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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Sandman, Hellsing, Fate/stay night, and Deadpool.

So, now that I'm actually posting stories rather than just reading them, maybe I should put something here...

Overall, if a fic is on my Favorites list, it's because I'd recommend it to others. There are many fics that I've enjoyed, but I try to keep Favorites to just those I'd particularly recommend. That is why most of the list is composed of completed stories - I don't feel comfortable recommending a fic that's still in progress unless what's already posted is good enough to stand on its own. There are a number of WIP stories I'm following that are strong candidates when they finish. For fics I've enjoyed that aren't on the Favorites list (which I tend to reserve for the best of the best), my C2 contains a broader listing that I'm still working on filling out.

I tend to mostly only read stories that are either already completed or that appear to update on average at least once a month. I have favorited, and even followed, slower-updating stories, but these are generally the really special ones, where I won't likely have to go back and re-read a lot of the story to remember what's going on (or if I will, I'll enjoy it enough to not mind) or where the author is fairly active and tends to bounce between fics.

Rather than list all of my plotbunnies, challenges, and other miscellaneous ideas here, I will link to my main thread of such on DZ2's forum.


My personal Harry Potter headcanon:

Hogwarts Castle is at least semi-sentient. It is also far less well-defended than people think, due to its wards and other magical defenses being forgotten, neglected, ill-maintained, meddled and/or tampered with, or outright deactivated/disabled over the past thousand years.

Luna Lovegood has some degree of perception beyond human norms, even if she's not technically a Seer. Ron Weasley may also have a bit of the Sight (when you consider how often his comments end up foreshadowing things).

Albus Dumbledore's conclusion that Harry Potter would have to die came no later than November 2nd, 1981. His actions and inactions regarding Harry make no sense in preparing a warrior or champion, but make a truly disturbing amount of sense in grooming a martyr.

Something significant must have changed between the Battle of Hogwarts and the Epilogue, because unless Ron matured significantly and learned to actually respect Hermione and her Muggle heritage (certainly not impossible, though their dialogue on Platform 9 3/4 makes it questionable) and/or Hermione basically gave up, I just can't see them having a happy, stable marriage. As of the Battle of Hogwarts, in the absence of Harry and Voldemort, the two of them really have nothing in common.

Ginny and Harry is also a questionable couple as shown in canon, unless you interpret her response to him breaking up with her at Dumbledore's funeral as being really poorly worded and meaning something other than it sounds like. Related to the point above, neither Ginny nor Ron seem to have ever learned to distinguish Harry Potter from the Boy-Who-Lived. While they do both get to know him somewhat, their perceptions of him still remain heavily influenced by the fictional persona created by the Boy-Who-Lived books - a dashing hero, always seeking out evil to vanquish and never faltering or failing. This perception would go a long way towards explaining Ron's two desertions of Harry: The Boy-Who-Lived would totally jump head first into the potential adventure of the Triwizard Tournament, and find a way in despite his youth, while the real Harry wanted nothing to do with it. The BWL would also have a plan and resources already in place for the grand adventure of the horcrux hunt, while the real Harry was given practically no information, preparation, nor resources to work with, making the horcrux hunt a long, boring, miserable slog instead of the exciting adventure Ron would have expected.

Going into my interpretations of Dumbledore and Snape would take a lot more time and page space than I really feel like spending right now. I may expound further later, either here or in A/N for Will of Fire when the relevant characters show up.


Regarding Naruto, the other setting my work thus far deals with, I liked it up until some time in the Fourth War. One of the things I'd loved about the series from day 1 was how much of a role trickery and intelligence played in the fights, rather than just having each side pull out progressively bigger sticks with which to beat each other. During the Fourth War, that fell by the wayside and everything became about escalating powerups. Rather than solve the problem of Madara being too powerful by pulling Kaguya out of nowhere, I would have had their fight with him start with both sides throwing around map-altering jutsu like confetti, and gradually stepping down the level of their attacks as they got progressively more tired. What followed would be almost a reverse-order review of their growth throughout the series, with plenty of callbacks to earlier battles, until finally they've all devolved into straight brawling, which ends with Naruto tricking Madara with a basic bunshin. It would have bookended the series nicely, I think.

