Author has written 7 stories for Pokémon, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Inheritance Cycle.
About Me! J
Real Name: Ramie (Pronounced like Ray-me)
Age: I'll be 13 in February.
Birthday: February 14th/Valentine’s Day (So no it isn’t just a ‘Hallmark Holiday’ to me.)
Hair color: darker brown, but red in the right light
Eye color: It shifts between green, blue, and occasionally gray. It depends on my mood.
Height: ...5’5”ish... stalkers...
Weight: ... GTFO
Best friend (real life): My friends Precious and Skylar
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: My boyfriend is moving to Canada soon... :(
Best friend (here): none yet. But I hope to make some friends!
Hobbies: writing, reading, drawing, learning guitar, practicing multiple languages
Ethnicities: AMERICAN! WOOT!, British, Native American, Irish, French, German (*cough*Prussian*cough*), and multiple other things
Sexuality: I recently found out I was Bi, and you guys are the first I’m telling. But I’ve always been all for gay rights, so why not!
Religion: I don’t believe in God. My family is Christian (my mother loosely), but I still haven’t told them. I do believe that a dragon created Earth and all its inhabitants, similarly to Christianity, I guess. For more in-depth info, just ask me.
Other: I am a draconic otherkin. I have had flashes of my past life, as well.
I see ghosts. And feel their presence. Always have, always will. Haters should leave me alone about this.
PRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUCAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN. (My favorite ship, if you couldn’t tell. J)
Where I live: Connecticut, USA
Aspirations: Either a writer or an anime producer. I wanted to be a veterinarian for 8 years, but recently we had to dissect chicken wings, and it didn’t turn out too well. Also, I wanna live in Canada when I grow up!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
[X] PEOPLE SAY YOU’RE LOUD AND ANNOYING.
[ ] YOU THINK YOU’RE GOD’S GIFT TO THE WORLD.
] YOU’RE A LEADER.
[X] YOU THINK YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING.
[X ] YOU’RE THE OLDEST IN YOUR FAMILY.
[X] YOU’RE CHILDISH.
[ ] YOU’RE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION.
[ ] YOU’RE VERY BOSSY.
[X] YOU DON’T GET ALONG WITH OTHERS.
[X] YOU CAN BE STUBBORN AT TIMES.
] PEOPLE SAY YOU’RE CRANKY.
[x] YOU’RE VERY QUIET.
[X] YOU ALWAYS WEAR SOME TYPE OF ACCESSORY.
] WHEN YOU SPEAK, YOU TELL THINGS HOW THEY ARE.
[X] YOU HAVE A SIBLING.
[X] YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE ITALY’S CURL SOMETIMES. (Weird, huh?)
[X] YOU DON’T LIKE TO SHOW EMOTION.
[x] YOU GET ANNOYED VERY EASILY.
[x] YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC.
[X] YOU ARE EXTREMELY SHY AROUND STRANGERS.
[ ] YOU APPARENTLY LOOK SCARY.
[X] YOU WEAR GLASSES.
[ ] YOU LIKE TO LISTEN MORE THAN TALK.
[ ] YOU’RE VERY TALL.
[ ] YOU’VE VERY GOOD AT BUILDING/MAKING THINGS WITH YOUR HANDS.
[ ] YOU LIKE DEBATES.
[X] YOU HAVE A HARD TIME EXPRESSING YOUR FEELINGS.
[X]YOU HAVE A PLAYFUL PERSONALITY
[X] YOU LIKE SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT LIKE YOU BACK.
[x] YOU’RE A BIT OF A REBEL.
[X] IT’S HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOU WHEN YOU SPEAK. (Apparently I mumble and speak too fast...)
[ ] PEOPLE MISTAKE YOU FOR THE OPPOSITE GENDER.
[x] YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR.
[x] YOU’RE A VERY SWEET PERSON. (Once you get to know me.)
[ ] YOU’RE ALWAYS TALKING.
[ ] YOU’RE SHORT.
