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Joined 11-14-03, id: 487253, Profile Updated: 12-11-13
Author has written 9 stories for Lord of the Rings, Tokyo Mew Mew, Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, and Chronicles of Narnia.

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Yeah, I don't write this shit anymore. Grew out of it.

I've been slowly but surely deleting stories over the years because they are terrible. I'll probably keep the more popular ones up because why not.

Anyway, if you crave my internet presence for some reason, swing by my tumblr: http://tharsei-thanate.tumblr.com/

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Lethe by Chavvah reviews
Voted Community's Choice at ZeldaLegends. Ganondorf's hand is forced: he must protect Link. But a sinister force is at work and Ganon cannot drive it away for long... CH. 10 UP!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 119,084 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Ganondorf, Link
Overcast by Pencilwalla reviews
AU. Twilight/Hellsing xover, set post-BD. Integra arrives in America after a vampire tries to kill her. Edward and Bella are enjoying their senior year when Edward meets his second 'singer'.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Integra, Edward
My Performance by The Newest Message reviews
Some psycho has a bone to pick with JD. He attacks, and Cox feels guilty. JD survives, and is abducted soon afterward for a more thorough disposal. More inside. JD/Cox, JDA, DCA, Torture
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,560 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
The Plunge by Ryo314 reviews
An accident brings Perry and JD closer...a lot closer.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,171 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Summers Versus Cullen by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
Buffy meets Edward. Nuff said. Buffy X Twilight.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Buffy S., Edward - Complete
The Concept of Comfort by Ai Tennshi reviews
What really happened between Zuko and Sokka at the Boiling Rock? Slight crack.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
About leeches and lust by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
The training facility at night can be a lonely place, especially when you are faced with the painful reminder that you are in fact not alone. Will the young Dr. Birkin find the courage to overcome his fear and confront what is causing him so much pain?
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007 - W. Birkin, J. Marcus - Complete
Windflowers by Lyxie reviews
He loved her impossibly, against all reason of rank, for he could never have her. He was a goat herder and she a Princess, and yet, he did not despair. He loved her. Zelink, Canon Oneshot, TP Spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Of Envelope Glue, Twitching, & Two Percent Chances by xxanglophilexx reviews
At 8:10 am on April 13, 1976, Sirius Black will realize that Remus Lupin fancies him. And if Remus stops twitching and remembers to breathe long enough to have a proper conversation, he may realize something, too. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Some JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Writing on the Wall by smiling inside reviews
What at first appears to be some kind of sick joke soon escalates into something much more dangerous. Can Hermione work it out before the game becomes fatal? And does she want to? Because the evidence, all points to the boy she was just learning to trust.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,954 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Quest Through Fanfiction by cheneymacphisto reviews
Link, at the whim of a magical shiny creature, is forced to journey through the numerous, challenging, and often frightening realms of fanfiction.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Link
Hot Times In Hyrule: Sex, Sex, & Kwicksand by TBoneTony reviews
Read my storys teh the best. This is an ultra cool story read now! :Read my profile for an explaination: OH YAAAH!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,369 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Link, Zelda
HP and the Scrolls of Slightly Silly Stories by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
Hogwards has faced and conquered threats of most threatening nature. Now it's time to face a new fear. Now it's time to face... something slightly silly. Current scrolls: The Chamber of Worse Secrets, House Elf Upgrade
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Communication Between Manly Men by peroxidepest17 reviews
The only things that matter to Paulie
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
The Worst Scenario Ever by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
With New York and SpiderMan at peace, Peter Parker can finally start his new life as an aspiring mural artist. But not all of his friends share the newly found happiness and a mysterious photograph threatens to shatter the spider's paradise.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006
Short Drive to Insanity by It's The Krys reviews
In order to blend in with the rest of humanity, Zim has to do what all the other children in his hi skool class have already done…get a driver's license. Too bad it doesn't go as planned.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,305 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
50 Hearts by Dragons Maiden reviews
50 RikuSora sentences, Gamma set.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
The Sky, the Land and the In Between by surestsmile reviews
It doesn't end with Kingdom Hearts. It goes on. [KHII LJ challenge, RikuSoraKairi]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Ante Mortem by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
Two people, trapped in the hell of their past. One is as good as dead, the other on the way to her demise. But what if they had met? Could two so wrong make it right for each other? [oneshot, Angela & Eddie]
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by smiling inside reviews
Tale as old as time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Resident Gameshow by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
It's horrible, terrifying, worse than the whole RE series combined. It's... a game show! [Chapter 3: The Dating Game]
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 9/2/2005
One Hundred Days by Lyxie reviews
Sir Link is the king's favorite knight. Princess Zelda is sick of suitors. What happens when Link overhears the princess striking a bargain with her father allotting her one hundred days to find a suitable husband? Why, get sucked straight into the mess!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,691 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Mountains of Joyous Syrup by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
Birkin finds a happyness and a breakfast. Romance like you've never read before... and never want to read again. one shot, done
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2006 - A. Wesker, W. Birkin - Complete
FLAME vs FULLMETAL REDUX by RealRoyMustang reviews
Edward and Roy face off again a rematch of their famous duel from Episode 13! Very minor vulgar language but story is rated M because of one nonexplicit sexual situation. Please R & R.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,150 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Truth: Smoking Causes Impotency by happyaddict reviews
Havoc gets a little lesson from Mustang as to why smoking is bad... RoyHavoc, RoyEd, yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Roy M. - Complete
The Story You Wanted To Write by Lil Irish QT reviews
One day after sellin Kid Blink and Mush come across the new girl working for Medda in an alley. IS she really who she says she is?...
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005
The Kish Mails by It's The Krys reviews
Kish attempts to sort through his inbox mess and answer his email. Parodies, spoofs, insanity, hilarity, and just plain weirdness ensues.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005
RoyEd Themed Drabbles by Dragons Maiden reviews
RoyEd Theme'd Drabbles, pwah.Discontinued until... somthing changes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,443 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Choices by smiling inside reviews
Draco thought he knew what he wanted, but when it comes down to it, will he risk everything for a life with the woman he loves or will he forsake it all for power? ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ghost of you by smiling inside reviews
What would you do if you kept seeing the ghost of someone who was not yet dead? What if that person was your worst enemy? What if you were falling in love with them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,953 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Chronicles of Condo by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
What if the impossible was made possible? What if randomness and insanity had a name? What if this name was 37B? What if... Ganondorf, Link and Zelda would share a flat?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004
Dodecahedronforce by Irken Gir reviews
“My name is Navi. I’ve come here because the Goddesses chose you to help Link. Apparently, our Hero of Time is incompetent and needs the help of a pampered sixteen-year-old girl to defeat Ganon. Again.”
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 5/19/2005
Rewriting Fate by smiling inside reviews
A tale of a girl who saw the world through dreams, a boy who's fate was changed, a battle against the inevitable and a love that would last forever ...COMPLETE...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,445 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Blue Rogue's Birthday Bash Gone Bad by piKnic reviews
Aika is turning 18, and can't wait to get presents from all the crew and their friends! But... what is this crap! (started on my own 21st birthday, hurrah!)
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/2005
Cead Mile Failte by Lil Irish QT reviews
[one-shot] this is a St. Patrick's Day fic....it's kinda short but i had nthing better to do...please read and review!
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Complete
That Night by Bandit-Queen reviews
What was happening to Sirius as Lily and James Potter died? What was going on in his mind... A nightmare that he won't wake up from... (one shot yet again) (R&R...)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Seven Days of Valentine's by It's The Krys reviews
There's only a few more days until Ichigo's favorite holiday, but a certain amorous alien might just ruin it for her! What's our favorite cat-eared supergirl to do? KishIchigo
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,740 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
A Darkening by Choco reviews
Hyrule Castle has many traps waiting for the unwary. An attempt at horror.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Nabooru - Complete
Paradise Lost by Choco reviews
Link learns that 'fate goes as fate must.' An alternate ending to OoT with a tiny touch of Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Or Something by Mondie reviews
The cab driver turned his head quickly. “You have to say goodbye to a girl or something?” he asked, suddenly sympathetic. The passenger ducked his head. “Or something,” he agreed. (Slash)
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005
Midnight Invasion Y9 by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
A quite short, quite random story about the horrors a princess has to endure once the Hylian clock strikes midnight... [done!]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Hogwart's Lost Diaries by Miss Cassi reviews
This is exactly why a 13 year old me should not be given a computer, or more importantly an internet connection to the outside world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,761 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 2/2/2004
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Horror of 5 Min, Unoriginal Zelda Romance Fics by Candy reviews
Are you sick of all the 5 minute crap cluttering up this section? Well so am I, and this story is a wonderful example! Cringe @ the OOC acts, shake your head at the grammar mistakes, gag at the lack of originality... THIS is what FF.net could be filled wi
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2001 - Published: 6/21/2001
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Pass the Muffins reviews
All Zelda wanted one morning was a cinnamon muffin. Warning, this fic contains muffins, idiocy, and flamethrowers. You have been warned.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Zelda
The Chronicles of Crack fic reviews
Various Narnia crack pairings written for the lulz. Because life without crack!fic is not worth living.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008
Loss of Freedom Poker Edition reviews
One day, Kish loses his freedom to Masaya in a game of poker. This is NOT for Masaya fans. -COMPLETE-
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Potions Class Mayhem reviews
Harry accidentally turns Malfoy's potion into a love potion. SLASH! R&R, please. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Under the Influence reviews
ROYED drabbles centered around Roy and Ed learning about their pairing on the internet and all the weirdness and randomness that ensues. -ABANDONED-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
The MarySue Chronicles: HP reviews
Mary, sister of Sue, invades the HP fandom to have hawt secks with whomever she can seduce, but it all goes terribly wrong. Oneshot, R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Hot Green and Sexy, What More Do You Need? reviews
It's Valentine's Day in Hyrule! And what's this? Ganondorf is getting all the Valentines and Link isn't? Not even from Zelda? What's going on? Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
The Power of Mew! reviews
A lovely fic about the lives of the TMM characters! Randomness galore! Warning: Masaya bashing. -ABANDONED-
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005
The Lord of the Rings reviews
A LotR poem that can be sung to the tune of My Favorite Things, just because.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Complete