reviews
An Octoling finds herself alive after Agent 3's most recent massacre. Stranded and alone, all ways back to the Octarian civilization in the area are destroyed. The only way to get back would be to risk a trip through Inkopolis, the cursed home of the Inkling. Will a kind soul help her through the city? Will she end up ink on the sidewalk? Or will something much bigger happen?
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,459 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [Octarians, Inkboy] - Complete
Car Crazy Callie by ThePizzaLovingTurtle reviews
A rough start to a day only gets rougher as Callie attempts to drive to work by herself, with Marie leaving her in the dust and without any milk to her cereal. It can only end so well.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Callie, Marie - Complete
Ryu's Rivals by Doctor John Smith reviews
Pre-battle dialogue that Ryu has with every character in the Smash Brothers universe. Every character from Smash 64-Smash 4 WiiU/3DS. This was inspired by the rival cutscenes from Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Ryu
It's Still You by Novarin reviews
After stopping their No Mercy run, Chara decides to let Frisk do things their way. Follow along as they confront everything from murderous flowers to the person they share a body with flirting with every living thing they see. It's sure to be a wild ride. Sort-of sequel to "It's You, Chara."
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,876 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Frisk, Asriel, Chara, Flowey
Kalma's Special Birthday (2016 Series) by EpsilonProductions reviews
Birthdays are usually celebrated with lots of food, delicious desserts and drinks, right? That's exactly what happens during Kalma's 18th birthday, when he invites his squad members along with Epsilon and his squad to cheer him and everyone else up. However, Marie has hidden a special gift for Kalma that might turn out to be more than just an ordinary surprise. (My first lemon!)
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2016 - [Inkboy, Marie] - Complete
25 Reasons We Didn't Know We Loved Miles Edgeworth by 6GunSally reviews
(and where the heck is Phoenix Wright!) New Chapter!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,760 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Maya F., Pearl F., Miles E., Larry B.
Love From An Idol by MLGSquid reviews
Steven Afton, a 19 year old inkling boy, has been bullied over the relationship with one of the Squid Sisters, Marie! This causes him to stay away from the green idol at all costs like he's someone bashful, but... it leads to an heartwarming moment with Marie and him...
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Marie, OC - Complete
Squid-Night Secrets by RayLedgend reviews
Callie and Marie need a way to take some of the stress off after a 24 hour splatfest celebration. All they have is each other, but the body wants what it wants. WARNING: Exactly what it sounds like, not for kids. Y'all should know what you're getting into. Please no crying to me about not finding this story tasteful. It aint, you've been warned.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2016
Splatoon: Electric Splataloo 2: The Electric Boogaloo: The Second One by InsomniousNights reviews
The sequel to the hit-not-so-hit story "Splatoon: Electric Splataloo". Follow Michael as he works his way up the ranks in battling with his old friends, meets strange new ones, and makes even stranger enemies. "Good god you have a problem" -My friend
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,626 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Inkboy, Inkgirl, Octarians, OC
Splatoon: Electric Splataloo Gaiden by InsomniousNights reviews
Michael, the Hero of Inkopolis, is now retired after succesfully stopping Octavio's remaining supporters. Now in an Inkopolis inhabited by Inklings and Octolings alike, he and his friends have taken to battling their days away. When told about a worldwide ranking system, the team strives to climb the ranks and become Number 1. An anthology of short-stories about their adventures.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Inkboy, Inkgirl, Octarians, OC
Off the Record: Dead Rising by Metal Harbinger reviews
The rebooted "Dead Rising: Case Greene." A "what if" scenario similar to "Off the Record" where Chuck Greene and his daughter Katey are passing through Willamette, Colorado on their way to a mountain retreat, only to find themselves caught in the middle of a zombie outbreak and an even greater conspiracy coming to fruition.
Dead Rising - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Chuck G., Katey G.
Hide and Seek, Dine and Dash by Vellaunus reviews
Alphys receives some surprising company while out to dinner alone.
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2016 - [Undyne, Alphys] Papyrus, Sans - Complete
A Squidsmas Surprise by Sovereign and Unbroken reviews
Agent Three gets an unexpected guest while shack-sitting for the Cap'n on Squidsmas Eve.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Complete
Fracture by Aura Spirit reviews
Inklings don't have bones, but that doesn't mean other parts of them can't fracture... when a string of kidnappings take place, Marie is caught in a dark spiral of disappearances and murder. Rated M, due to gory content and other stuff down the line.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,172 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Marie - Complete
I Love You in So Many Ways by Fluffy Sakura-kun reviews
4 different one-shots based on homestuck's quadrant love system. Featuring ships from Tamarinfrogs/SearchingForBananaflies OCs. SECOND ONE-SHOT: Sorrel finally musters the courage to ask his long time crush Cyanthia out on a date, but everything goes down the worst way possible. Who else is there to comfort him other than his perverted friend Daisy?
