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I review on every single story I read. If I liked it a lot, I check out the author's profile and read all of his/her fictions and review them, too. I might even PM the author and leave a compliment.


  • Nick name (I liked to be called like that!): Windy Fly
  • Gender: potato salad
  • Age: 15,3
  • Fav. colors: WHITE, silver; all shades of blue combined with violet
  • Fav. food: Pie, fruit leather, rice, noodles, vegetables, sushi maki, spring rolls, (almost everything japanese) coconut ice cream, vegetable soup,...
  • Books: Skulduggery Pleasant
  • Movies: Tron-the legacy, Castle in the sky, (T)raumschiff Surprise, Das Geheimnis der Drachenperle, The Last Unicorn, all Tim Burton movies
  • Games: Pokemon (Ruby, Diamond, Heartgold), Plants vs. Zombies, Digimon Racing, Rayman, Skylanders, Skyrim, Minecraft, Terraria, Sims 3, Megaman, Guitar Hero, Drawn to Life, Animal Crossing, Torchlight, Unmechanical, Dance! Dance! Revolution,...
  • Hobbies: Drawing, singing (more like crooked karaoke), daydreaming, writing, reading, rarely gaming, bike riding, mocking family members, dressing up, cooking&baking, jumping in mud or river with clothes on, dancing in the rain, sleepovers, water gun/hose fight, running and jumping, climbing, bat mitton, learning useless facts, watching movies (from documentaries to horror),...
  • Things I like: Wind and air, shade, coolness, crystals & minerals, randomness, spiky hair, parodies and Youtube poop, winter, pumpkins, mysteries, riddles, optical illusions, fancy-dancy stuff, details, stuffed animals, foreign cultures, Massachusetts, certain animals (birds, wolves, foxes, bunnies), loyalty, plants (especially meat-eating ones-they're just so bad-ass), lava, obsidian, the moon, Fanfiction.net and other awesome sites, justice and equality-especially to race and sex, the smell of cinnamon and vanilla, masks, saying something the other person says at the same time, decoration, legends and myths, sarcasm, reviews, chemicals, explosions, experiments, Daft Punk, Dragonforce guitar solos, my big brother...
  • Things I dislike: Bugs, heat, bright light, meat, hospitals (I know they're important but they just depress me), emoness (not emos themselves, I like the person but I'm not found of the behavoir), modern art, over-protectiveness, the smell of roses, sweat, braces, babies, the taste bitter, revenge, crowded places, bad breath, racism (ARRRGH RAAAAGE!), ticks, spiders, mosquito bites, card games, most sweets, my big brother...

  • If you believe in Jesus Christ and you're not ashamed but proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile!
    Akatsukicons!

    Itachi: -/.\- Deidara: o.\/ Zetsu: \o.o/ Tobi: @ Sasori: -.- Kakuzu: $-$


  • "If you want to write 'in character', start to read and write 'out of character'. Only when you know how the character would never act, you know how he really would." -kusari-de


  • I made up 'yo mama' jokes Naruto style! Repost if you want and add more! XD

    -Yo mama so fat, even Pein, the leader and god of the Akatsuki, can't move her to the side with his almighty push!
    - Yo mama so fat, if she exploded, she'd make a bigger explosion then Deidara's C0!
    -Yo mama so fat, Zetsu could never eat her up if he had to depose her corpse!
    -Yo mama so ugly, if Hidan sacrificed her to Lord Jashin it would be considered a sin!
    -Yo mama so fat, if she was a puppet, Sasori couldn't move her with his chakra threads!
    -Yo mama so fat, if Tobi tried to suck her into his dimension with the forbidden time-space technique, he'd fail!
    -Yo mama so fat, even Itachi, master of illusions, can't create an illusion with his Sharingan where she appears thin!
    -Yo mama so fat, if her fat was turned into chakra, she'd have more power then the ten-tails!
    -Yo mama so fat, even Naruto doesn't believe it!

  • -Yo mama so fat, if Ino saw her, she wouldn't feel fat anymore and stop her diet!


  • Ninjas have everything, from sneaking skills to effective assassinations. The full list of their abilities is hidden at the end of Pi. Copy&paste if you agree!

