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Joined 07-12-13, id: 4875520, Profile Updated: 11-25-15
Author has written 3 stories for RWBY, Power Rangers, and Steven Universe.

Something tells me to write something here, so I will.

Cats.

There I said it.

That being said, I have been a long time reader of Fics from multiple fandoms, and am now a writer of a slowly growing Fanfic. It's amazingly gratifying having people respond to my work, I just hope I don't get a big head over it.

I love rain and ladies and stuff.

I love many things entertaining. Like movies, and video games, and music, and cartoons, and anime/manga, and books, and humour.

What I love leads me to think. And what I think turns to action. And so, I am here.

Other than a prosperous life and many good-tidings, I have nothing else to say...

I guess I'll list some stuff I like.


INTERESTS: In case you're interested ;P

Fav Movie: I have no idea, but I'll name a few;

  • Spirited Away - my all-time favourite animated film, ever. Period. So great :'D
  • Iron Man 3 - my favourite superhero movie, thus far.
  • Ip Man - my favourite martial arts film.
  • Sherlock Holmes - who doesn't love that brilliant couk?
  • Les Misérables - fav musical. Don't like it? Suck my butt :P
  • That's all the important ones, I believe.

    Fav DVD: Ooh, a good one. Red Vs Blue: The RECOLLECTION. I fricking love that DVD.

    Fav Youtube Channel: Oh, no fair. I can't pick just one.

  • Roosterteeth, obviously.
  • Let's Play, that's kind of a no-brainer. AH Gents GO!
  • TeamFourStar - Abridgimon... Need I say more?...
  • Caddicarus - luv that Brit, and his outrageous, game-y wit :P
  • The Game Theorists - cool theories, cleverly researched and reasoned, and well organised. Much like.
  • Tobuscus, he's magnificent, even if he is kind of getting bland nowadays. Still love his Literals though.
  • The Creature Hub, those boys are awesome. I'm also subbed to Nova, but I don't feel like adding that on.
  • The Syndicate Project, Tom was wonderful, but his uploads got ahead of my ability to watch, so I quit after a while.
  • Fav TV show: Without a doubt, House M.D. Hugh Laurie is an amazing actor, and the show is fantastic. Next to that is Sherlock - the one with Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman - and then Elementary with Jonny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu. Love it!

    Fav Games: Heheh, multiple titles, here we come;

  • Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee and Abe's Exoddus.
  • Mass Effect Trilogy.
  • Assassin's Creed 2 & 4 (at least).
  • Journey.
  • Batman Arkham Series.
  • Portal 2.
  • Uncharted Trilogy, (soon to be Quadrilogy)
  • Heavy Rain.
  • Jak and Daxter Series.
  • Ratchet and Clank Series.
  • Minecraft.
  • I can't think of more so I'll stop.

    Fav Music: My favourite song is 'Somebody That I Used to Know' by GOTYE. Most stuff by Daft Punk; like 'One More Time', and 'Around the World', and 'Get Lucky'. I also love a lot of 80's music. Jazz and groovy tunes especially. Coolies.

    Fav Cartoons:

  • Adventure Time - such a fantastic and diverse world that has sprouted from Pen Ward's head.
  • Gravity Falls - that show manages to be fun and deep, with a lovely brother-sister dynamic, that I love seeing :)
  • The Amazing World of Gumball - this show is ridiculously fantastic.
  • Steven Universe - loads of heart and feeling, lols and some really mature themes to it about identity and heteronormativity. Love it!
  • The Simpsons - so many great jokes
  • A lot of Cartoon Network classics - like Samurai Jack, Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Lab, etc.
  • Previously Avatar and Ben 10. When they were good :P
  • Fav Anime:

  • RWBY, for sure, although that may not count. Monty Oum will forever be missed, love you Monty :)
  • Next to that Attack on Titan, which is great for being the least-anime anime I've ever seen, and for that alone it is worth a favourite.
  • Then next would be Naruto, because why not? It's super cool.
  • Then probably Digimon.
  • Fav Books: Artemis Fowl series. Love them. Harry Potter's cool too. I suppose.

    Fav Jokes: Too many to write, not enough to give a ($4!*) about.

    Fav Quotes: Peasant. It's my all time favourite word. I'll finish this later.


