Author has written 15 stories for Invader Zim, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, 7th Heaven, Edward Scissorhands, That '70s Show, Hannah Montana, and Nashville.
Hello. It is now 2015 and it has been 9 years since I updated my profile. I am leaving the profile as it was below this message because I find it hilarious. Please note that anything written prior to 2006 is probably awful.
Hi, I'm Cj. (insert something witty here)
I'm known as alastingimpression, but that's only since I changed my name from cjonline90.
I tend to write bad 7th Heaven stories, and a few other random things. Most of them suck, but I try. I'm 16 years old, a sophomore in high school, and like to watch movies, sleep, and get online.
I have given my heart to Eric Forman of That '70s Show. Yes I have.
R.I.P. 7th Heaven.
The Coen brothers are the greatest filmmakers of all time. WATCH THEIR FILMS. Yush.
Television- Prison Break, Gilmore Girls, That '70s Show, Huff, 7th Heaven, Everwood, The OC, One Tree Hill
Movies- Reservoir Dogs, Ghost World, Fargo, O Brother Where Art Thou, American History X, Vertigo, The Usual Suspects, Rear Window, The Professional, Pulp Fiction, Psycho, Kill Bill, Being John Malkovich, High Fidelity
Actors- Steve Buscemi, John Cusack, Tim Roth, Brendan Fraser, Gabriel Byrne, Topher Grace, Kevin Spacey, Ethan Hawke, Christopher Walken, Dustin Hoffman
Actresses- Robin Tunney, Sarah Polley, Christina Ricci, Natalie Portman, Kate Winslet, Uma Thurman, Patricia Arquette
My Fiction Archive: www.geocities.com/orange_velvet90/fiction
"and then they made me their chief."