    If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

    If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

    If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    Most of the teen population is involved in drugs and alchohol. If you like bagels, copy and paste this into your profile.


    I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.


    Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.


    Ways To Annoy People At The Cinema:

    Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

    Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

    During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

    Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

    Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

    Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

    Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

    Use empty chairs next to you as catapults. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

    Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

    Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

    Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

    Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

    Try to start a wave.

    Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

    Sing with the theme music.

    Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

    Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

    Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

    Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

    Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

    Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

    Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

    Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

    Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

    Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

    Cough really loudly during the emotional, sad and silent parts of the movie.

    Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.


    1) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
    2) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
    3) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.
    4) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
    5) Sing along at the opera.


    A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

    Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

    Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

    Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

    As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

    Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

    Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

    Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

    Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

    Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

    Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

    Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

    In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

    Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

    I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

    Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"


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    When Past Meets Present by NightmareD-Technolife reviews
    Fourteen year old Kakashi is on a mission with Minato and Rin when he's sent to the future by the enemy. Fourteen year old Kakashi runs into Twenty five year old Kakashi and from then on, both Kakashi have to adjust. However, things turn upside down as both Kakashi discover a chilling secret that may cause the destruction of the entire world.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,638 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Kakashi H.
    Rainy Days by Wynth reviews
    It took her a while before Sakura was convinced that she was once again in her twelve year old body, but by that time it was too late. •Time-Travel / AU•
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,554 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sakura H.
    What's the Worst That Can Happen? by mapplepie reviews
    Life was going well, if you asked Naruto. So why did he listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time-traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run it's course? Never! Kakashi-centric
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,096 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
    Another Akatsuki Cat Story by Kaito The Shadow Wrya reviews
    What would ACTUALLY happen if the Akatsuki, as cats, ended up on some random girls doorstep? OC warning, Parody. Lots of cussing and maybe some blood later.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Akatsuki, OC
    Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
    Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,677 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 3,049 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
    Silver Lightning by K.B.Maillet reviews
    I didn't expect to hit my car into a fictional character on a cold winter night or that the events after that would turn my quiet and comfy life upside down when people started to come after me but I accepted the difficult (sometimes stupid) decisions I had made along the way. This story is about no matter how hard life gets, there will always be someone there for you. No Pairings.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,448 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Kakashi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
    On the Construction of Society by PureWaterLily reviews
    The blueprinting of a new societal order by two great men. Err, boys. Crack.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
    The Dead Don't Always Stay Buried by LeStrange and Quinzel reviews
    Friends are worried, the Hokage is concerned and Kakashi couldn't seem to care less as he neglects himself. A mistake leads to the intervention of someone who should be dead, and the course of history might be changed. "Obito?" the smile turned into a grin, nervous aspect remaining. "Yeah, it's me."
