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Joined 07-12-13, id: 4875471, Profile Updated: 09-15-13
Author has written 5 stories for Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club, Dynasty Warriors, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.

STATUS: School is starting soon, so... I might be really busy :'D Still somewhat active, though!

FANFICTION HALL OF FAME: These are some of my absolute favourite tales of all times that I have had the luck to find upon my many searches through this website. These are seriously the creme de la creme, so to speak. Definitely worth the read.

Secession, by Red River - Zhou Yu x Sun Ce, Dynasty Warriors: I think this is by far one of the best pieces on this site. Probably one of my favourite works of literature of all times, and definitely better than many published books I've read.

Not Bad At All, by Xian Ke - Gan Ning x Ling Tong, Dynasty Warriors: Another amazing find with another lovely pairing. I enjoyed reading every sentence of this fic, and I'm sure any GNxLT fan will fall in love.



- Shallow Diving (A Free! fanfiction, since I need more MakoHaru! . w . They're adorable together!): Chapter 6 might take a while to get up... Hopefully before the end of September ; w ;

- Mail Time with Zhou Yu (A Dynasty Warriors fanfiction, ...I don't even know, but it's fun to write): Updates will be sporadic and full of crack! xD This is the comic relief fic, in the midst of all the fluff and angst and other stuff.

- Dive! (A Free! SYOC fanfiction): I'll try to keep the updates to once every two weeks at the latest! C: I'm kind of busy though, so I hope you guys understand :'D

- From the Sky (A SNK self-insert fanfiction): Sporadic updates, because I was bored and it's for the lulz xD


- Smile (DW, Zhou Yu xSun Ce): Posted! Rewind... pah, too much work. This is stand alone.

- Rock Candy (DW, Zhao Yun x Jiang Wei): I'm preeeetty sure this violates FF rules, so oopsies, bai bai story . 3 .


- The Art of Flirting (Free! Rei x Nagisa): 'Twill be a fun little oneshot. xD The idea's been floating around for quite a while now, but I haven't sat down and typed it up yet.

My profile picture is not mine, it belongs to it's respective, lovely owner ; 3 ;

Hello there, lovely readers who just so happened to stumble across my humble profile. I'm not actually new to this site. I've had an old account that's floating around now, and I want to start fresh, mainly because I just wasn't really happy with what I had gotten myself into in the past (and a friend at school was stalking me, so). Also, the stuff I post here is a tad more embarrassing and, I'll be frank... If anyone I knew in person saw this I'd flip. I'm a closet yaoi pervert.

But no matter.

Name: Kaithau, a.k.a Kai. At least this is what I go by. :D

Gender: Female. I know I have a strange name for a female, hushies about it. I personally think it's kind of cool.

Age: Between 10 and 100. Guess away. If you get it right the first guess, I will actually write you a short oneshot of your choice, since there hasn't been a single person yet who has correctly guessed my age... Unless you saw it in the one place I posted it, eheh.

Preferred genres: Humour, angt/hurt and comfort, drama, adventure, action, romance (I'm picky about this, though)

Haha, just kidding. All I write is romance. "OTL

Some random info about me

Favourite Colours: Blue and red are lovely. White, silver and gold, too. White doesn't count as a colour though, does it...

Favourite Foods: MEAT BUNS. I've got Asian parents and they make 'em all the time. De-li-cious. Nian gao, zhong zi (oooh Chinese food) and udon are all lovely as well. I love shaved ice. It's the best dessert ever. And ice caps. Aaah.

Favourite Characters:


Edward Elric, Alphonese Elric, Roy Mustand, Ling, Riza Hawkeye

Naruto, Neji, Shikamaru

Makoto Tachibana

Lu Xun, Sun Ce, Zhou Yu, Zhao Yun, Ma Dai, Zhang He, Ling Tong, Gan Ning, Taishi Ci, Zhuge Liang, Jiang Wei, Zhang Fei (he's cute shaddap), Sima Yi, Sima Shi, Xiahou Ba, Zhong Hui, Lu Su, Sun Jian, and I just love Wu okay

Toshiro Hitsugaya, Jushiro Ukitake, Rukia Kuchiki, Izuru Kira, Shuhei Hisagi


Alibaba, Jafar

Ellie and Joel. The both of them. ; w ;

Sharla, Reyn, Riki

Stahl, Gaius, Soren, Oscar, Wil, Raven, Lucius (eheh), Erk, Rolf, Rhys, Boyd, Nephenee... There are tons more.

Syrenne, Yurick, Lowell, Mirania

Phi, Dio the Douchebag, K, Tenmyouji, Quark, Luna

Marth, Ike, Meta Knight (yep, so original)

RENO. Just... RENO. Lighting, Sahz, Kite

Armin, Sasha, Eren, Levi, Jean, Marco, pretty much everyone

And around 500 more.

