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Author has written 33 stories for Silmarillion, Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, Star Wars, Phantom of the Opera, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, and Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series.

Welcome all! My name is Chica! Step in and play in your familiar, beloved worlds, exploring and discovering things you've never thought of before. I dole out hidden epic fails, epilogues, hilarity, April Fool's Day, reflections, and comfort for all at the end of everything, even if in the afterlife. (Yes, I intend to bring Maglor home a thousand times over, and Daeron, Mithrellas, and Nimrodel too!) So step in and don't let your feet touch the ground of reality for a while!

Ever since a fateful day in January 2009 when I read my first Phantom of the Opera fanfic, I have left reviews as 5SecstoThrowItFB (meaning that all Frodo had to do was resist for just 5 more seconds!!!), NeosNameIsASpoiler (Neo is one of six anagrams of "One"), AniisaProcrastinator (indicating Anakin Skywalker did bring balance to the Force but just took a detour and destroyed the galaxy first), and probably other usernames indicating various ridiculous things about books and movies.

I am a proud Christian (and reading the Silmarillion with its epic Valarin fails made me realize just how amazing God is because he actually always knows what he's doing)! Message me if you have any questions or want to talk!

I'm tired of the rest of this profile.

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Drabbles for Tolkien Weekly by Ysilme reviews
My entries for tolkien weekly, a prompt-based drabble community on livejournal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2018 - Published: 3/19/2013
The Gallifreyan Academy of Fanfiction Academia by Ashton Redde reviews
"Welcome to GAFA, hope you don't get too psychologically traumatized during your stay." Where idiotic Whovians and Time Lord Lusters learn what happens when they upload crap fanfic. Mary Sues will be tortured, the Grammar Zone will be ruthless, and Canon will have its sweet, fish-fingers and custard flavored vengeance... or will they? A parody inspired by Miss Camilla Sandman.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,997 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 1/11/2016
Chell's second playthrough by The.Pie.Is.A.Lie.Writing reviews
Chell wakes up. The same grey room. The same puzzles. Something isn't right. Everything that is happening to her, it had happened before. Was it time travel? Were her memories of the happening events just her imagination? Whatever it was, she somehow knew, she just knew, that she had to prevent the core transfer. But how do you change your story that's already been made for you?
Portal - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,392 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 7/18/2016 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Epistolary: The 50 Years Before We Were Born by Maribor reviews
In 1942 Manhattan, Amy contacts Edwin Bracewell & begins a friendship that will last half a century. Through correspondence & journals spanning 50 years she & Rory leave a chronicle of their lives and a legacy for the Doctor to remember them by. Post The Angels Take Manhattan.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 268 - Words: 339,859 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/11/2017 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
Attachment by oparu-inactive reviews
Even though she tries, Leia can't stop working, even with their baby due any day, no matter what Han does, everyone wants something from her, so they leave for Takodana. Baby Ben's born a few days later, with a chorus of loving Force Ghosts, the last Jedi Knight, a Wookie warrior and his parents there to meet him.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,948 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 2/2/2016 - [Leia O., Han S.] Luke S. - Complete
The Accounting by Elwen Of The Hidden Valley reviews
We must never forget the little men. The ones that keep the world ticking over.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2016
Gurthang's Intervention by Thalion Estel reviews
Túrin has had enough. All he wants now is to end his miserable life, but his less-than-trusty sword may not be as cooperative as Túrin had assumed it would be. An AU one-shot crackfic.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Mablung, Túrin - Complete
A Practical Guide for the Courtship of Elves, by Beren son of Barahir by Nerdy Nell reviews
Beren finds himself volunteered to share seasoned advice on "successfully" navigating the world of elvish-mortal relationships (if he can manage not to be interrupted).