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 11/17/2015
Conversation With A TRUE HERO by Opalite reviews
Burgerpants doesn't just give Chara a bad time. He gives them the worst time of their life.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Burgerpants, Chara - Complete
Splatoon: Electric Splataloo by InsomniousNights reviews
He's saved Inkopolis and nearly single handedly stopped the Octarian threat. He now wants to live his life as a normal Inkling his age. But he'll find out that after a war, getting back to a normal life isn't the easiest thing to do. Reviews encouraged and appreciated.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,281 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Inkboy, Inkgirl, Octarians - Complete
Of Dancing Shippers and Blushy Nerds by Fluffy Sakura-kun reviews
A fanfic based on tumblr artist Tamarinfrog's OCs Logan and Tanrine! Taken place during the EU splatfest Dancing VS Singing, Tanrine enjoys all the ships sailing around her and her circle of friends. But soon she realizes that while everyone else has their own romantic partner, she is left all alone with no one to love.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Complete
It's a little scary by Neospector reviews
A certain Octoling finds herself trapped in Inkopolis. Sometimes our greatest fear is a tangible object, sometimes our greatest fear is simply being alone. AKA, the obligatory "Agent 3/Octoling" pairing because let's face it, Octolings are adorable. Cover art is タコゾネス (Takozonesu) by Maiyan of Pixiv, check them out, if you're capable of actually using Pixiv, unlike the rest of us.
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Complete
Wooden Boards Don't Dance by VioletDragonian reviews
It's Splatfest, and Orange and Blue are out to win it! Unfortunately, they're on opposite teams. Only one of them can win, but which one? Only the turf wars will tell. Of course, when your partner is on the opposite team, shenanigans tend to ensue as you suddenly become rivals and try to splat each other constantly. (written for a prompt by tamarinfrog on tumblr)
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2015 - [Inkboy, Inkgirl] - Complete
He Asked For It by Vile.EXE reviews
That mouth of his was gonna get him in trouble sooner or later...
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Inkboy, Annie, Moe - Complete
Beautiful Ghosts by BanishedOne reviews
The war was long over, but some things are too horrible to forget; a mysterious veteran of the conflict seeks comfort in the company of a young soldier whose face is so familiar.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Cia, Hyrulean Soldiers - Complete
Rejuvenation by JazzyDashy reviews
After the Hero wins the fair fight, the tale ends. The scholars never tell what happens afterwards. For Link, the years have been rough, rugged and lonely. A chance encounter with an older Lana might be another chance to start things over.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Link, Lana] Impa - Complete
Minion: 100 Ways of Ridding of Boredom by TechnoDee reviews
King Dedede's minions are basically your common enemies in every Kirby game. They simply get in Kirby's way and attempt to stop him. The question is what they do when Kirby isn't invading and what some of them do when the pink puffball is wrecking the castle. Rated T for language. [UNDER RECONSTRUCTION]
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 62,275 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Waddle Dee, Waddle Doo, OC - Complete
Class is Out by Nidoran Duran reviews
While Roxanne's trainer class is at recess, she and Flannery have a private session. Old as hell kink meme fill.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Roxanne/Tsutsuji, Flannery/Asuna - Complete
Prophecies by Blonde Panther reviews
Post-FE8. Princess Eirika's dreams have always been right. This isn't much of a problem, until she dreams of the rapidly approaching demise of the man dearest to her. Contains a rather major OC. Rated T for violence.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,636 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - [Eirika, Seth] - Complete
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An Unlikely Alliance reviews
Tori meets someone who she didn't expect to see again. Rated T for language.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,574 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 8/8 - Inkboy, Inkgirl, Octarians
Reunited at Last reviews
They finally meet again after two long years of separation.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1 - [Inkboy, Marie] - Complete
A Day Off
Michael's morning wasn't the best, so Callie takes it upon herself to cheer him up. Features OCs that aren't mine, oh my!
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19 - Inkboy, Callie - Complete
Queen of White Dunes
FE8. A set of drabbles based around some little story ideas for Queen of White Dunes, the fourteenth chapter of Eirika's route. Probably not that good, but whatevs. OOC warning.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5 - Eirika, Joshua, Rennac - Complete
Refreshed reviews
After arriving on Poni Island, Elio decides to formally introduce Lillie to his Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9 - Sun, Lillie - Complete
Tori's Birthday reviews
Jake has a very special birthday present for Tori.