    WORKS: What I have lined up in my head and laptop.

    I also got a couple of writings I'm workin' on, most of which I haven't published yet, such as:

    Unpublished: D:

    Come on Eileen

    A Regular Show romanti-fic of Rigby and Eileen. Hoping for good things with that one :P

    An Offer She Couldn't Refuse

    Carrie and Gumball in The Amazing World of Gumball. A romance fic I'm a bit skeptical about, but the idea would not rest, so it will be done!

    Power Rangers: Legends of Earth

    Always been a fan of Power Rangers as a kid, and I couldn't help but imagine my own version, so I just have to make one.

    Batman: Arkham Night

    An alternate rendition of Batman's first 'outing' during the event of Arkham Knight. Just a cool idea I had.

    Imagine That...

    A series that delves into the imaginations and minds of some beloved characters from multiple fandoms. Highest up on the list, RWBY and Red vs Blue...

    RWBY: Team LAZR

    My own OC Team set in the RWBY Universe, based on the Lazer Team, with some creative twists of my own. Set after Faunus in Heat or possibly separate to that AU, will follow the interactions of Teams RWBY, JNPR, CRDL & CVFY and the four bumbling idiot friends of Team LAZR. Lots of in-jokes and references to Roosterteeth mythos and what not in-store.

    Unspecified Steven Universe Project

    An idea - or three - for some stories featuring the beloved Crystal Gems. Time will tell how those turn out.

    Published: :D

    Faunus in Heat

    My current story I've published and am greatly enjoying doing. Blake Belladonna and Jaune Arc in the first 'major' Black/Moon; Dark/Knight, Black/Knight fic on the site, so I've been shown. Really cool, lot'sa fun :)


    Alrighty that's it I guess.

    Happy Fic reading, and have a pleasant life.