As far as Boruto goes, no. Just... no. I refuse to believe that Naruto, who loves everybody to the point of caring about people who were just (or are still) actively trying to murder him and whose favorite trick is being in multiple places at once would somehow end up as a neglectful father. A good sequel to Naruto would have been about the struggles involved in winning the peace, with some battles against opportunists and die-hard warmongers thrown in to spice it up a bit.

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Harry Potter, et al, and the Keystone Council by OlegGunnarsson reviews
All his life, Harry Potter had heard voices inside his head. He never expected to learn that the voices were his own. Five different Harry Potters, from five different worlds, must work together to survive life, school, and the second war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 221,546 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 11/30/2021 - Published: 6/23/2018 - Harry P.
A Brother's Love by lateVMlover reviews
Clint Barton finds out that he has two sisters, only one of them has just died. He goes to Sunnydale to meet his baby sister. What will he do when Buffy returns? How will his presence change things going into season six?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,576 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/5/2021 - Published: 4/10/2017 - Buffy S., Dawn S., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Strange Visitors From Another Century by Izzyaro reviews
The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 269,160 - Reviews: 3016 - Favs: 6,794 - Follows: 7,970 - Updated: 1/11/2021 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Salazar S.
A Jedi in Dumbledore's Court - Episode I by Mnementh1 reviews
After being delivered to the Dursley's doorstep like a jug of milk, Harry is rescued by a mysterious stranger before they even know he was there. Nearly ten years later, he is returned, but not as the boy Dumbledore expected. Rated T and will always be rated T. Edited for grammar and spelling Nov 16 2020
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,669 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 11/16/2020 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,134 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 11,798 - Follows: 12,817 - Updated: 11/14/2020 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
101 ways by The madness in me reviews
101 ways to weaponize potions previously thought to be harmless. As discovered by Neville Longbottom and compiled by Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 11/2/2020 - Published: 2/2/2020 - Severus S., Neville L.
Ghost of Privet Drive by AndrewWolfe reviews
"Fix it" said the Fates. "Fix what? With what tools and skills?" I asked. Being dead was only the first of the obstacles. And then I found myself in an understairs cupboard listening to a little boy quietly sobbing. Oh. Fix THAT. In which a sarcastic old git is dropped into the awful childhood of Harry Potter. SI-ish. Rated M for foul language and canon-level abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 265,957 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 3,041 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 8/28/2020 - Published: 11/19/2019 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., OC - Complete
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 3,066 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Girl Who Tried by Kellar21 reviews
Daphne is locked in a marriage contract with Harry Potter, but she doesn't want any marriage contract, she wants the freedom to choose her husband, and the only way out is by killing him, so she tries, but Harry wasn't called the Boy Who Lived for nothing. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 488 - Published: 5/18/2020 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Post-Apocalyptic Potter from a Parallel Universe by burnable reviews
Harry finally defeats Voldemort, but only after the world has been destroyed. Harry has his vengeance, but gets pulled into Voldemort's ritual and is dragged with his body to an alternate universe. First Chapter sets up the first scene. You can skip it reasonably safely. - Complete - Now up on webnovel under my original author name, burnable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 562,275 - Reviews: 3465 - Favs: 9,073 - Follows: 7,722 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 7/1/2019 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 403,245 - Reviews: 7085 - Favs: 12,221 - Follows: 12,379 - Updated: 5/12/2020 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,526 - Reviews: 3890 - Favs: 7,992 - Follows: 10,442 - Updated: 4/6/2020 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hindsight Is Not Perfect by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Paved with good intentions or not, the road back from Hell is a difficult, slippery slope for those who choose to walk it as Anakin has. Now he has to face the consequences of his choices, avoid suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly Before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again! REVAMP
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,239 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 2/5/2020 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Force Interrupt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Sirius and Remus do a better job of making sure Pettigrew isn't going anywhere in a hurry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 55,213 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/16/2019 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Harry P.
Benefits of old laws by ulktante reviews
Parts of souls do not go on alone. When Voldemort returns to a body he is much more sane than before and realizes that he cannot go on as he started. Finding some old laws he sets out to reach his goals in another way. Harry will find his world turned upside down once more and we will see how people react when the evil is not acting how they think it should.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 109 - Words: 878,803 - Reviews: 6541 - Favs: 6,743 - Follows: 6,463 - Updated: 10/3/2019 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Ron and Agent J's Unintentional Team-Up by ZebJeb reviews
Auror Ron Weasley and Agent J are on the case to stop two rampaging beasts. Unfortunately, problems arrive when they both try to implement the "wiping witness memories" part of their jobs. ONE SHOT
Crossover - Men In Black & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/24/2019 - Agent K, Agent J, Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Advantages of Being Sane by Leyrann reviews
When Harry and Cedric grab the Cup, they are transported to a graveyard, where Harry witnesses the resurrection of Lady Voldemort... who isn't quite what he'd expected. For one, she isn't trying to kill him. For another, she doesn't seem to like the Death Eaters either. Harry/fem!Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,588 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 8/22/2019 - Published: 4/2/2019 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Inevitable by Berix reviews
The Counter Force acts in mysterious ways. In one world it might urge Tony Stark to make the sacrifice play, in another, it might take a different route to victory. One-Shot. (Heh!)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/6/2019 - EMIYA - Complete
The Archeologist by Racke reviews
After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,563 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 4,966 - Follows: 3,088 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
The Gods Themselves Cannot Recall Their Gifts by Right What Is Wrong reviews
[AU] Upon his bodily dissolution on October 31, 1981, Voldemort discovers that his Horcruxes do, indeed, anchor him to immortality. In fact, they anchor him all too well. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/3/2019 - Voldemort - Complete
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 258,113 - Reviews: 2105 - Favs: 4,013 - Follows: 4,421 - Updated: 5/25/2019 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 3,338 - Follows: 1,123 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 6,808 - Follows: 5,810 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 5018 - Favs: 7,955 - Follows: 3,114 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Midnight Malfoy Meeting by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a late-night conversation with Lucius Malfoy, and it is not pleasant for Lucius. ONE SHOT. Hints at Badass Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
Democracy by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Neville Longbottom had good cause to be happy. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had been defeated. His parents had been avenged. He had taken his N.E.W.T.s and was now taking his seat in the Wizengamot. Unfortunately, some of his friends weren't content with restoring the status quo ante and demanded rather extensive reforms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,374 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 9/22/2018 - [Neville L., Daphne G.] Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dishwashing by ShockingRevelations reviews
Shirou once found a golden cup filled to the brim with purple sludge, so he did what any hero of justice would do; take it home and clean it. Afterwards, some funny coincidences happened. Rated T for cursing.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 384 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Shirō E., Rin T. - Complete
Accio Butterflies by tearlessNevermore reviews
Dropped alone in a world of magic that seems strangely familiar, I must take up arms to save the day-or I could just tell Dumbledore and let him deal with it? Yeah, I prefer that idea. A Harry Potter Self-Insert fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,604 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/19/2018 - Published: 6/27/2018 - Complete
Light the Blue Touch Paper and Run Like Hell by Quatermass reviews
"So, in summary, you are sending me to wage a prank war on history and myth's so-called greatest heroes and a sextet of upstart magic users, all for a dubious prize. I'm in." Given a second chance by Zelretch after falling from the Bifrost, Loki, partnered with a beautiful Caster, will wreak havoc on the Fourth Grail War...and perhaps find salvation...
