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Joined 07-06-13, id: 4850299, Profile Updated: 10-16-13
Author has written 4 stories for Last of Us, Naruto, Beyond: Two Souls, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Sup all, my name's Krissy and I have a big, fat ass passion for writing stories :) Hope you all enjoy, and I'll try my best to update as soon as I can :3

Uhhh... I'm not good at 'about me's', but fuck it anyway>:3

Blackhawks2099 is my FFnet buddy (you're awesome, dude)

Dan Redfield is my fucking creepy friend xD (Goddamn censors man!) (BTW he's fucking amazing)

I like food..

I have to breath, otherwise I might die.

The Last of Us is a fucking badass game.

I love Pewdiepie, Cry, CinnamontoastKen, Skydoesminecraft, Criken, and Joey Graceffa.

I fuck giraffes- it's a hobby.

I like to sensually eat bananas when men aren't looking.

Whenever I see a dick it reminds me of a banana.

I like banana's.

I have a problem with my vagina- every month I start to bleed.

I am a virgin.

Most people don't think I'm a virgin.

I can be negative.

-I support weird couples-

-SakuraxKakashi - Naruto

-SteinxMaka - Soul Eater

-JoelxEllie - The Last of Us

-NathanxJodie - Beyond: Two Souls

-FNCxSensei - Upotte!

-AlexXJustin - Wizards of Waverly Place

-Thats all my weird couples- (PM me if you agree)

Shit happens.

"Babies come from kissing" said every single fucking parent in the world.

Cheese is what makes me orgasm.

I am a very sick, perverse freak.. And I like it.


Sometimes I act like a black woman. (I'm a white girl, and I fucking love african american people.)

I used to think organism, and orgasm were the same things. (Couldn't sit in science without laughing my ass off.)

I think Robert Downey Jr should get in my closet.

I hate things that snore.

Douchbags and bimbos can go to hell.

I enjoy the fact that "Douchbag", is a vagina cleaning product. and people get called that.

Sex is beautiful

Porn makes sex ugly.

I write porn ._.

Enough with porn, I like bacon.

People eat bacon.

People annoy me.

Even though people annoy me I have love in my heart.

I love you sons of bitches

Which is why I'm a natural at kissing ass.

I'm also a natural at kicking ass.

Ass is nice, but so is dick.

My dick is especially nice.

I'm in a relationship with my fucking dick.

Being with dicks rubs off on a girl.

I can be a real bitch.

Bitches don't give a shit what others think.

So I'm a fan of older men and younger women. (Maybe 30x13 or 40x19)

I don't fucking care what you think about me.

I like cussing.

I hate ramen.

I hate teachers.

I also hate animated douchbags and bimbos.

But I have a soft spot for gray hair on a young man.

Stein Hakase, and Kakashi Hatake- are very similar. Which is why I

Bitch please- I don't need to tell you my backstory.

Are you still reading?

Stop it.

Fucking hell your persistent.

Okay fine.

I shit bricks.

That was valuable information.

I hope you enjoyed my little badass summary.

Goddammit this summary turned into a story.

I did tell you I had a big, fat ass passion for writing stories.


I love you fuckers.

see ya mah bitches

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Kakashi's Kunoichi by pinkpersika reviews
How well is Sakura going to do when she's been assigned to teach this years sex-ed to all the young students; and be taught a thing or two as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,160 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Mind over Matter by TheSilverScarecrow reviews
A new forbidden jutsu finds Sakura having to deal with Kakashi in more ways than she has ever wished. With every one of her thoughts laid bare, her life has just taken a humiliating turn! Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,880 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Under Rain by LittleZombiePrincessCake reviews
Undercover mission? Easy. Masquerading as a housewife? Totally fine. Throw in Kakashi...? Yeah, this may not end well. Rated M for Maturity. Contains violence, sexual references and abuse. Kaka-Saku, Yama-Saku (Please note, this was started before series ended)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,819 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Yamato
Sensei by hitherelovely reviews
Sakura Haruno is a 19-year old virgin. Kakashi Hatake is a notorious playboy who also happens to be her teacher. So when her new mission involves twirling on poles, stripping, and worse, who else is better to educate her than him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,704 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
An Unexpected Encounter by Leola Majora reviews
A normal day gone horribly awry leaves Sakura both mortified and intrigued by a side she never thought she'd see in her former Sensei. Lemon! KakaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,771 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.]
Our Artistic Lives by KakashiXSakura16 reviews
Sakura's older brother has a party & sakura is raped. 4 months later she finds out she is pregnant so when she starts to show she stays home faking an illness making up a lie about where the baby is from 4 years later sakura meets Kakashi what will happen when he finds out about sakura?(hiatus)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,102 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Broken by AnimeWolfGirl9 reviews
Ellie had expected to wake up to another day of traveling with Joel to the Fireflies; she never expected to figure out that she wasn't the one traveling with him anymore. (AU) (Spoilers)
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,731 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Ellie, Joel
Fifty Shades of PewDiePie: A Felix Kjellberg Love Story by ViceCityfan reviews
When literature student Elizabeth Callahan goes to interview the young Swedish YouTuber Felix Kjellberg, aka PewDiePie, she meets a man who is beautiful and brilliant. Startled in realizing she wants this man, she is desperate to get close to him. Unable to resist Elizabeth's beauty, Felix admits he wants her too and together they embark on a daring, passionate, physical affair.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,174 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Smosh, PewDiePie, Tyler Oakley, Troye Sivan - Complete
The Demon and the Banshee by Charshee reviews
The darkness within him wants to play. With her, specifically. *LEMONY LEMON!* I'd really appreciate if you could leave a review! (No longer complete!)
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Stiles, Lydia M. - Complete
Endure & Survive by TheWolfenRed reviews
Ellie and Joel aren't even halfway done with their trek across America. Slowly they are growing on each other. Perhaps in more ways than one. Ellie struggles to keep her ever curious thought to herself.
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,104 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Ellie, Joel, OC
The Lost Boy by Bhetelgeus reviews
It's not just the Nemeton's "darkness inside the mind" that our trio has to worry about... Something new has targeted our favorite, sarcastic sidekick... Can Scott, Allison, and Co. save Stiles not only from this new enemy, but from himself? Or will he succumb to this evil, doomed to be lost forever? ((Post Season 3a, pre Season 3b))
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,844 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Stiles - Complete
The Lust Of Us: Exhibitionism by I'mWritingBecauseOfCarlyShay reviews
Ellie is introduced to the world of sex by Joel and she finds she has a very perverted side to her. This leads the two of them into a spiral of kinky experiments. But this one is by far the craziest thing they've ever done...What were they thinking? This is a good showcase for how my writing has improved tenfold since the last time I wrote smut. Ellie/Joel. Enjoy!
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014 - [Ellie, Joel] - Complete
Always Wanting More by mimithereader reviews
Prompt: Dark!Stiles has sex with lydia against a wall WARNING: NONCON
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Stiles, Lydia M. - Complete
Breaking Trust by fireborn012 reviews
Kakashi is a tool of his village. As a ninja he knows he has to accept his missions and do his duty, but what happens when his duty crosses his own moral code as a ninja and a man? He's asked to do the unthinkable and hurt Sakura. This time the village and his actions will destroy them both. Can they make something out of thier lives when its all over? Kakaxsaku. sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,164 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Through Straights and Through Bends by blackanise reviews
On the long, treacherous road to the Fireflies, Ellie finds herself growing up in ways she never expected. Falling in love with Joel, who can't decide whether he sees her as her own person or as the young daughter he lost, will strain their growing bond. And soon, the most brutal winter of her life will test Ellie herself - and may even destroy what she and Joel have come to share.
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,450 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Ellie, Joel] David
Tight Stitches by BekkiiSeraphic reviews