[x] YOU DON’T MIND THE COLD. (I loves it!)
[X] YOU’RE NOT THE BEST COOK.
] YOU WOULD BE THE PERFECT WIFE/MOTHER.
] YOU’RE HONEST.
[x] YOU ACT LIKE AN ADULT. (50% of the time)
[x] EVEN IF YOU WON’T ADMIT IT, YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY.
[ ] YOU HAD/HAVE A PET BIRD.
[ ] YOU LOVE LICORICE.
[x] YOU’RE VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT THINGS.
[ ] YOU’RE THE YOUNGEST
] YOU WANT TO BE A GROWN UP.
[x] YOU GET EMBARRASSED EASILY.
[x] YOU ARE MODEST.
[x] YOU HAVE A SHORT TEMPER.
[ ] YOU DON’T LIKE CHILDISH THINGS. (*gasp*)
Hetalia Personality Quiz (Axis Powers):
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
] You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. (pizza mostly...)
[ ] You're very happy-go-lucky
[x] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist
[x] You can be clumsy
] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation
[ ] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages are your favorite foods.
[x] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed
] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
] You work very hard too hard...
] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice. (Once or twice? I’m freaking broke. -_-‘)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[x] You're very mature. (It depends on whom I’m currently talking to.)
[ ] You think everything over before saying it.
] You believe in ghosts but aren't fazed by the experience when you see one. (I actually have seen a few. I still freak out.)
] You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[x] You need time to adjust to new people
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
] You love hamburgers. (*LE GASP* An American that doesn’t like hamburgers?)
[x] You think you're awesome. (I’m the Prussia of my friends at school.)
[ ] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[x] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[x] You're terrified of ghosts
[x] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[x] You wear glasses
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
] You like tea
] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x] You have tried doing black magic before
[x] You get drunk quite easily. (It’s quite a long story... (that involves an angry Canadian. Yeah. They can flip shit when they’re angry.))
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ] You're very affectionate
[x] You think you have a great fashion sense. (For myself, I do.)
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[ ] You love red roses
[x] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. (Well, I AM Bi.)
[ ] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet
[ ] You had a very sad childhood.
[ ] You're very tall
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[x] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[x] You can seem intimidating to other people
[x] You're very strong (Not physically)
[ ] You have a big nose
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (If I’m trying to scare them.)
China (Wong Yao)
[x] You're very mature. (Once again, depends on the company I’m with.)
[x] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious
[x] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[x] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x] You're often ignored by people. (By teachers, that is.)
[ ] You look younger than you actually are
[ ] You love hockey
[x] You love polar bears. (Always have, always will.)
] You hate fighting
[x] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
] You often get mistaken for someone else
[x] You feel under-appreciated
[x] You're bilingual. (Multi-lingual, actually.)
[x] You always carry a bear with you. (I’ve carried around a white stuffed bear everywhere with me since before I watched Hetalia...)
And now for some other countries!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[ ] You are very well-raised
[x] You're polite (Depends on my company)
[x] You love classical music (Sometimes...)
[x] You like cake
[ ] You have a mole on your face
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[ ] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[ ] You've composed music before
[ ] You tend to call people 'morons'
[x] You wear glasses
[ ] You smoke
[ ] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[ ] You like hot weather
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgewise
Hungary (Elizavéta Hédeváry)
[x] You have a potty-mouth (Depends on the company. Around adults/my family/people who will tell on me, no. Anyone else, who the hell cares.)
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[x] You used to be a very tough kid
] You're very reliable
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike. (‘Can be considered’... Bullshit.)
[x] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[ ] You're very serious
] You have a lot of patience
[ ] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
[ ] You're not very confident
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[ ] People tend to walk all over you
[x] You're a born worrier
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
[x] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
[ ] You're quite mean-spirited
[x] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You hate Russia. (HE’S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD.)
[ ] You love to fight people
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well. (Lol, what.)