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,075 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi
    I Am Lucario by lupyne reviews
    Along with an Absol and Eevee, a wild Lucario pursues his hobby of human-watching, studying the behaviours of people and Pokémon in the city while trying to prevent a predicted disaster from destroying his home. Ch 17: The Concealed Turnabout
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 300,407 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Lucario, Eevee/Eievui, Absol
    Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
    In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 114 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
    Konan On Top - An Akatsuki Story by SeverNSkull reviews
    Konan is an aspiring writer, with a big advantage and flaw, she lives with the Akatsuki. In response to having her story ruined, she starts writing about her group, but it doesn't remain a secret for long when the group's creepy stalker, Obito discovers. Does Konan start to develop feelings for the one blackmailing her! Contains yaoi. Road to Ninja parody. AU
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Konan, Obito U./Tobi] Itachi U., Deidara
    Rising Dawn Ridge by Daisy Kaminari reviews
    Nine teenagers make the fatal mistake of entering the house haunted by the restless spirits of the Akatsuki. Now, they're trapped inside, with the only option to escape together, or die trying. *Rewrite of The Haunting of 10 Ghosts. More info inside.*
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,495 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Akatsuki
    Welcome to Hell by evil.mastermind no.1 reviews
    I assure you that you won't learn any important information if you read on; this is just the story of me: Nami Senju, once a strong and proud shinobi, now prisoner and toy of the Uchiha, and a broken mess. This is the story about my time in Hell, and Madara Uchiha is the devil. (Rating because of blood, violence, language. Title and summary may change later.)
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,807 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Tsunade S., Madara U., Izuna U., OC - Complete
    One Hour Remains by InsanitySilver reviews
    An account of Konan's last hour in the Rain Village as she manages the city, prepares to fight Madara, and reflects on both her and Amegakure's history. One-shot.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Konan - Complete
    Shinobi Tales: Tsubaki of the Pen by Neleothesze reviews
    COMPLETE One reincarnation imprudently decides to publish the stories of several villains in the form of fairy tales. Unfortunately, not just children take notice. Main characters: most Akatsuki members, shady Konoha shinobi, OCs and a pseudo-SI.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Konan, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
    The Great Troll of 662 by PureWaterLily reviews
    Let the shipping war recommence! 662 Spoilerific.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
    Offerings by tamatoe reviews
    She wishes everyone would stop jumping around so much; it was damn unsettling. /She offers the ball to the little boy. His angst is suffocating./
    Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Gaara, Toph
    Deidara's Deed by PeinKunx reviews
    This is a Christmas Special where, somehow, Deidara becomes Santa Claus... Rated T - mild violence concerning Santa.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Deidara - Complete
    The Scroll by SakuraSpark reviews
    The Akatsuki find a scroll that introduces them to the world of fanfiction! How will they react when they read about themselves turning into kittens, doing the mambo jambo and more? Secret admirers and beauty pageants? What the hell? Warning: Contains hints of smut. Many expletives!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Akatsuki
    Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
    Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 258,946 - Reviews: 2898 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
    Half Mask by Warrior orb5 reviews
    Half of Tobi's mask is blown off by accident. Deidara sees his face. Madara is not amused.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
    HashTag by phoenixyfriend reviews
    "Tag, you're it!" Hashirama liked this game.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Amnesia by ii-Phoenix-ii reviews
    What happens when one of Konoha's most notorious S-rank criminals, Itachi Uchiha, returns with amnesia? No slash.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
    NoOoOoOooOOoooOooOoOoooOOoOooO oo! - A story dedicated to Deidara by wise guys and thugs reviews
    Uh... the title says it all?
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Gaara, Deidara - Complete
    Zombie Apocalypse by KatyLiz10 reviews
    An essay about how I think some of Akatsuki would "react" in a zombie apocalypse.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Akatsuki
    A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
    A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
    Sasuke 2013 by PureWaterLily reviews
    So Sasuke wants to be Hokage. Uh-huh. Yeah, sure.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Tears For You by RoxanneTheFanmade reviews
    Megurine Luka was a princess. Now she's on her own. How did it get like this? By the only person she loves. Deidara
    Crossover - Naruto & Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Deidara, Luka M.
    My Pokemon Crappypasta by Galefire reviews
    In which our loveable protagonist buys a cartridge that just MIGHT be hacked, we're constantly reminded that blood is red, and Falkner is apparently evil. Yay? Rated T for HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Silver/Rival, Eevee/Eievui - Complete
    LUCARIO LEGACY by The Flying Lion reviews
