ThePerksOfBlueFood
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Joined 07-08-13, id: 4856722, Profile Updated: 11-06-14
Author has written 3 stories for Kickin' It, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

Just a nerd with wifi. Nothing really special. Just a fellow writer who wants to make people happy with her words.

I guess I should do an about me? Okay, here it is.

Melissa Snow. Writer. Black belt in Martial Arts. Christian. Living for Jesus. OrchDork, Thespian, Class of 2017 Class Vice President, and Quidditch Co-Captain.

That's all you need to know.


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(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?
Unfortunately yes.

2) Where did you get your default picture?
I have no flapping idea

3) What's your middle name?

Renee

4) Your current relationship status?
Secretly dating Leo Howard...shhhh

5) Does your crush like you back?

I can't tell...too many mixed signals.

6) What is your current mood?

Pissy

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
What the Hades is wrong with you? They are fruit of the loom checkered if you really want to know.

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Purple.

9) Missing something?

What are you, a remembrall?

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Telling my crush I liked him (3rd Grade) by giving him a hand decorated valentine.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A lion. RAWR!

12) Ever had a near death experience?
Does having an untied shoe count?

13) Something you do a lot?
Sing in the middle of taking a test...whoops.

14) The song stuck in your head?

The Middle - Jimmy Eat World

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

AnnabelleTheMidget

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Well, certainly not the other 364% of the world who don't have August 10th as their birthday.

17) When was the last time you cried?

I haven't cried in a while...my tears have run out.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yes. Not very well, I must say. I sounded like a walrus rubbing his back on a cactus in El Paso.

19) If you could have one super power, what would it be?

To jump into books and become any person in them. Cause come on, who wouldn't want to be as awesome as Katniss or Annabeth, ya know?

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Most would try to be all deep and say their eyes or personality, but lets be honest, I notice their face. I mean it's right there, looking at you. How do you not notice it first? Freaks.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Vanilla Bean Frappe with two shots of Raspberry along side a Chocolate Croissant.

22) What's your biggest secret?

I have a secret obsession to... *looks right, looks left* *bites lip* *leans forward* *whispers* nutella.

23) Favorite color?
Blue, like the Cookie Monster. Like come on...who doesn't love Cookie Monster (besides Lady Obama)

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
Hell yeah! Disney is LIFE!...and so is Barbie.

25) What are you?
Human, and you?

26) Do you speak any other language?
Fangirl, a bit of sign language, and some japanese.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Spearmint.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Saved.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

I wish...but no. I've never kissed anyone, actually.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

How stupid this thing is, honestly.

31) What should you be doing?

Peeing.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My brother.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Not sure how to answer this one...

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Haha...uh...My crushes last name, I guess...which I'm not posting on here. Nice try, internet.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
Uh...not really.

36) What is your natural hair color?
Dirty Blonde.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

I really could not tell you...I just haven't cried in a while...

If you read this, here's a hug:

XXXXXXX

or ya know, 7.

I love you.

Stay beautiful.

And Amazing.

And Praise the Lord and His Glorious Name that you are alive today.

Amen.