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger
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You know if you’re a Hetalia fan when…
You’ve been converted to Yaoism.
Refer to your country by Hetalia’s human names for them.
History is cool now and the most perverted subject along with Geography!
You want a chick, polar bear, koala, panda, etc.
You actually study history for making fics/crack pairings.
You wish Prussia still existed. (He is now a Mico-Nation! YOU CANNOT KILL ZE AWESOME PURSSIA!)
You know that a country named Sealand exists…and you want to live in it.
You can tell America and…um…oh yeah, Canada apart!
You know more about other countries than you ever did before.
The world news isn't the same…its awesome now!
You WANT to watch the news and the Olympics.
You say ‘Awesome’ a lot.
You want to learn different languages.
Pasta, tomatoes, wurst, maple syrup and hamburgers are now your favorite foods.
You wanna play the piano.
You carry around a frying pan.
You spazz out when you see a frying pan, chick, polar bear, hamburger, dog, koala, map, faucet pipe etc.
Maps are now porn.
You kick the ground or kiss it while talking to it.
You know that world peace can be possible.
You want to go to an UN meeting.
You want to become President/Prime Minister/etc. so that you can meet your Nation.
Incest is hot!
You've covered your walls/binders/textbooks with atlases.
You smile when you see labels like ‘Made in China’ or ‘Made in Russia’.
Vodka is just Russian water.
You talk Poland-like.
You say ‘kolkolkol’ when you want to give people the creeps.
You now have a creepy smile.
You’re obsessed with somebody, just like Belarus.
Your favorite animes have been replaced by Hetalia.
And last, but not least, you know that you’re a Hetalia fan when…
You get fan-girlish/boyish over yourself after finding out you are Chinese/Korean/Russian, German/Italian, etc.
1) In Social Studies class you refer to the countries as ‘he’ or ‘she’ instead of ‘it’.
2) You are convinced that all British people are bad cooks.
3) Your mind goes to “other things” when your teacher mentions France’s “relationships” with other countries.
4) You are now a little bit wary of your Russian pen pal, lest’ he/she try to pull a fast one on you.
5) During class, while discussing Germany and Italy’s alliance in WW1, you burst out laughing….now everyone thinks you’re crazy.
You know if you’re a Hetalia fan when…
You know facts about other countries that creep people out.
You yell out facts about other countries that people did not think was true.
You’ve tried to curl a piece of your hair.
After you’ve succeeded to make that curl, you act like it’s your erogenous zone.
When someone is talking about history, you giggle and not pay attention to the other people who are giving you weird looks.
Your neighbors think you’re mental after seeing you talk to air.
You create an OC of your country if it does not have a character design on Hetalia.
You want to be fabulous!
You’re parents have made fun of you because of Hetalia.
You try to hold a meeting with your friends and yell gibberish.
You are heard over everyone during a class discussion/argument.
You have siestas now.
You have a ‘FUCK’ box.
You WANT large eyebrows.
You pop out of nowhere to freak out others.
You’re stuffed animals/pets have names like Kumajirou, Shinatty-chan, Hanatamago, etc.
You want a Sealand hat.
You wear a scarf and coat even though you live in the hottest place on earth.
You spazz out after finding out you made a friend with someone with the same name as a Hetalia character.
You don’t care anymore if you accidentally shoot someone in the arm or leg.
You tell everyone that you’re an ethnicity that you really aren’t.
You celebrate every country’s Independence Day.
You laugh when you see a broken chair.
You have dubbed that chair ‘Busby’s Chair’.
You’re History teacher is surprised when he/she gives you 100 percent on your papers now.
You get perverted thoughts when you say you’re in a certain country.
Your ringtones are national anthems.
You have friends around the world just because of Hetalia.
You know how to pronounce each country’s name correctly.
You’ve created your own catch phrase.
You get red or violet contacts.
Bitches don’t know about your chick.
You’ve created your own Hetalia shirt/plush/keychain/etc.
You cosplay as a Hetalia character almost 24/7.
