Author has written 13 stories for Borderlands.
I've finally jumped off the deep end, and the characters that have taken root in my brain are shooting their way out. As I'm a terminally bored housewife, expect smut. And crackfic. Lots of crackfic.
I solemnly swear that I will never incorporate Mary Sues, OCs as main characters, happy pregnancy endings (ew, ew, ew), or the word "manhood".
Oh, and as far as I'm concerned, Borderlands:Origins isn't canon, mostly because it doesn't make any damn sense. Deal with it.
I can also be found as pestilent-defiler on Tumblr.