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Joined 11-15-03, id: 487775, Profile Updated: 04-10-15
Author has written 11 stories for Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

I like bad guys. I've always liked bad guys. As a child, the bad guys from Disney movies were always my favourite characters.

Now I am older, the bad guys are still my favourites.

My particular, enduring favourites would have to be:

All the Star Wars villains (but especially Boba Fett)

The LotR villains.

Captain Barbossa

The Joker

and Snape.

I mostly read and write about these characters.

I am currently writing: Rats Wars, chapter 22.

I have a bit of Rats Wars art over at my deviantart account, if anybody is interested: http://greenlikethesky.deviantart.com/gallery/#rats-wars

UPDATE, 09/02/14: I now have a dedicated Rats Wars tumblr, here: http://ratswars.tumblr.com Come check it out for updates and general merriment :D

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How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Courage and Fortitude to Stay True and by xxxEmma3xxx reviews
...Follow Orders in the Face of Danger and Almost Certain Death. NOW COMPLETE! This story follows the postDMC voyage to rescue Jack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 107,661 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
From The Cutting Room Floor by Dearest's Historic Cadre reviews
It's amazing that Tia Dalma can provide the gang with a dead captain, just when they need one. Here are the scenes that never made the film. Vaguely linked to 'Don't Give Up The Day Job, Love', but not necessarily.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,967 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006
Don't Give Up The Day Job, Love by Dearest's Historic Cadre reviews
Jack Sparrow met a beautiful and angry lady pirate and from that moment, his life changed. NO HE BLOODY WELL DID NOT. Barbossa meets a very ineffectual and very plain lady pirate and does his best to ignore her as she charges about trying to be a Mary Sue
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Hector Barbossa by Perosha reviews
Haven't seen any VSD for Barbossa, so here's one. Complete and utter crack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Hector B. - Complete
Seven Days by switchbladexfights reviews
After the mutiny on the Black Pearl, Captain Jack Sparrow is stuck on the 'godforsaken blot of land' for seven days. Dark!fic, with a slightly more upbeat, if sinister, ending.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
We Are All Made of Stars by J. Riot reviews
Callia Antilles is in love with a young Boba Fett, but he is more interested in avenging his father's death than settling down.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,160 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 3/16/2003
Freak Like Me by Santanico reviews
What is Beauty? That's what Doctor Octopus would like to find out. And kidnapping Mary Jane Watson is only the first stage of his experiment...NEW: Chapter Eleven and Epilogue. It's all over now, Baby Blue.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 169,126 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Complete
Cold by Jaina Kenobi reviews
Barbossa oneshot on what it's like to be cursed. I noticed that, although Barbossa claims to feel nothing, he cries out in pain and anger when Jack slashes him across the back. Some of the other pirates do the same. Here's why.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Complete
Mr Jodo 2: The Two Twi'leks by Chryseis Fett reviews
Sequel to Mr. Jodo and the Lord of the Bounty Hunting. Jodo and Greedo continue their journey to Skywalker Ranch, guided by the Deranged Fanboy, while Fett, Dengar, and Zuckuss help Jabba the Hutt avoid financial ruin.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2004
Mr Jodo and the Lord of the Bounty Hunting by Chryseis Fett reviews
When bounty hunters discover the One DVD of Episode III, they must embark on a quest to destroy it before all Star Wars continuity is lost forever!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,607 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004
Courting the Lady by Celandine Brandybuck reviews
Denethor, Finduilas, and Thorongil [aka Aragorn]. How did Denethor ever end up married to Finduilas of Dol Amroth? Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,748 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Aragorn - Complete
The TRUTH About Frodo by Elly And The Gundam Wing Fan reviews
Who ever knew that Frodo was such a problem child? Not slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2003
Her Mother's Eyes by Elske reviews
In which Barbossa jumps to conclusions about Elizabeth's mistaken identity. More Sexy!Barbossa goodness, follows "I Will Not Watch The Ocean"
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2003
Birds and Bees by Feana Puddlefoot reviews
Boromir and Faramir recieve "The Talk". Light humour. PG for subject matter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Boromir, Faramir