    In the past the great warrior Lucario fights in the first major Shinobi war but then disappears after the battle is over. However he returns in the future just as an unstoppable threat has attacked Konoha leading to him and Team Kakashi to lead a deadly hunt for a dangerous Shinobi and settle an old score. *Lucario/Team Kakashi centric, Post Time Skip, Pre Fourth Shinobi War*
    Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Lucario, Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
    Bar Time! by TheGirlWithNoIQ reviews
    Yeah... the Akatsuki-members are in a bar, surprisingly and weirdly enough in Konoha. Who knows why? Try to imagine them inside this bar, drunk... And then you will understand why this one-shot is rated T...
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
    It's a Mad, Mad World by mapplepie reviews
    Kakashi was a weary ninja who'd had this dream (nightmare) too many times before. And until the pain of the kunai stabbed in his arm registered, he'd never even considered the possibility it was real this time. Time-travel? One-shot.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
    Snow Day by Wierdowithagun reviews
    Hidan explains his hatred of snow, Itachi helps fuel his hate.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
    A Run In With Akatsuki by Warrior orb5 reviews
    Another boreing Akatsuki in real life fic? Oh HELL no. Crack fic. A slightly deconstructive approach to Akatsuki in real life fanfiction.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,663 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
    Akatsuki Christmas Cheer! by Daisy Kaminari reviews
    Well, it's Christmas season and Tobi wants to spread the holiday cheer! The other Akatsuki members aren't too fond of the idea, however, but Leader has declared the celebration mandatory. Not to mention the surprise visitors! Oh, Jashin help them. Full summary inside. Rated T for Hidan's foul mouth and possible violence or awkward situations. R&R! Now completed!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
    Which One Is Next To Go? by NinjasWillRuleTheWorld reviews
    The Akatsuki have just moved into their new base. Strange things begin happening to them and they are left wondering 'which one is next to go' Rated T for a certain foul mouthed follower of Jashin.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,865 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
    One Day at Akatsuki by himayamata reviews
    This is one of the crazy days at Akatsuki. Deidara vs. jealous Pain. Kakuzu challenges Sasori. Zetsu is... singing? Find out what happened to the other members on that day. One-shot fanfic Read and enjoy (A possible sequel coming out)
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
    The Wizard of Where? by FluffyWithAGun reviews
    Sasuke takes a drug induced visit to a magical land. Parody of Wizard of oz. Crackfic. Rating for extreme amount of swearing, stupidity, drug reference, violence, and probably a lot more that I can't think of at the moment.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Akatsuki - Complete
    Punishment most foul by Wierdowithagun reviews
    Kakuzu has forced Hidan to do the unthinkable as punishment for irritating the life out of him...again. Hidan must write a poem, a real poem. Hidan... halfway succeeds. Just a stupid random poem. Enjoy. Rated T for Hidan.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
    Paper and Stone by Akatsuki210 reviews
    Konan is not the only angel in Amegakure. One shot, crossover with Doctor Who, spoilers for both series, implied KakaRin.
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Weeping Angels, Kakashi H. - Complete
    A Battle with a Mary-Sue by Galefire reviews
    Yet another Mary-Sue has climbed Mount Silver to challenge Red with her team of immortal, fake and shiny Pokèmon, and trust me, he's had enough. So this time, things are going to be a little different. That's right, he's going to have a little fun. Two-Shot.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Red, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
    Insane by phoenixyfriend reviews
    So many authors choose to call their OC insane for when the Akatsuki meet her in 'The Real World.' However, if the OC is to be truly insane, her meeting with the Akatsuki may go a little differently. K (plus) for safety, thought it's probably just K. An OC with a genuine mental illness. Akatsuki who react like actual criminals. Oneshot.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
    It's All So Wrong by phoenixyfriend reviews
    They are all in High School, and yet one person remembers their lives as shinobi. They are different, so different, but so the same. This person only wants to bring back the memories of the people he calls family. This person wants to bring back the memories, because it's just all so wrong, but yet so right. A twist on the classic Akatsuki High School AU. Oneshot.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Akatsuki, Jashin - Complete
    Mary Sue vs Itachi by PureWaterLily reviews
    Guess who'll win. No really, guess.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Glutton by kauzchen reviews
    Hunger is all that No-face knows. And around Sen, he is ravenous.
    Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Kaonashi, Chihiro O. - Complete
    An Akatsuki Morning by TheGirlWithNoIQ reviews
    After a troublesome night, Sasori and Pein drinks coffee in the morning. But, will they enjoy it much long? Rated thanks to Hidan... Has been re-read and edited.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
    It's All Madara's Fault by Lil' DeiDei reviews
    It is all Madara's fault. Kyuubi? Madara. Jinchuuriki? Madara. Uchiha? Madara. Sakura's large and tragic forehead issues? Madara. Thus, he has to go.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Madara U., Team Seven - Complete
    The Akatsuki's Hunt for the Avatar by Villain84 reviews
    The Akatsuki need more power to fuel their weapon, so they travel to the world of Avatar, to capture Avatar Aang and drain his power. Better summery included inside. My first M rated story on this site! Please Read and Review. On HOld. Not Abandoned.
    Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,720 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Akatsuki
    Imaginary Friend by XspriteyX reviews
    'He'd gladly be Sakura's friend and help her train until she outgrew him. After all he couldn't be her 'imaginary' friend forever, right' If only Obito knew even as ghost life's never that simple. Co-written by LadyB3ARwolfFang
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,051 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H.
    Subject 96 by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
    The experiment is a failure.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Deidara
    Super Cliche Naruto by Parody No Jutsu reviews
    Co-written by Inuyonas. This story explores all that is cliche on Naruto stories and the actual Naruto series itself. If you feel like laughing then this story is for you. Rated M for horribly written lemons.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Naruto U.
    Akatsuki Teenagers! by princebats reviews
    Well, a couple of Akatsuki members are out on a mission...in the real world! How did they get here? What's their mission? Find out with Asuki Higamashi and her best friend Mi-chan as the story unfolds!-Title change! Sorry but I have a whole new plot!-
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Itachi U., Sasori
    Lack of Sleep by StormDragon666 reviews
    A snippet of nighttime conversation between Madara and Sakura, moments after he snuck into her bedroom. Pure fluff, contest prize oneshot.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
    Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
    We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
    It Ended with a Bang by ramenwriter15 reviews
    What if Deidara was born a girl? The story of the secertly female Deidara's time in the Akatsuki and even her past. What will happen when a certian teammate Tobi discovers her secert? What will she do to protect herself? Please Read!maybe femdei/madara
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,852 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Deidara, Madara U.
    Neverland by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
    Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Sasori, Chiyo - Complete
    Announcement! by CreCre reviews
    Hidan has a HUGE announcement. He's in charge of the money now. -ONESHOT-NoPlot-
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
    As Long as You Need Me by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
    "Please don't ever leave me, Nii-san. I l-love you." Itachi shushed him gently, rocking him in his arms. "Don't worry, Sasuke. I'll always be here for you. I'll never stop protecting you. As long as I'm alive, I'll keep you safe. Because I'm your brother"
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Strange by Tigera Lilyfrost reviews
    What will happen when Hidan suddenly ends up in hell? Why did I write this? Why do I suddenly always get sugar highs? FIND OUT!
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
    Reasons to Join the Akatsuki by TotalTownie reviews
    -SEQUEL;CRACK;COMPLETE- Using a *non existent* fan book, we can discover the reasons why OCs join the Akatsuki! (OC/Various Akatsuki members)
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
    Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
    The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Pissing a Rainbow by mapplepie reviews
    Part 1 of PaR. In which Naruto is pissing a rainbow, Sakura is quite possibly from the future, Sasuke is a horrible actor, and Kakashi is confused and utterly ignored. Crack-fic.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
    And Then I Realised Logic by mapplepie reviews
    Sometimes, you just can't help but think: "where has all the logic gone?" And then suddenly, you just have to start ranting about it. ...or maybe we just like complaining?
    Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
    The Open Door by Wynth reviews
    My death was meant to be the night the Akatsuki stormed my house, but my mum's foolish attempt at escaping left them with me. Now, they'll let me live as long as I help them get back home, but it's hard when you hate them. Though, God loves irony. HIATUS
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,219 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Akatsuki
    Who Cares? by TotalTownie reviews
    "Tobi just wants to know why Deidara-senpai is unhappy. After all, it is his birthday-" "Huh? Tobi...You knew?" (For Dei's birthday)
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
    A House of Terror by Warrior orb5 reviews
    The Akatsuki have a new base but is it what they expect? Rated M because I wanted to be safe.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Akatsuki, Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
    Ways to Join the Akatsuki by TotalTownie reviews
    -CRACK;COMPLETE- Using a *non existent* fan book, we can explore the many different ways OCs join the Akatsuki! (OC/Various Akatsuki members)
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,453 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
    Caroling with Akatsuki by AnimeFreak4261 reviews
    Akatsuki-ninja versions of some familiar Chistmas songs... Taking suggestions/requests
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
    Dark Days by Acleuca reviews
    Zombie AU! All over the world, a virus spread. Many died off instantly, others turned into Zombies. Now, in the year 2046, we meet a group who tries to stay alive, and kill them off. Akatsuki. There will be YAOI!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Akatsuki
    Abschied by Tendo86 reviews
    Nagato bemerkt, dass Konan unglücklich ist - noch immer trauert sie um ihren Geliebten, den jungen Mann, der zu Lebzeiten den Namen Yahiko trug. Er beschließt, ihr ein besonderes Geschenk zu machen...
