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Joined 11-16-03, id: 488186, Profile Updated: 10-30-15
Author has written 15 stories for Invader Zim, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, 7th Heaven, Edward Scissorhands, That '70s Show, Hannah Montana, and Nashville.

Hello. It is now 2015 and it has been 9 years since I updated my profile. I am leaving the profile as it was below this message because I find it hilarious. Please note that anything written prior to 2006 is probably awful.


Hi, I'm Cj. (insert something witty here)

I'm known as alastingimpression, but that's only since I changed my name from cjonline90.

I tend to write bad 7th Heaven stories, and a few other random things. Most of them suck, but I try. I'm 16 years old, a sophomore in high school, and like to watch movies, sleep, and get online.

I have given my heart to Eric Forman of That '70s Show. Yes I have.

R.I.P. 7th Heaven.

The Coen brothers are the greatest filmmakers of all time. WATCH THEIR FILMS. Yush.

Television- Prison Break, Gilmore Girls, That '70s Show, Huff, 7th Heaven, Everwood, The OC, One Tree Hill

Movies- Reservoir Dogs, Ghost World, Fargo, O Brother Where Art Thou, American History X, Vertigo, The Usual Suspects, Rear Window, The Professional, Pulp Fiction, Psycho, Kill Bill, Being John Malkovich, High Fidelity

Actors- Steve Buscemi, John Cusack, Tim Roth, Brendan Fraser, Gabriel Byrne, Topher Grace, Kevin Spacey, Ethan Hawke, Christopher Walken, Dustin Hoffman

Actresses- Robin Tunney, Sarah Polley, Christina Ricci, Natalie Portman, Kate Winslet, Uma Thurman, Patricia Arquette

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My Fiction Archive: www.geocities.com/orange_velvet90/fiction

Blends: www.geocities.com/orange_velvet90/expression

"and then they made me their chief."

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Obscuring Tears by boxers-or-briefs reviews
After her parents are killed, Ruthie is reluctant to live with Lucy and Kevin. With a painful secret and Lucy acting like her mother, Ruthie is struggling to find closure. R&R! COMPLETE!
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,291 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Complete
On Second thought by Jacksrumrunner reviews
Sands is ready for a new life, but it isn't that easy to run away from the past, now is it? Reaed and review please!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004
Best Friends Forever by Yami Bakura's Wife reviews
A koopa and a yoshi are best friends, and claim that they will be forever.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2003
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Heights reviews
Oneshot! Layla Grant has a lot of things to work through. Takes place after episode 4x06. Heavy spoilers for that episode so please do not read if you don't want to be spoiled.
Nashville - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Jeff F. - Complete
Wonderwall reviews
Chapter 3! Jackson’s in love with Cameron, the new girl in town. Robbie Ray thinks it’d be a good idea to invite her family over for dinner. Little does he know, Miley is about to develop an unhealthy crush on Cameron’s father. MileyOC LillyOliver
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007
Just Run To You reviews
Agent Sands travels back to his roots. There, he finds his first love who enourages him to search for his drug addict sister. Rating reasons inside. Please review. Updated August 15
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,180 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 3/9/2004
The Ties That Bind reviews
After years apart, the gang finds themselves connected once again in the '90s. AUTHOR'S NOTE.. anyone still interested? Review if so. :
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Eric F., Jackie B.
In The Waiting Line reviews
Ruthie Camden has become something she's not. How did she get there and why is she so angry with herself? Shifts from present, past, and future. Please R&R. Chapter Two up!
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005
Sacrifice reviews
Ruthie feels the need to prove to herself that she’s good enough for the guy she really likes, even if that’s by sacrificing everything she believes in. Updated November 19.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 11/5/2005
Downfall reviews
FINISHED! Tragedy strikes Lucy and Kevin, who then must decide what to do with their lives. Please, please review!
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,675 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
World of Sin reviews
Ruthie Camden rebels against morality and everything her family stands for when she meets a guy willing to introduce her to his world. Chapter 10 FINISHED
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,772 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
Sweet Sixteen reviews
Ruthie turns sixteen and she's ready for a road trip. FINISHED
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Confessions of the Soul reviews
Lucy's off at college.. but soon her secret's will catch up to her. [Please read author's notes] (Finally Updated)
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004
Throw The Living reviews
The Camden's hire a housekeeper, but she's not what she seems.. [takes place in 3rd season] FINISHED!
7th Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Vanilla reviews
Edward finds a dog. The dog finds a bone. Suddenly their whole routine is thrown off course..
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004
The Lost Truth reviews
The Camden's live in Colorado. One day, a familiar stranger shows up on their doorsteps.. Author's Notes in Chapter Four. Please read.
7th Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Complete
White Christmas reviews
Lucy lives life as a sad being. And she never thought her life could get worse.. and then it does. [Short Story] [Please Read Author's Notes]
7th Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
This Story's Got Problems reviews
Tagline : What if Zim never got to earth?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 11/16/2003