Favourite Pairings:

Dynasty Warriors, go ahead. :D

Sun Ce x Zhou Yu* I don't even- I LOVE THEM

Ling Tong x Gan Ning*

Zhuge Liang x Huang Yueying*

Zhong Hui x Jiang Wei*

Zhao Yun x Jiang Wei*

Lu Xun x Lu Meng* (Only if Lu Xun is over 18 otz)

Sima Yi x Zhang He*

Sun Quan x Zhou Tai*

Sima Shi x Meat Buns*

Sima Zhao x Wang Yuanji*

Guan Ping x Xing Cai*

Cao Cao x Xiahou Dun*

Cao Pi x Sima Yi*

Guan Xing x Zhang Bao*

Xu Shu x Guo Jia*

...*Lu Meng x Zhou Yu* I know this seems really strange, and of course Sun Ce and Zhou Yu is way higher up, but in the drama, Lu Meng's loyalty is so freggin strong and shit that these two... Muh. I mean, he even passed away in ZY's name, sort of kind of. I'm not gonna try spoiling too much. :'D

Ma Dai x Wei Yan*

Uh... Um. ...I don't have many other pairings, oops. Here, just have the rest:

Syrenne x Lowell

Sharla x Reyn

Ethan Mars x Madison Paige

MakoHaru - I bet this was a huge surprise.


Favourite Songs:

Running Up That Hill - Placebo

Pretty much all of the DW image songs, but namely Awakening Wolong - Zhuge Liang, Blaze of Mind - Lu Xun, Heaven's Will - Sima Shi

Bad Blood - Bastille

Numb - Linkin Park

Perfect - Pink

Everybody's Fool - Evanescence

ANYTHING SUNG BY SID, namely VIP, Rain, Natsukoi and Uso

FLUMPOOL, namely Over the Rain and Answer

Tada Arigatou - Monkey Majick

Radioactive - Imagine Dragons

Yume No Hana - Lu Xun's VA (Kenji something, amirite?)

And more, but again, too bleh to list them all xD

Favourite Video Games:

Dynasty Warriors (series): Well, come on. What were you expecting when the majority of the fics I write are DW related? I myself am actually half-Chinese and half-Japanese (though my Chinese is waaaaaay better than my Japanese), and I've been watching the Three Kingdoms 2010 Drama. It's really well acted, and it's kind of cool seeing what the DW characters would look like if they were more realistic. But dammit Lu Xun and Sima Yi are much, much prettier in the game xD Sun Quan's prettier in the drama (before he gets his stupid 'stache, that is)

Fire Emblem (series): I probably won't be writing any fanfiction for this, but I do love strategy games This was one of the biggest fandoms I was a part of, and it's important to me. I've been playing FE since I was... 11 years old? First game was Path of Radiance and man did I spam the living shit out of Titania. I had no idea what prepromotes were. *crawls into noob corner*

The Last Story: A beautiful, beautiful JRPG with an amazing soundtrack. The art style is so much grungier than what you'd normally see in a Japanese title but it's absolutely stunning. The characters were really the selling point of the game and man did I fall in love with their personalities and their designs. Especially Syrenne. She's absolutely amazing. This made me cry at the 'ending', and I challenged myself to watch it a few times on Youtubr. 16 times later, still bawling my eyes out.

Xenoblade Chronicles: Another amazing JRPG, and insanely open world. The design is colourful, vibrant and stunning as hell, I was amazed at the sheer grandeur of it all. Plop in loveable and memorable characters (SHARLAAAAA), along with a rather impressive plot and addicting gameplay, this is definitely my favourite JRPG of all times (The Last Story is a close second). I'm so pumped to see the new game, 'X', which I'm suspecting will be lined to XB in 2014!

Super Smash Bros. (series): ...Come on, what do I have to say other than this introduced me to FE?

Final Fantasy VII, XIII and XII: Who doesn't love 7? I mean, having Reno in it was already a selling point for me. Damn I love that redhead. XIII was actually the first JRPG I have ever played (yep) and it holds a special place in my heart, even though it definitely wasn't the strongest in the franchise, and XII... had a certain charm to it, even though the main character confused me gender-wise for half of the game.

Heavy Rain: One of the best plots in any game, with one of the most touching storylines ever. Based off the question 'How far would you go to save someone you loved?' Oh my gosh if you haven't played this gem, I recommend you go do it soon. This game... There are no words to describe how amazing it was. The characters, the emotion, the plot, the design, everything was absolutely flawless to me.

