SpasticDjinn
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Joined 11-18-03, id: 489531
Author has written 6 stories for Golden Sun, and Inuyasha.

SpasticDjinn Productions

- The Djinni of Djinn -


Urgent Announcement!

SpasticDjinn is proudly sponsoring a worldwide aid program ‘Adopt A Djinni’. Many poor Djinni were stolen from their families to fight for the GS crew. Will you adopt one of those left behind after the rising of the Golden Sun? The only preferences are:

1.You must be loving and caring towards your new Djinni.

2. You must feed it sugar and sherbet to its heart’s content.

3: It must not be ignored for more than a millisecond, or you risk having your house burnt down.

If you feel you can meet the requirements, tell SpasticDjinn in your next review, and he will find a Djinni perfect for you! Simply write a flattering review, and at the end put in your preferred Djinni description eg. Personality (or lack of), Colour, Element etc.

Thank you, and may you find whatever kindness your cruel hearts have deep within them, and pledge your support the Adopt A Djinni.


Upcoming Work...

Ninjutsu

A serious Ninja-story based on Naruto. I plan on updating it, so get attached to it if you want . Chapter 3 is on the way.

Garet Potter and the Alchemist's Stone-Revamped

Was deleted, but no longer. I have re-written it, and you shall read it.

Golden Boys

I shall re-post it, so you must re-review it, sadly. Troublesome, I know.


Muse(s)

SpasticDjinn (Myself) http://www.fanfiction.net/u/489531/

An evil Uranus Djinn. Looks kinda like a Venus Djinn, just whacky-er. Flirtatious, rowdy, aggressive, manipulative, weak, cowardly and pathetic. But pretends he's big by using his secret weapon: His human disguise. Uses many weapons including: The Great Big Keyboard Of Really Nasty Stuff, the Insanely-Large-Whiteboard-Marker, the Sword of a Big-Voodoo-Monkey and the Pliars of Wrenching Out Loose Molars.

KD6 (Kai_dranzer_6) http://www.fanfiction.net/u/347104/

THIS AUTHOR HAS BEEN DEEMED TO MUCH OF AN ARROGANTBASTARD TO BE SHOWN ON THIS PAGE

Dessie (Destinyofthepast or At the mercy of irony) http://www.fanfiction.net/u/440720/

My friend (though he may deny it). A fellow author who enjoys nothing more than fixing typos for me and correcting gramatical errors. Round of applause! Wields his Uber-Sharp claws and the Pacer-Of-Lightning-Power.

Ivan (Golden Sun 1 and 2)

The main muse I use, and my bestest buddy. Is always serious and never laughs. Is an idiot, just like his master. Has a rod know as Grandpa's Dodecahedron. Grandpa, apparently, believed the earth was doughnut shaped. Hence the strangely bent staff.

Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha)

The mysterious Sesshoumaru has joined the ranks of my muses. Hooray. He occasioanally brings along his minions Rin and Jaken to help him beat up Ivan. Uses his fabled 'Asshole-Smell Claws' and 'Whiff of Hell'.

The Second in Command of the 118th Squadron (Ivan's Big Adventure 1 and 2)

A stupid, bumbling minion. Controls the armies of KD6 and Djinn. As I said, stupid and moronic. Uses a sword made of solidified talcum powder.

Sandath

Merely used for comedic purposes. Serves no actual purpose other than being evil and cannibalistic. A large lizard-man with heavy armour. And a very large spongy hammer.

Stuff about me
I'm 15,short, lovable in an evil way, angst ridden, almost gothic, angers EXTREMELY easily, likes the colour black (If you consider black a colour) and LOVES computers. I love them to the extent that I spend almost 70 percent of my time glued to one.

I love WoW (World of Warcraft), and play it constantly. I have the characters Pyrgus, Hiten, Tetsusuaiga and... That's all. All the advice I can give you about WoW is: If you haven't bought it, do so now.

Ragnarok Online is also fun, but merely as a recreational pasttime. Chatting is more fun that the actual gameplay, but meh.

Cool Animes/Mangas:

InuYasha

The Ghibli Collection

.Hack//

Chobits

Trigun

Used to like Pokemon, but it's bad now...

Naruto

Excel Saga

Love Hina

Golden Boy

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex

Get Backers

One Piece

Ninja Scroll

SamuraiX (Rouruni Kenshin)

Fave Pairings for GS...

1. Isaac/Jenna (Valeshipping)

2. Isaac/Mia (Mudshipping)

2. Ivan/Sheba (Windshipping)

4. Mia/Felix (Softshipping)

5. Felix/Sheba (Lighthouseshipping)

Despised Pairings...

1. Garet/Mia (Steamshipping)

2. Garet/Jenna (Flameshipping)

3. Alex/Anyone (I hate the evil git shipping)

4. One of the antagonists/Anyone (Karst, Agatio, Saturos and Menardi are all RETARDS shipping)

Neutral Pairings

1. Karst/Anyone (I dont really mind Karst that much..)

My Titles (The things you really wanted to know about!)

