Hey you! Yeah, you there--in the computer chair! Hi!

I'm a noob-tastic college student who is using the sparkling excuse of "I need to practice my mechanics and my mass-production skills!" in order to continue writing fanfiction. About robots, nonetheless: oh, my cup of dignity overrunneth. On the plus side, my scholarship still loves me! (Mostly because it doesn't know what I do at night o_o)

Trends? I lean more towards slash/femslash and fixate (with much salivation and perspiration) on pairings and characters. Also, I generally don't give a damn for the roundabout epic plot of epics, canon and fanon alike, because the ENTIRE EARTH has been threatened a dozen-billion times before now, from Lex Luthor to Megatron, and I really don't think the human race has it in us to care anymore. It's out of our range of 'tragic' comprehension: personal agonies are much more interesting. I'm also stupidly picky, as you can't capture my fangirly soul unless you have awesome characterization--who cares what's exploding around it?

Fandoms are my lifeblood. Obviously everyone has their fandom phases, so I drift in and out of any one, feeding on the upper canopy of my varying OTPs like a graceful, contented fangirl giraffe in the sahara sunset. But one fandom at time, mind! Then I park my butt and stay for a year or two, fouling up your waters. Yay! I hope I'm in yours! XD (FOULFOULFOUL)

Otherwise, I love what I do and I do what I love... or I'll find a way to do it, but Pharmacy school sounds like a pretty good money-making scheme for now! I'm platonically-flirty, loud, and not a little bit shy in fits and bursts. I like purring and am physically addicted to snuggling: I need a snuggle or a head-pat every 2-4 hours or else I go bad, like milk or teenagers with pompadours and leather jackets. I have a horribly piercing voice and talk with my hands and use Transformers jargon on a regular basis. I like girls and boys, but people most of all. I would sell my (battered, slash-saturated, funny-smelling) soul for vietnamese cuisine any day.

Most of all, I'm a shameless, squeaky little person and I've met many of my good, lasting friends from random notes on FFnet-- so please, note away!

~Demz

Check out my Deviantart account for fic-art. Just dig in my Transformers folder and you'll find what you need quickly enough :3

Fanart that I have been so blessed to receive for fics ;_; (or pay for, in case of the first two~)

PARTNERS

Hey look, it's Official Torque! http:///art/commision-5-part-1-131942863

Hey look, it's Official Anicon! http:///art/commission-5-part-2-134605014

Eno-love has done so many for me~~ I have to list her here honorarily, as she's my official illustrator for freaking EVERYTHING. The whole fic is basically illustrated, but not uploaded anywhere, because I'm a jealous little hobbit. GOD she spends so much time on me, I'm so spoiled!

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ODD COUPLE

My links got too numerous, I felt like a bit of a ho D: If you want to be visually pleased, visit Black-Panda-Chan and Silveray on Deviantart for the MOST HUMONGOUS LOAD OF ODD-COUPLE FANART YOU WILL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE. HOLY CRAP SERIOUSLY, THOSE TWO. o_o How am I so blessed? They're incredible, wonderfully creative, and the sweetest gals you'll ever meet.

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ATTENTION to all those wondering where my wealth of Jak and Daxter fics have vanished to: they're gone.

Just Another Mission and Fit for a King included, most have been purged. I have wonderful memories connected to these pieces and the people involved, no doubt. I would not distance myself from my old fandom either, but most were a very, very, very, did-I-mention-VERY poor example of my writing, my imagination and my insufferable fifteen-year-old ego. Cringe-worthy in every single sense. I had to cut them, because I'm unforgiving and horribly self-conscious, and I apologize if my face-saving techniques cause you grief. If I repost these fics, it will be on a separate account created specifically for old fanfiction. All of this will depend on if I have time to do so. Also, as much as the request flatters me, I will not send you the fic via email.

Thank you for reading, and double-thanks to all of you that amassed 624 amazing reviews on the longer-than-it-had-to-be milestone fic of Just Another Mission. It changed my life, in a way: as did you, if you took the time to say something. Good or bad, true or untrue, encouraging or scathing, no words went to waste.