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,155 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Beren, Lúthien T. - Complete
Premature Rebellion by Sarah1281 reviews
Balon rebels before Theon can leave for Pyke and Robb's bannermen expect blood. It's not going to happen but he figures it's only polite to hear them out. Theon/Robb. Some elements of crack.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Robb S., Theon G., Roose B. - Complete
Admirable by AzureSkye23 reviews
Sauron is trying to read the Red Book...but can't make it past that one sentence. Set in the same universe as my story Fallen, but can stand alone. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Sauron - Complete
The Art of Negotiation by Sarah1281 reviews
Robb hadn't seemed pleased that two wards, two marriages, and a squire were the price of a simple river crossing. Catelyn hadn't quite known how to tell him that they had gotten off easy given the demands that Walder Frey had started with.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Catelyn T., Walder F. - Complete
Shadow Child by StarSpray reviews
Featuring Lúthien, her power, and her choices.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Beren, Lúthien T., Melian, Morgoth - Complete
Dishes of Doom by Thalion Estel reviews
Thalion Estel can't seem to get her family to rinse and load their dishes after a meal. It takes an unexpected visit from one of the Valar to keep the counter clear of dirty dishes.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Complete
House Targaryen by Khaleesi Khupcakes reviews
Modern AU. The majority of characters are living in one apartment building in Toronto. Please try to enjoy this, I'm new to the fandom. And there will be more chapters.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,537 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013
The Doctor Came to Stay by Dobby's Socks reviews
What exactly did the Doctor get up to during that time he lived with the Ponds in "The Power of Three"? Suggestions welcome! Amy/Rory, Doctor/River
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,374 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] 11th Doctor
Fifty Shades of Green by Lasgalendil reviews
Exactly what it sounds like! All the ships, slash and smut you could ever want. Get ready for Legolas x EVERYONE! The most epic Legomance ever attempted!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Legolas - Complete
51 Signs That You're A Whovian by Theatress reviews
how many do you do? Comment with your answer!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Complete
My Understanding of the Silmarillion by RegardlessofThought reviews
I decided to write a silly version of the Silmarillion to help me to better understand what the heck happens in this book. As I wrote, I did not take it seriously at all. I may add more chapters as I reread the Silmarillion. Rated T for my liberal use of language.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 5/12/2013
Here it Stands? by RosaLui reviews
Anna's been gone for two days. Elsa is... drunk?
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Duke of Weselton - Complete
Involuntary Admission by Quantumphysica reviews
Ages and ages of worrying visions, nagging fëar, and being hated/feared by every living creature have left their trace on Námo... No wonder thus that at long last he starts to behave a little... erratic. When even his wife Vairë gets concerned, the Valar decide to drastic measures... (Features all the Valar and guest appearances of certain kinslaying Noldor)
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,062 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Námo, Irmo - Complete
Hardier by Mooselk reviews
Elrond settles a dispute.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Elrond, Isildur, Oropher, Gil-Galad - Complete
Terms of Endearment by bittie752 reviews
The Doctor and Rose are newly reunited and the Doctor is determined to find the perfect nickname for Rose, fluff ensues. Set after An Unexpected Family.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/18/2013 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Untold Tales by It goes on reviews
The missing scenes from the Fellowship's meeting in Rivendell to their arrival at the Mines of Moria. They had to bond somehow, right?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013
Joy Like Swords by dreamflower02 reviews
A moment Merry will keep in his memory forever. NEW! (Written for the Juloy 2013 Fixed-Length-Ficlet Challenge: Time in a Bottle) One-shot FLF, written to be exactly 261 words by MS Word.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
Understanding by Quantumphysica reviews
Melkor and Manwë, and Arda after Dagor Dagorath. A little oneshot with a bittersweet ending...
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Manwë, Morgoth - Complete
Sam the Turtle Goes to Mordor by dreamflower02 reviews
Little Robin Gamgee, Sam's next to youngest child, has a gift for his Sam-dad. (Written in February 2011-inspired by a dream.) One-shot, book-verse; posted this week in honor of Father's Day.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Samwise G., Hobbit - Complete
The Horror of the Dark by Rilwen-Shadowflame reviews
"Finwë has known shadow in his life." High King Finwë of the Noldor faces down the darkness approaching Formenos. "[...]for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark." - Silmarillion
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Finwë - Complete
New Beginnings by daTomoT reviews
This is a continuation of Chell's story after she leaves Aperture Facilities, as I couldn't leave it where VALVe left it. That's where I pick up off. May be spoilers to Portal / 2 storylines.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,463 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Chell, Weighted Companion Cube
Come And Knock On Our Door by Maribor reviews
Amy and Rory have a proposition for the Doctor because sexual tension can only last for so long before you've got to bloody do something about it! Lemony. Unabashedly slashy come Chapter 2 and from then on, so saddle up for that...If you don't enjoy the idea of Rory & the Doctor doing the old sonic-screw, you might want to move on. 11/Amy, 11/Rory, Rory/Amy & Rory/11/Amy
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,398 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Secret Santa with the Starks by leapylion3 reviews
Based on the prompt "Secret Santa time! Who has to get presents for whom? Who buys something at the last minute? Who goes way over the price limit? Who gets everyone novelty sex toys? Who puts way too much effort into getting the perfect present? Who gives a present that is a secret anguished declaration of love?" over at asoiafkinkmeme on livejournal.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Gendry, Arya S. - Complete