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,037 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 6/14/2018 - Published: 10/14/2016 - [Loki, Medea] Sakura M., Arturia Pendragon - Complete
On the negotiable nature of unconditional obedience by epsi10n reviews
[Plot bunny:] With herculean effort, Voldemort manages to bring one of his better known ancestors back from the dead as a necromantic slave to do his bidding. But of course, Salazar Slytherin would hardly be worthy of his own name if he merely accepts this treatment lying down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/1/2018 - Voldemort, Salazar S. - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 3,579 - Follows: 1,246 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
The Actual Answer by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Kakashi uses very specific wording and accidentally gets his point across.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Team Seven - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 14,235 - Follows: 13,983 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Kusari no Naruto by Digitize27 reviews
Some monsters are born, others are created, some redeem themselves, others have to be redeemed; but the worst monsters are those that were never monsters to begin with. A child's mind is a fragile thing; it will only take so much. The question is, what does it take to put back together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,432 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 3,699 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Reboot by Kallanit reviews
Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Some character bashing. No Cursed Child or Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 289,310 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 5,990 - Follows: 4,607 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Severus S., OC] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sherlock Holmes and the Adventure of the Seventh Safeguard by Charlotte Ann Kent reviews
When Scotland Yard is stumped by the murder of Amelia Bones Sherlock Holmes investigates the seemingly impossible locked room mystery. His conclusion? "They teleported." Seven months later they bump into a trio of teens in a London cafe and John Watson discovers that his friend was perfectly serious. They are now in the thick of the strangest case of the great detective's career.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,911 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 4/14/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Lucillia reviews
Fugaku gets one of the things he's wanted for the longest time, and realizes he's come out the worse in the bargain ("Damn you Sarutobi!"). Not only does he have to deal with his clan and a suspicious village that isn't ready to let bygones be bygones after only five years, but there's also some time travelers whose carefully laid plans have just been shot to hell running around...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,753 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Sasuke U., Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3007 - Favs: 15,921 - Follows: 9,012 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
DADA with L and Light by WomanFromTheOldKingdom reviews
L and Light are in DADA with Umbridge. Short little story with barely any plot. Might be funny. L being monotone and Light being contrary. Now due to popular demand it is a series of drabbles. Review if you have any story ideas.Only marked as completed so more people will read it :)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete
You Done Goofed by Synnifex reviews
As if there wouldn't be a massive catch to summoning from another universe in order to solve your problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Hermione G., Albus D., N. Tonks, Kingsley S. - Complete
Time Travel with a Twist by Shahismael reviews
One Shot - A random idea inspired by the usual Harry dies and his grim reaper sends him back in time and tells him to get together with his soul mate. But a thought popped into my head, why did it have to be Harry who was sent back. And thus this was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 295 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Death - Complete
A Dramatic Reading by White Squirrel reviews
Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,657 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 3,824 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Strange Reflections by LeQuin reviews
In the aftermath of the Second Blood War its horrors still haunt the survivors, the country needs to be rebuilt and the last thing Harry Potter needed was a family of Potters from another dimension suddenly appearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,885 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Rhymes with Shmaliens by BovinePirate reviews
After the collapse of the Hellmouth, Xander is on a road-trip in search of retirement. Drama & intrigue ensues when he stops off in Colorado Springs and bites off more than he can chew when he bites the head off a snake that came out of a guy's face. Or Come watch Xander try to snark the secrets of the SGC out of Jack!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,523 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Xander H., J. O'Neill - Complete
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,387 - Reviews: 4309 - Favs: 8,035 - Follows: 5,240 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6514 - Favs: 19,357 - Follows: 14,686 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want by dave-d reviews
Naruto is drinking, feeling sorry for himself. Can a certain girl help him find what he truly needs? [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,099 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Complete
The Debt by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,698 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 4,206 - Follows: 1,689 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 3053 - Favs: 8,907 - Follows: 6,222 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Full Circle by mjimeyg reviews
Harry, Neville, Clark and the rest have each known Xander Harris as their father, grandfather, father-in-law, etc. Now they want to try and do for him what he did for them, by saving him from a bad home and a life fraught with death and despair. (Final instalment of the Harry Potter: Aspect of Death)
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,732 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Xander H., Buffy S., Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Naruto - Bonds Anew by Dreaming of the Phoenix reviews
Something completely unforeseen occurs in the Sekirei Plan. How will it change the entire thing? Read to find out. Complete. 2nd story! Forgive chapter 6 please.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,259 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 3,301 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A. - Complete
Out of Bounds by BrilliantLady reviews
Fred and George Weasley saw the name "Forbidden Forest" as a cute advisory warning to be disregarded. Certainly they weren't going to pay any more attention to Dumbledore's warning threat of a "very painful death" for trespassers in the forbidden corridor. Time to give the challenges there a try! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/16/2016 - George W., Albus D., Fred W. - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11984 - Favs: 20,139 - Follows: 13,587 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3602 - Favs: 3,570 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
One Good Man by Rorschach's Blot reviews
On her final cruise, the Enterprise-A encounters a damaged ship filled with refugees and captained by Mirror Universe Khan Noonien Singh.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daughters of Fate by McWhite reviews
We all know that Harry Potter is the Master of... wait, Time? How did that happen? And whatever will Death do when she finds out about this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 795 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
A Father First, Damn It! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 3,718 - Follows: 1,343 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry, Hermione, and the Tournament by Nargled reviews
It's Halloween. Harry hates Halloween. Can Hermione save him? T for very brief mild swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 6568 - Favs: 12,822 - Follows: 9,256 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Community Service by Balthanon reviews
Wherein Dumbledore trades a pair of socks, a package of chocolate frogs, and a warm fire for an extra day in the office and we learn that being well-rested is overrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 711 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 8,848 - Follows: 6,790 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Puella Magi Luna Magica by Quatermass reviews
Crack! Or at least my attempt at it. Luna Lovegood makes a contract with an Incubator, and becomes a Magical Girl. Unfortunately for the Incubator, he got the raw end of the deal...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Luna L., Kyubey - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 3,591 - Follows: 1,038 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
In Spite of Obstinate Men by Quatermass reviews
When Sirius Black escaped Azkaban, Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge sent for the Dementors to search for him. Dumbledore and Amelia Bones send for Mr H Delacour, former French Auror and consulting detective. Meeting Harry Potter by chance on the Knight Bus, Delacour, his wife, and his daughters are soon entangled with the story of the Boy Who Lived, and the truth about Sirius...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,384 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by Jhotenko reviews
A vignette about how one man views another he once called friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 5,784 - Follows: 1,753 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
To Be Lost on the Road of Life by AthanatosOra reviews
Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,388 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 3,822 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Obito U.
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 4,344 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 4,302 - Follows: 3,354 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Buffie the Vampire Layer by Lady FoxFire reviews
On day a package was delivered to the Slayer house for Xander and one of the girls open it… And that was a bad thing.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 130 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Complete
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 9,354 - Follows: 3,858 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 3,799 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Harry Potter: The Boy-Who-Is-Missing by joerandom reviews
Harry Potter: the boy-who-lived, the boy-who-ran-away, the boy-who-is-missing, the street urchin, the boy-who-hung-around, the survivor, the boy-who-changed-everything. AU since 31 Oct 1981. Rated T for some language and violence. A HHr story with a poor relationship with Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,533 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Greatest Prank by sakurademonalchemist reviews
It was supposed to be a joke letter, but it ended up so much more. Who would have guessed that the 'poster child' of the Light side was a closet Pyromaniac with a distinct inability to care about the trauma he causes? Now there's a warlock teaching DADA, there's Death Eaters on fire, and the mediwitch is hexing everyone! Who knew being a minder for Richard could be so fun? CRACK
Crossover - Harry Potter & Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,551 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P.