You write letters to your President/Prime Minister/etc. asking to meet your nation.
You and your two closest friends are dubbed ‘The Bad Touch Trio’.
You sing the Private Squares song whenever someone’s invading you vital regions.
You have hundreds of cats.
You become as lazy as Greece.
You think perverted thoughts during earthquakes or when near geysers.
You think perverted thoughts with global warming. wags eyebrows suggestively
And last, but not least, you know if you’re a Hetalia fan when…
Globes are now action figures.
You know you’re a Hetalia fan when…
You scream ‘baka’ 1000x for no reason.
You try to hold your alcohol like Ivan.
You fail epically at holding your alcohol and then act like England when he’s drunk.
You can’t cook…so you go for Micky D’s.
You jump off high places screaming ‘VODKAAAAA!’.
You try to get ice cream from your friend and end up breaking your leg.
You raise your hand during class and when your called on you scream ‘PASTAAAA!’.
You carry around a white flag or a country flag.
Faucet pipes are the shiz.
Magic is real.
You shake constantly for no reason.
You smile at other people’s misery.
Historical figures are now your celebrities.
The UN meetings are now a sitcom.
You buy instruction books when you need advice.
You call people ‘perverts’ when they have their country map on the wall.
Your underpants have your flag design.
You speak with an accent that you never had before.
The last two lists have described your life.
You are a pirate! (It's my school Mascot!)
You perform a knee attack on your friends!
Historians are fanfic writers to you.
Historical pictures are fan art to you
You have become a pedophile.
You have tried to ‘colonize’ one of your friends.
It’s impossible to hate a country.
All songs seem to fit Hetalia whether it’s sad, disturbing, happy, love-dovey, etc.
Your parents made you mad so you decided to start a revolution to gain independence.
You’ve now made your parents cry in the rain.
You hope to answer the phone and hear “Doitsu, Doitsu!” on the other end.
You call your friend and scream “Doitsu, Doitsu!”
You call your friend to tell them you’ve been kidnapped.
You think America was very sick or had an emo phase during ‘The Great Depression’.
Playing with fireworks isn’t a big deal.
You play or listen to Chopin when you are mad.
You’re growing tomatoes in your backyard…and singing Romano’s Tomato song to them!
You see someone roasting marshmallows, so you think they’re mocking you.
You roast marshmallows to get back at that person.
You start singing England’s marshmallow song.
Someone nearby thinks you’re summoning a devil while singing that song.
You get something cute so you say, “Kawaii aru!”
Your family is as dysfunctional as England’s.
You tried to slash your older brother/sister’s back after they got you mad.
You go to a nation’s capital and scream “I HAVE CLAIMED country’s names VITAL REGIONS!” and stick a flag into the ground.
You think Sealand should take over Seaworld.
‘Paparazzi’ is Lady Gaga’s version of Francis’ ‘Paris is Indeed Splendid'.
Surrendering to any fight is a daily thing.
You play your piano in the ocean.
Your grandfather is on a boat with a bunch of ladies...while playing ukulele.
You think Russia’s not evil, he’s just misunderstood.
A new country has appeared out of the blue…so you go there to try and claim it.
You believe archaeologists are like surgeons.
You see a cute little kid and fight with your friend on who gets to be the kid’s older brother/sister
A Hetalian's Pledge I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta. I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room. I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures. I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich. I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking. I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous. I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet. I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender. I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am. I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores. I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing. I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name. I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules. I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas. I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far. I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems. I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short. I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess. Ipledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic. I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature. I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun. I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays. I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy. I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots. I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare. I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat. I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off. I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask. I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!). I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish. I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved. I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay. I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong. I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME." Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian. Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!
1. Do not introduce self as a role-playing character in public.
2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5. Do not go out in public.
6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7. Note expressions.
8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9. Floor is slippery when wet.
