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Joined 07-16-13, id: 4887899, Profile Updated: 09-11-13
Author has written 2 stories for Sherlock, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Greetings earthling:

Recently forced to join by friends (DracoPendragon and Mr Mojo is Risin) who seem to have a thing for Davy Jones and his tentacles - the things he can do with that extra tentacle- and croutons(read scurvy for the results of school computers and sugar), I am now infected with the fan-fiction virus. Expect poorly written and openly gay (Sherlock's closet had more than the bloody doors blown of it) romance and awkward attempts to show intimacy.




Peenis (in all forms)



and as bromaces/ friendships




Best Books

A fraction of the whole- Steve Toltz

The fault in our stars- John Green

Looking for Alaska- John Green

Extremely loud and incredibly close- Jonathon Safran Foer

The particular sadness of lemon cake- Aimee Bender

Best Films

Donnie Darko

Harold and Maude

kind hearts and coronets

And then there was one

Extremely loud and incredibly close

Best Tv series


Doctor who


Red dwarf

Black Books

Best Bands

Tears for fears

Panic! at the disco

The mountain goats

My chemical romance

The Holloways

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I Prefer Special by King of the Loony Bin reviews
When Piper Hess learns she has superhuman abilities, she runs away, fast. If only she knew what she was running to. (Sorry I suck at descriptions. Set in season 2, one of Azazel's special children. Possible Andy Gallagher/OC later)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Andy
Catching the Catcher by Little Miss Dancer Girl reviews
In the hospital (or wherever the heck he is), Holden falls asleep and finds himself in a mess even bigger than the one he just left. Rating may possibly go up.
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2013
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Scurvy reviews
Crack!fic. Jack gets sick with scurvy and is surprised by a tentacled visitor.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones
The Awkward Violin Playing reviews
Johnlock (john/sherlock) John and Sherlock fall into a sweet romance as Sherlock grapples with an entirely new kind of case. Things get a little awkward when Lestrade pops in for another 'drugs bust'
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade