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Joined 11-18-03, id: 489479, Profile Updated: 12-07-14
Author has written 9 stories for Doctor Who, Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Sherlock Holmes, Tangled, Firefly, Lord of the Rings, Mario, Avengers, and Brave, 2012.

I am a physicist, not a writer!

...and I should have stopped trying to write ages ago, but hey, at least I never posted those awful MarySue fics from middle school? Yes. I have some dignity. (Not much. All I write is bad crack fic)

Haha.

Universe of Illogical Wizard Types: the connected verse wherein Hermione accidentally develops dimension travel and shenanigans ensue. All five stories are more or less standalone, beyond that.

Courage Squared

Death of a Horcrux

Too Far

Etymology of a Spell

The Tale of Sir Ronald

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Obvious Facts in the Guise of Reality by The Circus reviews
Your Paton helps define you, your chosen god helps influence the path of your life. Yet John has no Patron Sherlock can see and that niggling itch of a question shoved determinedly to the back of his mind is getting stronger every day. In a world where every person has a Greek god as a Patron, who is John Watson's?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Exiled from the Magical Kingdom by justadram reviews
-or all a man has is his fake reputation- Flynn Rider is conspicuously absent from Disney World and there's a guy in Downtown Disney who seems to know why if his blonde, hooded companion would just let him explain. Eugene/Rapunzel
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,844 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - [Flynn R., Rapunzel] - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 189 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Viking Invasion by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
A resort in the middle of no where gets a few unexpected guests. And then a few more. The Doctor, Jack, and Rose are in for an adventure.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,243 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 268 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It’s a Snitch, It’s a Broom, It’s… by Captain-Emily reviews
Without fail, this is always the first image that springs to mind whenever I see a story labeled “Super!Harry”.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 4,289 - Follows: 657 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 296 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of the Triforce by Candyland reviews
Set roughly during the first game. Unknown to Link, the Triforce of Courage kept a diary of their travels. Let's take a look inside...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5381 - Favs: 10,063 - Follows: 3,031 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 280 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 178 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4191 - Favs: 6,092 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Skewing the Odds by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And if they can humiliate the enemy in the process, so much the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 153 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
The Quiet Place by Ruskbyte reviews
Five hundred years after the defeat of Voldemort a new generation of Death Eaters is rising. Will the Muggles they attack be able to survive the encounter? For that matter, will the Death Eaters?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,364 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Keep it Simple by Ruskbyte reviews
A prequel of sorts to Leviathan Rising. Harry got through the first task of the Triwizard Tournament thanks to some good, general advice. But what if 'Moody' had given Harry some different advice?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Leviathan Rising by Ruskbyte reviews
Set in Gof, what if Harry had found a way to overcome the second task? What if while searching through the library he came across an insignificant seeming little book that teaches him the magic he needs?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 135 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Harry P.
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Ripple Effect
Chapter 1 - An unexpected meeting sets the stage. Chapter 2 - Drabbles from After Ever-After.
Crossover - Tangled & Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,270 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Rapunzel, Flynn R., Merida, The Triplets - Complete
Incongruous reviews
AU. Tony Stark has never met his brother; you can blame Hydra for that. -A short take on how this might occur in the realm of crossing over.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - S. Holmes, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Tale of Sir Ronald reviews
Fifth in series. Ron attempts to explain the intricacies of universe hopping to the world. He is Ron, so this fails in an epic sort of way. 6th year, getting more AU with each story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Peach - Complete
What's Left reviews
What happens when a failed nation isn't allowed to die? Alfred's brother attempts to understand, but can't let go of his people's wishes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - America - Complete
Etymology of a Spell reviews
Fourth in series. Hermione has a patient day, Ron should never be allowed to name anything, and Luna makes a cameo. 6th year, getting more AU with each story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Too Far reviews
Third in series. The first rule of inter-universe travel? Never antagonize the locals. Unfortunately, Harry and Ron subscribe to the belief that rules are made to be broken. 6th year, getting more AU with each story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Death of a Horcrux reviews
Second in series. Hermione is of the opinion that all possible advantages should be exploited, especially when her dissertation is on the line. 6th year, getting more AU with each story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Courage Squared reviews
First in series. Hermione has a plan to recruit whoever she can to help Harry train up and defeat Voldemort. 6th year, getting more AU with each story.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Link, Harry P. - Complete
Cultural Differences reviews
Drabble. Doctor, Donna, Crew, Disgruntled Locals, and a series of poor first impressions.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - 10th Doctor, Mal - Complete