20 Things You're Not Allowed To Do In The Arena by Spaidel reviews
Ahmed Adoodie and Joy Kil found a list of '20 Things You're Not Allowed To Do In The Arena'. And, of course, they decided to do everything written on that list.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Other tributes
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Doctor at Aperture by PromisedAngel reviews
The 10th Doctor and Martha land in a strange place, in the middle of testing! GLaDOS takes it upon herself to remove them from the test and examine the Doctor closely, for science. contest inside
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - 10th Doctor
Daybreak in Valinor by Erwen Brogiel reviews
Everyone's favourite Noldorin psycho finds out that he is a character in a story, escapes from Mandos and sets out to rebel against the author.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,022 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Fëanor - Complete
Cycle by did-you-reboot reviews
When the Earth begins to rebuild itself following the Combine takeover, one Aperture Science inexplicably returns to public view headed by a certain lunatic. Sort of an alternate Resolution sequel. Slightly cracky.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Waiting by AzureSkye23 reviews
A father waits for his son to arrive in the West. A drabble.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Elrond, Eärendil - Complete
The Metal Postman by WhooligAni reviews
Amy and Rory are settling into their new lives when they get an unusual message from an unusual source.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Silver Glass by Eledhwen reviews
A sequel to Through the Rain Curtain. The Tenth Doctor returns to Gondor, some years after his first visit. Set in about FA60, and just after Planet of the Dead.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2011 - 10th Doctor, Aragorn - Complete
Lost Leaves of Autumn by oparu-inactive reviews
AU. Catelyn believes Tyrion when he promises he did not order Bran's death. As they head to King's Landing together to make peace with the Lannisters, she realises she carries another Stark in her womb.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Catelyn S., Eddard S. - Complete
AFTER by RipredtheGnawer reviews
A reunion drabble .
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Neo, Trinity - Complete
Dalek in a Box by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Will there be peace on Earth and good will towards men this Christmas? Not if the Daleks can help it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - 10th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
If MiddleEarth Entered the 21st Century by Vilinye reviews
While the Lord of the Rings may be a timeless tale, some people may find it too archaic for their tastes. A series of drabbles about what a 'modern' Middle-Earth might look like.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Aragorn, Gandalf - Complete
The Silmarillion Gospel by Araloth the Random reviews
*Third Place MEFA 2010!* What happens when a group of clueless fangirls try to "translate" the Silmarillion into Biblical English? Utter chaos, of course!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009
Old Kingdom Chatroom by Sanaryelle reviews
Written for The Shoppe forum's OKT Rarefics Challenge. Sam and Nick experiment with Charter magic, and invent a chatroom. Mayhem ensues.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
My Heart Lies Where My Eyes Alight by Virodeil reviews
In nearly every home, its dwellers have rooms, items or nooks special for themselves. It is no different even with the greatest of the Valar, Manwë and Varda. These are five features of their home most beloved by the couple with their various reasons.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Manwë, Varda - Complete
What Becomes of Snow? by RadcliffePotter reviews
Gandalf has a talk with a restless Pippin in the Mines of Moria, while Aragorn deals with a recalcitrant Frodo. And during their talk Gandalf receives unexpected wisdom from Pippin. Originally written for LJ LOTRs September Young/Old challenge. Please R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Gandalf, Peregrin T. - Complete
Meet the Feanorians by Faerlan reviews
Feanor and his dysfunctional brood crash Turgon's wedding, and when a certain hated Vala drops by uninvited, the fun really begins! Rated for some language, innuendo and drunken elf behavior. Ch.3 now up.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005
The Slash Fairy Cometh by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Theoden and Denethor hunt the Slash Fairy after she makes them... do things. WARNING: non-explicit slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
The Adventures of Sister Mary Susan, SJ by Deborah Judge reviews
A slashwriting Jesuit goes to Beleriand. Silmarillion-based. Parody, not intended to offend.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Complete
Belts of Silver, Leaves of Gold by shirebound reviews
When Merry and Pippin were taken by the Orcs, their packs and gear were left behind at Parth Galen. A few years later a box arrives for them from Gondor, full of bittersweet memories. NO slash, sex, profanity, or violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2002 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
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Sabriel, Lirael, Ellimere, and a Really Bad Pun reviews
The Old Kingdom is hosting a costume ball, and Sabriel and her friends make a costume based on certain events that somehow totally also happened in Ancelstierre. Couldn't think of a good summary to write for this one, which is unusual for me, but I promise you the thing's hilarious.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2016 - Sabriel, Ellimere, Lirael, Sanar - Complete
An Ad in the Daily Mail, January 21, 1941 reviews
When the joy abates, Nancy and her children become entrepreneurs! (An attempt to tie up two particular loose ends.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2015
The Best 5-Word Fic Ever reviews
The text of a brief, anonymous letter (for top-secret-ness- which is actually the most realistic way it would be sent) sealed with the Frey sigil received at the Red Keep a few days after the nuptials of Edmure Tully and Roslin Frey. (Or: Tywin Lannister would do anything for control of Westeros, but Walder Frey needs persuading to go along with risking his neck.)
