Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.
NAME: Jay (or JC)
Age: Too young to deal with shit, too old to get away with shit
Location: A nearby galaxy
Hobbies: martial arts, scuba diving, reading, sketching, gaming, watching movies, soccer, staring at the wall aimlessly, sleeping and eating
Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life
Attempting to give a damn . . . . . Unable to give a damn. Stopping . . . . Process failed. Damn not given.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If Wal-Mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - Fear of long words.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.
The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and punch someone.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
He said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?
"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"