Watermelon Sniper
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Joined 11-18-03, id: 489560, Profile Updated: 05-02-11
Author has written 14 stories for Sailor Moon, Final Fantasy VII, Yami no Matsuei, Chrono Trigger, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy IX, Star Ocean, Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service, Final Fantasy X, and Harry Potter.

So. Here I am, again. Twenty-two (!?), this time around, with a bizarre fondness for fruit sandwiches and a preference toward original stories. Probably won't be around a lot.

I'm an obsessive writer, and a bit dense when it comes to figuring out what I like. I'll write anything a hundred times to make sure I don't like it.

My author icon is a White Ghost, one of the friendly monsters from Final Fantasy IX, for the reviewer who asked. I would have replied directly, but, um, the problem with anonymous reviews is that I kind of can't. Sorry.

And, because I'm a big fluffy sheep, here are my favorite ships/characters.

I own no series I write for here, ever. Consider my works all officially disclaimed.

Het Ships:
1. Eleven/River (Doctor Who)
2. Wash/Zoe (Firefly/Serenity)
3. Adama/Roslin (Battlestar Galactica)
4. Dom/Mal (Inception)
5. Leon/Precis (Star Ocean: The Second Story/Evolution)

Slash Ships:
1. Jack/Ianto (Torchwood)
2. Sherlock/Watson (Sherlock)
3. US/UK (Hetalia)
4. Cable/Deadpool (Marvel Universe)
5. Florence/Marik (YGOTAS) (stop judging meeee)

Femslash Ships:
1. Homura/Madoka (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)
2. Willow/Tara (Buffy)
3. Poison Ivy/Harley Quinn (Batman)
4. Haruka/Michiru (Sailor Moon)
5. Anna/Ruby (Supernatural)

Characters:
1. Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
2. Donna Noble (Doctor Who)
3. River Song (Doctor Who)
4. Tyrion Lannister (A Song of Ice and Fire)
5. Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
6. Azula (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
7. Larxene (Kingdom Hearts)
8. Haymitch Abernathy (The Hunger Games)
9. Locke Lamora (The Gentleman Bastard Cycle)
10. Homura Akemi (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

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The Violet Room by Sarehptar reviews
While working a psychology internship, Myde is given the challenge of analyzing Ienzo, a mysterious patient who spends his days writing on the walls of his hospital room. But when the story of 'Zexion' and 'Demyx' starts to sound familiar...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 236,681 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 6/9/2007 - [Demyx, Zexion] Ienzo
Adventures in Diplomacy by peroxidepest17 reviews
In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Castiel, Crowley
ab igne ignem capere by sangi reviews
In another world, Azula was born first. In another world, Azula wasn't the favorite. [Permanently incomplete.]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,196 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Azula
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2476 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
She Remembers by Sorikaii reviews
Rinoa's living in the past, almost thirty years later.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Rinoa H.
Hand in Hand by Scribbler reviews
Larxene being Larxene, Axel being Axel and Marluxia being Marluxia - but when they combine their powers they become ... a really scary trio superheroes would hide under the bed to avoid. Written for Challenge #229 – 'Favourite Body Part' at KH Drabble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Larxene, Axel - Complete
Infamy by RLobinske reviews
A retrofic. In 1942, Daria and Jane hear an important announcement at Lawndale High
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010
But We Got Rum by Quillslinger reviews
The seven seas can be a very small place. Crossover.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alice K. - Complete
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Sandman Crossover COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,659 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Things You Don't Do by weaverofstars reviews
There were a lot of things that Eri had to learn not to do when she became friends with all of them. Eri/Shiki, Joshua/Neku, The World Ends With You fic.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Eri, Shiki M. - Complete
Sight the King by olesia.love reviews
After Yuugi wakes up at the scene of a crime with blood on his hands and a voice in his head, there's only one thing he can do: Run. --Yuugi x Yami Yuugi: Puzzleshipping-- --Complete--
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Hot Blooded by Quillslinger reviews
Xigbar's feral, Luxord's inscrutable, Axel's a ratbastard, and Demyx — he's just trying to stay alive. One panic attack at a time. Light Xigbar/Demyx, heavy shenanigans.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
In the Line of Duty by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 Ways Eleventh Division Members Lived and Died: Remembering those who died and who will die— past, present, and future.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/15/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Silent Hill 2: Letter From Silent Heaven by Ryan M. Usher reviews
A novelization of the video game Silent Hill 2, told from the perspective of James Sunderland, the game's protagonist. It's finally complete. Thanks to all of my readers and especially my reviewers, you've made it a very enjoyable experience for me!
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 188,183 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Safe From Harm by Maya Tawi reviews
Someone's killing one of House's patients, and solving the medical mystery could put his own life in danger.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,787 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/28/2005
Armchair Warrior by Grace E. Dragondale reviews
As he reflects on the death of Aeris, Reeve finds that he has some serious doubts about his status as a "hero", and his commitment to his cause. Short POV, one-shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
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Through the Eyes of the Mad and Blind reviews
Bellatrix is a fire which repels and fascinates Severus. Marauders-era introspection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Harvest Moon Shining In Your Eyes reviews
Hotaru Tomoe adores her father more than any man in the world, but she isn't totally clueless, either.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Professor Tomoe - Complete
The Bottom of a Glass reviews
People go to Cafe Doom on Friday nights when they have no other place to go. Zidane frequents Cafe Doom only when he has to. And Freya? Well...
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Zidane T., Freya C. - Complete
Where the Sun Sets in Your Eyes reviews
"Blank has discovered that Zidane is so much more likable when he's dead and not planning on springing a fatal heart attack on the young queen of Alexandria in the name of romance." Zidane/Garnet, one-sided Blank/Ruby.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Blank, Zidane T. - Complete
Memory of the Stone reviews
Auron remembers this.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Auron - Complete
Just One of Those Days reviews
One isn't typically born with a haunted hand. This is no less the case for Yuji and his space sock.
Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
All Rivers Lead to Lethe reviews
Dias isn't sure whether that old Nedian reconstructed his hometown wrong or if it's his own memory that's failed him.
Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Dias F., Rena L. - Complete
The Sky Holds No Angels reviews
They died without a sound and drowned out the din of the ship's shattering. Or, a hypothetical look into Vivi's head.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Vivi O., Garnet A. - Complete
A Socially Inept Fairytale reviews
Vignette. Rinoa, years later, reflecting on the night she met Squall. Her face is still a little red, but she still wouldn't change it. Squinoa.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Rinoa H., Squall L. - Complete
Cataclysm
Selphie knows now what being mad is like. It's like knowing. Selphie/Kairi, hints of Selphie/Namine.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Selphie T., Naminé - Complete
Restless Night reviews
The night before summoning Lavos, Magus reflects. Your typical Magus fic, complete with mentions of Schala and Zeal. No Frog, though.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Complete
I Don't Have Anything reviews
Edited one-shot. Hisoka made a decision concerning Tsuzuki he would come to regret. One year later, he writes a letter to the man explaining why...
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Complete
Interrupted by Snowfall reviews
Reeve is dying.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005
Death Reborn Revolution reviews
Sailor Saturn's thoughts at the fall of the Silver Millennium.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn