Author has written 16 stories for M*A*S*H.
Hidy Hi boys and girls, monkey's and squirrles, frills and curls,
gets conked on the head with a coconut
thank'sI needed that., now where to start...
Me:Hi My name is Kris, and i have a problem.
You: Hi Kris!
Me:Im adicted to MASH. I'M A MASHAHOLIC! I'm addicted to MASHahol!
So yeah, I'm purley h/m as fare as pairings go so :P on all you c/m, f/m, and various other shippers. A little info about me? Awwwwww you like me!
My Home: A FARM IN CANADA! YAY!
My Name: Kris!
My Pets: 2 dogs, 37 cows, 5 calves and a helluva lotta cats!
My Dream: To have a family with lots of kids and pets running around but most of all love!(Oh and a hubby with a really great ass!)
My Goal: To see the world.(Or own a penguin or giraffe whichever comes first)
Fave Actors: Alan Alda, Lorretta Swit, Larry Linville, Jamie Farr, Harry Morgan, Mike Farrel, Will Farrel, Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, Ewan McGregor, Nicole Kidman and im probably forgetting some.
Fave Singers: Alan Jackson, Gretchan Wilson, Terri Clark, Dixie Chicks, BigRich, Tim McGraw, Paul Brant, Brad Pasley,Alison Krauss, lots others im probably forgetting!
~~Quotes(by me unless otherwise stated)~~
If you don't stop e-mailing me I'm going to throw a heard of constipated monkey's at you who cannot control their bodily funtions!
I may be phycotic but i'm not dangerous
Hey don't make fun of the little kid,he's smarter than you!
There's nothing wrong with dancing to music in your head as long as you have fun!
Having seen him in his underwear I can safley say that i am emotionally scarred and a little interested...
Someday, I'll have an army of monkeys...and on that day you shall pay!
Me:I'm going to take over the world! I shall start with Canada!
My friend: Why start with Canada?
Me: Dude, when I take over Canada, who's going to notice?
Canada: Our cows aren't mad yet, but you're starting to piss them off with your BS...E.
People in glass houses, should change in the basement~bumber sticker~
That's like saying 'hi, i love you!sweep me out yonder pointy window!'~my cousin~
You know what's sad?~insert hometown here~ is just a road with houses and a church on it...and yet, there's a bad side of town.
SAVE ME JEBUS!~homer simpson~
I have a million more quotes but by now you probably stopped reading them so I'll stop.YAY ME I AM A CANADIAN FARMER!
skips around happily in her rubber room with rainbow glow in the dark straight jacket and army of monkeys
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