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 645,490 - Reviews: 6313 - Favs: 9,592 - Follows: 7,389 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4512 - Favs: 10,156 - Follows: 7,389 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Voyage Home by Kinsfire reviews
The battle at the Ministry ended differently for Harry. When he came out of the fog of Time Turner dust, he found himself over 300 years in the future. Now he needs to find his home again.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,505 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Harry doesn't know by NeoNerd420 reviews
I've seen several fics where Harry "owns, or controls" the school. I think it could be made funny if he doesn't know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Complete
Diversion by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 2,466 - Follows: 857 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 902 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
His Mother's Love by White Squirrel reviews
Lily's sacrifice did a lot more for Harry than protect him from Voldemort. It protected him from the worst of his relatives' abuse, too. But when Dumbledore tells him the whole story, he decides he's had enough and takes control of his life. Set in sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,757 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 474 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Double, Double Toil And Trouble by MayumiRose reviews
What happens when Harry and Hermione brew the potion found in Shakespeare's MacBeth? Demons, death, chaos and confusion. One-shot (most likely), AU, more than slightly crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 1: The Cupboard Under the Stairs by Stargon1 reviews
A mysterious green inked letter banished Harry from his cupboard. But does taking the boy out of the cupboard also mean that you've taken the cupboard out of the boy? A first year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of the Night by fringeperson reviews
Inspired by whitetigerwolf's fic Love Is Eternal. Harry is a Hero, and the Queen knows what must become of Heroes once their fight is over; they are to be rewarded, and then they must wed. She arranges that he marry a young woman who will need a Hero at her side - because this young woman has monsters to kill. HxI, AxS, I don't own anything. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,631 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6697 - Favs: 14,195 - Follows: 9,284 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2912 - Favs: 9,281 - Follows: 5,351 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L., Lavender B. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29126 - Favs: 29,459 - Follows: 18,273 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 5,182 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 347 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 366 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 530 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U. - Complete
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 9236 - Favs: 9,990 - Follows: 6,111 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Hiding Companions by I. H. Scribe reviews
Bruce Wayne and Harry Potter meet while hiding from a reporter and an overly-aggressive mother respectively.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 416 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman] [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 5127 - Favs: 7,333 - Follows: 4,541 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 5071 - Favs: 15,989 - Follows: 7,009 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Tormenting a Toad by ToastyTamLin reviews
It's Umbridge's first lesson with the fifth year Gryffindors, and she's surprised to learn that the Weasley twins have been running a book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11641 - Favs: 17,697 - Follows: 11,964 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
New Plan by dunuelos reviews
The Third Hokage is tired of hearing for calls to prevent Naruto from becoming a shinobi. So he decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 182 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters by erbkaiser - closed account reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 209 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Working In Groups by Alara Rogers reviews
The anti deus ex machina remix of Deja Q. What if the Continuum hadn't interceded after Q's selfless act? Ensemble cast, features thus far Picard, Troi, Wesley, LaForge, Data, and of course Q.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 78,040 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Q, J. Picard, Wesley C., D. Troi
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Snowstorm by ImaginaryNumber reviews
The library is compromised. The machine might be in danger. The key to everything that's happening seems to be a data disk Michael Westen brings to New York. With Agent Snow hot on their trails, Reese and Westen have to work together to figure out what's going on.
Crossover - Burn Notice & Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,021 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Michael W., Fiona G., J. Reese, H. Finch - Complete
The Lonely Devil by Ezit Meti reviews
No orders. No escape. Forgotten by all but our most hated enemy. The next time he appears, I shall kill him. Because he always comes back.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Daleks - Complete
Got Your Number by JDKloosterman reviews
"Hello Abby. You're in great danger." A stranger's warning is only the beginning. When Abby disappears on her vacation in New York, the rest of the team must scramble to find her. But who is this mysterious man in the suit, and how does he seem to know their every move? McAbby, possibly Tiva later.