    Naruto - Rated: M - German - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Yahiko, Konan - Complete
    A Random Day With The Akatsuki by 19sazzy97 reviews
    Being villains and trying to take over the world every single day can be really hard work. What happens when the members of the Akatsuki finally snap from the pressure? Rated T for language.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
    Companionship in Paper by Akatsuki210 reviews
    Konan would never have guessed that she and Itachi might have anything in common, but she's about to find out differently. One shot, manga spoilers.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
    Bijuu Juubi by Yomoko reviews
    Es hätte ein ganz normaler Tag werden können doch stattdessen werden zwei Klassenkameradinnen und ich in ein Buch in die Naruto-Welt gezogen! Was will Akatsuki von mir und warum kennen mich die Bijuus? Warte... nannten sie mich gerade Juubi?
    Naruto - Rated: K - German - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
    Something's not right with the new hosts by RedSoul411 reviews
    Haruhi and her friends slowly begin to suspect the intentions on Ouran High's new Host club members, when their antics causing more mayhem than the original hosts could ever have created. Crack-fic. no pairings, rated for one member's FOUL mouth
    Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Akatsuki, Haruhi F.
    A Harmless Little Wager by Akatsuki210 reviews
    It's been years since Deidara and Itachi first fought, and Deidara wants a rematch. But what price will Itachi demand if he wins? ItaDei, manga spoilers, one-shot.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
    Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
    Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 100 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    What the heck is wrong with the Akatsuki? by TeenageNeko reviews
    The Akatsuki are acting strange, and poor Itachi isn't getting out without a mental scar. CRACK FIC SO MUCH CRACK IT'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BURN!
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
    It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
    After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5804 - Favs: 8,893 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
    Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
    On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
    Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
    Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
    SasoDei Fangs and Fur by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
    Sasori is a brown eyed vampire slaying werewolf, but what happens when a certain blue eyed Vampire slips a moon stone collar around his neck? Sasori might be stubborn, but Deidara is awfully seductive. But why does Deidara seem so familiar? Now has sequel
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    12 Demented Days of Christmas by InsaneNarutard0111 reviews
    Tobi makes up his own version of everyone's favorite/least favorite Christmas song. True, it's kinda late, but you can blame Tobi for that. No pairings, non-yaoi, no cussing, just plain weird.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
    Never Before by AnimeFreak4261 reviews
    AkatxMulan cross. Desperate for help,the Emperor sends a letter to his friend's grandson,who happens to be the leader of a certain organization.Will the soldiers crack under the intense training of Itachi,Kisame,Deidara and Sasori? Full sum inside no pair
    Crossover - Mulan & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Itachi U.
    20 Ways To Get Akatsuki To Kill You by BloddyRose13 reviews
    20 ways to piss off Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzu, Hidan, Itachi, Kisame, Pein, Konan, Zestu, and yes, even Tobi. WARNING MANY YAOI RELATED JOKES,IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOU DON'T READ! Also there will be character bashing. Discontinued to be posted on DeviantArt.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Akatsuki
    That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
    Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 138 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
    Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
    “Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
    Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
    In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
    The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
    Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
    Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
    After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
    The Birth of a Rivalry by Sarah1281 reviews
    Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
    An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
    When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
    Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
    Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 217 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Akatsuki Dreams by Kantayra reviews
    In their final moments before death, the members of Akatsuki experience one last vision of their past, their present, and what could be. This chapter: Pain.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
    Silver and Gold by Ariana Deralte reviews
    The first intervillage chuunin exam is being held. For six year old Kakashi, it's an opportunity for him to prove himself. For the future Yondaime, it's a chance to prevent a war.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,444 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
    The Devil's Angel by PureWaterLily reviews
    "Have you ever heard of the story? Of the little boy, who shot down an angel, that fell right into the hands of the devil?" Implied MadaIta and ItaSasu/SasuIta.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
    Found by kauzchen reviews
    Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