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Demons by emylova reviews
While walking home late one night, Kim Crawford see's something she wasn't meant to see. Robbery. What's worse than that? Being kidnapped by the person who did it. What's even worse? Falling in love with that person. KICK! R&R
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Don't tell Jonathan by grlvct reviews
Clary is overly protected by Jonathan and his friends, which includes Jace. Not dating is at the top of the list of rules. But she is willing to sneak around to have a chance with what she has always wanted..Love. When she thinks she finally has everything she ever wanted, her life is overwhelmed with dark secrets and betrayal. OOC, AH, and AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,344 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Celine H.
Where We Belong by CatHeartsU reviews
"Why me?", Callie asked. "Why not?"/ Callie and Brandon confess their feelings for each other. But one bad night begins a bumpy ride for the two teens. And a certain someone is out to take Callie back, even if it means killing her in the process. *Rated T* . BRALLIE .
Fosters - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,700 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Brandon F., Callie
13 Reasons Why by Anonymous Skrtle reviews
12 year old Katie Knight's dead body is found washed up on the side of a lake. A suicide note is found inside her pocket. Two weeks later, Kendall Knight finds a box of tapes lying on top of his mailbox. In them lies 13 reasons, 13 different people, to blame for Katie's death. Rating may change. Slight AU.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,436 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Kendall, Katie K. - Complete
Battle of the Bands by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
Jace is an arrogant, spotlight-hogging lead guitarist and Jonathan Morgenstern's best friend. The trouble is, Jon's sister - Clary - can't stand him, and the feeling's mutual. But when the boys enter the Battle of the Bands contest and all but move in with the Morgensterns, the two of them are forced to see a lot more of each other than they would like. NOW COMPLETE (AH)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 187,944 - Reviews: 2965 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Forgetting and Forgiving by FlyAwayToNeverland reviews
Wendy Darling has finally convinced herself that the last adventure she ever had was no more than a beautiful dream. Peter Pan has not forgotten about his Wendy Lady at all, and he is finally ready to see her. He can now offer her the life she's always wanted. The only problem separating them now is Wendy's memory.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Peter P., Wendy D.
King of Neverland by FlyAwayToNeverland reviews
After the return of the Darlings and Lost Boys, nothing is ever the same. 19 and single, Wendy Darling is in the risk of being married. In the newly changed Neverland, a heartless king named Peter Pan is to be married to another maiden. Though both lovers unhappy in different worlds , something manages to unite them once again. Nothing will ever be the same as before even love.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,394 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Peter P., Wendy D. - Complete
My Mission Impossible by ValerieTheAmazingSpy reviews
I've lost my father, I've made him suffer, for my mistakes. Now I'm trying to get him back. But my past is chasing me. He's chasing me. This is my mission impossible to get everything I love back. But one thing's stopping me. A blond boy with hazel eyes, the only problem is I might be breaking my promise, the one where I said I will never fall for my enemy again.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Ally D.
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by jackandkimforever reviews
The sarcastic, friendly Kim Crawford just moved to Seaford with her family. It's her first day of school. While there, she meets lots of people, including this guy that was staring at her all day. She later finds out he's the bad boy of the school, and he finds out she's the responsible type, but for some reason they can't get each other off of their minds. What's gonna happen?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 81,934 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Kim C., Jack B.
Tears Don't Fade On Their Own by romancegirl123 reviews
Kim Crawford lives a sad life. She has no friends at school, her mom's an alcoholic, and a day never goes by without her father abusing her. But then Jack comes to town. Wll he be able to save Kim before it's too late?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,426 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Kim C., Jack B.
An Old Friend by BittyBlueEyes reviews
The Doctor is taking the Ponds on one last trip when something - or someone - bursts into the TARDIS. "She's a dear friend. Her name is Rose." Reunion Fic
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
When You Love Something by StayWeird reviews
"Why'd you just take off your shirt Kim?" "Are you going to rape me?" "Uh, wasn't planning on it." "Then we don't have an issue."- Best friends, Kim and Jack find themselves alone at Jack's house the day after Donna's wild party. Kim has no memory of the previous night, so Jack must explain it to her. What will happen? More importantly, what did they do?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,741 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Rewritten by bittie752 reviews
After the events of GitF, the Doctor and Rose's relationship changed. No longer would Rose allow him to string her along while he chased after other women. She was here for the adventure and the excitement. And when he dropped her off in her Aberdeen, she would be ready. But after the Doctor loses his memories of those events and now has to win Rose back.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,848 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Mickey S., 11th Doctor - Complete
Waiting For You by ForeverinNeverlandXO reviews
Jack Brewer was never one for the sappy love crap. Love just didn't exist in his book. He refused to believe in it and if by some chance it was real, he promised himself he would NEVER fall in love. That is until he meets Kim Crawford, the sheriff's stubborn, spontaneous, crazy, hell raising daughter. Hold on tight Jack, you're in for a wild ride...
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,100 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
That's What You Get by efearthling reviews
"You never mentioned a female cousin now that I think about it." I raised an eyebrow at Grant. "Sure I have," Grant said. "You didn't mention that Cameron is a girl." "Technicalities." He shrugged. FullSumInside.Z/C.AH.T. ON HIATUS.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,197 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Roman Holiday by bittie752 reviews
This is another movie verse based on the Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck movie Roman Holiday. The Doctor, the prince of Gallifrey, is feeling overwhelmed by the burdens of his duty so he runs away. Thankfully he is found by Rose Tyler the Vitex heiress who knows just how he feels. Thanks to Vannadear for the photo manip. Please note the rating increase for chapter 10.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,670 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Fair Rose by bittie752 reviews
AU. Ten/Rose with Jack retelling of the movie Sabrina. This story is a mesh of both the Audrey Hepburn and Julia Ormond movies. Rose is the chauffeur's daughter and is hopelessly in love with Jack, the playboy, youngest son of a wealthy family. But he never seems to notice her, unlike his older brother.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,186 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Golden Rose by bubblygal92 reviews
The Doctor meets a very different Rose in 2005. Why is her past, his future? What does she have to do with timelines? And just what is the Bad Wolf? Featuring the 9th, 10th and 11th Doctors. Starts with the events of 'Rose' and goes through the series. AU. 9/Rose 10/Rose 11/Rose. Cover art by IrissenNii
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 246,372 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor] - Complete
In His Shadow by LilPurpleMonkey reviews
Beck was cast as a main character in a movie based off of a popular book series and has left Hollywood Arts and his friends behind. Tori regrets not telling Beck how she feels about him before he left, she knows that once the movie comes out there will be no chance for them to be anything other than friends. She'll forever be in his shadow unless she can make it in Hollywood too.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,008 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Beck O., Tori V.
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3639 - Favs: 6,893 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
There is Always Something There to Remind Me by Carlisle Cooperative reviews
The Doctor and Rose go to a wedding. Ultracuteness involving cars, relatives, and edible ball bearings ensues. Oh, and there's a bit of snogging, too. Well, a bit more than snog. Due to technical difficulties, this is a reposting!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,410 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
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The Dream - One Shot reviews
Draco Malfoy visits young Hermione Granger's dreams to tell her how much he loves her, despite his mistakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Broken Into A Million Pieces reviews
Kim's mother has forced her to move to Miami because her step monster has gotten a new job. So, she must depart Seaford, including everything that she loves. After starting a new school, Kim realizes this is going to be harder than she thought. Then, one day, after being brutally bullied, Kim decides to run away..and go to the place she loves most. Seaford. Kick. T just in case.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,526 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Jack B., Kim C.
Boy In Blue reviews
Percy Jackson. The snarky and sarcastic swim team captain...and the boy that Annabeth may just be falling in love with. And then there's Annabeth's abusive ex boyfriend. And Annabeth's dad moving to England, leaving her and her siblings alone in a small apartment. Annabeth is on the verge of a major break down. Will someone save her before it's too late? AU. T for references.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.