Crossover - NCIS & Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,446 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S., J. Reese, H. Finch - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 8,232 - Follows: 2,466 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Captain Bligh and the Mutineers by Rico Perrien reviews
After bashing their heads against the intransigence of wizarding society, escape seemed the only solution. History might not repeat itself, but sometimes there are similarities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,976 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 5,177 - Follows: 1,597 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Death Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be by Kinsfire reviews
Harry finds a way to deal with Voldemort, only it's going to kill him to do it. That's just the beginning, however.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,836 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 891 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Taking Charge by Drauchenfyre reviews
My first multi-chapter fic- what happens when the adults get off their butts and solve the problems of the wizarding world rather than depending on a clueless eleven-year-old and his friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,521 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Albus D., OC - Complete
The Quiet Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
A young Naruto accidentally saves Hinata from being kidnapped and gains the gratitude of the Hyuuga clan as well as knowledge of his heritage. Naruto AU, Naruto/Hinata. Written in narrated flashback format (alternate chapters)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,821 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2960 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 2,220 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Death and the Three Brothers by zeitgeist21st reviews
There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across.. and a girl with an ankh around her neck. The true story of how the Peverell Brothers first encountered Death. Originally published December 6th, 2011.
Crossover - Sandman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Death, Ignotus P. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 4,456 - Follows: 1,811 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
White Knights and Dark Lords by Sherza reviews
Three years after Sunnydale went under, Voldemort's resurrection at the end of Goblet of Fire gains the Scoobies' attention. Xander and Spike are sent to help Harry. Life is about to get very interesting for all involved.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,410 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
Connecting the Dots by JDKloosterman reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,918 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 2,673 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
FATHER by Carla Lute reviews
What if Lucius Malfoy had adopted Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,094 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, OC, General Veers - Complete
All You Need to Know About Wizardkind by Polydicta reviews
Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Hands Off! by MoonClaimed reviews
"Lord knows Edward was never going to get a clue, but Winry finally got the kick in the pants she needed to make a move." This is that kick in the pants. Or The Dangers of Meeting Childhood Friends.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 650 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 4,820 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Don't Come Unarmed to a Battle of Wits by Drauchenfyre reviews
Voldemort arrives in Godric's Hollow to a huge surprise...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Against the Dying of the Light by Akatsuki210 reviews
The TARDIS sees all of space and all of time. It sees the one waiting for the Doctor, and hears the sound of her wings. One shot, crossover with Sandman.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/29/2011 - TARDIS, Death - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 4,641 - Follows: 1,253 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 6,130 - Follows: 3,313 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 7081 - Favs: 11,529 - Follows: 5,783 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 674 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 3,820 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Death 1, Destiny 0 by Kinsfire reviews
Voldemort has been defeated, and a party is being thrown in his honor. But there's one guest missing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4459 - Favs: 12,207 - Follows: 5,895 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Fake Psychics and Psychic Paper by Sarah1281 reviews
Instead of hiding in London, the Plasmavore takes refuge in a Santa Barbara hospital. Now instead of a doctor with a crush, the Doctor's got a psychic detective and his partner at his side as he attempts a life without Rose but with plenty of pineapples.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,528 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shawn S. - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznx reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 4,521 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3736 - Favs: 7,704 - Follows: 3,957 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Flowers of Antimony by Lady Norbert reviews
"Fullmetal, you're the only guy I know who can turn getting married into an international incident." Ed's wedding plans get disrupted when unknown forces attack Central City. Post-Brotherhood, spoilers; ensemble. Volume 1 of the "Elemental Chess" trilogy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,370 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 9,932 - Follows: 3,856 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 260 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Padfoot and 'The Talk' by marauders716 reviews
Sirius decides that it's time for Harry to receive 'The Talk', Harry just wishes he could escape- little does he know, he will never look at donuts or bananas the same way again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 123 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Ungrateful Dead by 1917farmgirl reviews
"Welcome," the man said softly, rising to his feet. "Wasn't I just…" Fred gulped, unable to stop his thoughts from tumbling out into words, no matter how terrifying they were. "Didn't I just die?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Fred W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Ice Cream Delights by Luckner reviews
Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,878 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9907 - Favs: 28,638 - Follows: 11,634 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5608 - Favs: 9,311 - Follows: 4,969 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Adventures in LSpace by Lady WhiteHaven reviews
