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Joined 11-18-03, id: 489423
Author has written 16 stories for M*A*S*H.

Hidy Hi boys and girls, monkey's and squirrles, frills and curls,

gets conked on the head with a coconut

thank'sI needed that., now where to start...

Me:Hi My name is Kris, and i have a problem.

You: Hi Kris!

Me:Im adicted to MASH. I'M A MASHAHOLIC! I'm addicted to MASHahol!

So yeah, I'm purley h/m as fare as pairings go so :P on all you c/m, f/m, and various other shippers. A little info about me? Awwwwww you like me!

My Home: A FARM IN CANADA! YAY!

My Name: Kris!

My Pets: 2 dogs, 37 cows, 5 calves and a helluva lotta cats!

My Dream: To have a family with lots of kids and pets running around but most of all love!(Oh and a hubby with a really great ass!)

My Goal: To see the world.(Or own a penguin or giraffe whichever comes first)

Fave Actors: Alan Alda, Lorretta Swit, Larry Linville, Jamie Farr, Harry Morgan, Mike Farrel, Will Farrel, Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, Ewan McGregor, Nicole Kidman and im probably forgetting some.

Fave Singers: Alan Jackson, Gretchan Wilson, Terri Clark, Dixie Chicks, BigRich, Tim McGraw, Paul Brant, Brad Pasley,Alison Krauss, lots others im probably forgetting!

~~Quotes(by me unless otherwise stated)~~

If you don't stop e-mailing me I'm going to throw a heard of constipated monkey's at you who cannot control their bodily funtions!

I may be phycotic but i'm not dangerous

Hey don't make fun of the little kid,he's smarter than you!

There's nothing wrong with dancing to music in your head as long as you have fun!

Having seen him in his underwear I can safley say that i am emotionally scarred and a little interested...

Someday, I'll have an army of monkeys...and on that day you shall pay!

Me:I'm going to take over the world! I shall start with Canada!

My friend: Why start with Canada?

Me: Dude, when I take over Canada, who's going to notice?

Canada: Our cows aren't mad yet, but you're starting to piss them off with your BS...E.

People in glass houses, should change in the basement~bumber sticker~

That's like saying 'hi, i love you!sweep me out yonder pointy window!'~my cousin~

You know what's sad?~insert hometown here~ is just a road with houses and a church on it...and yet, there's a bad side of town.

SAVE ME JEBUS!~homer simpson~

I have a million more quotes but by now you probably stopped reading them so I'll stop.YAY ME I AM A CANADIAN FARMER!

skips around happily in her rubber room with rainbow glow in the dark straight jacket and army of monkeys

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Once Upon A Time by writingtiger reviews
Where was Hawkeye while Margaret was locked in the tower? Updated!
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H. - Complete
Lost by laurydory reviews
Hawkeye's learning about himself, Margaret's learning about life and BJ is just plain grumpy. A dramatic series of events leads to a bit of self discovery for our favourite officers. Please review. I love them. I'm addicted.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,203 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Complete
Wedding Bells and Bomb Shells by AEM1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER! The gang travels to Mill Valley for Margaret and Hawkeye's wedding, but Frank doesn't want them to find happiness and will do anything to stop it
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,718 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Complete
Implosion by Bigelow reviews
Hawkeye feels responsible for the violent death of a patient in OR. The war is coming to a close. Will he self distruct before it's over? Sorry about it being one long default chapter...I couldn't figure out how to divide it.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,064 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2005
Hold Me by Gypsy5 reviews
Set after Whats Up Doc and Commerades in arms and after Radar has gone home. HM friendship.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2005
Benjamin Franklin by Gypsy5 reviews
My view of Hawkeyes realtionship with Margaret during the episode Inga season 7.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2005
The Best Deceptions by Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
Finished Hawkeye's thoughts when seeing Maragret again Please read the song along with the story, it won't make much sense if you don't
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H. - Complete
A Most Wonderful Day by Therm reviews
Complete. During the 4077th Valentine's party, someone goes that extra mile to make sure everyone has a special day that they'll never forget.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H.
Residual Damage by Djinn1 reviews
They're running from their pasts. Can they run to each other this time?
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H.
In The Eye Of The Beholder by Falcon and HM Writer reviews
FINAL chapter is up. Please leave a final review. We hope you enjoyed it.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 214,822 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 12/26/2003
Performance by Vodka Martini reviews
Just a little bit of fun on a break from the war. HM freindship. Short.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Margaret H., Hawkeye P. - Complete
A Strange Letter by MASH mad reviews
A Complete Story! Hawkeye recieves a strange letter. noone knows who its from or what it says but it changes him and the others are worried. This is my first story so please R&R but be kind.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Complete
End Run by benhoffman reviews
The thoughts of those in the days before MASH 4077 is demobilized
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2003
Henry by Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
Henry's wife and children get some company, while vistiting his grave
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Henry B., Henry B. - Complete
The Sun Will Come Out by Maggie Malone reviews
Ok sry 4 de delay! (I hate school projects!) the latest um.. situation. PLEAZZ R&R the more u send, the faster i write! oh now i can get annomios ones!
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003
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Rain reviews
Hawkeye's thoughts while driving in the rain.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Hawkeye P.
I Hate Valentine's Day reviews
Updated, FINALLY eh? lol, sorry for the long wait. Please don't hurt me!
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005
It's So Easy reviews
Hawkeye is married but he can't let go of the past and she can't let go of him...HM sorry no happy ending
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/23/2005
Klinger's Reasons reviews
What's it about? Meh read it! 1 shot, might be a little out of character, you tell me!
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/19/2004
Once Upon A Time There Was A Clueless Surgeon reviews
Hawkey pulls a stupid stunt and finally gets clued in
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004
I know reviews
One shot. They understand each other. HM friendship
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby reviews
An encredably sad HM story from the song. Even if you arn't into HM the song's good.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/10/2004
When Thoughts Are thick reviews
He sits in the old arm-chair by the window, and thoughts consume him. Rest is up, no need to smight me!
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 4/23/2004
Here comes BJ Honneycutt reviews
Easter during war time.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2004
Objection reviews
Carley and Hawkeye both know it's over. But why?
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2004
Happy Birthday to me! reviews
A Birthday fic i wrote for myself.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/2/2004
What If God was one of us? reviews
Hawkeye wonders while operating. Read and Review
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2004
Trapper's Love reviews
Trapper doesn't know whether or not to take his true love back with him when he leaves.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/17/2004
Hell Hath No Fury Like Ferret Face Scorned reviews
NEW CHAPTER7srry i took so long...Frank's wife wants a divorce and thinks she is in love with a man from her husbands letters, Margaret falls in love with Hawkeye, how will Frank react after being dumped by his girlfriend and his wife?
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003
A Complete and uderly pointless story! reviews
This is a story that has nothing to do with anything, it's just a story i wrote when i was MAJORLY bored!
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003
Male Call reviews
Margaret gets a letter in the mail, but is it hers?HM!
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2003