10. Lake is slippery when dry.
11. Only talk to strangers you know.
12. Strangers you don't know are spies. Kill them all.
13. For legal purposes, be sure to delete above note.
14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15. Kill them for security purposes.
16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18. The men in white coats are not your friends.
19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.
22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24. Always remember, um... um... Damn.
25. Train an army of flying monkeys.
26. Goldfish don't like milk.
27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28. Find out who invented the word "pianist".
29. People are staring at you.
30. So act insane.
31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.
32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... and teeth.
33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.
35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... bonding.
36. Never pet a burning dog.
37. Never make eye contact with a naked man - especially not if you are wearing a parka.
38. Naked men dig parkas.
39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40. You know what would look good on you?
41. Immolated cockroaches.
42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
43. The size of Danny DeVito.
44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.
45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.
47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gum nut tree!"
48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49. That way is rum.
50. Constipated people don't give a sh!t.
52. You cannot kill the snow.
53. The snow can kill you.
54. Grass can also kill you.
55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...
56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.
57. HE is real - no matter what the men in white coats say.
58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.
61. Pretend to be so around the n00bs.
62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon.
63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64. Ask Senor Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65. Remember to kill HIM...
66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69. Scream - the doctors don't like it. They'll give you a shot of something nice.
70. Hide the bodies. Otherwise, people ask embarrassing questions.
71. Eat the evidence.
72. But not if it's broken glass.
73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.
75. Disregard last note.
76. Note reactions.
77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78. Stock up on ball point pens.
79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81. Do not stick fingers into blender.
82. Blender... bad... ouch…
83. Blood loss is bad.
84. Find way to re-attach fingers.
85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86. Answer every question with a question.
87. Ask people what gender they are.
88. Note reactions.
89. Refer to people as "mortal".
90. The Seagull from Hell is out to get me.
91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94. Kill them.
96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
97. Dunk head in boiling water.
98. Disregard last note. It was written by Voice #7.
99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...
101. Find out who invented "Barney".
102. Kill them.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I wanted to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court said I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who is always crying herself to sleep at night because I am afraid of my mother finding out just exactly who I love with all my heart.
Repost this if you think that homophobia is evil sick and wrong, these people have feelings too don't break them too.
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party ‘cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I can't see,
must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad.
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all,
I can't do a wrong,
Or else I'm locked,
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just one whiping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, Make it stop! Please be aware that child abuse happens every day and it's not just phisical, it emotional too, and somethimes that hurt even more than a beating from your parents. Abuse scares you on the outside, and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scares you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. PLEASE HELP STOP THE ABUSE!
"Why do guys fall in love with girls?"
A guy wrote this... why do boys fall in love with girls? (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. i think every girl is guilty of this :)
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls? " After you send it, make a wish and it will come true...
Did u know before u go to sleep at night there is one person of the opposite gender is thinking of you .they want to kiss you ,they want to be with you they are always thinking about you bfore they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with you this is not at all fake if you post within 5 mins the person who is longing for you will approach you in 1 month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years
I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turnPURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
This is true, everything that has "girl" in the sentence...
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
ADVICE FOR GUYS
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. :D
If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.
WHAT EVERY GIRL WANTS TO HEAR
girl: thanks for the fun day
boy: no prob
girl: can i ask u a few question...
girl: and be honest...
girl: have i ever crossed ur mind?
girl: do u like me?
girl: do u want me?
girl: would u cry if i left?
girl: would u live for me?
girl: would u do anything for me?
girl: choose me or ur life?
boy: my life
the girl ran away in shock depression...the boy ran after her and told her...
"the reason u never crossed my mind because u are always in my mind..
the reason why i dont like u is because i love u..
the reason i dont want u is because i need u...
the reason why i wouldnt cry if u leave is because i'll die if u do...
the reason i wouldnt live for u is because i would die for u...
the reason i'm not willing to do anything for u is because i would do everything for u...
the reason i choose my life is because u are my life..."