Virtue's Last Reward: Sequel to 999, and with one of the deepest and most complex storylines in gaming history. It will serve to confuse the shit out of you, and the whole game is basically one enormous mindf*ck. An emotional one, too boot. Quark and Tenmyouji... And of course, the characters were all unique and full of personality, but it was twisted, with the whole ally and betray, Prisonner's Dilemma situation Sigma was thrust into.

Journey: ...Just play it.

The Last of Us: ...Just play it. Ohmygod. Ellie. Joel.

There are many, many more.

Favourite Anime/Manga/Cartoons/TV Shows:

Fullmetal Alchemist: Do I really need to elaborate? The plot was touching, the characters were all loveable and you could connect with some of them (Ed in my case - I have a younger brother who is suffering from something), and the story really hit home. It's a remarkable tale about brotherly love, and I cried many, many manly tears over it. Probably my favourite anime of all time.

Naruto: Okaaay, I'll admit, I was just watching Naruto for Neji, at the beginning when I first began watching the series (2010, I think). I loved Neji. I dunno why, but he was 'omfg so hot'. I left it to collect dust for a year until I heard about this movie, 'Road to Ninja'. For kicks, I decided to watch it, and found myself crying 3 times during it. Why? I finally realized how much I actually liked NARUTO, the character, an how strong he is. Goddammit, he gets shit from everyone around him, his parents passed away, and he still keeps a smile on his face a super cheerful disposition. I admire him, really.

Bleach: First anime ever. I hold it very dear to me, especially for the cast of characters. I loved Toshiro, but... I haven't gotten back to it with a more mature mindset, so that might change. Honestly, I loved the art style, the action, and just everything about the show. I stopped watching when I got busy at around episode 330-ish, and I someday wanna go back and finish it.

Free!: Well, shirtless guys, swimsuits, water, implied yaoi, and MakoHaru.

Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin: I've recently gotten into watching this show thanks to a friend, and I can honestly say I didn't like the art style at first (kill me), but honestly, it's actually absolutely beautiful, and the music and the plot and the characters... It's a great way to balance out Free!'s more light-hearted feel, since this deals with serious topics. I love this anime to death.

Magi: I've watched up till... episode 13? I've been caught up with DW but from what I've seen so far it's an amazing show. I'll definitely be continuing with it.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Yes, I'm a pegasister. WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

There are more, trust me. Too tired to type them all out.