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/7/2015
Tyelpë's Lesson reviews
Celebrimbor's first yearly examination with Aulë. Six month late fic exchange with kim onka!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Aulë, Celebrimbor, Curufin, Sauron
The Name of the Doctor reviews
It's really quite obvious- what is the other great unknowable mystery of our time? Drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Daleks
The Importance of Rhyme reviews
A "gift" for AO3 writer nanjcsy. Ramsay puts Theon through unspeakable tortures in a brilliantly-crafted plan to create a slave loyal to him forevermore- that is, brilliantly crafted until the final, and most crucial, step. Thank you, Internet, for the inspiration! (If anyone's seen "Melania burn candle in the North tower" sign - it appears I was prophetic!)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Theon G., Ramsay B., Yara G. - Complete
It Seemed Like a Good Idea reviews
One of Mandos's Maiar, concerned for Hurin, decides to take matters into her own hands... but ends up making things much, much worse. This is a crossover with Game of Thrones (no spoilers, though- only vague implications), but there are so few stories in that crossover archive and I wanted people to actually read this.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Húrin, Námo - Complete
Little Lotte reviews
Christine, singing a duet with her Angel, her Phantom, her enemy. My first phic (not my first fic though, just to clarify)!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Erik, Christine, Raoul
Fëanáro's Epic Fail: Loopholes reviews
For an unbreakable Oath that called on the three most sacred names in Eä, the greatest of the Noldor really didn't put much thought into it... And now Mandos has terrible grammar, AND Feanor made the classic loophole mistake!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Fëanor, Morgoth, Námo - Complete
Vardamír reviews
Elros, first King of Westernesse and completion of the story of his sires. My first three-sentence fic!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Elros
The Woes of the Messenger reviews
A prince has a desperate message to deliver, but his emotional trauma prevents him from doing so effectively, which would have been perfectly understandable had he garbled the message in any other way...
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Manwë, Ñoldor, OC, Teleri - Complete
Marrer of Arda reviews
Tulkas is searching for Melkor after his deceit is revealed, and does catch the Marrer of Arda... sort of.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Morgoth, Tulkas - Complete
The Writer of the Story reviews
Olórin sees the torches of Tirion in the flames of the Sammath Naur. He is pleasantly surprised. Or: In Which The Seemingly Anticlimactic Ending of ROTK is Explained.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Gollum, Morgoth
Putting it Off reviews
Obi-Wan has a very bad habit (one he shares with me at this moment, incidentally, but fanfiction writing is a much better use of my time than essay writing, don't you think)? Drabble and a half.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
The Slash Fairy Cometh Again! reviews
A sequel to Cyberwulf's "The Slash Fairy Cometh" from the LOTR archive. The Slash Fairy is not satisfied with achieving total dominion over Middle-earth- she wants dominion over all Eä! Triple drabble, approximately. No graphic smut. If you hate slash, READ IT! If you love slash, READ IT!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Manwë, Morgoth, Varda, OC - Complete
With Smiling Face and Evil in His Heart reviews
Manwë forgives Melkor with open arms, and Ulmo cannot bear it. Triple drabble (tried to make it as short as I could- apparently this is the best I can do!) Title is from a passage about Maeglin after betraying Gondolin.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Manwë, Morgoth, Ulmo - Complete
Santa's Fëanorian Elves reviews
Mandos comes up with an interesting probation for the Fëanorians... part of 12 Days of Christmas. Google "Whomp It" to find out what it is. (For the record, Santa exists in an alternate universe.)