The girl burst into tears at the words. From the look on the boy's face, she could tell that he meant each one. It was the most beautiful thing she'd ever heard, and the told him so. The boy merely smiled and embraced her.
boy: and I'll always be here, loving you.
girl: I know you will.
Copy and Paste this if you'd like to hear this from the one you love.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
Your Guy Side
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth (but only sometimes!!).
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You were eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
Your car is German. Your vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your Brandy is French. Your movies are American. Your anime is Japanese. Your humor is Jewish. Your tea is Tamil. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Yet, you have a problem with your neighbor being an immigrant? Pull yourself together :) (Copy/Paste if you're against racism)
Peoples..ლ(ಠ益ಠლ WHY DO YOU NOT REVIEW????!!!!
I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one obsessed with Twilight.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that loves Justin Bieber.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.
I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like, because she's crazy.
The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one won't give up.
Copy and paste if you agree!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
((I'm kinda surprised I'm NOT in an insane asylum.))
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I'm a girl.
I don't smoke, drink, or party everyday.
I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention.
Yes, we do exist.
-Repost if you are one of these girls
If all your friends accept you for who you are, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are awesomely insane, add your name to this list: Takashimo, RedWhiteNBlue
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
Fake or Real
Fake Friends: They 'll knock on your door.
Real Friends: They'll walk in your house and yell "I'm home!"
Fake Friends: They call you on your cell phone.
Real Friends: They'll yell out their window.
Fake Friends: Come to your birthday party.
Real Friends: Will bring 3 trucks of chocolate cake.
Fake Friends: Try to act sane around you.
Real Friends: Drink 3 cups of coffee before you hang out.
Fake Friends: Will get into agruements about serious stuff.
Real Friends: Start yelling at you about rubber ducks.
Fake Friends: When your boyfriend breaks up with you will calm you down.
Real Friends: Will toliet-paper his house.
Fake Friends: When a kid teases you will tell the bully to stop.
Real Friends: Will kick the bully in the gut.
Fake Friends: Will hate Justin Bieber with you.
Real Friends: Will kidnap him and will let you torture him.
Fake Friends: Will break you out of jail.
Real Friends: Will sit in your jail cell with you and say "That was fun."
Fake Friends: Think I'm normal.
Real Friends: Know I'm crazy.
Copy and paste this in your profile if your real friends do this.
95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, pyro_manic19, ImmaLickYou, BloodredAngel808,tmmdeathwishraven, Spottedpool, oOHawkpathOo, CandyBunnies, Takashimo, RedWhiteNBlue
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile (OMG! I have like 22 reviews on the story! EEK!)
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
There were 3 girls
They were looking through people's MySpaces
The girl slowly came upon this one particular MySpace
It had creatures in the background, and the man looked like a phsycho
She started laughing with her friend on how ugly he was
Right then, an instant message came up
It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like myMySpace??
XxLoVemExX: What?? Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you're looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do. Especially to pretty girls like you. With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could.
Her and her friend started to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living crap out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him, he's a freaking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think he's watching us?
SatanStalker: I am. Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really scared.
Girl's friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs, trust me I doubt he's really coming. It's just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girl's friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said anything
She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead.
She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two minutes there will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.
99% percent of American girls would cry if they saw Justin Beiber on a skyscraper about to jump if you're one of the 1% that would be on the the skyscraper, sitting on a lawn chair with popcorn telling him to do a flip copy and paste this onto your profile
Boys Aren't Jerks
girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Boy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not! Please its to scary!
Boy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:Fine I love you. Slow down!
Boy: Now give me a BIG hug!
Girl: *hugs him*
Boy:Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down.
Boy:I love you babe.
In the paper the next day...a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke,but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If you love anyone this much re-post this...and...the love of your life will realize that they feel the same... DON'T BREAK THIS! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life.However,if you don't post this by at least 12:00 tonight you will have bad luck the rest of your love life. Guys post this as "I Would Do This For My Girl. Girls post this as "Boys Aren't Jerks.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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