Set during Harry's 5th year. Two Senior Librarians have tea. The Ministry tries to interfere.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/23/2010 - I. Pince, The Librarian - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 3,680 - Follows: 1,958 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Lost In The Woods by Ardwolf reviews
Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,901 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 223 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 6,903 - Follows: 2,150 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 558 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 6,813 - Follows: 2,090 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 3,718 - Follows: 914 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
In Denial We Trust by Laryna6 reviews
Coppers would be far too suspicious of anyone calling themselves a god of policing to actually believe in them. However, official denials are also something coppers won't believe. If only Vimes wasn't too much the ultimate policeman to claim godhood...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 2453 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Harry Potter and the Baggage of Doom by Punster-Zero reviews
Harry Potter / Discworld crossover Harry finds himself in need of some new school equipment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 154 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Future Imperfect by TheRealThing reviews
A time travel story in which Anakin Skywalker is sent to the future to witness the consequences of his actions.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,437 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 3,520 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Comrades, Coming Out and Cows by Asuka Kureru reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi. Friendship. A gen, but not quite, story about comrades, coming out, and cows. Now with slightly less gen sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 8,382 - Follows: 5,036 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 3,386 - Follows: 826 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Learning by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 4,784 - Follows: 1,115 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
It’s All Relative on the Hellmouth by dellacouer reviews
Harry Potter finds a new relative in Sunnydale. PostVoldemort, Harry needs a distraction. Hope Uncle Rupert can help a powerful Harry before the power takes control. Complete.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,690 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 339 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,765 - Follows: 812 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
In The Box by Dyce reviews
Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4688 - Favs: 9,407 - Follows: 3,041 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 3,270 - Follows: 702 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 623 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
CSI: Death by Chocolate by Beth Einspanier reviews
CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?
Crossover - CSI & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 141 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 276 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
The Autumn of Our Virility by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
In the throes of a Midlife Crisis, Gai decides he must help Kakashi find that Special Someone. No good can come of this. Eventual KakaIru, some shounen ai with het sprinkles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 8,543 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 399 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 9,830 - Follows: 2,877 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 678 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
The Scarab by BK the irregular reviews
An exile from the gods of ancient Egypt surfaces in California, at the Mouth of Hell. (Crossover with Stargate: SG-1) (complete)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,308 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Complete
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/19/2001
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Leicontis's Laboratory reviews
An "ideas file" for fics in the Harry Potter universe. Anything and everything is up for adoption!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2021 - Published: 8/5/2017
Butterfingers reviews
"I slipped, Master." His tone offered no apology, only explanation. "Slipped." Now she deployed the one-eyebrow-raised expression that says 'Talk fast, and make it good'. "Just call me 'Butterfingers'."
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2020 - Complete
Umino Iruka and the Will of Fire reviews
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." Some would say that Hogwarts is the wrong place for Umino Iruka, and he's about to find out. With new students, he hopes to light the Will of Fire in this new world while new dangers lurk in the darkness. No overpowered ninjas running roughshod over the Potterverse in this fic! Mentor!Iruka, Gen fic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 362,403 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 4/18/2020 - Published: 5/21/2017 - Iruka U. - Complete
The Crimson With the Mouth reviews
Deadpool / Hellsing Ultimate Abridged crossover. Scenes of Deadpool interacting with the Abridged version of Alucard. As silly as you'd expect, and probably about as heavy on foul language and violence.
Crossover - Hellsing & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/2/2018
The Dying of the Light reviews
There are plenty of ways Harry Potter could have gotten killed over the years, most of them due to actual attempts on his life. Some, however, aren't as blatant nor as purely evil. An exploration of ways everything could have gone horribly wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/29/2018 - Published: 1/4/2018
The Kunai Holster reviews
An archive of my ideas / prompts / challenges / plot-bunnies / whatever in the Naruto universe. All of them are up for adoption, details inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 7/8/2017
Jack reviews
Inspecting the Dreaming for damage after his imprisonment, Dream witnesses the ending of a man and the beginning of a monster. A Halloween one-shot.
Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Dream - Complete
A Mother Always reviews
What if the power the Dark Lord knew not WAS love - the love of a mother for her son? A non-deus-ex-machina ending to the Battle of Hogwarts. AU, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Complete
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