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Author has written 8 stories for Dark Age Of Camelot, Legend of Zelda, Halo, Chrono Trigger, Crackdown, and PlanetSide.
Okay, so its about time I finally revamp my profile, its been the same for the near decade I've been on this website.
Just some basic info about me and my stories and such, if you want to contact me outside of FF.net my email address is Jofireftr@hotmail.com and my Xbox Live gamertag is Furerian!
My name is Joey if you havent guessed already, im 22 years old and have been writing Fan Fics for about 12 years now. Which i would like to note will explain the horrendous grammar and spelling of my first fanfic, My Version of OOT. You still might find it funny none-the-less, so give it a read!
As another note. I write in script format. It is a very comfortable format for me to write in. At one point FF.net used to allow Script type stories, but the rule changed, I havent. Most of my stories are written this way. However as Halo: What the Crap?! has progressed, I have slowly been creating a type of format that is a Hybrid between Script and Normal. I think it's quite appealing and not quite rule-breaking so tell me what you think of my style?
Since "I" appear in many of my own stories ill give you a quick description of what I look like.
I'm an even 6 feet tall and i have rather long hair, it usually falls past my eyes. It's naturally brown but I dye it random colors all the time. I'm pretty skinny but not terribly muscular and in my stories im usually wearing the Light Suit from Metroid. Which I have stolen from Samus. The suit is subject to change depending on the new games as they come up. Though in the stories I am occasionally seen without the Armor, I generally wear baggy blue jeans and a black t-shirt that's too big for me, I also wear a gold cross around my neck.
Some of my favorite series are of course Metroid and Zelda. Along with Crackdown, Kirby, Smash Bros, Halo, The Elder Scrolls and Fallout. I also like Crono Trigger and select Fire Emblem games. I also play Diablo and Warcraft. If you want to play with me on any of these games just E-mail me.
Characters: Heres a list of stars and co-stars that appear in my stories, many are based on real life people and many act the same way they do in real life, I wouldn't portray me or my friends in any other way. But for all intents and purposes, the characters are Fictional.
Joey: For all intents and purposes. I have to say that Joey isn't "real" and that he is an avatar used by me to play roles in my stories that is based off of myself. But that's just to fit the rules. As the Avatar of the author, Joey has unparalleled and limitless power within his own stories. Known as "Author" powers. He often uses them to completely screw with any sense of normalcy within the realm of his creation. With the help of his friends, of course.
Justin: Borderline Schizophrenic and the group psychopath, Justin is highly unstable and often random in his behavior. He's about 6'3" and has hair similar to Joeys. His skin is white as snow and his intellect can be unmatched. Insanity and Genius are two sides of the same coin. But what is he really?
Mike: Mike is a Metroid that came in a can. He is introduced in OOT and has followed me ever since. He's based off my personality though not quite as hyperactive.
Fangz: A good friend of mine. Shes a gerudo who doesnt have Red Hair... or implants. Shes actually a Burnett and is rather short. One of the more sane and collected people in the story, though she too has her moments. She has an account on FF.net, you can find her in my favorite authors, her name should be easy to spot.
Nick: Joeys best friend and group pervert. He's half black and is a few inches shorter than Joey. He's rather muscular and can be arrogant and full of himself. Now an Ex-Marine. At least he's got confidence right?
Tyler: He stands about as tall as Justin, but weighs about 3 times as much. The group Fat Guy, though he's actually just built big. He has shorter hair and is prone to homicidal fits. He's also known to have the unique ability of "Publisher Powers"... whatever those are.
Sam: Appearing in Halo: What the Crap. Sam is the squad medic. She doesnt show too many odd quirks, being a soldier to the core. Her description is in the story! Give it a read!
This is all i have to tell you for now.
This is a list of stories or stories I have planned and how hard im working on them based on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 being the least, 10 being the most.
My version of OOT (Ocarina Of Time): Compleated!
My version of MM (Majoras Mask): Postponed indefinitely.
My version of WW (Wind Waker): Postponed indefinitely.
My version of TP (Twilight Princess) Postponed indefinitely.
Halo: What the crap?! 8/10
How To Mess Up Chrono Trigger: Postponed indefinitely.
Metroid: The OTHER Other M. - 5/10
Planetside: Auraxis Chronicles - 5/10
Kind of a sad state of affairs to see so many of my stories in Limbo. My life took a rather negative turn some time ago and I have been without internet for quite some time. Now I'm out of school and have a real job, I can afford internet. Hopefully this will bring a resurgence in my writing. Who knows? I'm also very lazy outside of work.