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Joined 11-16-03, id: 488205, Profile Updated: 02-03-15
Author has written 32 stories for Highlander, Pretender, Torchwood, Heavy Rain, Misc. Movies, Mass Effect, X-overs, Misc. Games, Dragon Age, Stargate: SG-1, Sanctuary, Criminal Minds, Man from Earth, Stargate: Atlantis, and Alan Wake.

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After a couple years without a proper laptop of my very own I finally have one. I'm planning to go over some older stuff and clean up the editing. Yay for a full sized keyboard and actual word processing software...


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The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 452,319 - Reviews: 3108 - Favs: 2,595 - Follows: 2,607 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Browncoats and Scabbards by idontlikegravy reviews
Richie and Methos have a bit of Alliance trouble and need to get out of the core fast. They buy passage on the only ship that will take them, and then their troubles really start...
Crossover - Highlander & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,988 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007
HurtComfort by CynicAlb reviews
Okay, Daniel gets hurt, and then he gets hurt again and again....Anyone see a pattern forming here?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 34,859 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - D. Jackson - Complete
Methos' Scrolls by soft2smooth2000 reviews
BEING REVISED:Methos has been missing over 18 months. Macleod's with Connor in the Highlands helping his kinsman mourn his daughter after defeating kell. watchers are in uproar. what's this Methos' scroll that has been dropped off at HQ's doorstep? SLASH
Highlander - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2007
In Odin's Name by elle-nora reviews
A violent and gory tale of Kanwulf the viking, and one of his raids in Scotland. Rated M for violence. Written specifically for a short story contest to focus on and relish the mindset of a canon villain.
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
The Dragon and His Wrath by TeresaC reviews
Joe, Duncan, and Methos are captured by an immortal who plans to challenge Duncan, but it's Methos he has an old score to settle with. Rated R for torture. [Complete]
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,461 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Complete
An Invincible Summer by Troll Princess reviews
A HLTerminator crossover. (No, seriously.) Joe mets someone on a trip to Mexico with Duncan and Richie who will change his life forever. A "Pairing List That Ate Fandom" story.
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2004
Unforgiven by Maya reviews
*Complete.* Methos and Cassandra meet unexpectedly about two years after the events in the episode
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Complete
This Is The Way The World Ends by Maya reviews
*Complete.* Alternate Universe story: does the one who holds the Methuselah Stone win the Game?
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 7/16/2000 - Methos, Kronos - Complete
The Suicide King by Troll Princess reviews
An alternate ending to "Archangel." A lost young man savors his victory.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2001
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Take it or Leave It
Norman Jayden, notorious misanthrope and supreme pain in the ass. Armed with the delicate touch of a sledgehammer and the dogged determination and closure rate of of a force of nature he's presented with a high profile case all but guaranteed to end with more questions than answers. It's up to Jayden to find another misanthropic pain in the ass in the wilds of Washington, Alan Wake
Crossover - Heavy Rain & Alan Wake - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,686 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/14
An Arrow in the Dark reviews
Takes place after the rise of the Inquisition and Inquisitor Lavellan's successful defeat of the Elder One. A lone Dalish agitator meets an Inquisition agent.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,034 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 12/24/2014
Torchwood: Unexpected Journeys and Occasional Kickings reviews
Jack goes intergalactic bar hopping and wakes up in a monochrome prison. Faced with rude captors and bad food he's determined to endure until things get even weirder. Contains: Dimension hopping, references to Torchwood: The Lost Files, Angst, and Martha Jones.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,828 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Jack H., Gwen C., Ianto J., Rhys W. - Complete
My Nightmares reviews
Shepard's struggle between missions in ME3
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Expert Testimony 5: Post Script
Set between Expert Testimony 5: Aftermath and Expert Testimony 6: Awakenings John waits in the desert for an old friend. Instead he receives a message.
Crossover - Highlander & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Published: 8/21/2014 - OC, John, Sandy - Complete
Expert Testimony 6: Awakenings
Time has passed, some wounds have scarred, others have festered.
Crossover - Pretender & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,884 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Miss Parker, Sydney, Jarod, E. Prentiss
All Good Things reviews
Jayden gets a second chance. Assigned a new case with a new version of ARI Jayden takes the first steps toward reclaiming his life only to have reality set in. M/E later J/E/M.
Heavy Rain - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Ethan M., Madison P., Norman J., OC
What's in a Painting?
(Crossover w/Big Finish Audios' 'The Confessions of Dorian Gray' some spoilers within) Methos is creating a new persona - a land speculator in the UK - as part of his persona he's inspecting a property and finds an abandoned damaged painting...
Crossover - X-overs & Highlander - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,826 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Methos
Mars War Logs: Finding Home
Mars: War Logs AU Roy and Innocence try to find home after Camp 19
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,391 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014
Reassignment and Other Really Wild Things reviews
Spin Off from the Expert Testimony series. Rodney has an idea, Sheppard has an objection, Carter has a headache, Jack has a fit and someone has an adventure.