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What Makes Life Exceptional by Risus-Gaudi reviews
An Academy that's under the original name of "Dynasty Academy", has been split in four; Wu, Wei, Jin, and Shu. With their differences placed in the hands of the students, love finds its way around all the histories and differences in their Academies and true love sparks. Will the Principals be willing to make these students the exception and allow their buildings to reunite? YAOI!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 171,116 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Cao Pi, Lu Xun, Zhong Hui, Guan Yinping
Silver no Udedokei by Huniikubo reviews
Five girls who spent most of their lives together grew apart during junior high. By chance, they all end up attending Iwatobi high school and try to rekindle their friendship once again. But, things aren't that easy. And, it doesn't help if you have some blonde kid breathing down your neck about joining a swim team. (Don't read if you don't like OCs)
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,971 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T., Nagisa H., Rei R.
There's A First For Everything by Ai Enmaxjigoku shoujo reviews
Just a collection of prompts I have filled on my tumblr and fills I've filled for the SnK kink meme all in one neat package. Jean/Armin. NSFW.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,152 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Armin A., Jean K.
How The Monster Fell In Love With The Flea by Kohei Takano reviews
Izaya always had a mask up to the outer world. Nothing could break it, not even immense physical pain. But what happens when this mask finally cracks under emotional pain and Shizuo Heiwajima is the only one around to take care of him? What if, with the mask gone, Shizuo doesn't hate him? (Yaoi, Rated T for swearing and violence.) NOW FINISHED!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,084 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
Driven by Forever a Savior reviews
Humanity is at an all time high. The cure for cancer has just been discovered, and technology has advanced to new extremes. Everything is perfect. But perfect is an imaginary thing, one that no one can reach and that's when everything goes wrong. A lone group of teenagers are driven to survive in this new hellish world, as everything they once knew is destroyed. SYOC
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - OC
Splish-Splash: A Watery Series by Cafe Lolita reviews
It's wet, it's wild. A ficlet collection to soothe your fangirly soul. Latest update: Popsicle — Tachibana Makoto.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Nagisa H., Haruka N., Makoto T., OC
Private Conversations by IlanaNight reviews
Prompt from an Anonymous tumblr user. Levi goes to Hanji for her help in diagnosing a strange 'condition' he's noticed recently, and can't quite believe her answer. Surely he can't have feelings for the brat? And the brat can't possibly return them. Not to mention, Eren heard every word.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Iwatobi - highschool swim club for girls! by Suicidebirds reviews
With their first prefectural tournament coming up, Iwatobi High school swim club is determined to win against Samezuka's swim team. But what if they aren't the only ones determined to win? One girl decides to create an all girl's swim team at Iwatobi! Of course, it's not going to be easy. Especially when they don't plan to develop feelings for their rival swim team!
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T., Nagisa H., Rei R.
Let's Get Pretty! by Kohei Takano reviews
With the help of Shinra's contraptions and Namie's bedroom, things get steamy between the two enemies of Ikebukuro. (Crossdressing, adult themes, yaoi, language) Shizaya Oneshot!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Shinra K. - Complete
Now You're Mine by eatacupcake reviews
They always seemed to find themselves on opposite sides of the battlefield, but it wasn't going to always end up like that. They'll eventually come clean about their feelings for each other. It just may take a while. One-shot. Slash. Guo Jia/Xu Shu
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Guo Jia, Xu Shu - Complete
Frog Prince by TheTacticianAlchemist reviews
Nagisa tries to nickname the members of the swim club as different aquatic animals, but Haruka doesn't think Makoto's a whale. [Fluffy MakoHaru. Set just after episode 3.]
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Over and Over by Morning Chrysanthemum reviews
Makoto isn't exactly sure when he started noticing a pattern with him and Haruka. He's not even sure when it started, period. But strange as it is, he finds nothing against it and will go to great lengths to preserving it. MakoHaru.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Between Dimensions by Missiletainn reviews
I, Alice, a tired high school student, have an unfortunate collision with a portal from the Outrealm Gate. I wind up floating on a piece of scrap metal in the middle of the Ylissean Ocean... Ah well, at least I get to miss that biology exam I didn't study for. Fire Emblem: Awakening self-insert. Rated T for language. I'm 100% avoiding becoming a Sue.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,306 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina
Makoto's Pussy by Rachael Rothman reviews
Makoto doesn't know what to do with the little kitty cat Kirimi (EP 01). Haruka comes along, and offers a solution. And he recalls Makoto's "love-kiss". Haruka/Makoto, shounen-ai, fluff and friendship!
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Not Bad At All by Xian Ke reviews
They say you're supposed to enjoy the little things in life when you know your time's almost up. Clearly, whoever said that wasn't put in Ling Tong's situation.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,808 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Gan Ning, Ling Tong
Little Talks by Xian Ke reviews
AU, oneshot. Ling Tong thinks about his talks with Gan Ning. T for language and suggestive themes
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Gan Ning, Ling Tong - Complete
Cao Cao Answers Letters by Nan Ma reviews
As Prime Minister, Cao Cao gets a lot of mail, some of which he wish he didn't have to answer. He answers anyways. All your favorite DW characters writing in!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,293 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Cao Cao
Secession by Red River reviews
COMPLETE. Combination of games and ROTK novel. Zhou Yu is dying, and has one last chance to tell his story to someone before he does. ZYxSC with other pairings on the side.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 690,150 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Zhou Yu, Sun Ce - Complete
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Dive! reviews
The prefectural tournaments are just around the corner, and one blonde swimmer is keen on making his school gain recognition; he convinces the council in forming the Iwatobi girl's swim team, who are all more than ready to tackle the competition head on. Litte did they know, Samezuka's athletes would be more troublesome than they had planned...
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,112 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Nagisa H., Haruka N., Rei R., Makoto T.
From the Sky reviews
I used to be your typical SNK fan - fanfictions here, a bit of cosplay there. It was an odd feeling to wake up in Southern Ontario one day and wake up within Wall Rose the next... This isn't going to turn out well, considering everyone's first impression of me was that I was some kind of psychopathic stalker.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A., Sasha B.
Shallow Diving reviews
Makoharu, shounen-ai. "We're ...best friends, right? Nothing more." Makoto has been burdened with unrequited love towards none other than his best friend, Haruka, for some time now, and a little slip-up at the pool might finally get him to realize that it wasn't quite as unrequited as he thought it was. This is but one account of their eternally fumbling relationship.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T.
Mail Time with Zhou Yu reviews
It is Zhou Yu's responsibility to reply to each letter addressed to him, which leads him to question the sanity of everyone he knows. Send your own letters and ideas in!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013
Smile reviews
"You should smile more. It looks really good on you." For a smile to ghost across Zhou Yu's face was a rare site, but one Sun Ce cherished. Zhou Yu x Sun Ce, oneshot.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Sun Ce, Zhou Yu - Complete