Author has written 4 stories for Last of Us, Naruto, Beyond: Two Souls, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Sup all, my name's Krissy and I have a big, fat ass passion for writing stories :) Hope you all enjoy, and I'll try my best to update as soon as I can :3
Uhhh... I'm not good at 'about me's', but fuck it anyway>:3
Dan Redfield is my fucking creepy friend xD (Goddamn censors man!) (BTW he's fucking amazing)
I like food..
I have to breath, otherwise I might die.
The Last of Us is a fucking badass game.
I love Pewdiepie, Cry, CinnamontoastKen, Skydoesminecraft, Criken, and Joey Graceffa.
I fuck giraffes- it's a hobby.
I like to sensually eat bananas when men aren't looking.
Whenever I see a dick it reminds me of a banana.
I like banana's.
I have a problem with my vagina- every month I start to bleed.
I am a virgin.
Most people don't think I'm a virgin.
I can be negative.
-I support weird couples-
-SakuraxKakashi - Naruto
-SteinxMaka - Soul Eater
-JoelxEllie - The Last of Us
-NathanxJodie - Beyond: Two Souls
-FNCxSensei - Upotte!
-AlexXJustin - Wizards of Waverly Place
-Thats all my weird couples- (PM me if you agree)
"Babies come from kissing" said every single fucking parent in the world.
Cheese is what makes me orgasm.
I am a very sick, perverse freak.. And I like it.
Sometimes I act like a black woman. (I'm a white girl, and I fucking love african american people.)
I used to think organism, and orgasm were the same things. (Couldn't sit in science without laughing my ass off.)
I think Robert Downey Jr should get in my closet.
I hate things that snore.
Douchbags and bimbos can go to hell.
I enjoy the fact that "Douchbag", is a vagina cleaning product. and people get called that.
Sex is beautiful
Porn makes sex ugly.
I write porn ._.
Enough with porn, I like bacon.
People eat bacon.
People annoy me.
Even though people annoy me I have love in my heart.
I love you sons of bitches
Which is why I'm a natural at kissing ass.
I'm also a natural at kicking ass.
Ass is nice, but so is dick.
My dick is especially nice.
I'm in a relationship with my fucking dick.
Being with dicks rubs off on a girl.
I can be a real bitch.
Bitches don't give a shit what others think.
So I'm a fan of older men and younger women. (Maybe 30x13 or 40x19)
I don't fucking care what you think about me.
I like cussing.
I hate ramen.
I hate teachers.
I also hate animated douchbags and bimbos.
But I have a soft spot for gray hair on a young man.
Stein Hakase, and Kakashi Hatake- are very similar. Which is why I
Bitch please- I don't need to tell you my backstory.
Are you still reading?
Fucking hell your persistent.
I shit bricks.
That was valuable information.
I hope you enjoyed my little badass summary.
Goddammit this summary turned into a story.
I did tell you I had a big, fat ass passion for writing stories.
I love you fuckers.
see ya mah bitches