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    Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
    So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
    Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 240 - Words: 309,956 - Reviews: 7930 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
    Well, This is Awkward by ThatDipperKid reviews
    During a quiet, rainy evening, Peridot decides to ask Steven a question that's been plaguing her for some time. Things have been awkward with Perry before, but it's about to be taken to a whole new level… Stevidot, featuring classic romance shenanigans.
    Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 3/28 - Steven U., Peridot
    A Day Off by Zanmat0 reviews
    A closer look into Snake's relationship with Quiet, through thick and thin.
    Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,654 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Venom S., Quiet
    Of Snakes and Butterflies by Ace7321 reviews
    He thought she had left for good, to never see her again and she would be in a place so far, far away. She never had left, she's bidding for her time until they meet again and she was in a place closer than he'd ever imagine. This is a Venom Snake/Quiet fic. Warning: Rating may change without prior notice.
    Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,380 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 9/14/2015 - [Quiet, Venom S.]
    Just Another Day in the Seychelles by The Fighting Irishman reviews
    Life on Mother Base can be fun. It can be sad. It can be manic. It can be heartwarming. It can be terrifying. It can be depressing. It can be hopeful. But there is one thing the men and women stationed in the Seychelles can all agree on: it is *never* dull.
    Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,287 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Ocelot, Venom S., K. Miller, Quiet
    The Shining Knight by FaintQuill reviews
    Jaune takes some advice from Ren, and chaos soon ensues when the girls start taking an interest to the blonde boy. Romance and Humor. Featuring Teams RWBY and JNPR as well as a few others. (That's right, we're back)
    RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,571 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Jaune A.
    Untitled Stories from MGSV:TPP by Drunken Drunk reviews
    A collection of short stories that fit into the events of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, featuring Quiet and Venom Snake.
    Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,430 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 9/17/2015 - B. Boss, Venom S., Quiet
    Pyrrha(c) victory by The Rogue King reviews
    A story revolving around Pyrrha's affections for her goofball of a leader, Jaune's total obliviousness and all the hijinks in between. And of course, the rest of the RWBY cast will be there to put in their own useless opinions.
    RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,457 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] - Complete
    Massages (Canceled) by H'te Rarpee reviews
    Yang's back is sore, so she ends up getting a massage from Jaune. Mayhem proceeds to follow :p Rating T because of references to implied sex, not enough to warrant a M rating in my opinion though. Canceled. Rewrite is up.
    RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,544 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Complete
    The Beacon Brigade by Un4givinCarnage reviews
    Got a problem? Don't worry because Detective Funbuns and his partner Detective Jones are on the case. Join the Beacon Brigade and stop the evildoers that threaten to tickle your buns. Deepest gratitude goes to Kegi Springfield for making the cover image!
    RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Ozpin, Jaune A., L. Ren, Sun W.
    Quiet Affection by destinyTail0 reviews
    What if Neo met Jaune?
    RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [Neo, Jaune A.]
    For the Love of Jaune by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
    Jaune is pretty much a stud in the RWBY fanfiction. So here's a collection of one-shots featuring him paired with each of the girls (around his age) in the RWBY universe. 12 - Coco [Cover art from the Valentine card]
    RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Jaune A. - Complete
    How To Avoid Bad Dates by Theeubernoob reviews
    In order to avoid being escorted to a ball by none other than Cardin Winchester, Weiss enlists the help of Jaune. Can the heiress survive the aid of the awkward knight?
    RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,565 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Weiss S., Jaune A.]
    Snapshots by Blisterdude reviews
    The twins are set to graduate high school. The future is ahead, but one of them is more concerned with their past. A story spanning a week and a lifetime showing the moments that defined the people they became. Pinecest...yup.
    Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,935 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Wendy - Complete
    A Knight on Valentine's by Yoh Narukami reviews
    Jaune receives a love letter for the first time. How does he handle it? Not well. Jaune x ? fic. Read and find out who's the lucky girl. Characters will be OOC. A late Valentine's gift from me to you.
    RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
    Motion of the Ocean by The Flippant Writer reviews
    You know what they say about guys with big Auras...
    RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Yang X.L., Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
    Misadventures In Dating by DangerousBeauty84 reviews
    Dave and Mindy decide to go on their first official date as a couple. When disaster strikes and everything that could possibly go wrong...Does. This is no longer a sequel to "Have I Told You That I Loved You."
    Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,500 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
    Resolutions by Robert DeWarren reviews
    **SPOILERS** After activating the RFI and sacrificing himself, Cole gets some closure from freinds and foe in the next life. Cole/Trish Cole/Ku Cole-Nix friendship.
    inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Cole MacGrath, Kessler - Complete
    A Matter of Honor by Adridere reviews
    COMPLETE - Almost 4 years after the war. Aang is engaged to Katara and is up to Zuko to teach him the facts of life. Yep, the bees and the birds. Crazy kings, bananas and the ultimate contest for the hand of a reluctant maiden. Zutara/Taang
    Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,294 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
    Arnold's Couch Confessions by DarthRoden76 reviews
    Dr. Bliss receives a new patient. My sequel to the Hey Arnold! Episode Helga On The Couch. This time, it's Arnold's turn to talk! Enjoy!
    Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,932 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
    I Just Love You by Alan G. Zendra reviews
    A story of a grumpy big brother, an annoying little sister, a park, a stuffed bear, and an unorthodox love. No hentai here, pervs. This is lime. Move along. COMPLETE
    Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,108 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
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    What Does the Future Hold for a Crystal Gem? reviews
    After a prolonged battle with Malachite causes greater destruction to the Earth before the Cluster could be defeated, the Crystal Gems rest before moving on to other tasks. Conditions continue to decline however, as a chain of events set in motion a series of unending problems for the Gems. Realising this, Steven is left to wonder, 'What does the future hold for a Crystal Gem'
    Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Garnet, Pearl, Steven U., Peridot
    Faunus in Heat reviews
    A long dreaded period of Blake Belladonna's life quickly spirals into becoming the most awe-striking, self-discovery journeys of love and passion she has ever experienced. In the heat of passion and frenzied sensation, she learns that true love can appear in the most unassuming and mysterious of places, long after the heat has died down. Namely, in the place of Mister Jaune Arc.
    RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,188 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Blake B., Jaune A.
    Power Rangers: Legends of Earth
    There have been legends of the bravery, intellect and peacefulness of humans, whose names are engraved into the cornerstone of history. This is the tale of the Great Legends of Earth, who fought to thwart the evils of humanity and of the alien invaders who threaten the peace of planet Earth. A unique and original story, with loose ties to previous series.
    Power Rangers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2014 - OC