Edwina Spice's Blind Courtship by Indigo Ziona reviews
Will Antony pick Cleopatra? Is the Pope Catholic? How did Macbeth and Gruoch enjoy their holiday in Ibiza? Will Portia choose the right man and why is Olivia worried by Cesario? Find out in this Shakespearian dating show!
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2003
I Will Not Watch the Ocean by Elske reviews
A pirate fic of a different colour - starring Will Turner's mum. Notable appearances by Bootstrap, Jack, and sexy!Barbossa. Updated.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 8/6/2003
At Sea by Altariel reviews
Denethor poses an important question - at sea.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2003
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Lola Luscious and the Doom Machine by DJ Caligula reviews
COMPLETE! Space babe Lola Luscious, in her fight against a mad scientist, finds she must contend with none other than the strong, silent, mysterous, intergalactic ironclad hunk BOBA FETT !
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Boba Fett - Complete
Rhapsody in Blue...Cerulean by el sapo diablo reviews
El sapo diablo strikes again. boba fett and dengar work together to catch a bounty, discuss relationships, Manaroo, and do things that are out of character and probably unsafe as well. WARNING: very mild slash. please review or flame in a creative way.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2001
What's to Become of Us? by Sparks reviews
This really is nothing - just something I thought should have been in the movie but wasn't.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/14/2001 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Bubbles by Valefor reviews
Boba Fett and a bath tub. I don't know if this is humorous, but my sense of humor is all but dead at a little earlier than 3 in the morning...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2001
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Rats Wars reviews
AU, post RotJ. The Supreme Chancellor for the New Galactic Senate is a Sith; the last apprentice of the Emperor. He wants to destroy the Jedi, the Bounty Hunters, and especially Boba Fett. But Fett has another problem to contend with: falling in love. Boba Fett/Female OC. Chapter 21 now up.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,140 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 5/28/2004 - [Boba Fett, OC] Luke S., Dengar
Persuaded reviews
PostDMC. Elizabeth discovers she has more in common with Barbossa than she had thought. One shot. Forgot to put a disclaimer in, so here it be instead: I own nothing in this story but my obsessional love. Disney owns everything else.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
Common Pirates reviews
Songfilk, yay! To the tune of Pulp's 'Common People'. Sparrabeth if you squint.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
The Jedi Called Oz reviews
Young Luke Skywalker dreams of escaping his life on his Uncle's farm, and heading to a land somewhere over the twin suns. But a freak sandstorm transports him and his two droids back to the Prequel Trilogy. How will he get home to Kansas, uh, Tatooine?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,261 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Luke S.
Even More VSDs reviews
Cassie Claire stopped doing VSDs, so I took it upon myself to make some more. Hope you enjoy! Begins with Gimli's VSD, part two. (PG-13 rating cos of languauge)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Gimli, Arwen U.
1977, A Songfilk reviews
Sing along kids! To the tune of '1985'...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/16/2004
Smaug alone in the Lonely Mountain reviews
CHAPTER FIVE UP! One month on after invading the Mountain, Smaug is bored. But then he finds unexpected (and pretty reluctant!) friends. Pure silly fluff!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
10 Fanfics You've Never Read Before reviews
Sick of same old, same old fanfic? Well here's the answer, amigos! 10 fanfics I can guarantee you've never seen before!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 5/21/2004
The Lord of The Ringpulls The Austin Towers, baby reviews
The sequel to The Lord of the Ringpulls! Will Smelly and Pipsqueak escape the P'orcs? Will Sorryman be defeated? Will I ever write anything but parodies? No. But read and review, please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004
Rats Wars Diaries reviews
The humorous account of Rats Wars (my other SW fic), from the POV of everyone's favourite characters! Probably a good idea to read 'Rats Wars' before reading this one
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,018 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/7/2004
The Lord of the Ringpulls reviews
Not very original, but very funny! Read the adventures of Fido, Lamb, Aragormless, Leggylass, Grouchi the Jewish dwarf and all your favourites! More to come!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,969 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004
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