    Heart of an Artist, Hands of a Killer by Lady Hanaka reviews
    They were both searching for the same Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. She wanted love, he wanted revenge. She found him drowning in a pool of his own blood. It was at that moment that she realized their paths were the same, even if their goals were not. DeiSaku ON HIATUS
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
    Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
    Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
    About Ten by Kantayra reviews
    The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
    Akatsuki Home Cooking by dead drifter reviews
    crack!Akatsuki! Learn to cook from our beloved evil organization! Rated for sexual mentions no sexual content .
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Itachi U., Zetsu
    Espresso Expresso by GoesKaboom reviews
    Akatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETE
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
    Lucky Gai's Irish Pub by dead drifter reviews
    Akatsuki Crack! The evil organization and resident servant Tobi are invited to participate in the festivities at Konoha for St. Patrick’s Day. Featuring Kakuzu’s Pot O’ Gold, Bearded Sasori, Skittles spoofs, Zetsu’s seed and more! Rated for language.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
    Riders of the Red Dawn by dead drifter reviews
    AU. The Akatsuki are a gang of outlaws in the wild west. They end up shacking up in a dying town called El Suna, where the leader of the group, Pein, falls head over boot heels for a pretty little whore named Konan. Crack humor, romance, het, shounen ai
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
    AIM by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
    AKATSUKI I.M! Minor Shonenai...Rated for crude jokes and language.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
    Death Toll by dead drifter reviews
    What happened to Kakuzu's previous partners?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kakuzu - Complete
    Skin & Bones by kauzchen reviews
    Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
    An Akatsuki Thanksgiving by GoesKaboom reviews
    Think your house is hectic around Thanksgiving? Try spending the holiday with the Akatsuki! Oneshot.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
    A Simple Misunderstanding by Legendary Legacy reviews
    Naruto has successfully returned from retrieving Sasuke. I think you all know what happens next, right? Mockfic.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Akatsuki: Occidio, Eradico by NeverCutsTwice reviews
    Nine individual people, with separate but dangerous personalities and mental states, join together through strange means and create a criminal organization. Contains blood and gore, strong language, and drugrelated and sexual references.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,943 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
    Kein Kannibalismus Kisame by Rike-sama reviews
    Wegen einer fehlgeschlagenen Teleportationsjutsu sitzen diverse Akatsukis auf einer einsamen Insel fest. Ihre Probleme sind hauptsächlich: Nagellack, Männer in schwarzen Anzügen und schadenfrohe Möwen. Absoluter CRACK, totale OOCness. ONESHOT.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - German - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
    Masks by Akatsuki210 reviews
    Tobi may be the only Akatsuki member who wears a mask to cover his face, but all of them have masks to hide their secrets. Oneshot.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
    Shame and Fame by ckret2 reviews
    The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Torune, Itachi U. - Complete
    Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
    Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
    Gaara Discovers Valentines Day by Dilly-Oh reviews
    It's a Valentines special for the 'Gaara Discovers' fics, with Gaara looking high and low for a perfect Valentines gift for Hinata. Even with help from his friends in Konoha, will he find one time? Read and find out! Very fluffy and cute. Read and review!
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
    Brotherhood of the Red Moon by Akatsuki210 reviews
    The organization known as Akatsuki is shrouded in mystery. But behind that veil of secrets, there are nine unique individuals.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,713 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Akatsuki - Complete
    Belief by Akatsuki210 reviews
    Oneshot. Itachi never opens up to anyone. But when he does talk to one of his fellow Akatsuki members, he finds his outlook on life challenged.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
    Gaara Gets A Cold by Dilly-Oh reviews
    Gaara gets sick, and it's up to Temari and Kankuro to show him that they care. A cute, short story featuring Gaara and his siblings. Aww...Enjoy!
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
    The Way by Ariana Deralte reviews
    Hatake Kakashi never realized there would be so many obstacles on his way to graduating and becoming a ninja. Complete.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,096 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
    Petals by Yamisui reviews
    The nights are warm, and the sakura in bloom...and the spring awakens a vengeful spirit, to lay its bitter curse upon the dojo... (one-shot ghost story, originally written for a contest)
    Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
    Past meets Future by ShullieQ reviews
    Just as Sakura and Ino's fight was about to end, a strange thing happens. Several leaf-nins and the sand-nins get sent into the future and meet they're future selves. How have they changed? Why does Gaara have two village symbols? {Complete}
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,888 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Complete
    Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
    Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete