PARTYKATZXOXO
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Joined 07-10-13, id: 4866645, Profile Updated: 07-10-13
Author has written 2 stories for Warriors.

HI! I AM PARTYKATZXOXO!!!!! I love warriors and cats and cats and cats and kittens and kittens and horses and dogs and pretty much all cute things that dont eat peopel...

i dont like, on the other hand, things that do eat people... as you can see i do NOT WANT TO BE EATEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (no hints given...)

I'm 10 and a half an dreally popular at my school. Please PLEASE read my fanfic!!! idk if imma do more... if i have good reviews then yes.. yes i will. :P

20 Healthy Ways to Maintain Your Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch back to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds".

7. Begin all your sentences with "In Accordance with the Prophecy..."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom".

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won, I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you think that Team Rocket should just give up on capturing Pikachu and focus their time on something much more productive, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

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Candykit's New Moon reviews
Candykit is a cat who saves the clans and she becomes a good warrior
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013
My attempt at poetry reviews
I made some poetry for you guys because i go t good revies on Candykti so i hope you like them! ther is one really long one that i like a lot so you should read it. It is like 70 words idk. :3
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Complete