Punished Snake
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Joined 07-08-13, id: 4856026, Profile Updated: 09-19-15
Author has written 3 stories for Metal Gear, and Grand Theft Auto.

War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.

- Old Snake

I'm no hero, never was, never will be. I'm just an old author, hired to do some fan fiction.

If you have any questions, feel free to PM me.

Currently working on: Metal School Solid: Tactical Education Boredom, Metal School Solid 2 (FUCKING FINALLY), and ?

I will take requests, regardless of fandom, if I think it's a good idea and I like the fandom.

Find a dead fic you want revived because it ended on a cliffhanger? BETTER CALL SNAKE!

Forget all the humour about my stories.

MGSV came out, and it's tone changed me as well.

If I ever write again, it will not be the same tone as Peace Walker.

I promise you that.

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METAL GEAR SOLID: SNAKE EATER by Psifonian reviews
At the height of the Cold War, a CIA operative is sent to uncover the secret behind Metal Gear, a top-secret superweapon with nuclear capability. This is the story of "Naked Snake," and how he became one of the most legendary soldiers in military history. A novelization of the game.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,746 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013
Metal Gear Solid: The Philanthropists by Devil Boss reviews
Six months after Shadow Moses, Solid Snake and Hal Emmerich meet on a rainy night. Follow the birth and first steps of Philanthropy, as its founding members struggle to make a difference in the world, and in their own hearts.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,261 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E.
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Stayin Alive reviews
"DON'T WORRY M, I KNOW CPR!" A oneshot about the biggest heist yet.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Michael D., Trevor P., Franklin C. - Complete
Metal School Solid 2: Guns of York (TACTICAL EDUCATION BOREDOM) reviews
Solid Snake never really enjoyed school, to be honest. Prequel to Metal School Solid: Tactical Education Boredom.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/20/2013 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E.
Metal School Solid: Tactical Education Boredom reviews
Legendary solider Solid Snake finds a new mission: Get a job as a teacher in order to pay the rent. T just to be safe.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - S. Snake