Everyone knows that Sable and Tom Nook have been diving in and out of a relationship all of their lives. Once Tom returns from the city after six years, and an exhilirating night ensues, Sable discovers not long after that she's pregnant. But Tom doesn't want a baby; and bluntly rejects her. How can Sable cope? Will she pull herself together in time for her baby? Without Tom...?
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 120,612 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sable, Tom Nook - Complete
Stay With Me by Wildheart75 reviews
Takes place when Jodie wakes in the hospital after her 6 month coma. Only this time someone is there for her, someone who cares about her and wants her to come home. (This is a father daughter relationship story that well be like an AU. to the game -sort of- this story may be a one shot or it will lead into a new future for Jodie and a slightly different ending to the game. Enjoy!
Beyond: Two Souls - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Jodie H., Nathan D.
Part of a Balanced Breakfast by starkravingcap reviews
Joel stumbles across an interesting foodstuff. Ellie is a little hesitant to try.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Ellie, Joel - Complete
Simulation gone Wrong by HydroSchizo reviews
Smut, FemBoss\Zinyak, Alien on human action.
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Boss/PC, OC
First Crush by CrimsonButterfly726 reviews
Spin-off from "Enjoy The Little Things". Ellie gets her first crush, but there's more to the story than that.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,441 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Ellie, OC
Of Revenge and Other Things by JustAnotherForgottenSecret reviews
What happens when a youthful John and his old gang destroy the life of one young woman hell-bent on revenge? A lot. Rated 'M' for language, sexual themes, humor, pervertedness and the like. 'Tis a JohnxOC fanfic since there are none, and yes, John is still married. ;)
Red Dead Redemption - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Jo. Marston
No Home-Training by The-Year-of-the-Dragon reviews
Rating: M for language (Ellie and Bill are a deadly combination) Pairing:Joel/Ellie Summary: This is a Joel/Ellie story that runs through the game and beyond. My goal was to make it a real case for the pairing. It is getting beta by the wonderful Somebodypeople
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,723 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ellie, Joel - Complete
Counting Stars by Luciferine reviews
Fourth installment of the 'Straight on 'Til Morning' Series. A series of mostly unconnected oneshots set in SOTM 'Verse. An introspection of life at the dam, and how Joel and Ellie do (or don't) fit into it. Ratings are T and up unless otherwise specified. Pre- Joel/Ellie, Maria/Tommy
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,471 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Ellie, Joel - Complete
Questionable Intentions by Kaline Reine reviews
Sakura runs the clinic, when her old sensei comes in with a strange note from the Hokage. How can she be expected to do this and still keep her sanity? She thinks she's going to faint... KakaSaku cute fic, adult content warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
incubus by saywheeeee reviews
Something terrible is trapped in the TARDIS with Amy, and the Doctor is powerless to stop it. 11/Amy. Warning: graphic violence, references to rape, very dark.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/13/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Scarecrow and chrryblossom love: Part 1 by KakashisgrilyzXX1 reviews
PART 2 IS UP! Kakashi and Sakura find themselves in an unexpecte situation. Rated M for Lemon and nudity
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
I Have Hidden Behind You by makeitstay reviews
Shilo and Nathan, and their complicated relationship. Certain events that change their relationship, interlaced with flashbacks to Shilo's childhood. Yes, it's shathan. Sweet and suggestive rather than graphic.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,836 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Nathan, Shilo - Complete
Strictly Dishonorable by Cmdr's Monkey reviews
Prompt response to What if?. What if Gibbs and the crew had failed to get the swords to Barbossa and Elizabeth as they confront Sao Feng in his bathhouse? Barbossabeth. Hector Barbossa and Elizabeth Swann.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,610 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hector B., Elizabeth S.
Another Wolf by dragonsnap reviews
And now the wolf is at my door, and things are never going to be like before. KakaSaku. Important Notice in Chapter 4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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Sexy and The Last of Them know it reviews
Joel and Ellie fight to make a home after the small town, along with Tommy and Maria, is lost to the Hunters. They discover that they feel things that... They shouldn't... For each other... C: JELLY PAIRING!
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - [Ellie, Joel]
Pirates of the Overrated reviews
Kirsten finds herself on an island wearing naught but a dress and bodice, wondering where she is, having brought all of her technology with her, she goes on an adventure to find out- stumbling across many ships and seas, traveling everywhere for the sake of an unknown destination. !Warning! Rape, foul language, and epic shit! Do not read if not mature :) Mainly Barbossa/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B., OC
Point Proven reviews
Jodie has a sense of how she's going to escape Nathan and Cole to get out of that dumb apartment and go out with her friends, but she'll soon figure out that that night had nothing to do with going out and being with friends. NATHANXJODIE LEMON! It's rated M, for a reason, my bitches :) K
Beyond: Two Souls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Complete
Misconstrued reviews
Super short fanfic about KakashixSakura xD Rated M for sexual references, blah blah blah, ENJOYMUTHAFUCKAS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2013 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] - Complete