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2016 - [Inkboy, Octarians] Callie, Marie - Complete
Confession reviews
Jake gets an unexpected phone call, and visits his mother back in Calamari County. Rated T for some swears.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2016 - [Inkboy, Marie] - Complete
The Aftermath reviews
A direct sequel to Valinktine's Day. Lemony flavouring and not much else.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2016 - [Inkboy, Octarians] - Complete
Jake's Birthday reviews
As Jake is celebrating his birthday, he gets some surprise visitors. The quality of this story does not balance the six months that you guys had to wait for it.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2016 - [Inkboy, Octarians] - Complete
Voices reviews
The voice was in your head again. It never really stopped.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Frisk, Chara, Undyne - Complete
Heartache reviews
Jake responds to a phone call and things go straight downhill from there. Rated M for naughty words and some sexual content.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - [Octarians, Inkboy, Marie] - Complete
Bad Day reviews
Marie had an awful day at work. Pure fluff.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2016 - [Marie, Inkboy] - Complete
The Most Unexpected Places reviews
Marie needs some comfort after a bad breakup. Rated M for obvious reasons. My first lemon!
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 9/30/2015 - [Inkboy, Marie]
Valinktine's Day reviews
Jake takes Tori out for their first Valinktine's Day together... but things don't quite go as planned.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2016 - [Inkboy, Octarians] - Complete
Protector reviews
Sequel to Colour Blends! After a scare involving some Octarians, Jake decides to try and take down the king, much to Tori's dismay. (still rated T for minor swearz, as well as eventual [but not graphic] nudity)
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,907 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 11/27/2015 - [Inkboy, Octarians] - Complete
Reluctance reviews
What starts out as a Splatfest win becomes something much more. Lemon featuring my OCs Jake and Tori.
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2015 - [Inkboy, Octarians] - Complete
Colour Blends reviews
After Agent 3's latest mission, an Octoling finds herself stuck in Inkopolis. How will she ever get home? (Rated T for minor swearz)
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,405 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015 - [Inkboy, Octarians] - Complete
First Date reviews
Terrible title is terrible. After an intense Fossil Battle with a little wager, Dino asks Pauleen on a date.
Fossil Fighters - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Dino, Pauleen]
Creeping through the Night reviews
Terrible title is terrible. What happens when an assassination attempt goes horribly wrong? Rated T for a bit of swearing.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2014 - H. Layton, J. Descole - Complete
The End of the War reviews
The war against Giygas is over. Paula still has yet to tell Ness how she feels. Tears, smiles, and kisses ensue. (Yeah, yeah, it's an exact clone of my other EarthBound story, sue me.)
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [Paula, Ness] - Complete
Wherefore Art Thou, Luke? reviews
When Luke and Flora are the stars in their school play, they're pretty happy. But the play is Romeo and Juliet. And it's supposed to end with a kiss. How will this end for the children? Takes place in between Diabolical Box and Unwound Future.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Flora R., Luke T.] - Complete
Up on the Roof reviews
A Professor Layton story, fluffier than my dad's best omelettes. After a big fight, will the young couple reconcile? Oneshot, LukexFlora. There are not enough stories of this amazing pair.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Luke T., Flora R.] - Complete
The Final Mission reviews
Yet another story that goes through Hell, but this one is the end of my arc. Major QuotexCurly, so if you're a crusty ol' hater, do not read chapter 3.
Cave Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Complete
Fates Intertwined reviews
The third story in this arc. Our hero is running through the plantation, trying to defeat the Doctor. He has almost forgotten about Curly Brace, but when he finds, her he finds out that something sinister has happened... This story will probably be a lot shorter than the others, probably even having much shorter chapters. Just so you know.
Cave Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013
The Oddities of Tetsuzou Kamadani
Just a funny little oneshot I came up with one day. Quote is weirded out by the Hermit Gunsmith. Yeah, yeah, choppy summary, I know. Also, mad, crazy props, a few cold drinks, and a couple extra Life Pots to AscendingAnthem, who gave me the idea.
Cave Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Complete
The Splintering reviews
Sequel to The Unification! The main character (whose name I will not disclose until later) and his friend, Curly Brace, now travel through, and try to exit, the Labyrinth, but on the way, the first one I mentioned is learning that he wants to be more than friends with Curly Brace... Man, it is hard to not use his name yet.
Cave Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Complete
Betrayal reviews
Quote reveals a dark secret from his past. ONESHOT a bit of QuotexCurly, but not too much. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Cave Story - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Complete
The Unification reviews
A short story of what the hero of Cave Story goes through in the Sand Zone, told from his POV. I do know his name, but I will not say it, because I do not want major spoilers.
Cave Story - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Complete
The Big Date: a Romance reviews
Ness decides to ask Paula out on a date, but how will she react when he tells her that he has fallen in love with her? The summary might not be the best, but with any luck, the story will be better. My first fanfic, so don't flame too much.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2013 - [Ness, Paula] - Complete