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Amras, Celebrimbor, Fëanor, Námo - Complete
Bilbo's Gift List reviews
As Bilbo's last Yule in Middle-earth approaches, he wants to give everyone the best gift ever... but old and senile Hobbits with Ring-fried brains aren't too good at gift-giving... Part 7 in 12 Days of Christmas Tolkien fic series. Oh yeah, message me if you think I should do anyone else (to whom Bilbo would plausibly send a gift)!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Bilbo B., Gandalf, Aragorn, Elrond
The Goblins' Christmas Feast reviews
When Thorin and Company are captured in Goblin-town, much strangeness occurs... Part 6 of the 12 Days of Christmas Tolkien fic series; next up in Lord of the Rings!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., The Goblin King - Complete
The Salute reviews
At Cormallen, the Army of the West shows not only honor to the Ring-bearers, but solidarity, in a way that speaks louder than words.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Aragorn - Complete
Sam's Yule Gift reviews
One Yuletide Eve, Sam is pacing restlessly, worried for his Rosie and missing Frodo... part 5 of the 12 Days of Christmas Tolkien series (details inside)! Next one up: THE HOBBIT! I forgot to put this in the story, so, toolazytologin (All I Want for Yuletide): I agree with you, but log in so I can talk to you! LAZY! LAZY! LAZY! ;)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Rosie C. - Complete
The 12 Days of Christmas, First Age Version! reviews
Written for the 12 Days of Christmas (leading up to Christmas because of my schedule)- I'M ALL CAUGHT UP AFTER SKIPPING SATURDAY, GUYS! Next up is a fic in LOTR (unless I put in too many Silm references)- and it will NOT BE A SONGFIC! I finally have time to write more!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Durin, Fëanor, Fingon, Túrin - Complete
My Revenge on the Internet, or, Fëanor Learns the Spirit of Christmas reviews
Written for 12 Days of Christmas, after I wrote a brilliant piece that got deleted twice and needed to vent my anger, so I called Fëanor to help! (But it's still Christmas-themed, I swear!) Next fic up in either Silmarillion or LOTR!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Fëanor, OC - Complete
The 12 Days of Christmas, Middle-earth version! reviews
Second in the 12 Days of Christmas series (should have been up yesterday!), preceded by "All I Want for Yuletide" in the Silmarillion fandom. Next up (also today so I catch up- hopefully) will be in the Silmarillion- the Elves get their turn to get gifts for 12 days!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Gandalf, Peregrin T., Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
All I Want for Yuletide reviews
Fëanor will tell you his greatest Yuletide wish- in song, for the Greatest of the Noldor is skilled at everything! Written for my 12 Days of Christmas- 12 days leading up to Christmas, because I'll be busy during Christmas! Update: Forgot to add Quantumphysica wrote the middle verse with the head on a spit! Next up in LOTR fandom!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Fëanor, Míriel
The Most Important Lessons reviews
Eldarion is immature, but Aragorn has learned the lessons of the Age well, and he loves his family dearly. And Faramir is justified at last. Written for Autumn Intervention
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Complete
Here We Go Again! reviews
Gandalf has been striving against the forces of Darkness and the fell fruits of Fëanor and his grandson for three Ages, and, his task done, he is about to go home...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Gandalf, Peregrin T., Aragorn
What's in a Name? reviews
After Frodo tells the full tale of the events on Mount Doom, Pippin has some words for him... My first fanfic in the LOTR category! Happy Hobbit Day to all the free peoples of (Middle) Earth!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
The Quest for the Birthday Present reviews
On the Blessed Isle, Gandalf decides that he's sick of being the only one giving Bilbo and Frodo presents on their birthday as opposed to his- so he, a Maia created before time, decides to figure out when his birthday is! Featuring all fourteen Valar, devotees of shiny things, and contention over the ownership of Shadowfax. K for Fëanor in later chapters.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013
Terrible Teen Paranormal Romance Story: Featuring THAT ONE reviews
Fresh (with some modification) from the Terrible Teen Paranormal Romance Story Generator! Featuring the most fitting character I could think of...
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Complete
Sundered Beyond the World's Ending? reviews
Written in a fit of annoyance at all the angsty Elrond parting fics and at the whole concept that Elves and Men will never meet again. There is one enormous logic problem with this (again- see my Fëanor fic)... I MANAGED TO WRITE SHORT ENOUGH FOR A DRABBLE! (ish)
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Elrond - Complete
Under the Seagull's Wings reviews
On the shores of Aman, a long-awaited reunion occurs and the abandoned son and heartbroken father finally gets the one kind of love he has never had.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Eärendil, Elrond, Elwing
My Mother's City reviews
"My mother's city," she called it when she had to speak of it. Though it had been Ages, she could not speak its name.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Complete