Lord of all things green and cumbersome

Lord of all things to do with dramatic entrances and clouds of flesh-eating gnats

Part time applicant of the Triforce of cowardice

Member of the Veteran Bookmarks club

Second in command of the army of Frankfurt haters

Lord of all things aqua-green and with an air of miscalculation

More to be added once I remember them!


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Project Psynergy by Jake Delfeir reviews
AU. Weyard exists as a modern world, its existence relying heavily on the internet. Superpowers have established peace years after the Prox War. And now a traitor from Lemuria is intent on recreating the chaotic past. (Story is incomplete and will not be finished)
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 196,947 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 9/12/2004
Konoha Academy by One Who Rides On The Wind reviews
[AU] Hinata’s been home schooled all her life and is now a newbie at high school. Will she be able to handle homework, friends and family at the same time? Reviewers' choice is decided! KakaHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Kakashi H., Hinata H.
Golden Sun: The New Beginning by lilgirl reviews
IMPORTANT NOTICE! PLEASE READ! Three months after Lost Age. A new evil threatens to destroy Weyard with the power of Alchemy. Among the confusion a war brakes out between the kingdoms. I promise its more interesting than it sounds.
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,458 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Complete
Book One: Golden Sun by Master of Reality reviews
The story of four of the greatest heroes ever known to Weyard, fighting to prevent the release of an ancient power. World's first and only complete noelisation. R&R!
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 242,731 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Complete
We’re All Going on a Summer Holiday by Oracle Of Elements reviews
The gang go on a fell deserved holiday and romance is in the air. (mud, flame and windshipping ahoy! WARNING! Large amounts of fluff inside)
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,074 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005
I Came, I Saw, I Conquered by Corycian Muse reviews
[AU]Impending doom awaits a normally peaceful village, or that's the way it is told. An epic tale of power and deceit, revenge and conspiracy, and the love that binds them together. [Chapt.13 up]
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,261 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005
Marriage Woes by The Big Rocky Eye reviews
The plot, well...the chapter title explains all. The plot begins to get off its behind and start moving...
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,843 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 9/24/2004
Hope by Meneil reviews
AU. The humans of Weyard are in danger of becoming enslaved by terrible monsters. When all hope is lost, Jenna finds a reason to live through a certain someone. complete!
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,878 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Jenna, Isaac - Complete
My Blue Eyed Master by Haru-daioh reviews
Isaac, a powerful vampire, lives the life of a servent for Mia. Mud, flame and wind, no changes. Review, you'll make me feel better.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,234 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 4/26/2005
Golden Sun DS: Part I: The Fall of Weyard by Mikaa reviews
Weyard's falling from the sky, and an ancient power battle to determine the fate of the world will be determined by the choices of an Adept and a being of indescribable power. Chapter 15, The Truth Told, is up.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,648 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005
Secrets of Imil by Zaurak reviews
Many thousands of years ago, a powerful empire ruled almost all of Weyward; it’s borders stretching from Tundaria to far into the northern wild lands of the Prox. Now, someone wants to see that empire reborn.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,465 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005
Discretion Seldom Knocks Twice by Sora G. Silverwind reviews
Isaac tries to break through the ice around Mia's heart.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Isaac, Mia - Complete
Djinn on Holiday by SamuraiKnight reviews
The Djinn go on holiday! What will happen to them? Just a weird idea I came up with one day. Please RR! Any ideas would be greatly appreciated.And I'm not too great on humor, it's more of a 'cute' story.
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,673 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004
Bangaa baka sun by At the mercy of irony reviews
Chapter 7 up! Pointless arguing, Famfrit: Lord of the teddy bears and a bit of random randomness.
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,818 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 10/8/2003
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Ivan's Big Adventure 2 reviews
The triumphant return of the GS legend. If you don't enjoy violence, lewd language, poor characterisation and lack of plot then this probably isn't the story for you. If you're criminally insane, go for your life.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2008
Ninjutsu reviews
Isaac is a Ninja, and has only one ambition: Surviving Ninja school. Once he's done that, he can be the best! But maybe someone else has the same ideas in mind, and would stop at nothing to stop Isaac succeeding.... Chapter 3 up!
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 10/6/2005
Garet Potter and the Alchemist's Stone reviews
It's back. And more discriminatory than ever. If you thought the last one was pathetic, here's more of the same. Garet as Harry, Mia as Hermione and Alex as Ron. And Ivan as Voldemort.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2006
Empty reviews
Rated for angst. Alex looks back at his life, and how it could have been if he had done things differently. ALEX POV drabble.
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2005
Rift Between the Worlds reviews
Kagome wakes after a fitfull sleep, to find that all of the citizens of Feudal Japan have vanished. Meanwhile, Kaede finds herself in Modern Day Tokyo, and tries to figure who, and what, is behind the opening of Dimensional Rift. R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2005
Deadbeard's Lament reviews
Deadbeard, Lord of the Damned has gotten himself in a little bit of strife. He's gone and lost the Sword of Death, the Key to his legendary position. It seems four travellers have picked it up, and Deadbeard 'aint happy...
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2005