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013
Expert Testimony 5: Aftermath reviews
Follow up to Unhappy Ending, Prentiss gets an email and makes a call...
Crossover - Highlander & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,575 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Methos, E. Prentiss - Complete
Futile reviews
Jack and Capt. Hart have a conversation before Jack heads to a certain Welsh pub. Story set after COE and directly before the audio drama 'The House of the Dead'.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Jack H., John H.
Men from Earth reviews
HL/Jerome Bixyby's The Man from Earth. John Oldman rendezvous with Methos in the desert and the two share a bottle.
Crossover - Highlander & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Methos, John - Complete
Never Too Late
Before heading for the Omega 4 Relay FShep decides Kaidan's apology for Horizon deserves a reply. Leads up to the opening of ME3
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A., James V., Samantha T. - Complete
Between the Lines reviews
Primal Fear primarily the movie though useful bits of the book may seep in Vail has a chat with Stampler and begins to wonder just who it was he was talking to at the end of the trial.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012
Meeting the Monkey reviews
Pre-HR Norman is sent to solve a series of killings in a college town and walks away with a certain blue monkey on his back...
Heavy Rain - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,793 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Norman J.
Reluctant Remembrances Redux reviews
John 'accidentally' runs into a familiar face in a Parisian bar. Edited/rewritten for sanity and to adhere to the original plot outline
Crossover - Highlander & Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Methos, John D.
Understanding Ethan reviews
Shaun finally realizes what drove his father to give everything to save him.
Heavy Rain - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Norman J., Shaun M. - Complete
Expert Testimony 2: Conversation reviews
Methos is hitchhiking back to Seacouver after leaving the B.A.U in Texas. He stumbles across a surprising face in a diner and finds he seems to have a few things on his mind. Rated M for a graphic sexual abuse scene.
Crossover - Highlander & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Methos, J. Gideon - Complete
Expert Testimony 4: Unhappy Ending reviews
The B.A.U. is tasked to assist in an Interpol investigation of a serial killer jumping international borders. Things get weird when Methos meets a new friend in D.C. - CM/HL until Chp 3 then CM/HL/The Pretender WIP
Crossover - Pretender & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 82,322 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Jarod, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Expert Testimony 3: A Kind of Silence reviews
SK's Sleepwalkers Movie /HL/CM Hotch is conducting a seminar on behalf of the BAU when he is called in to advise on a local murder. The murder fits a series of killings spanning twenty years with a bizarre COD. Fearing the worst Hotch calls in the team.
Crossover - Highlander & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,476 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Methos, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Expert Testimony 1 reviews
The team returns to Seattle to assist in a series of murders involving decapitation. Gideon calls in an old acquaintance for assistance. Cleaned up and edited Feb '11
Crossover - Highlander & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,919 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Methos, J. Gideon - Complete
Reluctant Remembrances reviews
John 'acccidentally' runs into a familiar face in a Parisian bar. Warning end of CHP 5 on is full of crack FULL OF IT
Crossover - Highlander & Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Methos, John D. - Complete
Prelude
*ABANDONED* Adam and Company find a frightened young woman, a new immortal in the heart of Seacouver and try to tame her - backstory and introduction of MH. *ABANDONED*
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,318 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Methos, Duncan
Hostile 3: Just Leave Me Alone reviews
*ABANDONED* Max and SG1 head out on a routine mission only nothing goes as planned. A more traditional sequel than Enter the Nephilim, please review! M for language, Max is not after all a lady. *ABANDONED*
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007
Earthside reviews
*ABANDONED* A postapocalyptic future earth, humanity has fled to the stars leaving their cousins to survive on the remnants of earth. *ABANDONED*
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,566 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Methos, Duncan
The Man in White reviews
Prequel to Early Days, Methos finds Kronos and the Horsemen are formed. Please review.
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Hostile 2: Enter the Nephilim reviews
The last of the Nephilim arrives in Seacouver. Strange sequel to Hostile, Stargate SG1 Highlander cross COMPLETE please review
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,368 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
Hostile reviews
Highlander Stargate SG1 Crossover.'Adam Pierson' and a companion go to Central America under Adam's guise as a linguist, what they discover in an ancient Mayan pyramid will rock their world. COMPLETE please review suggestions or mockery always welcome
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,982 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Methos, J. O'Neill - Complete
Shattered reviews
Methos returns to town a changed man harboring a deadly secret that will forever change the immortal world as we know it. COMPLETE! Please review :D
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Complete
Shattered 2: Genocide Avenged reviews
It is up to Methos to lead his people. A sequel to Shattered, but can stand alone. Okay final tweakage complete as of 103007, enjoy and PLEASE let me know what you think
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
Early Days reviews
The early days of Methos and the Horsemen M for sex, rape, language, and violence.
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,980 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete